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Applaner:
dirty mind

Nah, Far from it.

Medunah:
Msssheew, op is jobless

Nah, not jobless pe se, am lonely.

If you trust her, then let her hangout... There's nothing wrong hanging out once in a while. But be sure of who she's hanging out with. She was sincere/kind enough to inform you. That's cool.

Ensure you advise her not to keep late night.

1. If you suck one nipple well, the woman herself offers the other one. Incase you don't know, that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!

2. Everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Petticoat, panties, p****... No wonder Men suffer from high BP!

3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself.
Moral: In life no one helps you once you're screwed.

4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got screwed to achieve it.

6. 3 people having sex is a party, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!

7. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.

8. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's d*** hard, not his life..!

9. When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!". But none of them comes and touch the Man's John Thomas and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only result matters..

10. Now that I've educated you..... Do same to others.

Before you abuse me, abuse yourself first because you read it to the end.

Let's answer this once and for all.

EfemenaXY:
Must you lie to us, all for the sake of creating a thread?

As at September 30th this year, you weren't married nor did you have a kid. Now, two months later you're married with a 14 year old daughter, and sons?



https://www.nairaland.com/1926325/marriage-marriage-marriage-please-need#26736414

Please post only comments that are useful, helpful, constructive and practical.

This dad could be anyone. But am obviously not the "One".... Am not disputing that fact.

It was a problem that was shared by a senior colleague and I thought it wise to post it here. He actually confided in me and asked for my opinion. Have given him my opinion though.

Bro, Don't be so harsh. Am not here to lie to anyone neither am I here to create a thread for the sake of it.

My 14-year-old daughter is developing very fast. She already has the body of a woman, hips, boobs and all. Her mother said that she's started teaching her sex education but I'm not satisfied with that. I want to protect her from all Men because they are wolves. I hate the way Men look at her. I've had to sack my driver because I saw the way his eyes followed her bum when she walked, it irritated me.

I don't trust any man around her, except her brothers. I just want to know if the dads/parents here feel that way about their daughters or I am just being irrational. My friends have boys that age, so it's kind of different for them.

Adaeze Yobo is a model and former beauty queen who is also the wife of immediate past Super Eagles captain, Joseph Yobo.

The pretty mother of one, who got married to the soccer star four years ago, on December 31, 2009 at a crossover service at the El-Buba Outreach Ministries International/Evangelical Bible Outreach Ministries International Church in Jos, Plateau State to be precise, has revealed how her ego made the first two years of her marriage very turbulent.

In a recent and lengthy post on her Instagram page, Adaeze was probably trying to teach young married women a thing or two about how to manage their relationship with their husbands and used herself as a case study.

Adaeze, whose first claim to fame is tied to winning the MBGN in 2008, wrote: ‘This reminded me so much of the first 2years of my marriage (when I had too much ego, it was all about me and what ‘I deserve’) I will always randomly have in mind that my husband should know ‘we gotta go out’ I would seat my ass down all the time and just get mad, I mean doesn’t he know? I won’t even tell him nonsense! It wasn’t that I desperately wanted to go out because most of the time, we did we had nothing to say to each other but my ‘I deserve mentality’ my after all, I’m the woman the queen mentality, was my motivating factor. Just texting or calling my hubby to say ‘hey babe, there is this restaurant that makes the best prawns (his fav) let’s casually gob after your training. Was what I should have said but here is what I actually said for 2 years, ‘Joe (which is what I call him wen am mad) everybody went to that restaurant on that street and even last night this persons husband took her’. Then he goes from 0-100 in like 2.2 seconds and then my ego kicks in. (You don’t want to know how fast I also went kuku) and no one ends up eating I always said to the people that I complain to, ‘How dare he? Just because I want us to go out and have a nice dinner, don’t I deserve it eh’? Anyway, the moral of this (long) story, is that when I changed from my ‘I deserve’ mentality to ‘we deserve’ slowly, the tables turned. Now he makes our date plan calendar for a month I lost out on seeing that soft amazing person he is for the first 2years because I was always ready to fire, after all he should have read the manual before marriage.’

See her post below…

...where do you see yourself in 5 years? Where do you see your future going? Whether you see yourself married or single with a career, what you do now will determine how comfortable you'll be.

