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TV/Movies › Re: Bbnaija: Photos Of Mercy During Her NYSC by Dizzyrascal(m): 8:35am On Sep 10, 2019
rafhell:
Wow. I fvcked this babe back then.IMO nysc . 2015
we don't believe you, show us video evidence....we need solid proof...
Sports › Re: Messi Has The Option To Leave Barca At The End Of Each Season (el Pais) by Dizzyrascal(m):
BroadStreetBull:
Mtchew!

Pardon me for saying but you're a bit delusional.

Comparing Manchester United to Real Madrid at any point in history is like comparing Andy Murray to Rafael Nadal or like comparing Tuface to Michael Jackson.

As at 2009 Real Madrid had 8 champions league titles and had had a roster of Zidane, Ronaldo de Lima, Beckham, Figo, Carlos, Owen and Raul having played for them,

You are here telling me about Deloitte and EPL winning streak. grin grin grin


See the kain argument you dey argue, you nor even get shame.


Ronaldo left Man U to Real Madrid because he was going to a bigger club with much bigger pay.

Ronaldo left Real Madrid to Juventus because Florentino dumped him.

You'e telling me balls!

Balls kee you dia!!
I Simply argued with facts, but I can clearly see that it was lost on your emotions......facts and emotions should never mix....did u know dat to fund some of the moves for the Galacticos during this period Real Madrid had to resort to borrowing from the European bank? But they were desperate to balance the deficit with Barcelona. Of all the bullsh_t signings they made, only one legend emerged, RONALDO! Between Liverpool and Barcelona who is the bigger team. 80 percent would say Barcelona but historically Liverpool has always won more Champions league than Barcelona..Facts bros, facts....alien Messi has 5 world Best, ordinary Ronaldo has 5 world best. 4 of which was won under Messi's nose...
Sports › Re: Messi Has The Option To Leave Barca At The End Of Each Season (el Pais) by Dizzyrascal(m):
BroadStreetBull:
At Manchester United he upgraded!

He was playing for Manchester United and saw an opportunity to upgrade to Real Madrid.

Now Messi works for Barca,
So tell me, where does Messibupgrade from Barca to?

Madrid, Bayern or Juve?

When you play for Barca or Madrid there is no other club to upgrade to!



BTW,

So he challenged Messi in his terrain?
And what was the outcome?

8 la Lisa to 2 la liga.
7 Best player in la liga to 1 best player.
6 Pichichi to 3 Pichichi.

What a challenge that was!


No be only standing ovation, na sitting ovation.

Florentino Perez refused to increase his money, that's why he left.
Regarding his move from Man Utd to Real Madrid as an upgrade at that point is laughable...Real Madrid were perennial UEFA Champions league quater-finalist or round of 16 candidates. Man Utd were appearing at back to back champions league finals. They were consistently beaten to the La Liga by Guadiola's Barcelona. Man Utd were on a premier league winning streak. Winning it thrice in a row. Even Deloitte named Man Utd the most valuable football club in the world. Real Madrid on the other hand, could barely keep their head above water. Why are we even having this discussion? The guy went to take up another challenge in a different league. Now if your argument about upgrade is to hold water, what about his current move from Real Madrid to Juventus, another upgrade?...I repeat Ronaldo has BALLS period..end of conversation
Politics › Re: Buhari’s 100 Days In Office Poll Result By Channels Television by Dizzyrascal(m): 4:52pm On Sep 09, 2019
joseph1832:
It's well known it is very hard to please many Nigerian. Patience is a word they're never use to. This is the very reason why church business thrives because miracles (quick action) is what many of them like.
if by patience u mean that we should continue to expect anything from this administration, then I should remind you that this clueless leader has wasted 4 years of our collective destiny already.....
Crime › Re: Lady Who Set Herself On Fire Over Fiance’s Inability To Marry Her (Graphic Pix) by Dizzyrascal(m): 3:48pm On Sep 09, 2019
Typhoonsbane:
It means your attempt to sound funny is puerile and pathetic.
give the guy a break, at least he tried nah
Crime › Re: Lady Who Set Herself On Fire Over Fiance’s Inability To Marry Her (Graphic Pix) by Dizzyrascal(m): 3:43pm On Sep 09, 2019
iammolise:
I had this strange dream yesterday; I sat in a king-Like chair... at my right jeff bezos served me groundnut, my left Bill Gates brought me table water, standing behind me dangote massaged my head to make sure I was relaxed, standing next to dangote was otedola who told me jokes to my appeasement and in front of me was Trump on his knees, stretched a basket of fruits for my refreshment.

