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NwaAmaikpe:




You are 35years old and you think you can wake up one day and marry a girl you didn't date simply because your English is good enough to analyse them.

You don't know that no one fully understands women because they are like a giant enclopaedia with several torn pages.

If a man who dated his wife for 9 years before marrying her still doesn't understand her, imagine what it will be for a person whose only knowledge of his wife is from a brotherzone distance.

You don't even know if her 'down-below' smells,
You don't know if hairs grow inside her nostrils,
You don't know if she wears padded bra

The good thing is that you know that they are not your 'spec' but you are willing to endure.

My only advice.
Just pick one of them and marry. Life expectancy in Nigeria is 53years, so your time is ticking away.
But get ready for another bitter breakup; this time, in marriage.

Because you didn't learn anything.

For the first time you insultingly made sense.

We are forgetting Peter of P square and Usher

izzou:


Nigerian women fine Abeg

I so crushed on Stephanie and Genevieve till I realized it was time for me to grow up

And I'm still crushing on her. Reason I opened this thread oo. Chain!! Maybe I need to grow up too.

jagabanlewis:
Okpo dn dy gt manager

I don't follow BBN ooo but Nairaland made me know the names. The one wey shock me na say she get management team . Local man is shocked.

OrestesDante:
I hate typing codes, I prefer pattern lock and I often change my pattern from time to time so I stick with this one.

Is your pattern madder than this?

Share it let's have some fun.

Warridis!!!
If you are not married, you have more than obe gf and if you are you still have a gf.

Honourable representing Ibadan East gets Savage response after proposing a swap deal involving Chelsea's Tammy Abraham and Man u's Rashford. This comes after Tammy Abraham scores his first hattrick before Rashford and Antony Martial.

Honourable representing Ibadan East gets Savage response after proposing a swap deal involving Chelsea's Tammy Abraham and Man u's Rashford. This comes after Tammy Abraham scores his first hattrick before Rashford and Antony Martial.

omotola224:
A woman loves unconditionally but when you cross boundaries she can decide to unlove you with the same energy.
Men can often be insensitive through their actions but when you say it to their face then it's a confirmation of what you have been thinking. Never get to this point with a woman who genuinely loves you. That being said
You have to keep trying...
When she leaves you alone in the sitting room go and meet her. Gist with her.
Take her out on dates
Surprise her
You have to do things like you are just asking her out all over again.
Over one of your dates tell her you are sorry and would love to be the love of her life once again. Pls let it show that you are truly remorseful.

She will forgive you only you might have to reassure her over and over again.

Note: watch what you say henceforth .

Goodluck!

Follow this.

MrMcJay:
It is expected.

When a rich fool meets a poor man with experience, the man with experience gets the money and the fool gets the experience.

Atiku is hopeless and desperate, his lawyers would continue to sell him hope even if such hope is false.

Atiku's case is purely demand and supply.

I love the quote in the second paragraph.

MrMcJay:
Falana is a Senior Advocate of Nigeria. He's a former President of the West African Bar Association and he's a Special Prosecutor for the International Criminal Court.

His son has a Master of Laws and is a multi-awarded multi-talented entertainment professional.

You on the other hand are a randy loafer based in Enugu, looking for an hotel to do 'short time'.
https://www.nairaland.com/4975159/please-need-hotel-enugu-where

Just look at yourself. Even if you were a dog living in Falana's house, you'll have done better in life.

Fatality.

This is a friend from School, University of Benin who served in Plateau state. He was supposed to pass-out in December 2018 but was last seen in on the 13th.
Anyone with information should kindly call the number below.

AutoJoshNG:
https://i2.wp.com/autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/coscharis-story-business-mogul.jpg?resize=576%2C382&ssl=1

Whenever you hear the business name ‘Coscharis‘, an automobile giant in Nigeria comes to your mind.

The brain behind Coscharis is Cosmas Maduabuchukwu Maduka. He’s the founder of the famous Coscharis motors we all know today. The company is currently known to be one of the most successful auto parts lease company and major distributor of several brands of luxurious cars.

Let’s sit back, relax and read about how the automobile mogul, Cosmas maduabuchukwu Maduka, started from the scratch to the level he is positioned today.

It all started when this Nnewi-born Cosmas Maduabuchukwu Maduka was just seven years old. The beginning was a very tough one for him; he didn’t get to where he is on a platter of gold.

