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Now this is one programme to look forward to. Hopefully it'd be as exciting as it was in the 2000s and devoid of scripted outcomes.

Hopefully it'd make my heart race in excitement and suspense like it did then.

Hopefully it is everything the current trending debased reality TV show isn't, and merit-based.

devvy44:
You’re so desperate to get my info, calm down punk!

For the last time, Upload a picture of your sef holding a piece of paper with your moniker written boldly on it, failure to do that, then don’t except me to chat you up anywhere else

I don't need you to chat me up. I can barely keep up with the flurry of messages, even on one social media platform.

I don't need your details. You have no value to offer. If you did, you'd have move out of your folks' place, earn money legitimately and pick your bills like an adult.

Your details would only come in handy if I work for a pharmaceutical company which collates details of people with STIs who bedwet.
Or maybe in 2023 snatching ballot boxes. But we all know you are only as smart as a doornail and not even good enough for something as crude as that.

Make no mistake: There's only one thing going on here - you being bullied and exposed as the infantile troll adorning the supposed cloak of anonymity Nairaland offers to rub shoulders.
But anonymity is a myth and I've operated that way.

Nothing personal. Nemesis chose me to pay you for all of your needless, personalised trolling on this thread. Next time you'd learn to troll within boundaries. Mentioning me out of the blues today is your worse mistake since dawn.

devvy44:
Werey

Upload your picture with your moniker writer on a piece of paper and held Above to your head. Do it before 8pm then we will VIDEO chat on TG

Surprised the person who doesn't brag looks as good as that?

Screenshot my profile then post it on the Foreign Affairs Section thread you got your screenshot from and the guys there would tell you it's me.

How dare you think you have a say in this? You are standing in my courtroom, shackled in my dock awaiting pronouncement from me. There's no plea bargain - it's Hell or Hades: Pain which ever way.


It's 8:07PM now. No need waiting.

By all means, let me help you:

Here's a Telegram invite: t[.] me/DissTroyy or search " @DissTroyy" on Telegram (I'd take it down later.) The second picture on the profile of me decked in a blue shirt would lead you to my Indeed and LinkedIn profiles.


You don't get to get personal with trolling as an anonymous person.

We are real here, right? Let's put faces to our names.

I'm just a message away on Telegram. Then we head to video calls.

You didn't expect this, right? I'm Nemesis agent.

devvy44:
When you’re done, log out, then login to your other account, it must really be stressful doing all these

You've run out of words? Can't troll again?

Nope. I won't let you escape. You are not getting off until I decide so. I just uploaded a full-coloured version of the same picture on my profile.

I ignore you mostly or hit you hard when I want to in the past but this time I want you drawn and quartered across the pages of this thread.

Like Cersei Lannister, I want you doing the walk of shame. But I want it done ever so slowly, ever so torturously. On my own terms as always.

The video conference is still there. Preferably on Telegram since you can easily make your phone number and certain details private. But be rest assured that I won't make mine private.

Accursed offspring of a newt!

devvy44:
You have no proof any of these things happened to me, well that means all what you wrote have happened/ is happening to you


Now get lost

It's a Tuesday evening. I'm engaging you because you didn't even expect it.

I just uploaded my own picture on profile. (I'd take it. down before 23:59PM at most.)


Ready to have that video call I mentioned. Not just you but with as many people as possible.

The person you'd be discussing with is exactly who you are seeing on my profile - me.

Sometimes I ignore you trolls, sometimes I put you beneath the searchlight. Don't chicken out now.

A video conference with your comrades-in-foolery.

devvy44:
He’ll use his dis.stroy account to come and shalaye why he should not send a mail, stop wasting your time man

You couldn't take up the dare? It's 7PM.

May a gazillion Bonobo monkeys take turns defiling you like A she-goat tied in a goatshed!

Confusing DissTrôy and FirstBorn? It's definitely genetic.
The same way your mom couldn't point out which of the 69 men she was sleeping impregnated her when she conceived you. Yet she still gave you to Baba Kamoru the vulcaniser whom you call "daddy".

Have you ever wondered why you don't look like him or any of your siblings? Or why you became bald at age 15 while Baba Kamoru has dreads?