Please I'm confused, what does this dream meanhuh
methinks, it is time for you to check in to a serious famous institute in Yaba left for a full menu of possible diagnosis....pls do it quickly. I don't want you to join that girl and commit suicide later...
Sports › Re: Messi Has The Option To Leave Barca At The End Of Each Season (el Pais) by Dizzyrascal(m): 2:31pm On Sep 09, 2019
BroadStreetBull:
!
Real Madrid are just even begining to understand what it means to lose a Mega Star. Ronaldo's ambition fuelled those trophies for Madrid during his time there.
Sports › Re: Messi Has The Option To Leave Barca At The End Of Each Season (el Pais) by Dizzyrascal(m): 2:27pm On Sep 09, 2019
BroadStreetBull:
He has balls because he wanted more money to stay at Madrid but Florentino Perez and Madrid told him fuccck you, you can leave if you want to leave abi?



balls kee you dia!

balls kee you dia!!

balls kee you dia!!!
Ok then, what about the move to Real Madrid was it also all about money or about the opportunity to challenge Leonel Messi in his own terrain...or have you also forgotten about the standing ovation he got from the Juventus fans that prompted his change of heart
Sports › Re: Messi Has The Option To Leave Barca At The End Of Each Season (el Pais) by Dizzyrascal(m): 9:57am On Sep 09, 2019
BroadStreetBull:
Then your lips would soon disappear because you shall lick them forever waiting for him.
every year Barca fans keep shouting Messi is the best, Messi is the best. Yet this dude keeps playing under the same conditions, the same environment. If you ask me I think the guy is a chicken. Ronaldo has more balls. He now has the distinction of having emerged as the best player in 3 of the most important leagues on the planet...that is balls!!!!!!!!!
Crime › Re: Drunk Man Beats His Wife In Ibadan For Refusing Him Sex (Photos) by Dizzyrascal(m): 10:57pm On Sep 08, 2019
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



Most Nigerian women are heartless.
They'd kill you with all 249 sex positions before you marry them.
But once you make the mistake of paying their brideprice...they automatically go frigid and see sex as a torturous chore.

This woman here is obviously a bad wife who has been looking for an avenue to do off with her husband.
Why will she report him to the police or even agree to press charges against him?

It was just heartless of her to refuse her husband sex after him drinking Trophy beer and Alomo bitters mixed with Passion energy drink.
That combo alone would give a eunuch's preek a turbo erection.
Does she know how harmful blue balls are?

A part of him still blames him.
Wise men either go drinking with a female buddy or they drink in a brothel to avoid nonsense like this at home.
grin grin cheesy grin grin cheesy grin ma real G... Ur head dey there
Sports › Re: Messi Has The Option To Leave Barca At The End Of Each Season (el Pais) by Dizzyrascal(m): 10:52pm On Sep 08, 2019
BroadStreetBull:
12 players who were above average in La Liga but Bosses in EPL.


Ordinary

1.David Silva
2.Diego Costa
3.Cesc Fabregas
4.Yaya Tuore
5.Nicolas Otamendi
6.Sergio Aguero
7.Alexis Sanchez
8.Pedro Rodriguez
9.Juan Mata
10.Pablo Zabaleta
11.David De Gea
12.Mesuit Ozil



Went from La Liga to England and raped the league talkless of Messi.