A woman must have goals, she must see herself more than a wife, you are a soul that came to earth for a reason, your life also has a purpose..

A woman must be independent, you must learn to stand on your own two feet, not for oppression or for competition with a man, but for survival....

A woman that have no dreams will become, her friends errand girl, you will be that one friend amongst them that everyone calls whenever they need someone to send back and forth, while they are at work or in their business place.... because they know you are always available, you have no life, no future, always available...

A married woman that totally depends on her hubby for everything is building resentments, A man will respect you when you have something you can bring to the table..... even if he is well to do, his respect for you will multiply, NOT because he wants your money, but because you are representing him well in public......

In this day and age, no Man wants a liability for a wife, they want an independent woman, they want your support, they want a mate that they can borrow her mind in making Decisions.....

You are inviting abuse, resentment if you wait on a Man for your well being, if he's feeding, clothing and doing it all..... eventually he will want to control you, matter of fact he owns you, you are his property, because if he says NO.... NO is NO, you will have no opinion, if you disagree, you will not get what you want from him..... if he says sit you must sit or no money, no food, no clothing..... For your self respect, have your own, for your dignity, have your own....you will have a say in your own home.... Eventually you will start to resent him, more importantly, you will start to resent and hate yourself....you will lose respect of people....

So once again where do you see yourself in 5 years? start to look at what you can do today to better your tomorrow.... Do you need to go back to school, it's never too late, what do you need to do to make that happen? do you prefer to learn a trade? How will you make it happen? Your future and the future of your children depends on it......

your hubby may decide to leave or GOD forbids he dies, where would you be? Wake up, Put on your thinking cap.... Yes you are a Woman, but your purpose here is not to be a bystander.....you are also capable of leading........

There's nothing wrong if you lend or even giving your hubby money to start a business....

NOTHING!

Those days of them saying Female children are worthless are over.

If you have a daughter, am sure you are working real hard to give her the best of education money can afford, Make sure she stay independent off any man's pocket..

pickabeau1:
OP

You should have posted this in the religion section

Ok, Noted.

However, If you are already married, I trust you will find this perspective helpful in counseling others. Have your say!!!

MARKone:
You contradicted yourself there. You are right about praying to have or receive the right partner, who do you pray to if not God. My submission about this partner thing is this, God the supreme being has already set for us whom to marry, in other words, there is a man designed for a particular woman and a woman created for a particular man, 陰陽 the issue now lies in finding that right person.

Well, I have no question that some People benefit from the belief that God predestines your spouse. It inspires many married couples to view their relationship as more than a chance occurrence and to appreciate the hand of God in bringing them together.

gustavo440:
i heard the stuff has been cancelled and that they want to start all over. hmmm.anyone else to confirm this?

Yeah, That's correct.

A young man working in the Army was constantly humiliated because he believed in God.

One day the captain wanted to humiliate him before the troops. He called the young man and said:- Young man come here, take the key and go and park the Jeep in front.
The young man replied:- I can not drive!
The captain said:- But then ask your FATHER, God! show us that he exist!
The young man takes the key and walked to the vehicle, begins to pray ...He parks the jeep at the place PERFECTLY well as the captain wanted.
The young man came out of the jeep and saw them all crying. They all said together:- We want to serve your God!
The young soldier was astonished, and asked what was going on?

CAPTAIN crying, opened the hood of the jeep by showing the young man that the car had no engine. Then the boy said: See? This is the God I serve, THE GOD OF POSSIBLITIES, the GOD who gives life to what does not exist.
You may think there are things still impossible, but WITH GOD EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE ...

God does not destine you/me/us to marry a particular person, We have to search and pray for the right person. is this true/false?

I need answers.

A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 – These men have jobs.

The woman reads the sign and says to herself, “Well, that’s better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what’s further up?” So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 – These men have jobs and love kids.

The woman remarks to herself, “That’s great, but I wonder what’s further up?” And up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 – These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.

“Hmmm, better” she says. “But I wonder what’s upstairs?”

The fourth floor sign reads:

Floor 4 – These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework.

“Wow!” exclaims the woman, “very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!” And again she heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads:

Floor 5 – These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.

“Oh, mercy me! But just think… what must be awaiting me further on?” So up to the sixth floor she goes.

