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Offpointer:
Is it possible for a guy to be a virgin at 35

Answers please

guy, what the f_ _k!!!! did you realize you just went offpoint? Never mind, I guess that is the whole essence of your moniker...loved it though...PEACE

NwaAmaikpe:




His family should sue BEDC for both negligence and complicity in his death.

In a town that has a very religious electricity rationing timetable and mostly in darkness, how come there was electricity in that transformer when it was supposed to be it's off-time?

The wicked transformer just seduced the guy to his grave.

i am guessing that this is an irony. If it is then it is very funny. But if not................?

omojeje2:
This is heartbreaking. First of all there is no such thing as a validated virginity test- they are not reliable, not sensitive and not specific.

Secondly I do not hesitate to state that this man is not a father to his daughter in the true sense of the word. Which father subjects his own daughter to the indignity of a so-called virginity test FIVE times all in a bid to prove he is not guilty?

He is more concerned about himself than his daughter. Most normal men (and women) would be beyond irate that their innocent daughter is being examined in this manner.

I just weak! Why is no one seeing this whole story from the little girl’s point of view??

what were you expecting him to do? I don't think you have any idea what it means to receive unwarranted false accusations..try putting yourself in the man's shoes. In the story he mentioned subtly that his boss required him to do it.. female daughters have a duty to wait until they are married before having sex. I believe that is your greatest worry in this story.....

GogobiriLalas:
Maybe he waz entering from za oza ole

Kai, inside life. Which one is za oza ole May God have mercy! Amen

Omeny:
God bless you for this.

If GEJ where still to be the president of Nigeria.

Nigerians would have been murmuring that if Buhari had won, all our refinaries would have been working by now.
All the past office holders fingered in corruption cases would have been in jail, Boko Haram would have be a thing of the past etc but alas, here we are.
They have all shut their mouths after severely disappointed with untold hardship and hunger in the land under the watch of their Lord and master. Shame on them all.

If you watch very well, the blame game and 16yrs of PDP is no longer selling���

Yeye country people devastated with tribalism. They will all receive their share on this unprecedented sufferings in our lands.

AMEN!!!!!!!!!

felaismyhero:
lol.guy,i hope this your hate for yorubas is only an online thing.an average yoruba man is no different from an ibo man; nigerian politicians are evil irrespective of their tribes

in as much as I am not happy about sowore's antics during the Jonathan administration, I think you might have a point...I am a South southerner so you know. There is so much political inspired bitterness in Nigeria right now. The irony of this all is that Buhari also protested during the Occupy Nigeria campaign....which way Nigeria. .....

emmybernard:
i can't see anything clearly, my screen has many cracks, but from the comments i can assure that the wedding was awesome. and i wish the couple a happy marriage life.

o yes the wedding was really successful. Happy married life to the couple...

GROUNDCHALEBOY:
i used my dad money to play virtual and i have been hiding since yesterday,Guy i need help no amount is little make my old man no kill me abeg

;DGoddam it, what were you thinking. Well when there is life there is hope. I hope you are not in police custody oooo. Just joking.

GROUNDCHALEBOY:
I WILL NOT PLAY BET9JA VIRTUAL AGAIN

.lol, wetin really happen? Tell us your experience nah make we for learn sumtin.

EVILFOREST:
We already Know that they are
FARM TOOLS
NEVER marry a lady who sees herself as an OBJECT of mere satisfaction to the men.
Such ladies abound everywhere.
They lack grey matter in their crevices.
LADIES to avoid when considering marriage in order of decreasing severity include:
....hoteliers
....actresses
....waitresses
....seductress.
....air hostesss
....songstresses
....beauty Queen
....female bankers
....female marketer
....dance hall queens
....female TV Anchorss.
....female combatant offisa
....the “it doesn’t matter ladies”.
....eye catching front desk officers.
....new generation religious choristers.
People will try to put this observation down.
Why don’t you closely observe such yourself..?
Don't say you were not warned.
Most MEN who settled 4 such are yet to find peace of mind.
Okafor's law Is always constant
Better respect yourself !!!!

this your list is very extensive oooo. Only a few women will be left for selection if we are to go by your theory. Does it mean we would not get married again ni? Who would then marry all the ladies whose profession you have so painstakingly highlighted?

IkemChris:
I was one of the girls but as bobrisky dey transform to girl me too come swap to boy. Don't mind my skin color ororo na Naija sun cause am..... I was living at No 4 Lisbon street off McDonald Road, Oshodi

guy na me just like your comment you are sooooo freaking funny.

Davebio:
This Ronaldo sha...I say dis over and over again...if I no see this Ronaldo then I am not ready to die.