Receive sense Oga.
I am licking my lips and waiting for him to come to England....I can't wait for Barcelona fans to keep quiet.....
Sports › Re: Messi Has The Option To Leave Barca At The End Of Each Season (el Pais) by Dizzyrascal(m): 10:43pm On Sep 08, 2019
OBEMBET is simply the best.......❤️.... Just came back to Nairaland and the first thing I decided to do was to check out her post...
Sports › Re: Messi Has The Option To Leave Barca At The End Of Each Season (el Pais) by Dizzyrascal(m): 10:37pm On Sep 08, 2019
jayjay2609:
Which 2005 golden ball are you talking about?

Highest world cup assist?? I had no idea Pele's other name was messi.. Because Pele has the most world cup assists in a single tournament and also holds the all time record.

2014 golden ball?? That was just Sepp Blatter doing what he does best..

Truth is, Argentina stopped winning trophies the moment messi first wore their jersey..

Infact I have more faith in Buhari being the greatest president to ever walk the earth than Messi winning a trophy with argentina
grin grin grin savagery at its peak... Nigerians can be really savage.
Sports › Re: Sadio Mane Angry At Mohamed Salah In Touchline Bust-up (Photos) by Dizzyrascal(m): 8:46pm On Sep 01, 2019
Beface:
I keep telling those who care to listen that if Mohammed Salah had played in the match against Barcelona in UEFA Champion League semifinal there is no way they would have won 4 - 0.
guy no be only you oooo. I myself have told everybody I know also that had there been no injury for Salah, Liverpool would have ended the season trophyless. The only way the second leg miracle was possible, was through complete teamwork and selflessness. It is also pertinent to note that Mane was the only player out of the front three available for that match.
Sports › Re: Sadio Mane Angry At Mohamed Salah In Touchline Bust-up (Photos) by Dizzyrascal(m): 8:31pm On Sep 01, 2019
fizzy4luv:
Both of them should be talked to especially Mane, in life one should be careful not to be labelled an emotional wreck, he should learn how to communicate his feelings in a more matured manner hence the word emotional intelligence won't be a stranger to him. His outburst will be interpreted by many in different ways that suite them. Also if any player even has to complain in Liverpool of selfishness, he doesn't qualify what should firmnho say, the foolish African player scored 22 goals last season while just giving 1 assist and nobody complained. Every Liverpool player knew what he did last season to Salah, he will see chances and aim without even considering anybody and Salah took it all in his strides. He should given a serious talk down and warned not to try that again as such affect team spirit. He should focus more and ignore such if he is to progress and clinch personal awards. Even his coach labelled him an emotional player .

@Salah currently is suffering from living up to his records and maintaining his idol status in the media which is affecting his psyche . This should be seriously looked into, his task mainly is to provide assist but he seems to have lost sight of that and focus more on scoring the goals himself. This is good anyway but in the long run it generates bad blood between team mates and affect team performance. My advice is that he also should be sub like mane too and Shaqiri allowed to have more minutes on the field of play.