The sixth floor  reads:

Floor 6 – You are visitor 6,875,953,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.. :


http://nigeriana.org/blog/96768.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+Jetheights+%28Jobemy%29

Yesterday, Nigerian international soccer star, Obafemi Akinwunmi Martins turned 30.

The star striker was born on October 28, 1984 and is today a very successful soccer star currently playing for Seattle Sounders FC in the United States of America.

In his career of over 15 years, Obafemi Martins has played for several top football clubs all over the world including Inter Milan in Italy, Newcastle and Birminham in England, Wolfsburg in Germany and many others.

Celebrating his 30th birthday, his boo and baby mama, Abigail Barwuah who is also the sister of Mario Balotelli, took to Instagram to write: ‘happy birthday to you AMORE MIO, you are my everything babe, one of the most important person in my life. May the almighty God bless you Oba goal. I love you. Ogni Giorno d piu.’


http://thenet.ng/2014/10/obafemi-martins-baby-mama-sends-him-loving-message-for-30th-birthday/?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook

26-year-old Reyhaneh Jabbari, who was convicted for murdering a man she accused of trying to rape her, was killed by hanging in Iran on Saturday, October 25, 2014 despite a global campaign for her release after seven years in prison.

A Tehran court sentenced her to death in 2009 for killing Morteza Abdolali Sarbandi, a former employee of Iran’s Ministry of Intelligence who she said tried to sexually abuse her, and Iran’s Supreme Court upheld the verdict despite a legal challenge.

In her final message to her mother, Sholeh Pakravan, recorded on the day she learnt she would be executed, she expressed her belief that she would have been murdered that night if she had not fought back.

Read her final message below…

‘Dear Sholeh, don’t cry for what you are hearing, the world did not love us – it did not want my fate.

In the court of God I will charge the inspectors…and all those that out of ignorance or with their lies wronged me and trampled on my rights and didn’t pay heed to the fact that sometimes what appears as reality is different from it.

My body would have been thrown in some corner of the city, and after a few days, the police would have taken you to the coroner’s office to identify my body and there you would also learn that I had been raped as well.

The murderer would have never been found since we don’t have their wealth and their power.

I am telling you from the bottom of my heart that I don’t want to have a grave for you to come and mourn there and suffer. I don’t want you to wear black clothing for me. 

Do your best to forget my difficult days. Give me to the wind to take away, I wanted to embrace you until I die. I love you.’




http://thenet.ng/2014/10/read-moving-message-by-woman-killed-for-murdering-alleged-rapist/?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook

Who or which bible doctrine says one must pick a spouse from the same local assembly where he or she worships? I hear there are even some churches where the pastor preaches against and even discourages his members who finds a spouse outside his local assembly from going ahead with the relationship.

I know some ladies who are still single because the first thing they tell any man who approaches them is for him to join her church. Biko can someone explain the meaning of such things.

Some Naija pastors and these their doctrines. Ok oooo, Ssssooorait!!!! Lol!

The Uruguayan is finally available to play again after serving his ban for biting Giorgio Chiellini. But should the Catalans throw him straight into the deep end against Madrid?

For once the big talking point ahead of a Clasico is not the eternal rivalry between Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi.

Instead it is the return from suspension of Luis Suarez. However, he has yet to play officially for his new side after he was banned from all football-related activities for four months for biting Italy's Giorgio Chiellini at the World Cup.

This suspension, by a strange twist of fate, ends on Saturday when Barcelona travel to the Santiago Bernabeu to play bitter enemies Real Madrid in the Clasico.

Should Suarez be thrown straight into the deep end and make his debut against Carlo Ancelotti's men, or should Luis Enrique be more cautious and start the 27-year-old from the bench?

Have your say....

A young girl asked me this question recently and I quote “When do I know I am ready for a relationship?” and I was like... There is no cookie cutter answer to this, but as always I will give my perspective based on what I have been through and past suggestions that have been successful. I want to stress we all have a love tank that needs to be filled, but we don’t have to fill that tank through the opposite sex in the confines of a romantic relationship. The need for companionship often leads to developing unhealthy habits that only delay having a healthy relationship partner. The truth is this - When you can be happy alone, then you are ready for a relationship.

With respect to that, Here are my 8 signs you are not ready for relationship:

1. You struggle with insecurities.
Insecurities only make our relationships worse and not better. You will always have those situations where arguments and problems blow up because of insecurities. In some cases of insecurities you are only seeking the relationship because of your insecurities because it makes you feel better about yourself.

