Edoreborn:
The country is gone...They want him 2 celebrate sallah wt his family..

Yes that is just the fact

With your thirdhand puna. Pls make ina leave baba alone.
I fear this gender F

paskal16:
oga sharrap
It was rhetorical

If you like make he be totorical i don tell you go and ask google

longetivity:
Fvck everyone reading this comment

You go need to jog naked for barrack and pay fine of just 50 naira before we can forgive you of you stup*d comment yeye boi

paskal16:
Nice one
Doesn’t he have kids tho?

Oga go and ask google or tell me how you wan make we know, them give person house you still dey ask if him get kid or not you fit turn to him pinkin Ooo so you both can stay in the house and also eat free food

PotatoSalad:

Make we see the "complete fine boy".
Pics or...

I no trust you he be like say you be Gay sorry
Na only yoyos I be show my pics.

Over loving you dot com Ooo , she won't let me be over choking me she don't want to see me with other yoyos she just want complete lock up just me and her and me wey be coded fajji guy

House is it a crime to be a complete fine boy

FFK you better wakeup this woman get mission oo you don dey carried away because of puna . puna wey you don chop before I pity you , continue

This one no be game jo na fake then . If we are talking about game then Sega megadrive and super Nintendo.

No be food person chop person they rate. Which kind wahala be this one self

He be like say na for him head mad people they do meeting. Yeye boi

Because puna is the only thing they use to console thierself naw . no money no food but they have puna so they fire down both night and day naw

Stallionhorse:
600k?? Oga no dey lie.. Nigerians always think mentioning huge amount of money there spend makes them look rich. Person go buy shoe 3500 him go say nah 12k must we inflate prices of things to look rich?? Oga I wish your wife full recovery but that 600k part nah lie..

So na 600k be the only thing you see . wait did they ask you to come pay part of the money why you want come kill yourself for another man bill. You need to see how hospitals they bill this days

Uptheante:
Because she wanna spite u & rub it on ur face that she's gotten a new man.

U can beat her to her game bro by doing this:
1. Arrive the reception venue in a benz or any other exotic car if possible with security escorts while u are holding 2 beautifully sexy big booty babes that are far above her league.
2. Make sure she notices ur presence & see how u are enjoying ur life to the fullest with prettier babes & money & influence.
3. U & ur crew should not eat anything they offer u there.
4. Send ur babes to spray her & her husband some wads of cash.
5. Finally, fake a call & pretend u have a very important event or activity to attend, then u & ur crew should leave the venue (dont spend up to 30 mins there) with ur full dignity
Make sure she notices u doing this & make it look real.
.
I bet u, she will be dazed, jealous, shocked, wet & flabbergasted at once. She will try to call u to soonest to know how e dey be.
She will even try to seduce u to prove that she's still better than ur babes.
All these will play to ur advantage.

At times when u want to defeat a woman at her game, use another woman that is superior to her.

If, however u can't do any of these, then simply boycot the wedding.
Ur absence more dignifying in this case

With all this actoins who is now deceiving him self you or your ex ,pls I need answer Oga nollywood director .

PrinceMajestic:
This is not the jollof rice known to Nigerians, maybe this is your village version. You can't even slice onions properly, the fish are obviously fried about 3 days ago and just bought from a shop and you add that to a fresh food, May God save us from women like this that boldly post this Nonsense as a delicious spicy food, I will continue to cook for myself even after I find a wife. I can't even trust any woman to cook for me except my mom, grandmom and sisters. I miss their their food especially my sisters food their husbands are enjoying now

You for marry your sister or gramma so that they can always cook for you now . pele Mr family poeple

This one na vawulence jollof rich Ooo I no chop

Machinegun91:
Old kidney wey different calibers of priq don spray akamu ontop.

Awwww how you take know is your akamu part of it ?

Them the last set of leaders of tomorrow because I don't even know what to call our own set anymore.
Should I call our own followers of leaders of them last set or following followers of the leaders of them last set. I'm confused self this is not a country anynorw I wonder what the new generation will go thru in this country.

meobizy:
I was not looking for pity. Keep your response to yourself.

OK Mr old cargo

Richy4:

Wow!!! I have no idea that people still needed some orientation on HIV and people living with the virus in this day and age....

Oga!! Please kindly Google it.. every thing u need to know is online..All kinds of question u wanna ask is answered there with scientific evidence.. more than 50 different stories about living with HIV.... It's Just a click of a button..

Case close

When you dey enjoy the thing do you aks us for advice before you start am .
Anyway my advice for you make she keep the baby after she born am make him nak am again and come and ask for advice again

meobizy:
So? I used my Nokia 5800 for 12 years. I would continue if it didn’t pack up. I’m not the type to jump on new products unless my old ones completely break.

