₦airaland Forum

segoye2:
Ejoo sisita dollyp1cute,
Se blooku to tutu ma ran lowo abi ko fi obe ge ibi to di yen abi fi da iho si.
Ehenn mo fe sope mo sosipeti Mukina2 na, Omo Igbo, oyenfemanu ni tiwo abi?, kini bawoni still, heeisiooohhh bawoni still ko! bawoni fall ni!. Ti o ye ki o ki awa agbagba, E kule Daddy, Ekule Mummy, Ekule Egbon, Ekule orobo kibooo.
Se won o e ti mu inalo ni odo yin? nitori awon nepa n gbemu ni ile abinibi wa oooo.

emi ro pe ti o ba fi block si, ibe a gan pali woko, koni le se nkan nkan fun igab die ni, emi o tun wa mo oro obe yen, iyen a bloody o E wo e ma fi erin pa mi o eyin omo nairaland yi, ibi ise ni mo wa.

mukina2:
Dolly
emi o ki se omo odua"

_{don't ask me the meaning o i nor know}

Tani ni traitor ti o nko e ni yoruba then, ki o sora, awa omo orile odua lo nsoro nibi o.

mukina2:



Bawoni still

Muki iwo bawo, se omo odua ni e ni.

oro awon folks yi su mi o, iso kuso ni won nso kura, ansoro omo yoruba o nsoro oko, asewo lo gbe yansh e si inu block ti otutu dada ara e a bale.

E jo se mo le ri keyboard ti o ma ba mi se awon ami si ori awon oro yi, gegebi ami oke ati ami isale.

Aije be headache lo ma je lati maa ka awon oro ti enko sibi yio

dearstan:
that guy is not 'rich" he is "wealthy".
Please take note there is a difference between rich and wealthy.
For E.G Shaquille O'neal is Rich, The guy who signs his paycheck is "Wealthy"
Richness can easily be lost, while wealth succeeds generations.

EXPANTIATE

The question should be directed to first bank not Nairaland.

Abi how can you be asking kehinde how much taye will make for you on your money .

I am sure first bank will be happy to answer you, their prospectus is a good place to start.

Dis Guy:
Thanks thats what im looking for; you're a life saver

U're welcome

Dis Guy:
Can someone please help me with where i can check my shares online, ive got my cscs numbers but don't know what to do with them

@Disguy try

http://www.cscsnigeria.com/modules.php?name=Content&pa=showpage&pid=15

Not sure the online facility is working.

adewaleafolabi:
what do you guys think about zenith?
also whats a CSC ,
Thanks

CSCS is the number allocated to you by the Nigeria Stock Exchange so you can have shares acquired by you electronically associated with this number, it eliminates the need for share certificate.

Gurus am i right.

Zenith shares or Zenith brokers?

frankiriri:
@ everyone
I know a receiving agent that is ready to give .25% of the value of the total amount of the shares bought through him to the buyer. This would be after the offer is over and the receiving agents have received their 1% commision.
Anyone interested should contact me 08023193640, 018983359 and 08038421775

And the guy is trustworthy as in you've known him a while. If so holla your emaill address so i can get in touch.

ijogbon:
@Tmoney
you dey vex say them no tell you so you fit buy one refinery like you don BUY Access bank finish,

Don't mind Tmoni i think he likes money 2much he is still after more access bank you know, 1 mill is not enough

How does it affect Transcorp shares?

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-31554.832.html

Go to thread above

ogogoro:
Why is it making life miserable for you? Is it because you won't be able to control her as you wish you could?

Abi o, he needs to answer the question. I don't know what your girlfriend's salary has got to do with your life to the extent that you are miserable.

babyosisi:
I wish this fiancee would log in here and see what awaits her. No woman likes a man with a low self esteem issue

I JUST PITY THE POOR SOUL THAT IS YOUR FIANCEE.

@ Frank Warren does invest in consumer market (see link below) so i can understand your dangote sugar pick.

http://today.reuters.co.uk/news/articleinvesting.aspx?type=stocksNews&storyid=2007-05-17T071050Z_01_NOA724893_RTRUKOC_0_BUFFETT-HEALTHCARE.xml&src=nl_ukdailyinvestor

Another stock that comes to my mind then is Nestle and Flour mills. Now i have not looked closely at them yet and compare the with Warren's strategy but they "sound" like something he will put his money in. I hope to get sometime to do the comparison.

Tell him he doesn't look that young himself .

Meanwhile you check yourself and the clothes you been wearing lately, or food you been eating, Behind up a bit if you have been slacking.

Failing that he probably been or wants to start seeing someone on the the side.

ebhohon:
How is Union bank stock doing? How can i register with CSCS to have an account.

EBOHON you can monitor union bank price on http://www.nigerianstockexchange.com/index.jsp
I got my CSCS number through my broker, so i suggest you get one.