2. You have not healed from past pains or bitterness.
When we refuse to heal and forgive we allow the person in our past to have control over us. When you forgive you release that pain and the control it has over you. Holding anger from a past relationship will only make you bitter. I discuss this topic deeper in my blog “Healing before Love” click here. If bitterness is your issue read the blog “10 steps for overcoming bitterness and resentment.”

3. You have not taken responsibility for the part you played in the failure of your past relationships.
We always hear people say “it was not my fault” or “he did this or she did that” the truth of the matter is that we are all participators in our pain- there are no victims. We have to always look ourselves in the mirror and ask the questions, what is wrong with me. And how can I improve to make my life better? I think we rarely see this type of deep introspection, but we often see the victim mentality. Good or bad your past relationships can make you a better person if you allow those experiences to inspire growth.

4. You don’t love yourself.
Often people don’t understand what this truly means. Loving self doesn’t mean, “ I am doing me” or “It’s all about me”; that is simply an immature and selfish thought process. Loving self means you understand your self-worth and you do things daily to improve who you are and the lives of others around you. When you love yourself, you treat people kind and you seek a mutual oneness with those connected to you. When we seek relationships without loving self, our self-worth is tied to the connection of another person. Our self-worth goes up and down depending on how the person with whom we’re connected feels about us. So, when your relationship partner puts you down you believe what they say. Develop a health self-love before seeking relationships.

5. You’re selfish and have a critical spirit.
Selfish people can’t love unconditionally, period, so this is something we must be mindful of. If you are selfish, you only love in the moment and once that moment is over, you are gone. When things are hard, difficult, or not your way, you bounce as well. A critical spirit is based in pride. When we are critical, we kill the spirit of other people. Work on these things before seeking a relationship.

6. You are fresh out of a relationship.
This is a huge one! I see this far too often. Give yourself time to heal before rushing into a new relationship. I’ve been in a relationship with a beautiful girl who was not ready for a relationship, because she was not healed from her last one. Even before we got serious, I knew it was a bad idea, but I moved out of my human emotion. When we make emotional decisions, in most cases, it leaves us heart-broken. Rebound relationships may numb your pain, but will delay your healing. Give yourself time to heal. The longer the past relationship, the longer you need to take to heal.

7. You can’t be happy alone.
The ability to be happy alone is a prerequisite to being ready for a relationship or marriage.

8. You’re still dealing with your ex.
Don’t pursue relationships with people if you are still dealing with your ex. It’s kind of sad that I even have to discuss this one, but of course we know people do this all the time. Make a decision about your ex before creating something new.

Largas:
I learnt once again how much my family loves me.

That's just one.

I am interested in finding out what are the 3 things that you learned from a near death experience. Please state if you were in a near-death experience or not and what was it.

Looking forward to read your answers...

Have English Premier League club Sunderland's players set a dangerous precedent for under-performing sports teams?

After losing 8-0 at Southampton on Saturday, Sunderland's squad has offered to refund the cost of match tickets to their 2,500 traveling supporters who made the 1,026 kilometer round trip from the north east of England to the south coast.

"We win and lose as a team, players, staff and fans," Sunderland captain John O'Shea told the club's website..


"However we wanted to acknowledge and thank the supporters who traveled such a long way to give us their backing and despite everything, stayed with us until the final whistle,"

It's a gesture that could cost the Sunderland squad as much as $100,000, with any unclaimed money to be donated to Sunderland-based charity Grace House, which provides care to children who have life-shortening conditions for which there is no known cure.

Saturday ignominious defeat was Sunderland's biggest in 32 years and left the club one spot above the relegation zone after eight games.

The 8-0 reverse, which included a spectacular own goal by Santiago Vergini to spark the rout, was one short of the record defeat in the English Premier League, Manchester United's 9-0 rout of Ipswich in 1995.

"I've never felt as bad on a football pitch, as a player or as a coach, as I do today," said Sunderland manager Gus Poyet after Saturday's loss.

"Even as a fan I've never felt this way, it's embarrassing and unacceptable, I'm really hurt."


http://edition.cnn.com/2014/10/22/sport/football/sunderland-fans-ticket-refund/index.html?sr=fbmainintl

If you really want to be successful in life/career, you’ll find a way. If you don’t, you’ll find an excuse.

