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Business / Re: Hope I Wouldn't Find Myself To Be Blamed If I Return This ATM Card To The Owner by Dksmile: 9:49pm On Jul 24, 2022
Take it to the nearest police station first thing in the morning but pls make sure you come back here and give us the outcome . grin grin
Fashion / Re: Richard Mille Unveils World's Thinnest Wristwatch, Costs ₦1.1 Billion (Photos) by Dksmile: 9:41am On Jul 23, 2022
Can the so call watch carry me go past and future if now make the watch fly. Next!
Politics / Re: FG Considers Banning Okada Across The Country by Dksmile: 5:26pm On Jul 21, 2022
Naijareporter1:


https://www.pulse.ng/news/local/fg-considers-banning-okada-across-the-country/wj474vl?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=socia
Useless set of people so na okada be Nigeria problem

Crime rate wey be %80 before will now increase to %1000 no limit shocked

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Crime / Re: We Broke Windows To Rescue Man Set Ablaze By Wife — Neighbour by Dksmile: 4:29pm On Jul 21, 2022
Person wey no fear woman they toy with him life. They are nothing but a time bomb angry

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Romance / Re: Am I Being Friendzoned? by Dksmile: 3:49pm On Jul 21, 2022
If she don give you puna before you fit reason her small thing no time to check time

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Romance / Re: Am I Being Friendzoned? by Dksmile: 3:48pm On Jul 21, 2022
She get her own boyfriend don't dull she only want to use you for your money don't give her Nada. I repeat don't give her Nada since she is not ready to be your girlfriend let her fly jor

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Romance / Re: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by Dksmile: 11:55am On Jul 21, 2022
Boogyman557:
Holly Gram cool I COMPRISUN dis topic 100%


Any ATENTE or any group of ATENTE to disturb dis SWEET topic, Na to BLAST BLAST the PESIN left leg wit my old KALA!


make I SHINE Disco LITE 4 dis topic Sharp Sharp!



OP, E good make PESIN de awake wen u Carry ASHAWOO daybreak..


although me I NEVER invite ASHAWOO come my house to sleep OVER!


E better for me to JAZZ in ASHAWOO house and NACK short time den come BACK house jeje..

people way de Carry ASHAWOO daybreak, some of Dem, the matterz no de end WELL..


I don SETTLE dis kind matterz b4.. at ikeja, toyin STREET, na Las year E happen..


around 4am in d morning wen I de come back from ASHAWOO house bcus sometimes I de JAZZ in ASHAWOO house by dat time to NACK!


As I de come BACK, NaSo I see a guy and a girl, Dem de SHOUT 4 each other.. NaSo i JAZZ in der UNIT.. I ask d girl waiting happen, she talk sey she No Sabi dis guy ooo, d guy just see her dis early morning come de disturb her for FUVK.. me I no sey she de lie 4 me..


so I ask the guy, sey waiting really happen.. the guy sey em Carry dis girl daybreak Las week, as em wake up in d morning, em no SEE money wey de em wallet again..


to make d story short..


I SETTLE d matterz..


I tell d girl to carry d guy JAZZ in one tight CONNER and give d guy better FUVK bcus I no sey she no get money to pay d guy back..



NaSo Dem JAZZ in 1 CONNER..


U no d REST story NAA!


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!


Unto say na you dey settle olosho matter for area you go don get like 95 years of
olosho experience . Olosho Master grin grin grin

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Food / Re: Delete One Of These Foods Forever.(Pic) by Dksmile: 8:20pm On Jul 18, 2022
Make B go rest abeg
Car Talk / Re: I Finally Bought The Car I Went To Lagos To Buy. Now In PH With The Car by Dksmile: 9:28pm On Jul 17, 2022
Rubbiish:

Don't mind that man
How can anyone be recommending a V8 for a new car owner hoping to purchase a four plug economy car like corolla.

Obviously he is a novice when it comes to cars
Car Talk / Re: I Finally Bought The Car I Went To Lagos To Buy. Now In PH With The Car by Dksmile: 9:17pm On Jul 17, 2022
mactoni91:
4.1m for Toyota Corolla...

Omo!.. People get mind.

That money would have given you a Very Neat, high performance V8 Volvo x90 SUV

Imagine not even V6, V8 do you know what it takes to maintain V8 cars especially for this our present economic and even the car self no get secondhand value for nigeria no try am abeg

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Health / Re: Why Do Some People Go About Without Bathing After Sex? by Dksmile: 6:21pm On Jul 17, 2022
DominusPrime:


Lol...no o...I never try that one before o...

Na just to carry her puna seat on yourface now while you eat the yoyo puna and make her cum all over your face. Then you can carry your puna smelling face any where you go like MTN since you like the smell grin grin

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Health / Re: Why Do Some People Go About Without Bathing After Sex? by Dksmile: 5:52pm On Jul 17, 2022
tee59:
Honestly it's not funny. Especially the love peddlers or any lady or woman who sleeps around. The smell oozing out of their bodies after sex is always terrible. You can easily know who just had sex with the smell. It's different from normal body odour. Especially, the dirty ones. It's real.


is that why %99 of oloshos have the same kind of body odour??
Health / Re: Why Do Some People Go About Without Bathing After Sex? by Dksmile: 5:46pm On Jul 17, 2022
DominusPrime:


I thought this was just my secret. I don't even want any clean up after sex. I love the smells, the wetness, the stains even after we are done...gives me impetus for more

You go like facesitting grin grin grin
Health / Re: Why Do Some People Go About Without Bathing After Sex? by Dksmile: 5:25pm On Jul 17, 2022
Datboredberri:
Our musk upsets you? angry

Seriously, some people rub their juices on themselves... Turns the opp sex on...

