₦airaland Forum

thinkmoney:
Wonders shall never end. The lady in the pics below was a lover to the suspect in handcuff. She was found after 8 good months inside a tank where her boyfriend kept her for money ritual.

She was being fed only 2ice a week. Our miraculous God is so merciful, kept her alive till her rescuer came through.

The man's house maid, noticed that her boss always looked inside one particular tank in his house and out of curiosity she (house maid) decided to check the tank after 8 months and behold found this dehydrated lady inside the tank and alerted the police who came for her rescue while the idiot was arrested.

This happen around Surulere in Lagos, NIGERIA .
May God help our sisters and loved ones, never to fall into this kind of devilish situation.

However we pray that God should help ladies to stop being deceived into situations that may lead to their death because of hunger for money.

Please warn Your Children, Wards, Female Friends, and Spiritual Daughters in the Lord, very well.

Be Always Contented with whatsoever you have. Always ask God for the Spirit of Discernment to know between the Right and the Wrong spirits .

see hips na,and that type of br**ts no dey fall easily.that man no know better thing,make them remove his eyes 1st.

SweetLove0:
Ojukwu is late but his manhood lives on

pls give him heads.

preshdiva:
Good day everyone, I am a 2016 Batch A stream 1 Corp member passing out on April 7th,2017 by the grace of God. I recently got two job offers, a contract bank job (marketing) for 52k per month with commissions based on your input or a teaching job of 40k.
Aside the banks meagre pay, I feel it'd add to my professional work experience more than the teaching job+ I'd get to meet people who might help me in securing better positions tomorrow but then the stress and time. I really don't know what to do.
#maturedresponsesplease#

teacher have vacations but bankers don't,they close 4 or 5 but bankers start the real work then.they don't sleep in schools over night but bankers do sometimes.they can correct they mistakes but bankers cannot(the money don go be say e go,na u salary go hear am)

profjossy2:
What kinda problem is all these snakes giving us now... We killed this snake this night at Ekiti state university and I decided to share it on nairaland...lalasticlala. ur food don come o

that is one of ur babes o!chie! Somebody is Fk snake there.

Ogoh123:
Dear NLs,
Good day all. I need your immediate advise on an issue. I have been suspecting my wife lately. This is someone I have never suspected since we got married since 2010. We have 2 kids. My wife actually works in one of the government agencies.

I have never suspected my wife but in recent times I'm beginning to doubt my wife. I called to have a conversation with her which she took personal and led to serious fight between us.

The main issue is this. I recently saw a screenmunched picture of whatsapp conversation between my wife and her boss in which my wife was asking for money from her boss and that if he gave her the money she would have sex with him. Just to corroborate this point, I had a laptop that I was not using, recently I logged on to it and I saw my wife's google search on the following: " My regrets after having sex with my boss", "how to relate with my boss after slepping with him"

Fellow Nairalanders, I'm very devastated but I need your advise on how to handle this with her.

tell her that u r taking another wife,if she ask why?tell her that,should in case she leaves u and see her reactions.from there fire her with all u have discovered.

xnsandrxns:
Funny how you people think Yorubas are your problem
Buhari a Fulani man has imprisoned one of you and anytime the issue comes up, you start shouting Yoruba Yoruba
Why are you so afraid of the North?

even the HOLY BIBLE is saying"fear north".

unclejb2:
These politicians have suddenly realized that we are no push overs. The truth and the bitter truth is that Biafra is non negotiable. We have rejected Nigeria in its entirety. No matter how long it takes, we shall win. The issue of Nnamdi Kanu is a ticking time bomb and Buhari is the suicide bomber wearing the vest and is about detonating the explosive that will destroy Nigeria.

isee!!

BaesDiary:
There was this hot looking guy I had eyes for in my area. He buys recharge card from my mom every evening, on his way back from work. He came to patronize as usual, and I was so happy when he started talking to me. He asked if that was my mom's shop and all that. Initially, I pretended I wasn't really into him, but later, I had to let my guard down.

