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The fifth pictures down the left hand side .... yeah, that pictures exactly above the "20k followers" that face is awesome like "Momma, mommaaaa, I am cumminnnnn"

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Hashimyussufamao:
Some go still come here and say ''English no be our language nah."
So na for this kain pathetic errors? Very very appalling!!

Oya, go and call an average British to come and post in Itshekiri or urhobo
Shikom

Damn.... we guys are just lucky, even @30 u still dey roll with your 20yo brother and nobody can spot any difference other than your maturity .... but Nigeria ladies, especially at 25 above, the desperation is always there ....
Sincerely, at that age 27 and above, ladies shakara dey drop like heavy rain ... market don finish , reality has set in ... Aswear, u enjoy ladies much at this age ..... Husband market don cast !!!

lalasticlala, come n see snake

MissRaine69:
Travelling all that way to fvuck up someone’s life like that? She will forver hate black people!

Exactly, black people especially Nigerians, if she hear Nigeria sef she will run for no reason ..... 3years ordeal while IK has been sitting somewhere flexing with another girl !!

majestique:
I seriously hate topics like this!! so what if he spent 5000 on the date? so what if she ordered 7k takeaway for her friends? he shouldn't have presented himself to be who he's not if he wasn't ready to spend. Better still, he should have looked for a N500 girl to go out with!! Boys everywhere pretending to be men!! nonsense!! as if women don't spend on men too....

Dear Lord !!
So, you are also one of those girls hunger dey wire !
If she really wanna eat 7k food, why can't she pay for it herself ... Never order what you personally can not pay for .....

I was having some discussion with a fwend and suddenly he said hunger dey wire him and we headed to a restaurant .... he ordered 500naira food (just some swallow n goat meat), while he asked me to order, I ordered 1,200naira food (swallow + orisirisi) and a spoon of ogbono/efo is #200 .... as I dey order, the guy dey beg me say Roxy which level Na ... ihm eye don red .... I just dey laugh ihm say me no dey enter that restaurant without eating my specs ..... ma fwend bown face while me dey laugh am....

I comot 2k n pay for me n him , see ma nigger just dey laugh anyhow dey part my back ... he come reorder again oo to reach my level and I still pay !!

At times, it ain't about the money, it is just manners
How can I take a girl I meant business with on a date , even if she is a business associate , colleaque, partner or whatever and you wanna turn me into your money bag then you get dropped since we ain't on same mentality !!!

So many ladies usually fall into GeeBoys pranks because they are gluttonous, a geeboy/geeman will spend 1m for you on the spot and use you on that spot ....

A tight nigga wants to see u with manners not just money, if the girl exercise some brain, maybe the nigga can even buy her a car but with first impression, she is gonna become Long throat n leeches and for what "pvssy" ... that may not even be clean down there !!

Elvischris:
If you work hard on your "EFFORT" she gonna peeeee, vibrating saying "ehh baby I need some more".

Na gedu , which effort ?? .... U think Na to dey slam, if u ain't communicating oyel no go flow, if oyel no flow , road no go smooth, if road no smooth Na bruise, if bruise Na pain .... with pain Na to stop cuz e go be pepperish

venatus25:
I can now confirm, it is true afonja see nothing wrong in a wet ass.
This is the reason I say sorry because you're one of them.
As a good Christian I will pray for your quick recovery.

Good christian indeed !
Do you even know what Christ means !!! Na kulikuli oyel dey ya head no be anointing

It is the most essentially important tool for a successful marriage .... Though, you may be broke (it's allowed) , Dangote sef fit broke Na ..... but Marriage when you don't have sustainable source of income , then you have written a good letter to exponential poverty that can extend to 3rd generations if care ain't taken

okitiomas:
if a lady walk past you which of this two do you first notice

Hips ain't lie !

Niqqa , Damn ....

Gbam, this will surely work but Op how many niqqa have the right expression to carry out this tasks ?

It's ain't just about doing them , it's about communicating them right into the gal's brain !!

TSOM:
If she's broke and petty, avoid her.

No matter how intelligent or pretty she might seem, if she's the afore-described female, she'd be a shameless leech.


I find it odd that people still go on traditional first-time 'dates' in restaurants and other such places to eat and talk over food.