Just as I jam my ex gf after 9yrs yesterday. (Dated for 7yrs, separated for 9yrs). Surprisingly we both named our kids same name unknowingly.

wow! Maybe you guyz were meant to be...just saying

sexiestharam:
Ronaldo and Davido have something in common. They always want to be in the news for even the most little of things. . What an obsession.

come on girl, look at the gesture and not create controversies...

seunmohmoh:
NO

I thought as much. I appreciate your honesty. Look, we all wish the world was ideal but it's not. Just continue to stick to your beliefs though..I am very sure your future husband will appreciate it.

seunmohmoh:
I have been abstaining from birth. If you understand me.

but seriously do you think this law will work? Is it really possible to stop human beings from having sex?

seunmohmoh:
I have been abstaining from birth. If you understand me.

wow!!!!!!. You are definitely different

Buliwyf:
Shut the hell up u ignorant knave. It's obvious u haven't been following the news lately and know that Indonesia is changing in all ramifications. Even Indonesians have started complaining about the way their country is going.

let's not lie to ourselves, to stop people from having sex is going to be very near impossible. I am keeping my fingers crossed on this one..

seunmohmoh:
Husband yes, boyfriend no.

but babe, lets be honest here, are you married? If yes, good!! But if not, are you practicing celibacy before marriage?.…..

GoldHorse:

Auntie Ki la gbe, ki le ju?!

Femi children right now...

you are absolutely correct. The look on that girl's face is in one word: PRICELESS

Flamzey00:
Some people sabi Insult Oooo. She even involved the kids to the board of unclad madness. May God bless our family and kids with unclad opportunities. May we end the remaining part of this year with unclad favors and blessings.

bro I feel you there...it is better to turn every curse to blessings...one love

King204:
Is that Erection

noooo! It is segregation of the boxers

Sirpaul:
Two Great G.O.A.T..... whereas the he-goats on nairaland won't let someone rest over likes and share...

.....Good Evening!

which kind human being you be sef. Why are Nigerians so savage....

What do I really think about this? Hmmm! On the face of it, it really changes nothing about the title race. Neither does it change anything about the race for the top 4. But at the moment, Man Utd need all the feel-good news they can get.....Dea Gea has clearly been out of form for a while now. The form and display of Man Utd is also nothing to write home about.....God help Man Utd!!!!!!

IronPant:
Somebody told me man utd can only score goals in chivita adverts

savage God dey oooo

obembet:
Source: https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/cristiano-ronaldo-breaks-down-tears-20070651.amp

The human angle to this story makes it soooo emotional. Ronaldo has always been an emotional person. For all those looking for the REAL Ronaldo, these images of him crying tells the complete story of this legend. OBEMBET I don't know if Nairaland awards story of the year, I would gladly nominate this story for that particular award. You always know how to get me. Ronaldo anyday, everyday. I must also apologize for commenting late on this, I have been awfully busy for the past couple of days...by the way, my feelings haven't changed one bit...❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

DIKEnaWAR:
This one looks like a bozo.

He will soon convert the glass house to palm wine joint.

Although this post has been a while, but its so funny I can't help laughing....�

mhktaryan:
The slap go reset her brain to default setting

the kids on this photo are simply adorable, where did you get them?

NwaAmaikpe:





Maimunat was married to Abdulwahab.
He beat her at every opportunity he got till she decided she had had enough and ran back to her parent's house.

Two months later, Abdulwahab was in her parents' home with the neighborhood's Imam; his family and some neighbors to plead for forgiveness and ask her back.

He said the separation had made him realize his life was worthless without Maimunat in it.
He even cried and offered to be beaten up as atonement for all his wrongs.

Her family were moved by his repentance and sincerity so they convinced Maimunat who was already in an affair with me to go back to him.
She did; just to save face for her family.

Two weeks later.
We heard Maimunat was dead from a broken neck.
All thanks to Abdulwahab who claimed he was trying to massage her neck after she complained of an ache in it.

---

I hope this story means something to any Nigerian hoping to stay back in South Africa after reading and witnessing this charade of an apology.

People don't change.
They are whom they've let us know they are.

Xenophobia is the one thing wrong about South Africa which must change if Nigerians must prosper there.
But wouldn't you rather be in South Africa than back home in Nigeria where everything is wrong?

this is the best I have seen you put together. This is exactly how I feel about it, except the staying behind part... This is one reason I decided to follow you in the first place....lots of love..

progeek37:
Avoid the hard ways of learning programming

I have created a tutorial group, those who are new to programming can decide to join the group, the tutorial will be done through Zoom app which allows computer to computer, phone to phone or computer to phone screen sharing. That will reduce the data usage considerably compared to videos. If you are interested send me WhatsApp message

There is always a first time and a beginner in anything, programming is not an exception.
When one starts programming it is normal to feel inferior, because of how unworkable everything
will look like. You may even think that programming is not for people like you but for the fortunate minorities, but believe me you will overcome it if you just try a little more. The feeling of frustration and inferior is normal, even the great programmers once felt that way.
But the greatest obstacle to learning programming is starting programming in a wrong way.
Starting programming in a wrong is the biggest obstacle that can
hinder a beginner from getting to the level of professional programmer. It can cripple the entire years you spend
on programming and turn you into a laughing stock of your working colleagues.
I have put together what beginners should avoid:

(1) Avoid skipping the very basics:

There is always a first step in a 1000 km journey, take the first step by learning the basics. No one can learn a foreign
language by reading classical novel, to learn a foreign language you need to start from the alphabet and start using pictures
to represent nouns, then to the language rules and sentence construction. Later on you will be able to read children novels
and then finally any novels or newspaper. As you can see there is always a learning process in everything, programming also works
that way.

