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Celebrities / Re: Mr P & Olatunde Micheals In Dubai For A Solo Performance by dovetark: 6:17pm On Apr 06, 2016
No light, no fuel yet it doesn't stop some people from flying smiley

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Politics / Re: El-rufai To Suleiman: Mention The Day I Will Die by dovetark: 10:20am On Apr 03, 2016
eazysally:
The bill have been their since 1984 and he knows kaduna is religiously volatile while is he revisiting an issue that is already enacted when he suppose to be acting on it, he should have let sleeping dogs lie. the initial public outcry on the bill emanated from his state else u and I who reside outside the state including prophet suleman wouldn't have bother. This shows it has an under tune agender targeted at a particular religion.

I think the catch here was to publicize the bill so that people know something like that exists and it is going to be enforced by his government.
Health / Re: 4 Reasons Why You Should Always Drink Lemon Water by dovetark: 2:21pm On Mar 09, 2016
Health is wealth, knowledge is power!!! I didn't really know what this meant until I experienced it first hand.
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Chijioke Anyacho And His Masterpiece Drawings Using Ball Point Pens. by dovetark: 6:57pm On Mar 08, 2016
Creativity and depth, truly genius!!! If you think it's easy, why don't you try? smiley we have raw talent wasting in this country, yet they won't allow us access to forex so we can go where we will properly hone our skills and be appreciated. Ejor o!

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Crime / Re: Abducted Lagos Schoolgirls Tracked To Ogun State by dovetark: 4:55pm On Mar 03, 2016
But have they been found? I really don't know what our problem is in this country, honestly, publishing that they have narrowed their location so that the abductors will shiver and free the girls right? We should stop celebrating mediocrity abeg!!!

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Romance / Re: Why Do Some Guys Stare A Lot? by dovetark: 3:12pm On Feb 25, 2016
Adaure4ever:
Nothing is wrong with staring, We all stare but it should be done maturely.
I went to a wedding ceremony with my mum and I noticed that three guys who were in a round table beside us were just staring at me and whispering something to themselves, when I looked at them, two of them move their eyes away while one just released a shy smile.. Though that particular one that smiled looks cute and was fair. LOL
They continue this way till the ceremony ended even my mum noticed it and asked me if I knew them. Hahahahaha.
It was a bit embarrasing.
My main point is that some guys need to learn how to stare in a stylish way at someone.. I can offer to teach it. LOL.

I'd like lessons.
Education / Re: FG Signs Mou With NASCO Foods On National School Feeding Programme by dovetark: 12:38pm On Feb 08, 2016
Food go soon done!!!
Career / Re: Employment Contract Fraud In Bank Of Agriculture BOA by dovetark: 9:23am On Feb 02, 2016
Reading
Webmasters / Re: The Three Most Important Aspects of Digital Marketing by dovetark: 7:48am On Feb 01, 2016
Nice, What does one need to know before entering digital marketing?
Family / Re: I Made A Horrible Mistake With My Lovely Wife by dovetark: 8:33am On Jan 30, 2016
Blanc8:
Buy her a car then Slap her again... Nothing dey happen

Lol Nairalanders!!!

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Education / Please Help My Understanding by dovetark: 9:47am On Jan 20, 2016
In secondary school I was taught that "there are 2 electrons in the first shell and 8 electrons in the 2nd shell, and all other shells". It was also said that the maximum number of electrons a shell can have is 2n^2, meaning the third shell can actually hold a maximum of 18 electrons. When drawing orbitals and filling them up with electrons, why don't we put 18 electrons in the third (m) shell?
Jokes Etc / Re: Riddles And Jokes By Dovetark by dovetark: 9:46am On Jan 20, 2016
holyFRED:
Just start singing grin

Lol you got it right bro...
Jokes Etc / Riddles And Jokes By Dovetark by dovetark: 10:12am On Jan 19, 2016
Here's a riddle for you, all my gadgets are down, no power, no power bank, laptop battery is dead and I want to listen to music, how do I go about it? BTW I am in Nigeria.
Education / Re: Simple Looking But Difficult Pattern, Only Geniuses Can Get This by dovetark: 11:36am On Jan 14, 2016
dovelike:

Starting

Really, course and level?
Education / Re: Simple Looking But Difficult Pattern, Only Geniuses Can Get This by dovetark: 9:05pm On Jan 13, 2016
dovelike:

I started to. Then I got a headache. Then I stopped

Aww... I didn't even want to stress my brain at all.. Are you schooling or done?
Education / Re: Simple Looking But Difficult Pattern, Only Geniuses Can Get This by dovetark: 3:48pm On Jan 13, 2016
dovelike:
Love stuffs like this
can you solve it?
Investment / Re: Six Criteria You Must Meet Before Investing In Nigeria by dovetark: 3:15pm On Jan 13, 2016
LordAdam:
You must be know that on the rankings of the ease of doing business, Nigeria is ranked 135 out of 190 countries.