So, he asked if I would accompany him to a friend's wedding, trust me I did not hesitate to say yes. On this fateful day, he came to pick me at home. We headed out to his friend's place to pick him, so we would all go to the reception from there.

While he drove, he gisted me about his crazy colleagues who collect  phone numbers from random girls in the banking hall, and they end up not calling them because of their busy work schedules and all that. He told me of how this particular girl came to the bank to harass his colleague for standing her up on their first date. Suddenly, from no where, my stomach started rumbling. I thought it wasn't serious until gas built up in my system. I had to adjust my bumbum, a bit to a side, and prayed that the fart would not make noise, neither should it smell. The fart cooperated , it came gently, and the moving wind quickly nullified the smell.


Seconds later, my stomach rumbled again, and I felt like visiting the toilet. Beads of sweat already formed on my forehead, as I was really feeling pressed. I was no longer enjoying the conversation. My laughter was quickly replaced by a plastic smile. He noticed and asked if I was fine. I told him all was all good. I asked if we were close to his friend's house. Luckily for me, we got there five minutes later.

By that time, the poo was already at the tip of my anus. Immediately we got to his friend's place, I asked if i could use the toilet. His friend asked if i wanted to pee or poo. I told him I wanted to pee and he showed me the rest room. I entered and released all the stored poo. After this, I felt comfortable. Then, I flushed the toilet, but my poo decided not to go down. That was the day I knew poop can defy gravity. The more I try to flush, the more the poo rose up. At a point, the poo from the WC begin to spill. I was like 'kuku kill me now'.

Emmy came to knock and asked if I was fine. I was ashamed and dumbfounded. There was no rag or any piece of clothing in sight in the toilet to clean up the mess. And by that time, the poo had really spilled all over. I opened the toilet door, as Emmy won't stop knocking. His friend came around when he noticed the incessant knocking from him. I wished the ground opened up. His friend saw this and did not take it lightly.

"But girl, I asked you if you wanted to pee or poo, and you said you wanted to pee," he said. "The toilet is not good for poop. The plumber is coming to fix it tomorrow. We have been using our neighbor's flat since last week."

I was too ashamed to talk. See fine girl with all the fine dress and perfect make up embarrassed like this. Emmy and his friend got to work, see them packing my poo. We had to cancel going for the wedding reception. He drove me to my parents house in silence.

Not only did we not get to be in a relationship, but my mom also suffered for my incident, as he stopped buying recharge cards from her. It wasn't his fault, I  blame the evil vegetable soup I ate the previous night.


Source: http://www.baesdiary.com.ng/2017/04/heres-how-plate-of-vegetable-soup-can.html#more

picture of poo or.....

AdoraAmadi:
Do you remember 39-year-old Omamuzo Utomajiri from Uro-Irri, Isoko South LGA of Delta State , who married his two wives traditionally on Sunday March 26th to the joy and admiration of his people? Well, the happy Father of 6, has disclosed how happy he is since he married his two wives.

The businessman who had a chat with Sunday Telegraph, said:

"The senior wife has 4 children while the junior one has 2. I present them traditionally, to know whether they truly love me and to also know if they are happy with themselves. .

The senior one takes care of this place I sell planks while the junior one takes care of where I am selling building materials. I approached the senior one first and she agreed likewise the junior one too. .

The reason why I married them is to make sure that I am comfortable and I don’t look out again for other women." On how he has been able to attend to them sexually, he said: "That one no be problem at all. Me I be fire for fire! Truly, NEPA no dey take light for my side. .

I can meet them twice every night if I want to and the women are ever ready. In fact there is no definite date of meeting any of them. I can visit any of them at any time because they live in the same house with me, though in different flats. .