Now you know.

devvy44:
You’re known as thief, a scammer and a fool on “america politics thread” Bleep outta here scammer


It’s only someone that has experienced all what you wrote that will come out to say it……keep living your miserable life

Who? Everyone in the Foreign Affairs Section knows LucasBalo aka PrideofLincoln is left-leaning and has always ascribed people who support Conservative ideas or talking points as poor and broke.

You can local-search "PrideofLincoln Poverty" as he called everyone he disagrees with so for over 10 years on Nairaland. Yet he fears me.

My full names are known to everyone on that thread and most of Nairaland. All my social media names are known. Those who chat with me on WhatsApp abound on that thread and that same WhatsApp number is my official business line linking to Facebook and other social media accounts.


If you search my name, my digital tech portfolio website is fifth in the Google search result.

I could easily re-upload my pictures.

Heck! This minute, I could ask that we do a 3-way video call on any platform with your personal information hidden (mine won't) with any other Nairaland joining the video call to verify our claims.

Even better, I'm at my own office now at the tech start-up I founded and run, and would be hard at it till 7PM or so.

The caveat is, I'd screenshot and record the call for Nairalanders to see/watch.



You and I aren't equals or close by any chance off and on the internet.

---

I am gainfully employed - you aren't .


I have a business of my own - you don't.

I am multi-skilled in digital tech - operating a smartphone is your high.

I am involved in human capital development and fund such programmes (my Facebook page is proof of that) - you know nothing about that.

Being found online helps my brand - your worse nightmare is people off Nairaland stumbling on you being the clown that you are online.

I'm articulate and have been consistently so over the years - you would struggle to debate a 3-year-old and a drugged parrot.

I give relevant tips where necessary - the only thing of value you have ever contributed to Nairaland is increasing the number of registered monikers with the gazillion accounts you own.

I interact with several Nairalanders who can corroborate my claims - the only time a Nairalander ever contacts you is when the spambot mails you for repeatedly spamming.


Your IQ is depicted on your moniker.

devvy44:
So this is how miserable your life is

You’re a known Dumbo that trolls everywhere on nairaland and also a thief, Bleep outta my mention dickhead

Pretty predictable why you fill posts with laughing emoticons. Exactly what bimbos do to mask their inarticulation and simpleton-esque personas.

What's the male equivalent of a bimbo again? That's right - a 'Bobrisky'. Now we know why your replies are filled with sexually-suggestive words like "fûck" and "dîckhead" on a thread with males abounding.

I was also right about you bedwetting - the endresult of the many STDs you contracted from your outlandish desires.

Too bad your parents don't know they have one more girl to feed.

devvy44:
Just like you These low-life plebs are more bothered about people’s personal lives than anything else, little wonder una old man wanted me to say what I do with my life after Virus said he is a freelancer, while una hushpuppi ran to carry out Investigative analysis just after Virus posted his Fiverr moniker and immediately responded with a screenshot, then to cap it all off Destroy gave a speech on the Fiverr account


You better go back to analyzing BBN contestants and take your fellow pokenosers with you

Easy there, Demon44. The Virus guy I adviced took the advice in good faith and presumably acted on it thence.

Stating what you do for a living as long as you don't reveal sensitive information which would affect your livelihood isn't wrong. I can and I have stated this/these, and so have others at various times.

You have nothing doing. Nothing legitimate and dignifying anyone should be proud of anyway, else, given your antecedence of infantile braggadocios, you'd have posted everything about yourself immediately and faster than the number of times you bedwet nightly.

Nobody who works hard at earning a legitimate living needlessly trolls all day in the backwaters of a relatively anonymous platform; trolling even at odd hours of the day daily and fighting phantoms.

You should be more concerned about where you'd sleep tonight as it's been raining heavily and you bedwetted last night. And doing the dishes before your mum gets back from work tonight else you can kiss dinner goodbye just like commonsense did to you at childbirth.

Virus99:
Grade 1 dumbo

That's my profile on Fiverr and my packages pls patronize me


Now tell your fellow dumbos to turn up with their past works or forever shut the fvck up with their hushpuppism

You realise how silly you are? A-grade service providers are more active on Upwork, Indeed and LinkedIn to get premium jobs.

As a service provider/seller on such platforms, one of the worse things that can happen to you is negative reviews. You are mixing business with clownery - a worse form of pleasure.