What beats me is the fact that they have stated that the fair value for the stock is N1 and yet suggest a buy

75 million naira chai need to work hard o. Is that how they sell land in lekkki

ckenneths:
Even my broker seems not to know. Untill all the stocks in banking will go on technical suspension, worse still most stocks there are not readily available for purchase.

I tire o

aah aah 11 MILLION NAIRA

That is too much

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[li]Fining her I understand[/li]
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[li]Impounding the money pending further investigation i understand[/li][/list]
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[li]Sentencing to 1 month in prison or community service i understand[/li]
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But seizing the whole amount that the poor lady has worked for, that is too much.
I guess bush needs more money to fund the IRAQ WAR

nakedwire:
Can anyone please tell me when the suspension on UBA will be lifted?

Yes please, Oceanic and Diamond too _{(seems half the banks are under suspension)}

Anyone: How long does it take to get your money returned if you could not get all the shares you wanted, i am thinking of the oceanic IPO because i went for it rather late and will like to get my funds back pronto if they can get me the shares, at least i can buy other shares.

Okay from what i have read so far, cashcraft, Zenith, BGL all have k leg in their customer services, i was just in the process of going for Zenith.

So where can i get a reliable broking firm?

McDoe:
My brother , please don't doubt the power of prayers; besides, with God all things are possible.

Yes we know with God all things are possible but me i have found out a lot of us nigerians are lazy and hence hide under the canopy of religion.

Like my friend will say somethings don't need prayer, if you are hungry go and eat, if you are sleepy go and sleep, if your marriage is getting dull spice it up. Yes if you have no innovation you can ask God for innovation of what YOU should do, there's no need for praying endlessly.

Some marriages just need for the man to take the woman alone on a holiday (not your hometown or inlaws) with no kids and serenade her because she is stressed, yet they will be going from MFM to redeem camp looking for solution.

IBDat:
LMFAO - Uslf be on different level!

@IBDat
True now, different levels men, dem wan try me?!

Ajisafe:
I agree, but at the same time it's important to have the name be catchy and direct in structure. Ex: Nsukka, Omotola, Dangote, Adamawa, Kainji and such. These Afrocentric names are fine, as long as we keep to our tradition and eschew the whiteman's indoctrination. There's nothing wrong with our African-ness.

Abeg leave all the emancipation palava for now, allow

Amala - Black Pudding
Abula - Soup of the day
moinmoin - steamed beancake

Seun:
Love is temporal. Today you may think you love wholeheartedly, but over decades those feelings can change.

Love is not temporal, the attraction and infatuation you feel for each other at the beginning is what is temporal.

LOVE IS A DECISION

http://nigeriaworld.com/feature/publication/awodele/101105.html (good write up).

VOR:
No matter how hard you try a routine is inevitable and is not necessarily a bad thing.

Then they should pick up another routine, if sex is scheduled for Monday they should change it to Friday, if they eat Asaro on Tuesday they should change it to Thursday. If the woman always wear big mummy's pants she should pick up routine of wearing thongs.

It depends, do you have his ring on your finger?

And which kind of fight
a) The omo alata type of scratching each other in the public.
b) The kind where you get the boys to teach the girl a lesson
c) The one that the girl will just see your man and pick race because she remembered the dream she had last night where a particular lady sat on her head and specifically told her to keep off

Fight get levels o

This one na pacesetter story, i am sure i have read it somewhere before

Sweet T:
@Titilayo What you are is a murderer. A cold killer of a Baby.

Pele o judge and jury, stainless and without sin, you no sabi say Jesus died for a murdrer!

davidylan:
I'm not complaining baby. . . there are many fishes in the river.

Touché. Keep fishing.

davidylan:
Sorry baby, its a FACT of life. Men have lots of sex all the time and wont even remember the color of your skirt 2 minutes later.

Sorry honey it's a FACT of life  women have lots of sex all the time and won't even remember your face the next minute but you are too busy with ego to notice or when you know it you start telling your friends she has 'reputation'.

ABSOLUTELY YES I WILL WANT TO FIND OUT SO I CAN USE THE REST OF THE BOILING WATER

samsilo:
I am a man and have a lot friends who I see sleeping around ,absolutely no strings.

Bros i hate to disappoint you but there are many women who just want to be "serviced" with no strings I once overaheard a conversation one girl telling another girl "the stupid boy is going all possesive i tot we had an agreement that we are just f**k buddies".


@dollyP, errmmm NO it is a fact, its not an excuse, some guys can have sex with u, and get nothing more than physical relief/satisfaction from it!, sad but true, just WALKING-F*CKING-MACHINES [quote][/quote]Many women will have sex with a guy an get nothing more than money, influence/power and maybe physical satisfaction but they are usually called Prostitute or senior girls. And there are many more women like that just because they are more discreet (and more smarter at it) and don't brag about it does not mean they are not walking f**king machines.

I don't know why you are all guessing and polling, the answer is very obvious.

Throw her into a lagoon.