At the age of four, Cosmas lost his dad which led him to hawking bean cake (akara) in a bid to survive the hardship. As time passed, life became harder for the mother to take care of Cosmas and the other three children of hers. She resolved to withdraw Cosmas from elementary three and then sent him to his maternal uncle in Lagos as an apprentice. He worked with no contractual agreement with his uncle.

His uncle who lived at Ebutte-Metta took Cosmas along with him to work. People around even questioned if the little Cosmas could keep up with learning at such age. He even had to spend his night inside the shop while his uncle went home with the keys. His uncle didn’t have a house of his own then so he stayed with his friend.

At the young age of nine, Cosmas mastered his craft and was seen doing what elderly people were doing. He could then single-handedly travel all the way from Lagos down to Nnewi to make some purchases for his boss. He kept to this pace up till the age of 14 when he was sent to work in some of their branches like Sokoto.

At that age of 14, Cosmas had an issue with his uncle that led to his uncle giving him a N200 to go and find his way. This was a way of punishing him by his uncle. He told his uncle he didn’t deserve such treatment from him but his uncle hardened his heart. He outrightly told his uncle to give him five years and he would be amazed with what will come out of it.

He thereafter set up a company – Maduka Brothers – with his brother for selling spare parts. They later parted ways due to ideological differences and his capital after dissolving the business then was N300.

With this N300, Cosmas started his own business. He bought goods from Lagos and sold them off in Nnewi. His first breakthrough was when he went to Boulous Enterprise to purchase motorcycle spare parts. He stumbles upon a new innovation – motorcycle crash ban – and he bought several of them. He played smart; he removed the address of Boulous from the carton so that people won’t be able to trace the source of his merchandise. It was a swift sale for him; everything was sold that day. This led him to taking a night bus back to Lagos to get more goods. He embarked on this business travel up to four times in a week. It was a boom for him; his capital rose from N300 to N3000.

Cosmas got married at an early age of 19 and he took to the path of importation afterwards with the capital he had. He was face with a very big challenge when he received a wrong consignment. This was a very big problem for him and it ended up landing him in debt. He owed his landlord for months, his shop was locked. Cosmas didn’t just give up, he continued striving, and He believed there was a very bright light at the end of the tunnel.

He believed in dignity in labour which made him start all over again after incurring such loss. He used the scale he got as a wedding gift to make money. How did he do that?

He took the scale to the market and charged everyone that climbed on it 10kobo. He used this scale to build up another business capital. He made a lemonade out of the lemon life threw at him.

When he gathered enough money from his scale business, Cosmas teamed up with one of his friends called David to set up a company they named CosDave. Just like he did with his brother, he parted ways with Dave due to ideological differences and then formed Coscharis.

Coscharis was coined from his name and the name of his wife, Charity. Coscharis is a combination of words.

As a channel to the breakthrough of Coscharis in 1982, Nigerian government granted import licenses to up to ten motor companies of which Coscharis was among. Coscharis continued to expand from that very day up till this day; they now have several subsidiaries.

In 1987, Coscharis ultramodern complex was commissioned at Victoria Island. Coscharis state of art ultramodern sales and showroom in Maza maza, Lagos, was also commissioned by Alhaji Atiku Abubakar In 2000. He was then the Vice President of Nigeria.

Coscharis secured in 2015 the right of being the sole distributor of the BMW car brand in Nigeria. It is also the first company in Nigerian to build an assembly plant for Ford Ranger.

Cosmas is gifted with five children of whom his eldest son is 32 years old.


https://autojosh.com/story-coscharis-auto-business-mogul/

The Coscharis story. I know you just summarise this. You didn't write where he was chased away by his wife's uncle with a matchete or guy (cant remember which)when he went for introduction. Also,how he eas also the sole distributor of HP laptop in Nigeria.
A humble family he has. One of his sons used to work with GTbank.

Kudos bro.
I enjoy reading about him.

Flexherbal:
This place got me laughing...

That part got me laughing too.

gaby:
Bha se mudia fohhhh...if you know happy new year.

This is indeed cruel even though I am very sure it could all have been avoided with just a lil humility and respect for the men in uniform. It also clearly shows one of the major demerits of substance abuse wherein after, a fully uniformed military man standing right in front of you totting a gun will appear like a bloody NURTW official wielding a stick to control erring drivers who want to evade collecting tickets.

