₦airaland Forum

All your topics post @op have been awkward . Your fairy tales are numerous. It’s obvious you are advertising your writting skills .
Hopefully you get your target audience.

Iyaebe:
So many things takes place in a woman’s body before child’s birth and as such it allows passage of the baby, you can’t compare that with sex

Same way it come to sex . I earlier mentioned about a girl who told me to be more involved in love making than penetrating to stimulate the girl body .
I’m out her excellency. MB is low .

Iyaebe:
You are right but na wa ooo, it will be hard for you to find a wife

Money first . Other things will line up . But girls dey swallow . After all kids come out that way .

Iyaebe:
I have seen, even myself is a spitting image of my mom but I never thought towards that side that men’s organ can be hereditary as well

Money is man prowess not deek .
I’m praying for God to bless my hustle via brain work and leg work .
Other things are secondary to money .

Iyaebe:
So the Male organ is hereditary too, hmm

Is it not part of the body ? Haven’t you seen a family known for big eyes , a particular complexion, head, fingers or beauty ?

Iyaebe:
Were you born like that or you did surgery?

Lol. I don chop to do surgery ? My younger bro got mad grit. Though I’m longer . I guess we it’s hereditary.

Iyaebe:
Hmmmm I think it will be hard for you to marry because no lady can cope na wa ooo, I still don’t believe you

I don’t think so . A girl once taught how to use it.
I’m an amateur or better a street footballer . So I’m athletic. At first , maybe because I’m young with muscles and flexible , my thrust was like fast and furious.
She told me to just keep calm, slide in slow , and continue that way till they crave for harder harder aspect . That I should make love more .

Iyaebe:
You can’t be serious here, are you?

Lol. It’s nature . What man need is money not long deek . Some deek are more elastic when erect .
Girls do complain especially cowgirl or doggy styles about it touching their inside stomach . A girl once pushed me down .
I do feel pity for me. That’s why I love girls with deep than wide pussy .

Yes it’s real . But I think the camera magnified it a bit . When you snap very close , it magnifies.
I don’t brag , grit it’s slightly bigger than mine , but length when I’m set for action , I’m taller .

We know the real BAT . Jagaban of Pampers . Slayer of joggers and trainers .
The eternal 70years old man .
The Lord and Municipality of the West.

Congratulations to them . That’s steady Putt-in in war front .

For 1/20 of that money , even pastors wife or married women will be available to marry ASAP
To me , I’ve sure odd.
So , Yes. She too like money and deek . I get deek, but no money .

The mod should change it to Tinubu campaign groups against APC rumored consensus Presidential candidate .
Why are they wailing and kicking when it’s not confirmed yet ?
What if Tinubu is APC/Buhari consensus candidate or they got wind it’s not their Lord Jagabam of pampers ?
That’s what he does in Lagos/South West . He’s their Lord and holds anointing oil .He picks and unpicks at will yet none of them have deemed it fit to challenge him or question him .
He is the power and municipality of Yorubaland not in Nigeria .
Let him continue wearing sneakers and joggers instead of treating himself .
Desperate hypocrite if he can’t support either Fashola, Amaechi, Osinbajo, Adesina ,Rochas etc , let him go and rest.

Hindsight is not ours . Hindsight should be based on precedence, character, environment , intellect and personality.

I hate attacking messengers first . I attack the message , weigh it , be objective and own up to the message , decide wether to execute or not before I start considering the messenger.

Thank God for internet. Same way Pantami , El Rufai , and Buhari had in the past through their utterances became apologetic to Boko Haram cause . If not for the internet, they would’ve denied it .

What if Buhari performed well ? What if there was a positive upturn in economy and security?
What if Buhari tenure was better than GEJ ? By now , our Laureate would have been chest beating how he was among those that brought the goodness upon Nigeria.
I don’t think he lied . I think he’s a hypocrite.

Soyinka 2014/15: Nigerians should Forgive Buhari past , but don’t vote for Jonathan.

Soyinka 2022/23: I didn’t tell Nigerians to vote for Buhari .

The hallmark of this administration has been blame-game .Even the main actors aren’t left out .Blame PDP, GEJ , oil , protesters , COVID -19, etc in fact blame Nigerians for not laughing in suffering .

A man who can’t own up to his fate , can’t face his fate . Living in denial . We have seen through the lies . We have seen the Change and Next Level .

APC and supporters , what’s next

I know I’m not yet fit to tie Osihmen boots .
Also I didn’t watch Ikpeba play .
Bloggers love vawulence ...lol. Oshola was referring to me , Osihmen.
But I’m a footballer, I think the Eagles made a lot of mistakes. If I was Eguavoen , I would have played Osihmen on the wing and Iheanacho central .
Though in football , it’s a game of split seconds decision . If the bicycle kick has gone in , we would’ve applauded him .
Osihmen is always in a hurry to finish moves . Iheanacho is calmer and have higher accuracy.
As striker , your first aim is to hit target . And there’s what I call busy doing nothing . You choose when to play one touch , control , or dribble depending on your positioning, awareness , and intention .
All are in the past . We move .
Fans are better vissioners and criticize more .

