₦airaland Forum

Kaxmytex:
a sane man no suppose carry hand beat woman nah..
on top wetin..

if the woman do wetin vex you, just go outside, leave the house and clear ur head..
if she blocks ur way out of the room, don't drag her, just find another exit, if na only one exit dey, just open one room and lock urself inside...

if na one room una dey stay, just lie down put for one corner.
if she comes at you holding ur clothes, telling you,"you go kee me today" with ur mind, just dey pray make the ogbanje spirit free her on time..

don't ever raise ur hand on her...

On point bro....dat dia Ogbange spirit dey always push dem to do many tinz wey go dey push d man to beat d hell out of dem....
na all wetin u don yarn make me neva raise my hand on any lady....na so one of my babe jack me for trouser one day say "u must kill me today"for my mind i jst calculate for my mind say bfr 10mins d kolo go leave her...na so dat day mata just die....man wey no get self control no fit just cope wit ladies...

SirMichael1:
No one asked, no one cares.

be like say u no get elders for ur village abi mind u u re talking to a DON

Am busy now maybe wen am tru i will answer you

wish u snappy recovery bro.... Buy d man like dey use walking stick for films.. Accident just change am to clutches...so dat las las he go stil dey hold sometin

Shey na multiple slaps nd beating abi na bleaching cream give dis mofo multiple colourss
Dis guy jones big time....
conji na bastard wanlai

seanwilliam:
you're hypocrite.. the bolded is your problem.

lols dey cant oppress me bro cos i got my chedda to spend...
if u re among dem beta go find legit hustle cos d end no dey funny

Happyfela:
You can kill too. ARINDIN

hmmm...my broda we are not Ending sars.. if u re among dem beta change ur ways cos las las hand go get u...

Orestino:
you just spoke in the rubbish and you're mad for that.. even if a war against cybercrime should happen, it should be from appropriate agencies like the EFCC and not SARS.. just incase you dont know..the full meaning of SARS is special 'Anti-Robbery' squad and not anti cybercrime squad! get that into your dickhead

#endSARS now

just look at ur level of reasoning...had it been i never had encounter or stayed wit som of dos G guys i would also be condenming sars....dos guys re beasts,dey have no atom of conscience...one was even telling me dat if maga no pay bfr dis october dat he will do blood money...dem no get time to hustle legitly...
sars should even continue to kill dem on sight till dey get sense...crime doesnt pay...dey almost made me to be feeling depressed cos of dia oppression...dey dont deserve my sympathy if any tin befalls dem...
Bunch of criminalss

Opus85:
*Are you sure we are not the same person*. It is either they have finished robbing before I pass, or after I have passed they will rob. Even while in school. I have even unknowingly followed robbers at their back and they robbed some students, I just escaped.

Lolsss,,,same person?...even when i was managing a hotel...if NPF come to raid dey will just look me and pass,,,after every every dey will start ranting wia is d manager while i will just be looking at dem...even d CEO thought i was using jazz..bt me jst get dat believe say no evil shall see me...

No secret can be hidden for ever see as village pple finally get dis one.... Enjoy ur xmas behind bars... Sofar ur gbola don swim for her ocean mr man u no get anytin to talk again... Notin to even investigate again u don jones b say u don jonezzzzz

Na Grace dey always save me...i go don *leave* bfr dem come rob or dem go don finish robbing bfr i *reach*
Thank God for my life

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright....
This one better got talent.... unlike their untalented Moda fuckkking frogged Voice boss called davido who uses too much voice enhancer in the studio and still he dishes out Dogg shit to his fans

Who is broke.....he got his own money and i got mine....
But the fact is he ain't got no talent....he is not supposed to be singing....if you listen to good music....then you will throw davido songs inside waste bin..
Try and listen to these artistes I listed below.....i can bet my balls after that you will never play davido songs again
The weekend
Imagine dragons
Sia
Burna boy
2face
Katty pery
Passenger
Bruno Mars
WizKid ( balogun the real niggarrr)
Avicii( rest in peace)
Twenty one pilot
The Chainsmokers
Dig the kid
Cold play
Khalid
Maroon 5
Calum scot
John legend
Selena Gomez
Post malone
Ellie Goulding
Christiana aquilera
A great big world
Rita ora
Clean bandit
Dua lipa
Martin garixx
Major Lazer
The night
Edsheeran
Taylor swift
One direction
Lewis capaldi
Sam smith
Ariana Grande
Kehlani
Billie eilish
Camilo Cabello

You sure say d pesin wey u gv dos list fit relate to d lyricss?but guy u Bleep up by including wizkid...
I rada listen to david all day dan Wizkid...
na wack lyrics full Ayo mouth jareh

Inside life.... God pls save my country.... God pls save me...... Am damn depressed financially.... Help save a soul...... 0130007327Gtb

I have been jamming sorry sorry by Femi kuti after listening to dat daft Broadcast....
wanlai my country don cast....
Baba God na ur hand i dey oooo

God please save my dear country..... am tired of all dis destructions nd bloodsheds...

God Bless Nigeria,,,, God Bless you.... God Bless me.... notin ix too small pls 0130007327Gtb am damn down my fellow nairalanders

Happy bday Nigeria.... Abeg sumbori shud show me love bfr depression finish me....0130007327gtb

MajesticKris:
This life no BALANCE

on dat judgement day u go xplain to God why u say The life wey he create no balance...you hear?

They think every one is a coward abi? Am coming out tomoro and nothing will happen.. I no dey fear NOTHING

DarkJeddi:
It seems you are too jaundiced and view everything with the tint of politics..
Unlike you,I read without be clouding my emotions with stupid politics..
If he has enough evidence to present let him do so and stop spreading FAKE NEWS..

Guys na same tin una dey talk since wit different English....Read nd comprehend

so na bubu be the pharoah wey get courage to dey do any how abi? i blame dos dat voted for dat wolf in sheep clothing bubu no worry soon evrywia go burst and u go hear word by force.... silly modafoka

Nigerians voted for change instead of transformation...... now see the mess we are into.... am sorry for Nigeria....... 3 more years to go.....

Emyzoloye5:
yeah .....I attended together with your grandmum...she was my babe dat year

yes now i understand.....say no to drugsss

Emyzoloye5:
lemme burst ya brain .....Mama is 65years but 45 on paper

you attended her naming ceremony abi

kaduna have been divided a long time ago..am not surprised by wat hell fire is doing....
wen southern kaduna guys go retaliate e go clear for their eyes.....

Stop all dis silly arrests and rehabilitation.... sight,confirm and put a boris to their brainwashed murdafuking skull...... #Red eyes enuf of all dis gibberish.....

congratulation my brother....i love hearing dat pple re progressing....wish u all d best sir...

please how do i get a 9mm stainless? everybody need to be on guard dis days...

shey na asari Dokubo bubu DISappoint come Appoint anoda pesin abi na different tokumbo oh sorry i mean Dokubo....��

i no sure say e go beta for dos wey make TM cost.... wetin mens take dey reason way forward.....

and na lawyers go stil judge the case abi?? ok continue... God is watching u people,,,,,,, efcc wey don cast stil get mind dey arrest lawyers....... Naija i hail oooooo

vision 2020,,,,,,,,,dis year no get joy at all,,,,e go delete many tins and shock many people,,,,,
Always pray for Grace,,,,