Come on, guys, can't you be more creative? She's gone on a gazillion dates in such places. There'd be nothing special about both of you meeting, even if you are a good conversationalist.

Well, maybe it's because these guys go on 'dates' with random girls they just met.

How about meeting a girl on or offline, establishing contact and see if both of you get to hit if off- your masculine charm, looks and articulation could come into play.

If that works, she'd be more comfortable meeting up with you in secluded places, your apartment even.

Prepare a dinner or see a movie with the go-alongs of a movie theater (snacks, drinks, dimmed lights...) and more but in your apartment or hers.

You get privacy (which isn't necessarily about tumbling beneath the sheets but if it happens, go for it, brother) and get to know each other more. I mean, that's the essence of going on dates.


Be innovative and unpredictable! [/b]

Sincerely speaking, I always love my first date in a restaurant, it give me the opportunity to assess the girl's manners, level of intelligence and smartness ..... In there , our conversation give me insight into who I am dealing with.... If she excel in such environment, next could be a movie (I think a movie is getting intimate) .... Why should I go to movie with someone I hardly know but mere online/Offline acquaintances ........
After restaurants for two dates, Na apartment if she worth my time oooo ..... Time Na ego .... Then we can talk cinemas as friend !

Everybody with their stunts sha , my own Na restaurant for the first date o!

Admin401:
Who cares? The average Nigerian woman is the way she is because of the average Nigerian man. If you check now, the girl is not even fine and she's broke. Sometimes i feel Iamjude was right in the way he treated them like non-humans.

Lol, the man self is a humble niqqa !!
Anyway, I ignore texts like this Cuz, my response go make d girl commit suicide !

it has never happened to me sha, most is a lady asking me to pick something for the fwend back at home and I'll oblige ..... But carry ya fwend come my date with you .... Traaaaaaaaassssshhhhhh (Oshi ati Iranu) .... she doesn't deserve a dude like moi .... I will be too much for her shallow brain !

MissRaine69:
That went South rather quickly.
Have you given some consideration to the fact that perhaps you approach relationships with an “emotional brain” rather than a mindful one?

mosco07, you see why you shouldn't generalise on your thread ... She is different you know !

mosco07:
Take for instance, you meet a lady here on nairaland, you try to strike a healthy conversation relating to general knowledge and their world views and they see you as showy. The next thing, they show you how empty they could be. Ladies else where may be totally different but those on this platform are amazingly dumb.

I just don't want to be mentioning names of those I have had some conversations/debate with .... Not all Nairaland ladies though but most of them (95%) are dumb and boring .... They only understand "you are beautiful", how did you come about ya moniker , what did u eat today and all those mumu chats of these playaz who want to PM and chop some NL coochie ......!!

I would have loved to mentioned two stewpid popular names I have sent to gutters !

mosco07:
I joined this platform last year. The kind of ladies I have met here are fantastically dumb. Their philosophies of life are generally sickening and distasteful. Why is it so? If these are the crop of ladies we now have in this country then we are morally doomed.

Only few of them are sensible ooo and can really hold a confirmed dude down in a great conversation .... U see the "popular female monikers" and let slight intelligent argument ensued, instead of her to post intelligently all u see is a girl trying to defend her moniker and popularity !!

I quickly tag such a girl shallow !!

This place ain't a great hunting ground for wife ooo nor husband self .... Many are frustrated here abeg !!!

Igbokiller:
it's not about about cowardice. As a man I can't put my line on the line on such situation until I know that the woman I'm fighting for is truly mine not some hoe in disguise. Same thought is in most guys saying they will resist fighting. Unfortunately Nigerian society is producing less of women and men.



Go deal with that

Your wife not some hoes .... WIFE !

ImaIma1:
A guy grabs your wife's backside while you are with her and you are saying she should defend herself...why should her husband do anything.

Suddenly you guys are scared cats

But if she insults you, you can show your power on her body and show that you are a man.

It is only on a woman that you can display your manliness.

Rubbish.