They enjoy me and I too enjoy them and because of their readiness at all time that is why I decided to marry them. Truly, dem dey satisfy me well well! They make me not to go outside to mess up myself with other women. We eat from the same pot. There is no discrimination because we love each other and respect each other view"


http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/04/i-get-4-rounds-of-sex-each-night-man.html

flavour talk am "ife di n'ukwu."make e no kill u o!

shonye11:
This has got to be the greatest cheating bust of all time. An Uber driver discovered her boyfriend had a side piece when she dropped a woman off at http://zirahs.com/when-you-picked-up-your-guys-side-chick/

too early to click that na!

ItuExchange:
I got a phone call from a person claiming to represent the US Government. He wanted to speak to my (adult) daughter, but I was suspicious, and asked him for details. He said that she had missed jury duty, and was about to be arrested, but if we acted quickly, we could avert the damage.

I told him that I wanted to protect her, and that, if possible, it would be best if she never even learned about the problem. What could I do? He said that for a $500 fee, they could expedite a document that would avoid all prosecution. I said I would do that; how do we proceed? He said we could meet at a local CVS Pharmacy; he would bring the forms, I could sign them, and he would file them. But he had to get the funds in cash, not check or credit card.

I agreed to do this, but (I said) I needed to have his cell phone number so I could find him. He was reluctant, but I insisted. He handed his phone over to his boss. I was so sincere, and so compliant, that he met my request, and gave me the cell phone number.

I then told the man that I was reporting the scam, and that his cell phone number would soon be inoperative. If it is possible for them to trace who had bought it, then he would be in even deeper trouble.

He got very upset with me. He asked me if I was a psychologist. (That’s because my counter-scam had seemed professional to him.) We chatted for about ten minutes. I told him that his scam was unfair and harmful. He responded by saying that he only took money from people who had cheated the government. I suggested that he get a better job. He said he had tried, but six months ago he had been released from prison, and all prospective employers had turned him down.

He finished with some chilling words: “You realize, of course, that I know where you live.”

Source: https://www.quora.com/Have-you-ever-scammed-a-scammer-1

Perfect Money/Payeer here: www..com.ng

the man ask me to send 3 #1500 cards,and i sent used ones.his line was blocked,he have to call me with another one and shout and abuse me(this was years back)

nickxtra:
Assemblies of God and crises are like 5 and 6

assemblies of 5 and 6=11

PrettyCrystal:
This photo showing seven ladies dressed for their final year Thanksgiving service -has gone viral viral due to the cleavage revealing attire worn by some of them. A twitter user who shared the trending photo wrote; "One for every day of the week"

Online users who have been intrigued by the photo have already started choosing their pick by selecting "a day of the week they love most".

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/03/check-out-what-these-ladies-wore-for.html

na mass FUNication them read?

mama,talk truth,no be him buy that wraper 4 u?u no talk say him evil o!na him don die u whant diny him,there is God o!

menxer:
People just don't know the difference between rain, snow, hail.

All the same its a sign God approves Fayose's good works and attack on the FG.

and 2019 presidency approval

GetUmad:
He proposed to them while the country " was still in recession" in a bid to help their ministry and they're both already pregnant (don't ask me how I know. Look at their faces) .

i no ask since na u be that

PapiNigga:
This Man Can't Get Enough Of His Wife's Bum In These Pre-wedding Photos

Adedolapo is truly giving her man, Okunola some sexual healings in these lovely pre-wedding photos and Okunola just can't get enough of it...

See more below:



http://www.thisisnaija.com/2017/03/this-man-can-get-enough-of-his-wife-bum.html?m=1

if this one go party 4 lagos,them go ask am,ogirl u leave ur yansh 4 house?

alienvirus:
This is serious.

To defeat terrorists is no child's play.

Nigeria is on a long thing. What have we done to deserve this.

there is no equal right and justice,GOD dey verse.

GloriaSabipeepz:
There's lipstick for the vagina courtesy of a feminine care brand,VMagic!