Generally both guys morale at this moment is not good for Liverpool and should be addressed quickly as mane feels he is contributing more than Salah and not getting the individual accolades Salah is getting while Salah is trying to be more selfish to equal and best his previous records.
this your analysis is spot on....I appreciate ur understanding of the psychology of the issues involved...if your were a judge you would have been the best
Celebrities › Re: Peter Okoye Got His Teeth Fixed (Video) by Dizzyrascal(m): 9:05pm On Aug 30, 2019
mrgoodd:
Money is good oo, Since I resign from my factory work to start my business even thou am not rich like that, My skin has changed and I started glowing , I am turning light skinned gradually, I no get Vaseline for house talkless of Whitening cream, That was when i remember my mum was light, Poverty can transform your life to anything, Anything is possible when no one is in control of your life , Spend your money abeg.
your head dey there ..
Celebrities › Re: Olamide Blasts Gay Men Wooing Him On Instagram DM by Dizzyrascal(m): 8:57pm On Aug 30, 2019
IYANGBALI:
if the guy vex ban you my hand no dey o
nothing they happen. I am covered by the blood of Buhari
Celebrities › Re: Olamide Blasts Gay Men Wooing Him On Instagram DM by Dizzyrascal(m): 8:44pm On Aug 30, 2019
IYANGBALI:
I don't know why lalasticlala name keeps coming to my mind after reading this thread, I hope not what I'm thinking o
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Olamide Blasts Gay Men Wooing Him On Instagram DM by Dizzyrascal(m): 8:42pm On Aug 30, 2019
placeofallure:
Even these ones you mentioned are not so fantastic. They should go for peeps like Wiz Kid, Korede Bello, Kizz Daniel, Tu baba, maybe Dbanj too.
that's the idea behind that post, it is an irony. But come to think of it, if these gays start going for the kiss Daniel's and Korede Bello's of this world, what would our young girls go after? Mtchewww! Rapture should just happen already...I am tired, i wan go heaven jor
Celebrities › Re: Olamide Blasts Gay Men Wooing Him On Instagram DM by Dizzyrascal(m): 8:30pm On Aug 30, 2019
koyyes:
Looooooool.

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Olamide you never see anything.

This is the era where males like you will get a taste of what females have been putting up with for centuries.

Bobrisky is really inspiring many f@ggots to come out of the closet.

F@ggots have a code. Many of them are often sexually explicit that they use as camouflage.

Alot of them are in this forum.
EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOUR HEAD DEY THERE
Sports › Re: OFFICIAL: Ex-Man Utd captain Chris Smalling joins Roma on loan for reported €3m by Dizzyrascal(m): 8:13pm On Aug 30, 2019
As an ex Man Utd supporter, I think I am in a good position to acknowledge the efforts of Chris Smalling when putting on the colours of United. You can accuse Smalling of anything and everything but not a lack of effort. Kudos to him. I believe it's a good deal for both Smalling and Roma...YNWA
Romance › Re: Cherry Entafield Shadowbanned On Instagram After Dancing Braless With Boobs by Dizzyrascal(m): 7:33pm On Aug 30, 2019
Dudeweedlmao:
No. It shows Nigeria doesn't work.
the world is simply going to blaze. It's not just a Nigerian thing. Young people(including yours truly, me) have decided to embrace this culture of madness. I pray that God will deliver us all
Sports › Re: Van Dijk Beats Messi & CR7 To UEFA Men's Player Of The Year by Dizzyrascal(m): 2:57pm On Aug 30, 2019
eni4real:
How can someone that shadow Mark bully stars...
. So you are saying that Nicolas Pepe is better than all those stars, that is what make him to be the first player to officially (Gnabry, Silva, did that in the UNL tho) dribble him...
Why did they hid this overhyped stat until the end of the UCL..
All Stats are always in full view.. Especially attackers and midfielder stats.. There is a lot of competition among them.. That is why you see strikers stretching themselves to overtake another player.. If normally they should just score 1 goal, they might have to stretch themselves to score 2 more just to compete with other guys. They play beyond their normal jobs... They play to defend their stats..

Why was VVD dribbling avoidance stat hidden till the end of a season.. If they brought it out from the group stage, I am sure it will be long destroyed. It is a meaningless stat for a defender!! Especially the one that love calling other defenders to mark wheile he shadow marked!! !
That does not take anything from him as the best defender in the world.. .

But to be the best player in the world against a 50gials+ 20 assist+ players, it has to be more than Puyol and Sergio Ramos combined level!!
It has to be more than a Maldini level
It has to be more than Vidic+Terry combined level!!!