Even 30 of the guys you troll needlessly here giving you negative reviews would run you out of Fiverr or UpWork. Fiverr is low-level anyway.

Also, Google image search is so advanced now, your Fiverr name would show up in search results and this mage would be included linking back to Nairaland and your account which is used to troll. Worse even, your moniker is Virus99. If the screenshot stays up for at least 5 days, it would be cached in search results or worse even, Archive.org.

You know nothing about brand reputation management if you are being this careless. Definitely not smart enough to run a business.

Remove that screenshot you attached of your Fiverr profile. Buyers would always search you out (especially as you don't have many reviews - just 3) and you don't want them drawing a nexus between your professional life and your trolling persona on Nairaland.

Troll if you want to, curse out if you feel like but don't joke with what puts food on your table.

Naturalobserver:
This man better beef up security to the best maximum
Anything happening more than once shouldn't be taken for granted.

Or the whole thing is planted/planned to make him look like the accessible president who is also forgiving.

Don't believe what you see at face value.

If he were that accessible, some nutjob would have gunned him down. Either from the French Right Wing parties or the Muslim fanatics/terrorists all over France.

J2381:
You watched the show before?

It aired in the 2000s, remember? I remember watching the 2004, 2005 and 2006 editions.

And the hey days of Who Wants To Be a Millionaire.

Good days of reality television shows.

3 Akwa Ibomites of the 12 total contestants.



- Iniabasi Umoren

- Esitima Edem

- Mikel Mfon Esin


And each is from the 3 (main) ethnic groups in the state: Ibibio, Annang, and Oro/Oron.

Now this is going to be interesting. I'm already slightly biased before it began, I admit.

jpmoriarti:
Lmaooo is it your business? He go share with me via dm

But on a business level, it will be good if it is shared here so the site can attract more traffic and page hits. I'm sure naysayers like you, oga virus and devvy, will love to read too

Actually, he would be smart not to share those articles which trace back to him on this thread. The potential views regardless, the long-term 'harm' isn't worth it.

Most Nairalanders take-on certain personas which shouldn't be ascribed their professional lives.

I troll Ronaldo and EPL clubs regularly. If I were a sport writer who posts the articles I write here, even when I am dissecting a footballing activity rationally, you'd always judge my take from my DîssTroy persona of trolling certain footballers and clubs, and use that against any position I take which would extend to the sport media outfit I write for.

He could share those articles with a lesser-known monikers which haven't been known to take biased stance.

No, he doesn't have to share his articles. And there's the part about familiarity breeding contempt. If you were an avid reader of his articles, you might probably not take them seriously now that you know "It's that guy I argue with on the Barça thread" who wrote it. �

While there is a technical explanation, I saw a meme somewhere where someone stated bank ATMs swallow money because they are bad girls and bad girls like to swallow whole.

The hilarity when it dawns on you needs no further explanation.

Virus99:
Omo na now everyone here don turn sport writer

But they didn't tell us the paper they are writing for

Or the ones they have written

Too many Nairaland Chinua Achebe

It could be possible. I'm a web developer, graphics and UI designer, brand and digital marketer, creative writer, and business developer. I also run my own start-up firm.

I've never created any thread about these services or skills. Neither have I ever mentioned my company name on Nairaland or advertised with my moniker here. I sort of mostly want to be just DîssTroy here and that's it.

Yet a few Nairalanders who have interacted with me off this forum can confirm everything I have stated. And these are Nairalanders I can mention/tag to corroborate my claims.

Sports writing isn't rocket science, and given the passion of these guys on this thread with regards to analysing sporting (especially footballing) activities, why does it seem farfetched that they'd be sport writers?

If anything, it makes sense. It gives plausibility for the passion they display here.

Skepticism has to be rationalised. Not everything has to be doubted.

benalvino3:
[I have my photo my profile.

Balls!

In fact, I have put up my picture now.
Enough of newts hiding behind the curtain of supposed anonymity to claim to be what they are not.

A girl whose ilk I won't even talk to trying to feel funky supposedly facelessly.

Put yours. No be to come they claim NGO for nairaland. You have 20 monikers, you have spread lies of being married, you are working to you are a lawyer and a business woman. Few search exposed all those lies. You were claiming on your Ladyhippolyta88 to be in the US only changed when that account was identified as you. You no get life... You whole life is just a lie on Nairaland.