Though I don’t support or have I partake in adultery but personally I hate using condoms. My reasons are ;
1. I don’t get pleasure from it , it’s very hard for me to cum using it ... I can’t even remember cumming using condom. I loose interest after 20-30mins or ta most 1 hour thrusting or grinding , my dvck goes down a bit . I will stop .
2. My deek tears the condoms . At least I thought it’s because I don’t know how to put it or align it well , but it’s very obvious after several tries , it continues to tear it no matter the condom brand.
3. And I find it hard using it to cover my deek length . If I stretch the condom elasticity, before 2 to 3 thrust it has torn .
4. Skin to skin for a creamy pussy is always good to me . I prefer deep pussies than wide pussies .

I feel your pain nwanne m . Having once shared a pitch with you , I am with you on this .
My reservation is , he who goes with equity , goes with clean hands .
Already you know the delayed wages , and the bitter blood going to AFCON has caused , so any left-off on your side will be used immediately against you .
Remember Auba story during his last days at Arsenal , he wasn’t at his best form-wise , they started checking his attitude, the club couldn’t lay a hold on him and immediately he defaulted by coming back a day later than he was supposed to , he was sanctioned ( they granted him 1 day or 2 days off to visit his sick mother and other things came up ) .
Despite his sanctions from Arteta and Arsenal, he made sure he doesn’t miss training or any personal appointment. They excluded him from first team training and using the club facilities, but he made sure he trains .
That infection you had , except if it’s a flight risk, I don’t see anything stopping you flying back immediately Super Eagles AFCON exit except you informed your club and they agreed to give you extended days .
The club may use that as an excuse .
I’m with you on this . Good luck nwanne m.

There’s no love greater than family blood love . That’s why my best friend , my Niggarrrrr , my crime partner ,my teacher , my motivator , hypeman , my borrowing plug , my second, PA, etc are my 3 siblings . Our love for each other , is greatest love I’ve and I’ll experience. Our reasoning , taste , hobby , intelligence etc are same . God bless my parents for building such bonds in us .
His physique is dope . Yes I know I’m poor or broke now , but I can’t trade anything for my physique maybe because I’m into sports . But it doesn’t remove anything from one body or pocket to be fit . Fitness is game .

I really need to go for this kind of check up . I really need to do culture test , but where the money ?
I wish I can see such humanitarians .

Though the problem of Nigeria is economy and security, but this a good development.
To me , I can’t even be friends with guys who walk ,dance talk , eat or dress like ladies . same as ladies who form tomboy .
Yes it’s their business , but they can’t deny the influence it’s having on others especially the youths .
One told me that even Jesus wore gown , that we are too religious. I laughed , the problem isn’t the dressing, but the motive behind the dressing and the impact .
We have a duty to protect our morals till we decide otherwise.

Respect to Messi. He’s a genius. He’s a Goat contender . But I think he need love and a good team to function. He was over protected while in Barca . Just a little criticism from PSG fans , almost his fans start criticizing them .
The whole Barca team played to his strength . He’s a Barcelona player . He won’t have reached the height he attained , if he has changed club sooner . He last won UCL with Xavi and Iniesta at Barca .
Xavi, Iniesta and Sergio B. are 3 of greatest midfielders. I’ve never seen any midfield dominate them .
The core Barcelona team ( Xavi, Iniesta, Busquest, Pique ) won everything without Messi.
But without them he won nothing.

Hidden sex is very thrilling . A quickie in toilet is very satisfying.
I remembered, the one I had during December. I didn’t even plan it . My guy took 3 of her nieces to a big eatery . While we are eating , one of the niece stripped me with her eyes. I decoded and used my eyes to tell her I’m going to toilet . I left the table and about 15secs , the girl entered.
No long talk , we kissed and I immediately pull down her shorts . The quickie lasted about a minute or so with minor smooches , but the joy can’t be substituted in my brain .
Though we had few ones at her home later , but that one at the toilet still ring in my brain.

