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Exclusive secrets revealed,girls read on

1.Guys are more emotional than you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer time than you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try. (trust me on this one)

2.Girls are guys' weaknesses. (i wonder if it's the other way around too?)

3.Guys use words like "hot" or "cute" to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful or gorgeous. If a guy uses that, he loves you or likes you a whole hell of a lot. ( this is true)

4. Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs.
This is actually true! i didn't think i was but i tested it! so
we don't admit it or even crack a smile we just grab your arms and pull them away...lol.(No guy wants to be seen as a sissy)

5.A guy would give his right nut to be able to read a girl's
mind for a day. (no way? i dont think so)

6.If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back when talking to a girl, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside. (this is always true).

7.No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs,personality is key. (nice asses or boobs sure help though, don't get me wrong!)

8.Guys actually go crazy over a girl's smile.

9.Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys. (it's actually true!)

10.Guys hate the fact that they can't do without girls but are somehow powerless in that regard.

Abeg add yours let the fun begin!

mesoade:
His nips slipping wouldn't say mama nkechi shouldn't trouble me for the #150 naira i owed her for buying one lacasera and gala on credit?

His what

Get Nicki Minaj a shirt that fits!

During her Wednesday appearance on Bravo's "Watch What Happens Live," her Minaj-esty had yet another wardrobe malfunction.During the opening of the show – where Andy attempted to rap– the rapper's well-displayed cleavage was a little too much on display.The chart-topper quickly adjusted her Givenchy black top, but not before fans hit Twitter.

"Nicki Minaj needs to get her nipple under control on #WWHL,"one Twitter user wrote,
while another posted, "Trying to be classy, and you had a nip slip @NICKIMINAJ @Andy #wwhl @Bravotv @BravoWWHL."

The most ironic part of the whole incident is that it all went
down during an interview where Nicki was asked about a
previous nip slip. A caller asked the rapper which was tougher,her 2011 "Good Morning America" nip slip incident or her recent dress wardrobe malfunction during the 2014 VMAs.
https://m.yahoo.com/w/legobpengine/frontpage/tv/news/nicki-minaj-nip-slip-interview-talking-nips-slips-150748430.html?.b=%2Findex&.intl=US&.lang=en

[b]CC:Seun

1.I thought you employed these supermods to move worthy threads of NL members to the homepage? Why has the HP become almost exclusively for the mods and their silly topics? This is a forum not a blog where posting topics is for the admin(s) alone right?

2.There are several sections in this forum eg.Education,investmest,family,auto,webmaster,jokes,business,education,religion,culture section etc,right? Why do only topics from romance,politics and celebrities make it to the homepage?

3.The lindaikeji and lailaikeji syndrome must stop,its almost as if the new supermods are alternate monikers of the above mentioned names with all their copy and paste from these blogs,if they don't have topics to post why not relax? i mean,there are alot of interesting topics languishing in dark places in the forum.

4.The work of these supermods are supposed to be deciding which topic makes frontpage,submitted to you for final review and approval right? Everybody must earn a right to the homepage,even the supermods.These peeps should learn from obinoscopy,he doesn't create silly threads and he rarely makes homepage but yet an influential member of the forum.

5.There should be limits to topics that makes homepage as everyone has rightly said.Topics needs to be digested and exhausted to their elastic limits before having new ones,atleast to solve the problem of the spacebookers and peeps with senseless comments just to be on the firstpage...and quality should be taken seriously.

Thanks.[/b]

Nairaland new supermods,i hail una.

thegoodjoehunt3:
Bayern Munich 2 - 0 Freiburg

shots on target :13 - 0
shots off target :17 - 1
possession (%) :76 - 24
corner kicks :10 - 1

December 16, 2014.

Is someone going to say Manuel Neuer was the star player in this game?

Nice one,you just made your point very clear to anyone who is sane enough to understand football.

rozayx5:
the fool is trying give buhari credit for a refinery that was not build under his administration

labarca did buhari build any refinery as head of state ? , YES or NO
if you cant answer then go to sambisa

The dude is barcanista.

This gotta be the most dumbest mis-interpretation ever.

Taking a comic relief out of the political Higi-Haga in the country i decided to make this list on why jonathan failed Nigerians.

1.Jonathan failed nigerians because my friend just wrote and failed his 10th jamb.

2.Jonathan failed Nigerians because buhari cannot pick a running mate.

3.Wizkid didnt get an award at the headies,hell! he didn't even get a sit,Jonathan has failed.

4.Nigeria didnt qualify for Afcon,jonathan is a failure, chai!

5.Dollar increased to almost #200 during Jona's tenure yet the APC "dollarized" their primaries.

6.Someone said Abacha is not corrupt.I give up on jona.

7.FFK's moniker was alleged to be leased to a resident NL "progressive" during Jona's administration.

8.Atiku is now a "progressive" .Jonathan has failed us.

9.OBJ called jona a failure.

10.If this doesn't make FP,jona is to be blamed.

Na joke o

You can add yours...

emmygzy:
fp things or else........

FP because you read book if you buy car na to put am for CNN be dat.

Meeting started wednesday and ended tuesday
Nor be small meeting be dat o

The APC know buhari is clueless so they are taking their time to select a running mate so as not to bring shame to their party,good strategy.

I never see seriousness for selecting VP like this before,nor be say dem don win dey election o.

XketchDesigns:
Why go to school then? It's a simple question? Why go to school to study a professional course?