No excuses for the high handedness for sure but the "you no know me...na me be victoh wey dey shout bha se mudia fohhhhh" for Olamide video. Police man wey don high himself go say and so...who you and olamide epp...na gun butt for that eye socket.

Day 3 on my road to quitting with Rothmans. Not being easy or funny. Just had my morning coffee without it and it's not fun at all...but quit I must. 28 years long on nicotine no be moi moi...lol

Pls join Basket mouth on stage

Bhase mudia fooo

ouzo1:
Abeg who be Toyin again na

Thank you. Which is which sef. Who be Nina? Who be Toyin?

pyyxxaro:
Autojosh


Wetin benin people do you today

I think say na only me see am

HillsBlaze:
Am still hoping they sold their international subsidiary only. Access bank no be here o. Bank charges na die.

The way you guys are saying this illegal deductions ehn...And I was made to open account with them compulsorily, Chai.
Okay....My Gt account is still very much active.

BillGoldberg:
The op using his blog to promote himself. Editor indeed. Remove this your Isosceles triangle head make we see road jare.....Isi Ukwu.

You used Filter and Photoshop to remove all the errors on your face. In your mind you look good... Good indeed.

Which pictures got people talking? Is it your shovel nose? Sufferhead shoe? Oily face? Dried lips? Isosceles Triangle head? Over edited pimple face? Caftan looking senator wear? Elephant ears or Mgb**ke wife.... Am certain your wife has yam legs too. Thats why you cut the pix. Shift one side make I see road jare.

Try and change shoe this Christmas Jare. No be you e worse pass for Naija.

Bros Wetin happen?
You know the guy somewhere? Em collect your wife abi the babe na your babe before no.... See smack down you give the guy

Demogorgon:
Em fans, which song did he say this? "There's a certain line you just don't cross and he crossed it. I heard him say Hailie's name on a song and i just lost it"

Toy soldiers.
He does not joke with her mehn.

Yanga dey sleep trouble come wake am. He never thought it would come to this.

A British man has gone viral after a prank went wrong — and ended with an eBay bidding war for his girlfriend.

After his girlfriend, Kelly Greaves, played a joke on him, Dale Leeks could think of only one thing: getting even.


Arriving home from a horse riding shop one afternoon, the Londoner told CTV News he “wanted to have a laugh” at his girlfriend’s expense.

“You know what? I’m gonna sell her,” he said.
Listing Greaves as a “miniature collectible” on eBay, he described her similarly to a used car, including details of a “constant whining noise” and “a leaky rear,” he included a disclaimer: “no serious damage but you can see she’s been used.”

A bidding war began/ Leeks said his phone wouldn’t stop buzzing from interested eBay purchasers.

“I thought, ‘Oh no, what have I done?’,” he said.
With interest coming from Europe, United States and Australia, within 24 hours, the highest bid was at $119,000.
With more than 81,000 views, the post was eventually removed by eBay due to infringing their policy against selling body parts and remains.

“They told me I couldn’t sell a human being,” he said.

While the inquiries related to the post were questionable with some asking to “test drive” his girlfriend, Leeks said he hadn’t expected the response the ad received.

“‘I’m not going to lie, I would have been quite sad to see you go, but it wouldn’t have been so sad ‘cause I would have been crying in my Ferrari or my Lamborghini’,” he told his girlfriend.
As for retaliation, Leeks has been left unscathed — for now.

“This hasn’t backfired. Yet. But we’ll wait and see.”

https://www.yahoo.com/news/one-mans-joke-another-mans-treasure-mans-prank-sell-girlfriend-ebay-results-119000-bid-160503327.html?.tsrc=daily_mail&uh_test=2_01

You've helped her do what she wants you to do. Broadcast her story.

Brave boys

AutoReportNG:
I think thats why Google is looking for mappers to help map out some key areas and points..

How can I be a mapper? What does it take?

He praised INEC and other political parties for their decorum.
The oba was really incommunicado. He didn't see what happened.

flexyrule:
VAR

You too dey see road. How your eyes take reach there?!!

Garri,Beans and bread and yoruba party rice.

You didn't continue the story on the other blog. Hope no problem.