Hian, you are too quick to generalise .... you didn't see guys that posted they will kill such a fellow ..... Lemme assure you sha , In Nigeria that you n I both reside or as far as Nigeria is concerned , An average Naija Man can never take such trash even if he and him wife dey quarrel

Dafuq, such niqqa is Dead !!

mumumugu:
This happened to a colleague. He did nothing. the wife did nothing. but she was angry. when they got to the car, she was mad at the husband for not doing anything to protect her. the husband responded that he was waiting for her to react first so he could support her.

Ladies,how do you expect your man to react if it happens to you in his presence.

He died or dies or dead .... IDK, but .....hmmmm !!

venatus25:
Sorry, I understand your pains.

U see how mumu u be now .... My ass wetness is holy pass the anointing in ya head

venatus25:
There's nothing of such, and besides he's not a yeruba. Stop doubting God really exist.

So, the anointing on your head as decreed by your pastor doesn't give you enough sense to decipher Yoruba not Yeruba .....

venatus25:
There's nothing of such, and besides he's not a yeruba. Stop doubting God really exist.

God truly exist of course , I ain't Myopic but not the way your pastor preached about him nor touching you with electricity hands that's meaningless to your life and live !!

Baawaa:
The beingining of the end of Saraki

The beginning of Nigerian Development !

Saraki For President 2019-2023 .... Dole !!!

FarahAideed:
He looks great

He still looks smart. He was also smart on the ball !!

venatus25:
He wears no ring neither an handkerchief with him. If you doubt me, do the same I did, the result will prove if he is a real man of God.

Na hand incision. Ijebu package

haaryobhami:
that was how i went to one cele church nd wen d psstor touch dem(for d fitst time nd i was d only new member for d evening service)they would fall.
wen it got to my turn,he touch me nd was doin all d gimmicks even kicking my leg i no fall.
he just left me,dat was d last time i went to d church

The pastor will never touch you again because you didn't play along !! Some dey fall just to impress pastor ooo

venatus25:
I have same experience with you. One day during anointing moment during church service while the pastor was praying before the pastor lay his hand on me, I pray within myself ; "My God if this man of God is sent by you, let me feel the power of your anointing by the time he lay his hand on me, in Jesus name Amen.
Behold when the pastor come to me and lay his hand on me while he prayed, I repeat same prayer again within myself before saying amen, I experience a MEGA shock in me. The shock was very intense to the extent I don't know how to control myself, this happen in a second.
From that day, I know God really exist. His power is beyond human knowledge and control.

The pastor used Juju on you ... Does he have a ring ? Na Kurube be that

biacan:
It's a lie not everyone that falls under the anointing is possessed some fall under the anointing due to the presence of the holy spirit in the place

One day ya eye go clear !

mikuz:
ACCA is actually superior, because as an ACCA member you have the opportunity of obtaining a BSc in Accounting from Oxford Brookes University, UK. That's using one stone to kill two birds.

What is Oxford Brooke's ? , What is the rank of Oxford Brooke's in the UK and What is the global rank of Oxford Brooke's ? ACCA is truly superior in International sense but as far as you are in Nigeria, ICAN rules ...
Even if you are in Abroad as an Accountant practicing with ACCA, immediately you are in Nigeria for Accounting matters, ICAN rules ....!!! With ICAN, you can rub shoulders with Accounting creme De LA creme in Nigeria because they won't give you a ratazz with your ACCA .... in fact, they will look you like "He wanna throw ACCA on my face" ...... So, instead of you guys to discuss Business, you may end up Arguing !!

ACCA also has her jurisdiction and that is Europe and Middle East, so all these International appeal is not global appeal ..... In USA, ACCA doesn't rule but CPA , if you have ACCA in US hide your face because you won't enjoy Accounting Also, Canada(unless you convert your ACCA to CPA) ......
Personally, I planned to have both ICAN and ACCA , Gbam !!

Now, it is not about let's support our own, it's about your Life, Career goals and objectives ..... If you wanna practice Accounting in Europe/Middle East then ACCA, For USA/Canada, CPA exclusive to both country...
Other less developed countries with their less developed CAs institute also respect ACCA but if you are planning to come back home one day and you wanna practice Accounting, be ready to convert your ACCA/CPA into ICAN .... !

Thatzall

sarahade:
Tell your mum and sisters about it. I'm good and please answer the op

lol. They know already !