Running a business in Nigeria is like fighting a david-goliath battle. All the odds are stacked against you. But perseverance and a good understanding of the business climate is the only way you can succeed.

-Lord

True
Investment / Re: Six Criteria You Must Meet Before Investing In Nigeria by dovetark: 3:04pm On Jan 13, 2016
Nice @op how about having a business idea and lacking the appropriate skill to excute it, meanwhile you have strategies that will make such idea a success, how do you source fore genuine partners with skill, keep a relationship with them and build a team that will deliver. Considering the fact that time is ticking and you cannot learn everything at once.

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Crime / Re: Policeman Shoot Man Dead On His Way To Put His Father In The Mortuary (photos) by dovetark: 6:50am On Jan 08, 2016
refiner:
buh y didn't d man stop....is d bank running away...nw look at were it has landed u....I pity dose u left behind....burying a father and a son....so pathetic ....


police self....na Una even beta

That he ran away wasn't enough reason to shoot, why didn't they chase him? For Gods sake the man wasn't armed!!!
Religion / Re: The Divine Way Men And Women Are Created By God And Its Pitfalls by dovetark: 10:47am On Dec 28, 2015
Wetin be this?
Politics / Re: Buhari Slights Senate President Saraki,Dogara In Protocol Gaffe At Budget by dovetark: 3:08pm On Dec 23, 2015
That's not even enough for the President of the Federal Republic to make such Error, after attending numerous state functions in the past... Even though I haven't held a government position I can't make such mistake. If that's what the paper he was reading carried he could have changed. SR should come up with something else Jare

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Health / Re: Health Benefits Of Bitter Kola: A Very Powerful Body Detoxiffyer.. by dovetark: 3:01pm On Nov 26, 2015
ifyfaith:
I DO EAT BITTER KOLA B4 BUT ALL OF A SUDDEN, I STARTED REACTING TO IT,eg, FROM SCRATCHING MY TONGUE THEN SCRATCHING D WHOLE OF MY BODY, THEREBY LEAVING SOME BIG MARKS ON ME UNTIL IT GRADUALLY DISAPPEAR. PLS WHAT CAN I DO TO DIS REACTION COS I REALLY DO LOVE TO EAT IT.THANKS

You are having allergies!!!

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Politics / Who Appointed The Emir As Chancellor of UNIBEN? by dovetark: 10:39am On Nov 26, 2015
Jonathan appoints former CBN boss, Emir Sanusi as UNIBEN pro-chancellor

The former governor of Central Bank of Nigeria, CBN, and Emir of Kano, Sanusi Lamido Sanusi (Muhammad Sanusi II), has been appointed as the pro-chancellor of the University of Benin, Edo State.

Sanusi received his letter of appointment at his palace on Monday from the Minister of Education, Ibrahim Shekarau. The former CBN boss who raised the issue of the missing money at NNPC, said it is good to always do good.

“I’m saying this because as the governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria then, I came to the rescue of the university by spending N500 million to construct a bridge yearned for by the university for over 30 years.
“If at that time one told me I would reap the reward of that job almost immediately I would not agree, but today, in Allah’s favour, I’m being appointed the pro-chancellor of the university, something that is telling one that he should always think of being good not only to his close people but to everybody far and near,” he said.


http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/05/jonathan-appoints-former-cbn-boss-emir-sanusi-as-uniben-pro-chancellor/


Oshiomhole is one of the best performing Governors - Emir Sanusi


Oshiomhole

Emir of Kano, Muham­mad Sanusi II, has described the performance of Governor Adams Oshiomhole of Edo State as commendable and satisfying.

The traditional ruler made this statement during a courtesy visit to the governor at the Government House, Benin city.
He said, “I am happy to see that you are doing well.

“I have been following some of your recent com­ments on the minimum wage, you have remained consistent with the ideals for which you are known.

“I am here this time on the occasion of the honour done to me by President Muhammadu Buhari by ap­pointing me Chancellor of the University of Benin.


“Your Excellency, for me, it is a matter of deep pride to be associated with this city and this state and this partic­ular university, and, I can as­sure you we will do our best to ensure we bring as much development as we can and to further strengthen the ex­cellent relationship between the people of Kano and the people of Edo.”

Responding, Governor Oshiomhole said he was honoured to receive the Emir at the Government House.