Pele Mr old cargo

Aunty leave her let her stay Ooo untill you go and join your hubby too. Is part of the plan for them to monitor you so you won't go
and be collecting outside naw abi you wan collect? ;
I understand anyway body no be wood

NeckingNgulping:
My cousin's wife always asks me about my girlfriend or if i have a girlfriend. It's becoming annoying. Every time she sees me, she'll be like " where's your girlfriend?, Do you have a girlfriend?" Sometimes, i won't even respond, but she keeps persisting. I'm jus fed up.

He be like say you too don't really have a girlfriend true true maybe she see you when you they self-service with out you knowing

Klass99:


Because cuddling is the sweetest thing ever and it's a level of intimacy that beats sex hands down, any time, any day. How do you men not gerrit?

I no dey fall for knack any how. My guy knew if I want to cuddle, cuddle is all we are going to do and he knew to restrain himself. Because if gbola rise, him go hold him pikin by himself.

Try me cudding is my hobby I can cuddle for African and my gbola no go rise he go just they shake

Vahat:
We got married two years ago. My challenge is that my partner has a higher sexual drive and love sex so much.

Ever since we do make love,she has never for once be the one to say she is satisfied and that I should stop despite that most time it takes me between 10 to 25 minutes atimes to cum. The highest I can recall that i stayed long was 32minutes before I cum, yet in all these it looks to her as if I have not started the work and she feel disappointed anytime I cum because from her body language;she demands more and can withstand even up to one and half hours to 2hours before she can be satisfied and I can't go such.

I tried all I can but honestly I don't feel like a man for not even for once tell me or appreciate me on bed by telling me 'thank you, please cum na, your have stayed long,I am satisfied etc but will always rather willing to consume more and more despite that she needs sex most time and I responds to her demand. Even when I am tired and sweating profusely I keep on just to please her and I am getting fed up over this. I have never taken sex enhancement drug and will never take such.

I don't want to complain to her about. her insatiable sexual drive and how stressful it is riding on me to avoid her hiding her sexual feelings to me or taken it as insult or hurt her feelings and at the same time the fear of her looking for satisfaction from elsewhere. Please advise on how to handle this challenge.

Come make I give you poroporo make you drink na she go run last last her puna go hot

DOWN2HeartLoved:
I usually come to nairaland to get advice on business or any other related stuffs am affected with

Currently am in a tight spot, have been dating a lady I met during a trip, after a month, we started chatting and I went to visit her, things were smooth until we have a child, now she's different

The thing am surprised about her is I don't know her family background, only believed what she told me, she's from Auchi and Orogun and the mother lives in Ondo, we have issues I had to move out of my own house for her, the problem is I'm thinking she has children outside, she's always 28 every year, am thinking she's close to 40, why lie about age and many more.

Reasons am baffled, her mother isn't showing any concern.

She has lots of brothers

She always calls me a small boy

She doesn't even care now, even if I die

Problems:- I have invested on this relationship emotionally, physically and even more,

Is she from Benin? She lied too, she has turned my people against me, right now no one reason me seriously again, because everyone is telling me she's a club girl and I need to leave her, she just laughs and blocks anytime I called her, people are telling me she might have built a house with my money elsewhere.

Am shocked this is happening to me.

I will advice you Mr man to do away with her the fact is that she is a runs girl and she don't give a shit about you or even the baby . she is intentionally pushing you to the wall just for you to use your own mouth and tell her is all over BTW both of you.
Then guess what she will now go and drop the baby with her mom then make you to be sending baby upkeeping , then she will go back to the streeth where she belong. As a matter of fact she is done with you she want to go back to her runs.

Part of the reason she lied to you from day one pls find away to let go and try and see if you can collect your baby from her. For the last time run pls run

ebukajay184:


https://www.instagram.com/p/Ce9SRjcLMuh/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Maybe the cake get comma with leg join

EBMedia:


https://www.instagram.com/p/Ce5W9BxNyiC/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Na only garri you wan make we dey chop when hot rice still dey fire

VeryWickedMan:
Aha
This was why I killed my parents and 5 of my siblings so that I can have peace of mind.

Good and your pinkin will kill you too mumu brave man

LaSenior:
When your girlfriend accept a guy's proposal of taking her out on a date , what does it mean

Please as a girl who's in a relationship with a guy you know that is doing everything just to make you happy is it right for you to accept guys proposal for taking you out on a date.
I am complaining because those male besties are not just besties they want to have their own portion of her they have target and that's her pants and if I tell her She will say nothing of such Will happen then I tell her if she makes her available it would happen sooner than later

Please guys I need a clear answer to this my Questions

Which kind play loin and goat they play no be to chop the mumu goat? you better wakeup before she put another man beller for you coconut head