You'd be surprised the number of lies and contradictions I discovered in the preceding weeks of playing blind. It's almost like Cóogar 2.0. Even links up to pictures.

She is as single as a pole and more unmarried than a Catholic priest! Her claim of being married is a lie.

Different claims on different accounts at different times. More difficult that Cóogar's which was on one account mostly yet took months to compile. From May to November 2015.

But I'm here now. I'm here now.

benalvino:
Finally the shameless old man has gone to bed. Hopefully he does not dream about DissT.roy

Every time I remind him of how many hours he spends on Nairaland daily even at odd times and working hours, he goes offline immediately.

I did so in May, for most parts of June he stopped posting during working hours and past midnight. I stopped mentioning it for 2 months and he got comfortable to show how lonely and jobless he is. No man with a supposed wife and/or kids would be arguing online or even be active online at such hours. No man who knows he has to wake up to go to work would sacrifice his sleep for strangers constantly.

He spends at least 12 hours on Nairaland daily. Imagine the time he spends on Facebook and Twitter. Imagine what time he has left for himself or to be productive. My line of work requires me to monitor brands I manage online yet I don't spend hours cumulatively online like he does on Nairaland daily.

PrideofLincoln2 is a fraudster. I noticed same pattern with Coogar and that got me curious to dig into him him, and behold what I found!

He's a thief and that sly move to connect himself to the Oba of Lagos out of the blues is the classic scammer move! If I didn't call him out, he would have tried to claim he has reclaimed lands on beachfronts and oil rigs bequeated to him as a Lagos Prince.

Baba Balogun, shame on you, old thief!

benalvino:
He does not give his imaginary wife anytime whatsoever, all his time is spent with us

Someone posted here again with evidence that he lost his dad when he was two months old. I feel sorry for him though but that old man can lie.

PrideofLincoln2 has no life. He has given different versions of his life story over the years with different monikers. His Facebook and LinkedIn profiles show the only demarcated thing he owns are the lines demarcating his forehead from his whitish hair. His LinkedIn shows no proof of working as a hedgefund manager/broker like he claimed. Well, I busted him on that already.

Everyday he mentions posting by 2AM but the dumbtard doesn't know how to calculate time difference. When it's 8AM here, it's 2AM in the homeless shelter where he resides.

Activities on this thread are slow during working hours Nigerian time except for him posting. When it's working hours in his clime, he is still posting here too.

We post by 7AM here, he replies immediately. We post by 4PM here, he replies immediately. We post by 8PM, replies immediately. I timed all my replies to him around these times yesterday to further prove he's a worthless bum.

The only time he ever goes offline is when I remind him of how long he spends on this thread daily.

Fraudster Nigerian Prince! Deranged throne of Lagos online usurper!

J2381:
I'm curious, if FFK have no substance, what does he have to offer then? I know as you know, no Nigerian politician will ever take anybody serious, unless they have something to offer, in this case, substance.

FFK knows how to control and manipulate public emotions and sentiments. When you control people's emotions, they become irrational and would believe all you say. The "us against them" approach never fails. It's the ultimate art of deception and psychological warfare.

Sadly, the Igbos seem to always fall for his scheming more than others. He picks on any issue people are most sensitive about and builds on it. Before that, he hobnobs with you/your leaders to make him look like your friend.

Leaders/politicians need agents who can control people either by sheer show of strength, psychologically or with wealth.
That's why they hobnob with most feared thugs, people like FFK, and moneybags willing to throw it around. ...As long as you don't try to dethrone them.

PrideofLincoln2:
Waste of human sperm. Tell me where i said i am the Oba of Lagos. The poverty you are entrapped in his trashing your charred brain. Do you know how many people here you called fraudsters. Salford, Goodvibes and i are fraudsters to you loser whose life networth is not up to N200.000. Like i said, you were born in poverty and surely die in poverty not amounting to much in life just like the ones that gave back to you in the jungle.

Fool, you are denying your own words now? Didn't you try to make a claim for the throne of the Oba of Lagos by claiming your grandfather raised to the power of 300 was the original ruler of Lagos? That's you making a claim. A peasant trying to make a claim for a relic because you know nobody can dispute what can't be traced.