“As the governor of this state, I still have fond mem­ories of your last visit to Edo State then, as the governor of Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) with regards to your resourcefulness, and initia­tives in the area of empow­erment of rural people. We remember the laudable lega­cies that your highness left behind as the CBN governor.

“I want to thank you for your support, for your kind words and your prayers. We also want to congratu­late your highness on your richly deserved appointment as the Chancellor of the Uni­versity of Benin which we are all proud to describe as UNIBEST and I am sure un­der your leadership, it would witness even more growth and development and Edo as a community will continue to benefit from the activities of the university.”

Oshiomhole is one of the best performing Governors - Emir Sanusi - DailyPost Nigeria
http://dailypost.ng/2015/11/26/oshiomhole-is-one-of-the-best-performing-governors-emir-sanusi/
Education / Re: Inauguration Of Emir Sanusi As UNIBEN's New Chancellor (Photos) by dovetark: 8:49am On Nov 26, 2015
Yeah, uniben's convocation has been on going https://www.nairaland.com/2760669/emir-kano-installed-pro-chancellor-uniben

Congrats to all Uniben students involved in this Convocation, E nor Easy!!! I hope the Government is taking note that there's an increase in the number of graduates churned out from the tertiary educational system yearly. I also hope in the not too distant future, private and public partnership can create reasonable amount of job opportunities to reduce the rate of unemployment.

Proudly a Unibest Graduate. Shout out to my Kind out there, from the ever corrosive department. Acetyl CoA

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Romance / Re: Help!!! Need Advice On How To Break Up; by dovetark: 8:12am On Nov 25, 2015
anumide:
all this breakup talk can depress person walahi. lemme gerrout of here. whatever you do op, don't listen to Adele. she go just frustrate you. #okbye

Lol, Thanks

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Education / Re: Emir of Kano to be installed as Pro-Chancellor in (UNIBEN) Convocations Ceremony by dovetark: 7:49am On Nov 25, 2015
Pictures

Education / Re: Uniben Convocation by dovetark: 7:43am On Nov 25, 2015
henryukwa:
Please!is it true dat uniben shalll hold der bi-annual convocation on d 24th of november?any one with useful in4 will b appreciated.

Yup, Its finally here https://www.nairaland.com/2760669/emir-kano-installed-pro-chancellor-uniben
Education / Emir of Kano to be installed as Pro-Chancellor in (UNIBEN) Convocations Ceremony by dovetark: 5:33am On Nov 25, 2015
The 41st Convocation Ceremony of the University of Benin (UNIBEN), kicked off on Monday the 23rd of November 2015, with an interdenominational service held by 10.00 a.m. at the famous Akin-Deko Auditorium and a Founders day lecture by 11.00 a.m. the same day. Today the 25th of November 2015 will see the installation of HRH. Sanusi Lamido Sanusi (Muhammad Sanusi II) the current Emir of Kano and former Central Bank of Nigeria Governor, as pro-chancellor of this great institution of learning. He was appointed by His Excellency former President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan sometime in May this year. This event will commence at 10.00 a.m. and the venue is also the Akin-Deko Auditorium after which there will be a Luncheon by 1.00 a.m. at the Banquet hall.

Thursday, Friday and Saturday (26, 27 and 28 of November 2015 respectively) will see the Presentation of Prizes: Award of Certificates, Diplomas and First Degrees to the students in different faculties. (Venue - Akin-Deko Auditorium).

Congrats to all those convocating; all the night classes in ***Faculty*** Engineering, et al were not in vain.

3 Gbosa to all Uniben Students in the house...


Much respect to all great Nigerian Students out there, may we live to fulfill our destinies and make a difference in our world.

ALUTA CONTINUA!!!
VICTORIA ACERTA!!!

http://uniben.edu/new%20convocation/index.html
http://news.uniben.edu/index.php/2015/11/23/41st-convocationfounders-day/

I hope there would be Nairalanders on ground to give us live feed of what’s going on over there.

Dovetark

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Crime / Re: Youths Threaten To Kill ‘prophet’ For Failing To ‘resurrect’ Audu by dovetark: 4:06pm On Nov 23, 2015
You can't buy life
Travel / Re: Zuma Rock: Residents Panic Over Mysterious Explosion by dovetark: 4:44pm On Nov 21, 2015
Nature
Celebrities / Re: Goodluck Jonathan With Comedian Bovi (Photos) by dovetark: 10:31am On Nov 20, 2015
Happy Birthday, I admire you.
Politics / Re: Remi Tinubu ‘Takes Over’ Ekweremadu’s Seat - TheCable by dovetark: 4:31pm On Nov 18, 2015
liberty300:
Shes probably the one behind the assassination attempt. Motherfuckers never loved him
Lol

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