By your logic,Every body who studies a professional course must be employed or a professional in that field.This is nigeria dude,what are you saying? This is not a nollywood movie where you move from the village to the city and become rich or where you finish the university and become a big boy with a big house and a nice family.This is real-life with real struggles bro.

charix:
I like this old troll

You were late

Why does Buhari keep carrying pastors as his running mates? Is that in any way a a smart move to distance himself from claims that he is a religious bigot?

Lazy dudes be like

XketchDesigns:
Why will someone go to school, spend 6 years burn candle and do sleepless nights all to end up installing DSTV for people? Does that make sense to you? Instead why not cut our that years and stress of the uni and go directly to installing DSTV, at least you have some years head start.

It's not all about the money! There's something called job satisfaction.

You rather collect #100 from your parents to buy recharge card abi? Give urself a white collar job if its easy na.

nnamdiosu:
I can't actually believe you guys. you guys mean to tell me that its only hard working people that get jobs? its just like you saying that only intelligent people pass exams in schools. for Gods sake having a job in Nigeria is strictly by the grace of God. you think Becos you passed a job interview or you successfully put up a business plan and it worked out ur a genius? also Mr labourer do you know how many labourers like you had an accident during work, became handicapped and couldn't work again? op tell ur boss not not judge people. the battle is not to the strong or the swift. its just time and chance that happens to we all.

Thoughts like this can keep someone jobless for Africa

Are you saying someone should keep himself from doing labourer work cos of thoughts of being handicapped?

I've said it before,GMB and his blind supporters are mere pawn in this 2015 game.Its all about Tinubu,he suspects the same thing that happened to yaradua would also happen to GMB,why else would he be so interested in the VP slot so much? Why would he want to nominate his own person or even himself ahead of Amaechi and oshiomole? Why is he so interested in Buharis candidacy? Him don see once in a lifestime chop I dey laff.

Who is a bad guy?

A bad guy is one that sleeps with different girls for the fun of it and also for the ADVENTURE.He takes risk,in many forms,he sleeps with the girls without protection,he gets them pregnant,he ask them to abort or risk been dumped.He is always at the wrong places,he attracts and carries out vices like smoking,drinking,gambling,stealing and worst,which are atributes of a cultist or a vision-less fellow.Now my question is...

Is that the guy(s) of your dreams? SMH

Lilamartedi:
Lmao! this is the funniest comment I've seen in a while

Glad i made you smile

Just finding out what it means with this post,i was thinking it meant 'dont urinate' or 'dont throw dirts' or something

Damn

FreeGlobe:
wow, big ups omenka. atleast your fake cry fetched you berem for the night just like that. make sure you use protection though because I don't trust cramjones being HIV negative.

meanwhile the mods should move this thread to the section it belongs let me see better things as we continue to puncture any Buhari propaganda.

Thanks

Damn!

Lianaluv:
You got me ROFLMAO. Chai u ar damn funny.

You know na! The husband might be a learner

sbaks:
a very big shame I tell you! To say he cannot pick his own running mate means he is incompetent when it comes to decision making. And he want to be the president of a nation of about 200,000,000 million people? Smh. He can't even make decisions for or by himself. Shioooor GEJ till 2019 GOD's Grace AMEN

Big shame o.His cluelessness has been exposed,Even the resident NL GMB supporters know this hence their avoidance of this thread.

Oops! Withdrawal method gone wrong,half went in

On the real though,a baby is a baby,let em accept it and not do something rash behind the scenes.

harrysterol:
I keep wondering on the same point day and night, a supposed president can't pick a running mate, that just a big shame

To think this same man is admired by some people is beyond me

"sponsored by the corrupt to fight the corrupt"

Odutodaiwa:
why Buhari is ALSO clueless. Have you got a clue about what that means?. It mean you have admitted that your principal GEJ is indeed clueless. You are just looking for a way to tag GMB clueless. Infact, PDP and all those who associate with them are a clueless bunch.

Yourbas have a saying that "ajegbodo n wa eni kunra". You are convinced that you own don spoil, you think the next thing to do is to dissipate energy to destroy other peoples' lives rather that improve your lot.

Who cares about GEJ? He is clueless but i think Buhari has raised the bar,he has given a new standard to cluelessness.Am sure he'll be at home thinking now with his fingers crossed,like every other nigerian "Who my party go pick for me now"

1.He claims to be against corruption but is seen winning and dinning with the country's most renowned corrupt politicians,in the persons of Atiku,Tinubu et al.

2.He is yet to make any detailed and attractive economic stance to tackling nigeria's economic problems if elected as the president.

3.How can we trust a man who can't even pick his own running mate with a country as big as nigeria? Is his political party also going to decide on every national issues if or when he becomes president?

4.Do we conclude that he lacks business,economic,investment skills? How else would you describe a former head of state with "atleast" 1 million naira in his back account and some cows as his assets? Incorrupt? Try harder...Heck! I was given "atleast" #50k or less to fix myself up with something while in the university,i know what i achieved and where i am today with that sum.

5.He claims he would end BH when elected as president,Why him? Is that the price we would pay to enjoy peace? Considering his age,why can't he just support and guide a much more charismatic,vibrant,intelligent,younger person to carry out his vision and brilliance,if he truly loves his country as he claims?

Hoping to see your alternate moniker

Hi peeps,i want to setup a low budget musical studio at home and i was thinking if could get advice on how to go about everything - List of equipments i need to buy,how to set it up and other relevant points and suggestions i need to know.Hopefully i can learn a thing or two at the comfort of my home about music production before i branch in bigtime.

I have PCs but i need the rest equipment,is it ok by you? How much do you intend selling?

Mr man,arrange this rubbish