(2) Look before you leap!:

As the old saying goes, "look before you leap". Programming is not for lazy and procrastinating people, you must be ready to sacrifice
all the time you have if you want to learn programming. It needs almost 100% of your time. Yes you heard right, to learn how
to program you must be ready to sacrifice all the time you have especially in the first few years. You must be a husband
or wife of your computer. As a beginner it may take you a full day to solve one simple programming problem. Again this is
normal, later on you will be to solve such problems within few minutes. Ask yourself "Am I ready to learn programming?"
If your answer is Yes and you are determined and passionate about it, go ahead and pursue it. The road may be dark initially
but believe me it will be bright and rewarding later in your life.

(3) Don't join the web queue!:

This might sound absurd, it is true. Never start programming by jumping into web applications or/and databases without learning the basics first unless it is part of the curriculum of the boot camp, in case
you are taking programming course from a boot-camp. Most of the time boot camps initially introduce web to motivate the participants. When
the participants see how what they write is transformed into a web page, they always feel happy and motivated. That is not even necessary because you have to motivate yourself. But apart from that,
there is absolutely no reason to start programming with web applications.
Those who call themselves web developers are the worst programmers I have
met so far. They don't know anything about algorithm and data structure, don't join them. Web application is actually a good choice
but before you embark on it be sure you have learnt how to program first, unless if you never intend to be a professional
in it.
If you doubt me gather web people together (don't allow them go to internet) and ask them series of algorithmic questions,
80% of them will fail woefully.
Those who don't fail the questions are actually those who learn how to program before going to web.
It is a known fact that web people fear algorithms more than they fear devil,
and that is the reason they know all the frameworks
in the world jumping from one framework to another, always looking for more and a better framework to leverage any algorithmic task but no
one will become a real professional like that.

Starting to program with web applications or/and databases
is just as incorrect as studying up a foreign language from
some classical novel rather than from the alphabet and a
textbook for beginners. It is not impossible, but if you lack
the basics, it is much more difficult. It is highly-probable that
you would end up lacking vital fundamental knowledge and
being the laughing-stock of your colleagues/peers

(4) Focus on algorithm and data structure:

Check the questions asked by tech companies, you will agree with me that they are looking for programmers who have a sound understanding of algorithm and data
structure. Even if you set up a firm or company, will you not also look for people who understand algorithm and data structure well?
When beginners learn to think algorithmically, and then learn to divide a problem
instinctively into a series of steps to solve it, as well as when they learn to
select the appropriate data structures and write high-quality programming
code that is when they become programmers. Once you acquire these skills,
you can easily learn new languages and various technologies – like Web
programming, HTML5 and JavaScript, mobile development, databases and
SQL, XML, REST, ASP.NET, Java EE, Python, Ruby and hundreds more.

5 Now go from learning to real world application
Now that you have acquired the basic skills of writing codes, it is now possible to take your learning to the next level by applying what you
have learnt so far. You can start working on your personal project or start looking or a job opportunity. Whatever the be the case, just pursue your dreams with passion!

can you explain how someone can join your group? I am a complete newcomer to programming....thanks

I hate being a late comer(to your posts), but WOW, Ronaldo is life itself...........

simplesearch:
The man agree to pick them first place in his car because he was for business, unfortunately their erratic display of obscene behavior right in his car must have warrant such order. This guys are reckless and myopic in their opinionated search for lost identity, majority of them can be so touchy and sensitive to very minor and inconsequential issues.The analogy is simple here, If you have a right to smoke, I also have a right to protect myself from cancer by covering my nose or take a walk away from you, Do you call that infringement or intolerance?

Oga you too get sense. I dey follow you now now now. Your logic is almost flawless. If gays have a right to display their obscenity, don't I as a straight person have rights too? This matter is a two way thing..why should gays be making out in my space if I am not entirely comfortable with it?.…..gay right activists pls respond....

Ayodoni1:
I will feel very bad, because I kno Atiku is coming to ruin Nigeria. where did he get all d moni he using till nw if his nt corrupt. former vice president is richer Dan former president, what if he becomes d president. Look at buhari, a man of integrity, d man of d people, d man of d poor, d man dat allowed d poor to benefit from his government by creating different programs dat every Nigerian graduate had equal chance of getting selected. Once again I will feel very bad if d judge declared Atiku as d president dat won in d Feb 23 2019 general election, thanks.

man of which people..I am definitely not one of them...