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DOING JAZZ (don't offend them o)
HAVING MANY CHURCHES (30 churches on one street)

MEN CAN HAVE SEX WITHOUT BEING ATTACHED THAT IS JUST A LOT OF ERRANT MYTH CONCORTED BY OLD WOMEN TO DEAL WITH THEIR RANDY MEN. IT SOOTHES THEIR HURT

THAT IS JUST THE SAME AS WHEN THEY SAY REAL MEN DON'T CRY. MEN DON'T REALLY HAVE EMOTION, MEN DON'T REALLY KNOW LOVE, MEN HATE PINK.

BELIEVE WHAT YOU WANT, BUT SEX AIN'T PURELY PHYSICAL 4 SURE.

YEAH AS A GUY YOU MAY HAVE REDUCE YOURSELF TO BELIEVING THAT TO JUSTIFY YOURSELF.

IF HE IS CHEATING ON YOU, SOON ENOUGH CRACKS BEGIN TO SHOW AND OF COURSE YOU BOTH WILL NOT THINK ABOUT THE FACT THAT IT'S PROBABLY COS HE'S BEEN CHEATING (YOU BEING IGNORANT OF IT AND ALL). Y'ALL PROBABLY PUT IT DOWN TO COMMUNICATION, MONEY AND THE GIRL'S ATTITUDE BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

WHY IS IT CALL CHEATING? GUY OR NO GUY, CHEATING IS CHEATING AND IT HAS CONSEQUENCES.

Right no problem, stuff happens. I will put the kettle on have a cup of tea.

, But if their head decide to be against them and they are still at it not noticing me, i will make good use of the rest of the boiling water, the victim will probably the girl because i may not know her house and i've got to act quickly before i repent and go all Godly.

As for the guy, he will clean up the room i will tell him I have forgiven him and in the middle of the night i will let him get to hell's gate and back. There is a small nerve that can make you die for about 2 mins just with little pressure.

In the morning i'll drop a card and a rose wishing him happiness with his new found love.

NEXT TIME HE WILL THINK TWICE BEFORE DOING IT TO ANOTHER GIRL.

dear4dear:
YesDear its easier said than done but once you're been arrested by love,there is nothin like living free again. Pray i av your gut.

WHAT SO LOVE NA POLICE WEY DEY ARREST, WELL IF THAT IS THE CASE GIVE LOVE EGUNJE AND YOU WILL BE FREE TO GO.

Tmoni where've u been? How was it?

Smart and Stubborn .

Is it wise for 2 Geminis to be dating, what are the drawbacks.

I just found another thread

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-52950.0.html

SEUN, I BELIEVE THE TIME HAS COME

software:
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh see my brother ooo. I be first class and International GARI DRINKER,
I can DRINK GARI ON TOP OF FIRE

OFONE, O PARI, END OF STORY , o ga o.

babyosisi:
This is the internet,I could claim to be more beautiful than halle berry and post a picture to prove it.
_{by the way,I do come close,I've been told}

Halle Berry ko, Donner summer ni , you better don't let them fool you

xtycod:
Bunmi Oni is an example of the typical so-called Yoruba intelligentsia. Like rat, they bite and soot at the same time. Born pretenders and hypocrites. Another similar example is Bernard Longe former CEO of First Bank

What has Yoruba got to do with it, nip that statement in the bud one time, dishonesty runs across all tribe and races, end of.

What has NYSC got to do with it?

Another one is trini girl, ok.

Mukina 

Seun:
Are you nominating yourself?

Aaaaaaaaaaaah Seun, see nigerians o, oore ni mo se o, now they are nominating me ehn, i am still writing my jamb
See my reply to Mr Lecturer https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=17796.msg1097645#msg1097645.

Thanks tafari, so we have cute ass, i am suspecting busy girl as well.

Folks this is serious business o, let the nominations roll in fast before some non nairaland gurl steal Seun, we are keeping him in the land.

Once i get the nominations we shall vote and this vote will not be conducted by INEC official so no possible complaint of rigging or unfairness.

What do you mean it's not true 

If that is the case then i have got to hook you up with a nice babe, hmmmmmmmm i am having some ideas it does not have to be far.
EVEN HERE VERY SELF ON THIS OBODO NAIRALAND SURELY I CAN FISH YOU OUT A BABE.

And before anyone asks what is my own, well I am a sucker for love stories and romance.