Nothing of value is FREE.... There's dignity in Labour...

NET gathered that the singer acquired the new property, located off the popular Admiralty Way alongside a brand new 2014 Range Rover Evoque valued at N24m. Photo: Filed

Times are indeed very good for Oritshefemi Majemite considering his recent achievements in life.

The ‘Double Wahala’ singer has continued to count his blessings since coming back into reckoning last year with the release of the song, a remake of Fela Anikulapo Kuti’s popular song of the same title.

Oritsefemi has moved into a new duplex valued at N200m in the Lekki Phase 1 area of Lagos and NET gathered that the singer acquired the new property, located off the popular Admiralty Way alongside a brand new 2014 Range Rover Evoque valued at N24m

Recently back from a tour of United States of America where he was billed to shoot a video for the ‘Double Wahala Remix’ featuring D’banj, Oritsefemi also signed a multimillion naira management deal with an Abuja-based management company, Avatar Entertainment sometime in September.

The newly-signed deal, which puts Avatar Entertainment solely in charge of the singer’s management while he’s signed onto his self-floated record label, MSN (Money Stops Nonsense) Gang.

Confirming the story of his new house and car, Oritsefemi’s manager, Yusuf Adebola Adepitan, popularly called Danku said: ‘Yes, Oritsefemi has moved to Lekki now, and he also has a new Range Rover, for now, we’ll still maintain the house in Ikeja for the boys to stay.’

Danku, however, refused to disclose the exact amount expended on the property as well as the automobile. Before now, Oritsefemi had stayed in Ajegunle before moving to his rented flat off Obafemi Awolowo in Ikeja.

In 2013, Davido, Don Jazzy and Dr. SID moved into multimillion naira homes worth N140m, N160m and N110m respectively and Oritshefemi has joined the list of top Nigerian entertainers who have splashed millions on aesthetic buildings in the highbrow Lekki area of Lagos State.

http://thenet.ng/2014/10/net-exclusive-oritshefemi-moves-into-n200m-lekki-home/?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook

kaorama:
Good move. All error in Ekiti state must be corrected for proper take off of good and sustainable development.

Oh yeah, sounding like a card carrying member of PDP... Is that correct?

pontirock:
E No Concern Me, GMB FOR PRESIDENT!!!

Ok... Anyway GMB always win on social media as can be seen from the conduct of the online poll so far.....

After all said and done, you guys shouldn't forget to inaugurate him as the president via this platform. Lol.

Ekiti State Government on Saturday announced the dissolution of the 35 local government areas including Local Council Development Areas’ caretaker administrations.

This was contained in a statement by the Chief Press Secretary to the State Governor, Mr Idowu Adelusi, made available to News Agency of Nigeria in Ado-Ekiti.

According to the statement, all the 35 council chairmen along with their secretaries and other members of caretaker committees have been relieved of their appointments.

It stated that Governor Ayo Fayose had approved the immediate dissolution of all the councils.

The statement also ordered the immediate dissolution of all boards of parastatals, agencies and commissions.

The 35 local government areas involved were those of the original 16 and the 19 LCDAs in the state.

The statement directed all the affected caretaker chairmen to immediately hand over to the directors of administration in their respective council areas.

NAN recalls that caretaker chairmen had been in control of the 16 council areas throughout the four year tenure of the immediate past governor, Dr Kayode Fayemi.

The former governor also appointed caretaker committees for the 19 newly created LCDAs few days after the June 21 governorship poll which he lost.

NAN further recalls that Fayemi’s attempted to hold council election in the 16 councils on February 4, 2011, but was halted by the state High Court ruling following a suit filed by the Peoples Democratic Party in the state.

The PDP had alleged that some of the members of the State Independent Electoral Commission were card-carrying members of the then ruling Action Congress of Nigeria.

NAN reports that Fayose, at his inaugural speech on Thursday in Ado Ekiti, vowed not to recognise any illegal creation made by the immediate past administration.


http://www.punchng.com/news/fayose-sacks-35-ekiti-lg-chairmen-committees-boards/

joromi:
No one is talking about the age difference

She is 19
Flavour is 30

Chaiii...

She's ripe enough. Lol!!!