VVD is the player that break Ronaldo Ballon d'or record in EPL. Wow, he should be the Liverpool GOAT then!!!.
Overhyped tongue
whatever level Van Dijk reached it, was enough to give him the award. History can judge the rest....
Sports › Re: Van Dijk Beats Messi & CR7 To UEFA Men's Player Of The Year by Dizzyrascal(m): 2:18pm On Aug 30, 2019
Jaytecq:
i really like how u narrow things down, but please tell me two things y u think VVD merit dis award dan Mane or Allison this season
Ok then, I agree that all the players on the list performed well in their own right, but in any award there can only be one winner. Ask any Liverpool fan about who their choice for the award should be and the result would be unanimous..
Remember that this is not his first award. He cleared the domestic awards in English top flight football for the same period under review.
Liverpool let in the least amount of goals in the top flight last year. Two people were responsible for that, the defensive masterclass called Van Dijk and the goal keeping brilliance of Allison. If you take matters again to the public jury as to who was more significant between both the answer would be unanimous.
Some years ago, a player like Van Dijk wouldn't even be in the conversation, because he is a defender. If people are upset because a defender won it,then it's time to get used to it because perceptions about their importance has changed. Good defenders are becoming just as expensive as attack minded players..
Sports › Re: Van Dijk Beats Messi & CR7 To UEFA Men's Player Of The Year by Dizzyrascal(m): 12:18pm On Aug 30, 2019
MadCow1:
Last Season, VVD was the most expensive defender in the league.. He won the UEFA Champions League, came second in the Premier League, came second in the UEFA Nations League, won the UEFA defender of the year, UEFA player of the year and Premier league player of the year..


Harry Maguire costs more than VVD.. So United will win the Premier League, Champions League, UEFA Nations League and All the player of the year trophy.


Thanks
can somebody shout hallelujah?

H A L L E L U Y A H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amen?

AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sports › Re: Van Dijk Beats Messi & CR7 To UEFA Men's Player Of The Year by Dizzyrascal(m): 10:14am On Aug 30, 2019
DanXplore:
Virgil is good but not good enough for player of the year. My opinion. They will bring one stinking reason of Virgil being the best because he won UEFA or because they want to end the tenacity of Messi and Ronaldo.

Modified#

Deep down VVD's heart, he knows Messi and Ronaldo are far better than him. Lol
the award is not about who has had a better career. It is about UEFA'S best player of the year. This year UEFA decided Van Dijk should win it. Anybody who does not understand the reason for him winning it this year is not being sincere...
Celebrities › Re: Jidenna: Homosexuality Is An Africa Thing, Europeans Didn’t Bring It by Dizzyrascal(m): 5:44am On Aug 30, 2019
OTayobami:
Fact

Meanwhile somebody told me that this stadium is in Lagos, abeg is it true
you have been grossly deceived....
Sports › Re: Van Dijk Beats Messi & CR7 To UEFA Men's Player Of The Year by Dizzyrascal(m): 9:16pm On Aug 29, 2019
MT:
British media won the award for him. The hype was too much. This award is meant to be for indvidual brilliance, Messi should have it in a very fair world. He breaks barrier with such a breezing ease.
owww! So sorry about that ..hope it didn't touch a nerve.. don't worry, next year, I think I might be able to convince UEFA about giving Leonel Messi the award. What do you think about that?
Sports › Re: Van Dijk Beats Messi & CR7 To UEFA Men's Player Of The Year by Dizzyrascal(m): 8:05pm On Aug 29, 2019
MadCow1:
Last Season, VVD was the most expensive defender in the league.. He won the UEFA Champions League, came second in the Premier League, came second in the UEFA Nations League, won the UEFA defender of the year, UEFA player of the year and Premier league player of the year..


Harry Maguire costs more than VVD.. So United will win the Premier League, Champions League, UEFA Nations League and All the player of the year trophy.


Thanks
I salute the creativity....one love
Celebrities › Re: Chris Brown: Juliet Ibrahim's Celebrity Crush, She Wants To Date Him (Video) by Dizzyrascal(m): 7:53pm On Aug 29, 2019
bedspread:
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If you were involved in that Linda CD in anyway. Find your way to The Lords Chosen Charismatic Revival Movement Lagos . Go for your Restitution so you can be free..

He That Hath Ear to Hear, Let HIM Hear..
ha, the Lord's chosen members...na wa ooo

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