Wow that is really interesting can you go more into details how you girls do the rubbing of the juices in your body I'm trying to lean something
Celebrities / Re: Lilian Afegbai Narrates How Pickpockets Left Her Stranded In Paris by Dksmile: 10:11pm On Jul 15, 2022
iamoyindamola:
Who's she

Na chinaza
Celebrities / Re: Lilian Afegbai Narrates How Pickpockets Left Her Stranded In Paris by Dksmile: 9:54pm On Jul 15, 2022
Make ina stop to they smoke this thing ina no go hear na inside bag ina they pack cars for your ina village tongue

Mumu somebody : tongue
Politics / Re: Funke Akindele: My 20 Million Social Media Fans Will Vote For Me (Video) by Dksmile: 7:58am On Jul 15, 2022
Yureyes:
Lol.. Are they all in Lagos?�
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No they are not in Lagos they are in Zambia angry
Crime / Re: Kenyan Woman Stabs Her Husband To Death Over Phone Text Messages by Dksmile: 11:02am On Jul 14, 2022
After Nigeria na Kenya . they are 5n6 when it come to crime
Romance / Re: Man Pranks His Girlfriend Before Giving Her A Surprise Marriage Proposal by Dksmile: 10:34am On Jul 14, 2022
Queensss:
How do some ladies find it comfortable dying their hair some odd colors that doesn't just .... Urgh

I love my hair natural ivory black

Don't mind them that is why I love you grin
Romance / Re: Man Pranks His Girlfriend Before Giving Her A Surprise Marriage Proposal by Dksmile: 10:29am On Jul 14, 2022
This one na oportor girlfriend Ooo tongue tongue
Health / Re: Lady Says She Got Blinded Because Of A Soap She Applied On Her Face by Dksmile: 6:27pm On Jul 12, 2022
See your life you want to blind your eyes just because you wan turn to oyingbo .
God wey created you as black woman no know waiting him dey do abi continue oooo cool cool
Romance / Re: Why do I keep getting rejected by girls? by Dksmile: 10:57pm On Jul 10, 2022
Go and disvirgin first before I will advice you. cool
Romance / Re: How Long Should I Keep Sticking Around? by Dksmile: 10:22pm On Jul 10, 2022
See this one another person they bleed her puna you they there dey sick around like lizard. You better come and receive sense. undecided undecided undecided
Romance / Re: How Long Should I Keep Sticking Around? by Dksmile: 10:04pm On Jul 10, 2022
VeryWickedMan:
Stay until you have sense.

True talk grin grin grin grin
Food / Re: White Rice With Spicy Chicken Stew. Fresh Tomatoes Is Scarce Today So.... by Dksmile: 12:20pm On Jul 10, 2022
Aunty channel 1 when you Go get time come cook for me I go do you well grin
Family / Re: You Went To The Gym to pick Your Wife home but u met her like This(photo) by Dksmile: 10:57pm On Jul 09, 2022
This is pure wickedness now do you want to damage the kitten all in the name of gym
Events / Re: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by Dksmile: 10:46pm On Jul 09, 2022
Op don't mind them jor
Guess what party dey zambisa forest for next weekend with plenty orisirisi food shey you go show ?
Since na food dey always carry you go party shocked grin grin

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Romance / Re: See What A Lady Sent To Me Just Because I Didn't Call Her For 3 Days by Dksmile: 9:57am On Jul 08, 2022
From look of things you have run her puna local abi you come japa

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Crime / Re: Bandits Numbering Over 30 Rob Residences In Lugbe, Abuja (Video, Pics) by Dksmile: 10:30pm On Jul 07, 2022
cybersoldiers:
Its already too late for Nigeria.

They are everywhere, they've surrounded you people.
They're coming for you.
Leave Nigeria now when you can.

They are having meetings with different countries not to interfere when they start the carnage.

War has started in Nigeria.
There'll be no election 2023.

They'll kill and kill with federal government Liscense to kill.

They'll destroy most Christian communities in the north.

They kidnap pastors, revrends,etc
They'll kill some and collect random for some.

They won't touch bishops now because it will attract international community but they'll do through bombing churches.

Nigerians just watch out because its at your door step.

Run Run Run
APC have all planned already.

Stock up food in your house now before it's too late.

You are %100 correct , Nigeria don dey him final year May God help us
Politics / Re: Meeting Of Peter Obi Support Network In Bauchi (pictures) by Dksmile: 12:46pm On Jul 07, 2022
Otuegbe:
please what is agbado in English

Elderf*ck. Agba is elder and do is f*ck . add them together and what is your answer ? wink

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