Not even the Oba of Lagos can dispute it. You can't argue with a vacuum. You knew what you were doing when you tried to pull of that Lagos/Nigerian Prince scam on us. You knew there are no records anyone could trace back so you tried to take advantage of that ambiguous history.

You are a cultural appropriationist. A culture and historical thief! Just like Elizabeth Warren claimed to have been descended from Native Americans until she was busted. Thankfully, DNA ancestry/family trees records are better kept in her case.

I like how you help dig your own grave. You are scamming thief! May fraud never depart from your cursed lineage until you are lynched publicly!

b3llo:
Baba OBJ once said "Femi is my boy give him food and he will sing for you." Femi is a friend n enemy to none as far as he is fed fat.

That's why FFK would continue to be the safest politician and 'activist' in Nigeria. His 'adversaries' know he holds no substance or isn't a threat - just another hustler trying to get a meal from the national table.
He's likely the politician with the least likelihood of being assassinated that's why he freely travels from state to state and even announcing his itinerary online.

PrideofLincoln2:
Poverty crew giving each other likes like that will wash the vow of poverty they inherited from their progenitors away from them.

Inferior bastard with low self--esteem. You are so petty and insecure, you go back to old posts to count 'likes' and 'shares'. Approval means everything to you that's why you feel the need to falsify your life story.
That's why you were wagering an imaginary $500 just so you'd get 7 'likes'.

Idiots like you would spend their life's worth on photoshoots they can barely afford just for the fleeting satisfaction of 'likes' and 'shares'. I bet you go back daily to count the 'likes' you get and get more irritable if your minions here don't approve of what you type.

Don't distract from the point. You claim you are the next Oba of Lagos. You tried to pull a Nigerian Prince scam on us.

You're a fraudster and your hubris has brought nemesis knocking. For all of the lies and falsehood you have peddled about your existence for gratification on Nairaland, judgement comes.

Show us pictures of you adorning royal robes as the Prince of Lagos. What are you waiting for?

May drugged piranhas have a feeding frenzy on your drowning carcass! May blowflies have mating rituals on your decomposing corpse!

PrideofLincoln2:
Brain damaged poverty cursed bum. You are full of your vain self. You might not even live to be 40 with all the ritual killers and your rouge police officers not to talk of many diseases that can befall you in that piece of garbage neighborhood that you dwell in. Sell all your earthly possessions and i bet you it is not worth much. Born poor and probably die poor and that's your lot in life.

Again, I hold the reins to your emotions. You are my slave and I'd yank your chains as I please. When I please. You have stated "bye" twice now but you know you dare not leave until I dismiss you like a fly.

Thieving fraudster! Why not elaborate on your claim to the throne of Lagos, Nigerian Prince? Why not post pictures of yourself in the royal quarters of the Oba of Lagos? You don't have oil rigs or luxury apartments or reclaimed lands to sell again?

Suddenly lost the zeal to further make a fool of yourself. Tell me your parents are in Nigeria to watch over the throne. Your mother is the second in command to the Iya Oloja of Lagos. Go ahead!

You are nothing more than a dog. I say fetch and you must come running for the reward for a rottening bone.

May you vultures inscribe "fraudster" on your rottening carcass with their beaks!

PrideofLincoln2:
Fvck you, i have been saying that for over 10 years of me being on Nairaland. What do a church rat like you have that i want. I doubt if your worldly assets is up to N500.000 which is less than $1K. Like Goodvibes said, you are a certified nut. I don't even know why i am talking to a Brown tooth, okrika wearing piece of disposable basura. Bye and deal with those in Nigeria that messes up your life.

You have been saying that for years? Something nobody can verify? It takes one day to bust lies. Anybody from in and around Rivers State can claim to be a descendant of Jaja of Opobo and you wouldn't know it's a lie.

I hail from where was within the Opobo Division axis during colonial times. It's on my Facebook profile. I could easily claim to be a descendant on my mother's or father's side and nobody would dispute it as there's no proof for or against it. You lied.

Coógar registered on Nairaland in 2005 as Sauron as I found out when I went digging. He claimed to be a medical doctor at some point, vetinarary doctor, financial analyst, stock broker and more at various times over 10 years. Everyone believed him for years. He even banged many women on Nairaland and dated some but none could figure out his lies. He battled as a rapper and fought everyone in the Sports Section for years but none had anything on him.