PICTURE THE HEADING OF CITY PEOPLE
GRACIOUS AND MERCIFUL OWNER _{(Seun remove that title, you no be anabi)} ehn ehn as I was saying.
SEUN OSEWA HOOKS LOVELY ---------------  (fill in the blanks)ON NAIRALAND.
News reaching the city people says the brain behind the famous nairaland has finally cast his worldwide web on a dashing fish (i mean babe) called ----------- 

Colours of the day will be green white green  .

Oya o, Nairaland users let the fishing begin.

Is that the Lagos buy price?

@Seun and you will be doing as if butter will not melt in your mouth, doing all this yanga ban this ban that.

I have always known it, that he is keeping his affairs under wrap and underneath it all he is a sweet gentle man who takes care of his girl.

Seun biko treat her well, ise lo se and I know you will be buying her midin midin e.t.c not like Jesus freak's boyfriend who only buys her buka food .

Aaaaaaaaah ain't that so sweet i bet you are blushing now , Seun has a girlfriend (sing along people).

Just sent you one to the profile mail too and it did not go through

fuse30 and ronke80 ain't working, maybe i should start doing credit check on you too .

I tried your ronke80 mail it did not go through. I will try to send to the one on your profile.

Thanks but they just told me now that it's £255?

Creamish you no fit read?

They don't have credit check in Lagos o but if you are really serious get in touch and i will hook you up.

That contains the detailed info on the activities of the stock mmarket for a particular day. It is usually updated by 3pm daily

Thanks Sleek

@Frank
Fair enough for all the technical intraday monitoring and moving averages stuff.
Where can one find real live data and historical price for the stcoks. I am not talking about the daily closing prices being sent to my mail box, (that doesn't show me the open and mid price).
I would like to analyse the stocks myself, i am not unfamiliar with stock analysis but info for Nigerian stcoks seems elusive.

Seun:
Money alone won't make people wealthy.
It's what you do with the money (agriculture, whatever) that creates wealth.
If I'm making one billion dollars a month, I'm going to set up businesses left, right, center.

That's monopolisation, you should be able to give people the money to start their own business, not creating all the businesses, other people have business ideas now.

idiot = ijot

What is an indirect answer?

temmyabby:
1 month, oshi oda , babes carry your shoe on top your head and run, the devil? next month the devil will make him give u a knock and a slap , the month after it will be a blow, a knock and a slap, in a yr u would be able to explain first hand what the devil can do. please find some one the devil can't use, and wetin u do when make am slap u?

na true talk, oshi oda nile pako.
But temmy why should she carry shoe on head   (lmao).

Nairalanders are hammering me with laughter this morning   .

@Seun please add HELL NO, NOT ON YOUR LIFE to the poll

[quote author=Red_Lips link=topic=52391.msg1099412#msg1099412 date=1178591041]The best way to lose weight in Nigeria is by getting a sickness. Try pure water or suya from a dirty mallam, once you get typhoid or explosive diarrhea then you will definitely lose some weight   [/quote]@Redlips
I tire for you o, i hope you are not a doctor, because this your prescription is something else (lmao).

@ne4rreal, just gentle jeje like cute ass said, before you kill yourself, especially with the chiness tea you are drinking, be careful o.

Whatever happened to you Chatman.

Try to be around people as much as possible, you will have to force yourself.
Go out especially in the sun even if you don't feel like
Browse nairaland, there are some threads that will make you laugh so much, laughter releases endorphines which helps to lift depression.
Apparently exercise does as well (i am no fan of that one).
Keep a diary to write your feelings.
Keep participating on forumns like this, it helps to reduce depression.

I observe there was only a few response to the thread
Our society is rather quiet about things like this because of the stigma attached to it but there are so many out there suffering and smiling.

Chatman you are not alone.

ne4real:
if i were u, i'll thank god 'because electricity can't shock u again. rather, u'll be the one shocking electricity.

you people will not kill me (lmao)

Electroman, xavier , NEPA

ye ye my head o, this is too much, _{rolling on the floor with laughter}

Back to the question.

I will overthrow Yaradua and become the PRESIDENT.

Set up about 10 EFCC type to put everyone on the straight and narrow, yes I am president NO NONSENSE .

Ban a lot of Nollywood actors and actresses for disgracing Nigeria through their acting.

Employ 100 nairalanders to sort Nigeria out, one time.