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I don't believe this is real. It sounds like the plot of all these new age Nollywood movies. Those utterly ridiculous and unrealistic storylines where the actors speak with foreign accents, live in big houses with no indication of what they do. Ramsey Nouah, I'm looking at you.

I laughed so hard reading this so tey chest don dey pain me.

But on a serious note,

I remember when I was 14, I overheard a woman advising a girl in her twenties to lay curses on the guy who just jilted her. Like she was very adamant on the girl swearing and how God would honor it cos she's in the right.

Four months later, this woman giving the advice who was barely 40 got sick and died on the hospital bed leaving two kids behind with no father. I no know wetin dey give people delusions say na dem get access to God pass or na there get authority to dey pronojnce foul words

Up it to 200K big man

MrJames007:
I noticed them right from pre-season.

Your eye sharp o.
Alex Ferguson talked about them after their very first game this season and people were saying he's finished. Even though he's been retired for a decade, he still notices things at s faster rate than the average fan.

DemonAngel:
As a chelsea fan
This gives me joy

Know your place jabroni

bentenny:
Omor Dem fit dey sign Tenhang sack letter ohh

Why would they fire him?

It's like firing Nottingham Forest coach for losing to Man City. United losing was a forgone conclusion; it's just a matter of how many we are conceding.

Who in their right mind thought United would beat Aston Villa? Best to hope for eas a draw.

UK is a stupid country istg 😂 They fire people for the flimsiest of reasons.

Followers of religion of peace strikes again.

Na so there attack Salah every year. Even yesterday sef. Nobody gives a shit when Christian celebrities celebrate Muslim festivals with them but these extremists always want to have their way.
That's why the bulk of them aren't fit for modern society

Natbrowny:
JUST DIE ALREADY

Co-sign.

After Abacha, this worthless son of a bitch comes second

Kingosytex:
Fury will retire as an undefeated champion. Bookmark this comment.

Only person retiring undefeated is Usyk. He's the only one that's at a completely different level compared to his contemporaries.

Reussite:
AJ beat him to a pulp to my amazement. This was the same Wallin who gave Fury a tough match and considered Fury's toughest fight.

Wilder equally lost to a Parker that has been defeated by AJ before. It is safe to say AJ might be the hottest being in the ring at the moment. I am almost certain he would floor Fury if they get to box. Wilder got severely beaten on the 8th round. How he continued fighting after that round was quite a miracle

I've always felt AJ would beat Fury and the Ngannou solidified my opinion.

He needs to fight Fury and then hang up his boots.

The Ngannou fight reduced my respect for Fury's boxing. Usyk's going to beat Fury too.

Athemisia:
Back to back draw at home?
Where did we get it all wrong?
Damn... End of an era....

Anfield no be fortress again lmao

Holjund just has to score today. The banter don dey too much 🤣🤣.

Imagine person dey teach am how to score for tiktok

Botragelad:
Have you lost your mind?
Is there a law against wearing a brassiere or whatever you call it.

It's like saying a bloke can't come in because he's not wearing a singlet. How does that make any sense? You're the same one who moans about government injustice but you back injustice against others or things you don't like. Isn't that hypocritical!

By your logic, you don't challenge your tutor and expect him to cave in but you want your president to cave in to your demand on how to make the country better. You are saying she has no right to speak and stand up for herself yet you moan the judiciary is rubbish, you want everyone to shut up and let their right get stomped on, yet you lot whinge about abuse from the police.

The audacity of that bloody wimp. I can't picture this happening in the US or any civilised country. You are bound to get your arse sued for harassment!

I agreed with you 100% until you typed this trash I bolded

https://edition.cnn.com/2023/10/11/us/darryl-george-alternative-school-reaj/index.html

Cool

I had no idea how much I loved this place until the past three days.

We are back

Did that fool really say the killing of innocent people was an act of God?

Anytime you expect United to be decimated, it doesn't happen. First it was Bayern, now it's Liverpool.

The fun of it all is that you never see their destruction coming, it just takes you by surprise like a bottle of 7UP

PNomsule:
Abeg no mention dat name again

Omo no forward for united get cool head for inside the box than Sancho. Bants aside ll

Sancho would have scored that

Omo I neeed streaming ink

AfahaAbia:
Your friend made a great mistake.

Calling it a great mistake is a huge understatement. I no just understand wetin possess am at all to even attempt that journey. When I first hear am from e sister, I just dey vex inside of me

I know someone wey take this trip June this year. Since he enter Algeria, not one person has heard from him again. Still hoping for the best sha.

The guy kept his journey a secret. If I know, I no for allow am even run am at all

frog12:
we don say am before. na LUCK and GRA GRA osimhen get. he needs someone like OKOCHA as a coach to help him improve his game

Yen yen yen

Watch this

https://twitter.com/_AsiwajuLerry/status/1736100917567430714?t=45io1I0SWV3sRJLMUCUyKQ&s=19

uvie66:
i concur, Osimeh is not in the same league as Drogba, Sallah, or even Kanu, he relies mostly on speed and awareness but rarely take players on one on one.

LMAO

What did Kanu do as player to even be put in the same sentence as Osimhen?
All these history fc people. No Nigerian player at any point in their career is better than this current version of Osimhen.

Person wey no even be guaranteed starter for Portsmouth na there dey say dey better than Osimhen. The fûck!

Now watch this Osimhen assist today and tell me he's not fucking technical
https://streamin.me/v/6f19f4ed

See as meth don turn one brilliant boy for my area to walking dead zombie overnight.

Lmao

Na so I almost transfer 110K early this year give person for phone 🤣. Only me give myself sense Waka go slot buy wetin I want

After their humiliating loss on Sunday, Harry Kane talk say all their focus na for this game there put am 🤣🤣🤣

United fans Kon dey beg

So this thing is an example of a scholar to Tinubu's people. What he's basically saying is that since life had little to no value in Buhari's time, the status quo should continue now that his slave master occupies the seat of power.

In his mind, there should be no change whatsoever in how things are done and his fellow Nairaland low iq maggots dey shine teeth like he just said something profound.

It never fails to amaze me how they claim to be sophisticated and use the same mouth to argue the same points you would expect from a JSS2 dropout. 🤣 🤣 Sophisticated my black yansh

The bandits are only exercising their right as Senior citizens of Nigeria.

Angelfrost:
No player is bigger than a club...!

When Sancho is ready to play football, he knows what to do.

He will issue a public apology to his coach, and submit himself to discipline.

He and Rashford should remain benched... Useless overhyped English brats.


ETH should continue benching and removing players not passionate or disciplined... It will hurt for now, but later it be for the best.

When coaches like Pep, Klopp and Arteta did it, many people blasted them, but the end eventually justifies the means.

Look at how formidable Bournemouth and Villa have become under their Spanish managers... Mind you, these guys spent next to nothing on players.

I don't think Sancho gives a shît to be honest and it's unfair to compare him to Rashford that's currently in a rut. Rashford turns up, he's just shite at the moment

The guy still has three more years on a 350,000 pounds per week salary and can simply let the contract run to the end without stress.