...Then his hubris caused him to square up to me as a relative newbie who was barely a year old on Nairaland in March, 2015. By November,. 2015, I disgraced him and brought the greatest scandal Nairaland has ever seen which held all sections down for months. He was a fraudster.

I did it all those with all my social media accounts and names public, and phone number easily accessible. I am still here. No dirt on me.

I am busting your lies again. Like you, I warned Cóogar months ahead I was on to him. He would slip. I never forget and I am a meticulous record keeper.

Nigerian Prince Baba60+, your fraudulent existence ended the moment you quoted me the first time on this thread with insults. That was your undoing.

basilico:
What makes you think anybody is poor here?
People you've never met?

Basilico, you don't defend yourself from flies. - you swat them!

You don't engage in a superiority contest with a dog - you tame or kick it away.

PrideofLincoln2:
Mental dwarf, everyone is a fraudster to the loser in a game of life. Don't forget my father was a drug mule according to you. The poverty in the land has turned to a loonie and a certified one at that. You and your brotherhood in poverty is a case study of how to be poor in life.

But you are a fraudster. You just tried to pull the famous Nigerian Prince scam on us right now. And you were busted.
Tell me, how many invisible oil rigs and estates have you sold since you started this 'conning' business?
It'd take it that the number of words you would next is the answer. Let's go - confess!

PrideofLincoln2:
The same lie that will kill all your poverty stricken family suffering from hunger in a place where hunger is a common problem.

Your next reply should have been pictures of you dressed in the royal robe as a prince.

See why you are scammer? That Nigerian Prince scam is the common scam line. O bet you have defrauded countless people with that line.

"I am the descendant of the ruler of Lagos, Nigeria. I have lands and buildings to you as. Prince."
I knew I could easily get you to disgrace and expose your fraudulence.

May you be stabbed for every credit card you've stolen! May the years of the innocent people you conned haunt you for the rest of your limited life!

PrideofLincoln2:
I cannot blame you, come from dirt and you are growing up in dirt and when one of those numerous diseases in that filthy village hits you, your time will be off because you can't afford to go to London for your illness like Buhari and the other Thieflicians in your Nigeria do. By the way, i get the same kind of medical care like Buhari in Chicago or anywhere in America or most part of Europe God forbids i need it due to my Blue Cross Blue Shield Illinois. Can you say the same you poverty cursed irritant.

I like how you shoot yourself in the foot then when you realise it was a dumb thing to do, you draw attention away from it. Don't you dare exit the dock, you thieving slimy fraudster.

You stated your great grandfather raised to the power of 300 was what again?

See how worthless you are? You had to go back to a relic, a piece of obscure history 400 years back with no verifiable family tree or ancestral DNA matches anyone can confirm to find validity for your uselessness.

It's like pointing to a haystack and yelling, "I have a needle in there!" knowing fully well nobody would find it or it would take forever to!

May you die a lie! May your existence and proof of it be erased faster than scribblings on a seashore!

PrideofLincoln2:
[b]Worthless piece of garbage. My Great, Great Grandfather was the Eleko of Eko before they Obaship and his name was Ologunkutere which the present Oba Akinolu of lagos descended from. What's your family history you poverty curse rat. Like i said, you can put all the males in your family together and add up all their networths, it's not up to 5% of my portfolios. Born in a ghetto and will surely perish in the ghetto without amounting to much in life.

And I am the next in line to the throne of England. My great great great great great great great grandfather was the Emperor of Rome. Fool!

What the hell?! Now this has devolved into a complete joke. You should be doing comedy skits on YouTube. You are funny in a clownish sort of way.

You realise your minions and whóres are reading this, right?

May your pulse reading lie to you like you lie here daily!

Zooposki:
Them go say see the sexy dress she wore. Na wetin tempt them. Abi no be Nigeria men again.

Dumb gender warrior and hustler,. here's a research work by a. U.S. medical agency stating that as much as 60 percent of women are paedophiles:
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/9588305/

With that statistics, you have most likely been preying on innocent kids. I can bet you are also a nanny and babysitter too. Helps further your perversion.