The product presented in a tube is meant to be used on the lips of the labia (outside of the vagina) and not inside the private area itself. The intimate product comes with promises of purity, moisturizing and to maintain PH balance.

VMagic describes the product as "Feminine Lips Stick". The product can be used on the labia and the entire vulva skin according to the brand!

It's described as "the only feminine care cream that is 100% natural, free of all dyes, fragrances, soy, hormones, steroids, synthetic preservatives, petroleum or parabens. Lab tested and proven to be zero irritant. Pure, where it matters most. Effective, natural!" on the brand's website.

http://sabipeepz.com/2017/03/14/must-see-lipstick-for-vagina/

chie! I don finish,i've been rubbing this shit on my lips since.but no verse him dey work like vaseline?

dainformant:
A Nigerian lady identified as Toyosi Akerele-Ogunsiji who is currently on a pilgrimage in Israel has shared her experience (backed up with photos). Read below

I came to see Jesus, the Author and Finisher of my Faith. I also came to learn about the long running Israel Palestine Conflicts and the history of this super interesting region. We'll be here for 8days visiting Jerusalem, Bethlehem, Nazareth, Hebron, Negev, Sderot, Ramallah, Haifa and Jericho.

I've seen the Birthplace of Jesus (The Church of the Nativity) in Bethlehem and his Crucifix and Tomb (The Holy Sepulchre) in Jerusalem. Visited the Aida Refugee Camp and others in the West Bank and will see the Israeli Palestinian Borders. Jesus, Take this Wheel over.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/03/nigerian-lady-visits-birthplace-and.html

even if she want,make she die there.e no go make her go to heaven.make una tell am to rerepent o!

informant001:
This is really funny. Photos of what happened between a dancing lady and a dwarf who got more than he bargained for at a party -are currently trending on Facebook. The lady was seen twerking/dancing at the party while a musician performed and rocked her. But as soon as the singer left her, the fun-seeking guy immediately stepped in to replace the singer as he held the dancing lady's waist tightly....

After noticing what happened, the lady who was having none of that pushed him away using her butt as he landed on the floor...see pictures below;

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/03/see-what-this-dancing-lady-did-to-fun.html

Photo-credit; Buked Online

he's not dwarf,he's am imp.

oyinkinola:
On my way to work today I come accross some Ghanians, he greet me, hello Nigerian? I said fine! boldly and proudly! then;
He ask, what's the christian name of your VP, prof Yemi Osinbanjo?
Disapointedly I look up and down but no answer!
they laugh at me and go away!
pls help!
Oyinkinola

DANIEL

Chie!!4 person not to get better fone no good.i no fit watch am

snipesc3:
My male dog is of age mow but only has sex drive for his sister n mother, see trouble. He will fight other females in heat that was brought for his pleasure, this dog na winch o! What can i do to increase his sex drive towards all bitches in heat. See photo of tje idiot

u can't do anything,maybe him dey fear to carry std.this dog better pass some men o! buy cd 4 am see.

Freewoman:
The wife should swear if she has not test another mans rod before, what a humiliation

pls wat is rod?show all working,leave the answer to the common name.

Them say one day wind go blow and fowl yansh go open.e don blow,efcc make una see fowl yansh oo!!

zykson:
I just killed this animal in Uniben.please can someone help me with the name

e be like say na bush baby o!

bellenornor:
Why did u kill it?

because na meat,him don use all his money on babe like u.

But why!why!!i wish say we no get village 4 this world.

sleeknick:
No be who chop belleful dey fight?

angry man too(a hungry man is an angry man)

thanks4idias:
Federal government to raise Treasury bills, read the full details here:
https://thanksinfo.com/2017/03/09/fg-to-raise-n213-75billion-treasury-bills-on-march-15/

i will only click that link,when $1=#197(as Goodluck live am)

engrbrume:
See this shocking report from Metro UK.

http://metro-uk.com/nigerian-president-muhammadu-buhari-dies-in-london/

my bet go cut if i click that link