Why haven’t DSS , EFCC and AGF publish the names of the Boko Haram sponsors ?
Why haven’t any arrest been made since US gave them the list ?
So Chiefpriest is Nigeria problem .
Anyway , his political boss Hope Uzodimma will do the needful , and his man Davido will still check on him .
God bless Ndi Igbo . We shall overcome the hatred and envy . They will keep killing , shooting and marginalizing us , but we are trees planted by river side . The hatred is enormous. They keep on hating , we keep on prospering . For 3 weeks now , Owerri boys have been restless during day and night . EFCC now see Owerri as Cashout .
I know they are on this forum . I know they may be on my trail .
Funny they will threaten you with prosecution and corner you in one lonely street and extort you . Yesterday one of my brothers was made to part with 150k.
The other day they ambushed one of my brothers and took him behind Shoprite, Owerri , and did everything to find something implicating , it didn’t work , they start begging him to give them fuel money .
Boys have left their houses and sleeping in bushes . Everybody is afraid to drive his car .
Someday , boys will rise . Funny , I’ve even heard there’s fake EFCC in Owerri . Nobody can differentiate the real or fake ones , because their modus operandi are the same .
#EndSars will be a child’s play to #EndEFCC.
#LeaveOwerriBoysAlone.

RIP to her dad .
Power of social media . I didn’t even know , even though I stay sane area with her .

If we aren’t careful , this cancel culture propagated by the Western Feminist will consume us.
So nobody is talking about her sexual harassment and molestation ?
The only problem I think the op have is , he’s full of himself ... like he believe he can have his way because of his looks or financial status.
Sexually active male and female who aren’t related by blood or business , what are they doing together in an enclosed space ( house or hotel etc ) ?
Before a girl visit me , my chat or my discussions with you will let me know where I lie . If I tell you something sexual , and I see it’s not working , next I tap my phone on record , and skillfully usher out ASAP .
I don’t trust anybody . There envy , there’s manipulation, and there’s wickedness. My future can’t be traded for a hole .
The op should lower his ego , discuss with the girl , if possible friend her and find a way and fvck her with her consent .
Once you are done , kindly plead on her to forgive the past and tactically ghost her .

Women .
Nobody here has asked the relationship between you and your flatmate ?
Or how long you guys have been friends ? Or the love between both of you ? Or even the sacrifices both of you have made and making for each other ?
Now woman has entered and threatened to scatter your bond .
That you are buoyant now , shouldn’t make you forget your friend . He needs you now . He’s not financially able now , and rent is due soonest , you know that , never you loose-guard him now.
The prayers aren’t problem . It’s the way it’s been prayed and you feel you are targeted.
I’m your type that hate shouting while praying . I pray in my heart . I hate this mantra that a close mouth is a sealed destiny.
God is spirit. He’s not deaf . He knows my thoughts . So why should I shout or say a prayer to the hearing of the next person around when I can comfortably pray in silence .
Since you guys are flatmates , I’m guessing you should be close at least at arms length with his gf. When they are praying , kindly knock and tell them you want to join them . When you are with them , you can teach them how to pray in low tones or silence. If possible when your gf come around , both of you should even join them , and pray . It will reduce the tension between you guys .
And your guy isn’t buoyant now , hope you are trying to help him stand back or at least in offsetting some bills .
I can’t trade any love for family ( blood ) and brotherhood .

Reggaemich:
me-self wey dey talk, get problem

no worry

If I catch u next time

I go use BLOW for mouth, give u motivation

Lol
Nigeria Will Smith

Reggaemich:
my bother u are talking like someone that has lost hope

Don't loose hope, most especially not now

Witches&mam-iwater will only add more problems join the one u get

That’s Nigerian problem . Don’t lose hope . Instead finding a way to help the person . You dey give me motivation for mouth.
Let me jam mami water first .

If there’s anything like ritual , I think
Sir Alex Chapman Ferguson used Man U for ritual .
He boasted he will knock Liverpool off the perch during his unveiling .
During his reign Liverpool won few trophies , ( I think 2 , though I’m not sure ) .He totally dominated.
Maybe the chicken has come home to ...
Agony of a Man U , Nigerian fan .

Wazobia2216:
If only men can learn to control what they have between their legs, 90% of most problems will be solved!

Leave that “ control your third leg “ abeg .
Are we wiser, more blessed or better than Solomon , David , Abraham etc ?
Problem no dey finish .

As I dey now , nah witch or mammy water I dey find to friend or fvck . Let me check if my life change for better . I need fortune from water .
Since I dey fvck normal people , how my life be?
All man carry your cross .

Why are some people wailing ?
But BAT picks and unpicks his consensus candidates for Lagos and the South western states ( whole of Yorubaland ) unchallenged ?
I heard he even appoints Oba ?
Aka eji buo okwa , ka aga eji buo okuku.

A stunner by Rudiger
1-0
Mbeumo ... on the beat
Janelt
1-1
Eriksen
1-2
Janelt
1-3
Wissa
1- 4
Game dead .
Please Man U should buy Ivan Toney .
That guy is too good and good alternative to Kane .
The earlier Chelsea fans and coach realize that Loftus Cheek isn’t Chelsea standard , the better.
English media hype , is really working for him.