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Guy you don catch Gonococus Indicus alias Gonoria , better treat yourself fast, go and see a doctor to prescribe medications before E damage your blockos

No be every hole you go dey enter raw because she is spotless and beautiful

Amotolongbo:
Na FG still go bend last.

From IPPIS to BVN not made available.
See as the FG has been shifting base.

Only the ASUU has the scrotum of the Federal government in its hand to squeeze anyhow it likes.

Wetin bring scrotum inside this matter. E be like say you dey like to squeeze am well well, chai see woman dey use scrotum give proverb

These northerners should sit in one place, where they sent from Togo to come and infect people in Ogundele State.

That's why there is laxity in Kano with regards to COVID-19, they are waiting for FG. Sanwo-olu should be sent to Kano to help them

dapsoneh:
THIS IS THE BEST TIME TO DESTROY BOKO HARAM
THEY ARE SHORT OF SUPPLY, JUST EQUIP OUR ARMY AND THE REST WILL BE HISTORY

Enough of this post, Nigerians have seen it

The governor of Kano expended all his energy on the brutal fight with Sanusi Lamido, when Coro landed in Kano he is already exhausted and can't kill himself.
Sanwo-olu should be borrowed to Kano to help since he is the most experienced Governor on Coronic matters

beamtopola:
You speak with your anus. What happens when the second in command of Iran was killed?

American troops have been killed in Iraq and US has closed several bases, many others suffered brain damage due to Iranian ballistic missile attacks on US base in Iraq

https://www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-middle-east-51842744

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/02/10/politics/traumatic-brain-injuries-iran-strike/index.html

You need to expand your knowledge of international events, it's not as simple as you paint it

alphaNomega:
I was enjoying your posts until you made reference to that Reno bassstard

Why is he a bassstard, just because he belongs to a different political ideology than your own, that's not fair. He is entitled to his own opinion in a democracy and criticism makes the country better as the criticized makes more effort to prove himself as better than the criticizer.

What do say about Funtua who owns oil blocks that belongs to all of us for free? Is he a goodstard?

What do you say about Buhari who allowed for multiple exchange rate that was manipulated by the likes of Funtua, does that make him a goodstard?

ASUU wants CBN, FIRS, NNPC, PPMC, PENCOM, PTDF etc where children of the CABAL work to be enrolled with them on IPPIS, but the Govt said NO and ASUU also said NO

How can the man who appointed Abba Kyari be asked to take his position, it's actually a demotion.
Issa Funtua owns a company called Bullet Construction which built the Federal Secretariat Complex in Abuja and other infrastructure, it was said that he was given open cheques by the military juntas in his contract awards, but he also employed thousands of workers in his company. The office of the Secretary to Govt of the Federation (SGF) is called Bullet House till date.
He is also among those who were dashed Oil Blocks for free in the Niger Delta.
He is the main financier of the CABAL and even tells Emefiele how much he wants CBN to sell Forex to him which former Emir Sanusi Lamido said he refused to join in that multiple exchange rate scheme. That's the kind of corruption that happens under this regime which Buhari with all his so called integrity cannot control.

Without sentiments this man knows what he is saying...

Miracle1991:
If kanu is alive let him come to Nigeria.
In igbo tradition every first born (male) must be present in his parents burial before any action can be taking.
Aaaah, no wonder the late kanu was not able to to attend his parents burial, now my eyes are open.
REST IN HELL. Ipob pig

Relax, even if an Igboman snatch your girlfriend it's not the end of life, don't commit suicide over Kanu matter like the man in Nasarawa whose wife was impregnated by another man

AudioNews:
Suen, Lalasticalala Mynth44

Wrong spelling of the MODs

Woleett:
When their yansh no dey stay one place. Now they are slaves in Lebanon . Tomorrow na the same idiots go call Nigeria zoo. When you treat your country like shit no one will ever respect you even ghana is planning to deport millions of Nigerians after Corona is over. I got information.

Now that it has been proven that she is Urhobo from Delta state how do you feel?

Lavisha:
Igob
amaka!

na Dem developers.

Ufuoma is Uhrobo from Delta state resident in Ibadan, were you thinking it was Ifeoma, change your reading glasses odeh!
And stop displaying stark ignorance about Nigerian names

Sctests:
Did anybody stop you from saying 'yoruba amaka', omoluabi etc?

There is nothing wrong in promoting and praising oneself, afterall your yoruba leaders and politicians pay millions to Fuji musicians like Kwam 1, Obesere, Pasuma etc to sing their praises and adulated them.

Now why is it a problem if an Igbo man does something praise-worthy, and he is hailed with 'Igbo amaka' adulations?

I noticed it many years ago here on NL, how the word 'Igbo amaka' became a cause for accusing Ndigbo of tribalism and victimization when it doesn't in any way insult yorubas or anyone else?

I've seen people with car stickers saying 'proudly yoruba', it doesn't take away anything from me as an Igbo man but why do some yorubas take offense when we say 'Igbo amaka'? If I put a car sticker saying 'proudly Igbo', some yorubas will definitely raise eyebrow and accuse me of 'tribalism'. But how does it in anyway insult them?

Is it because history has conditioned you to believe we Igbo must hate ourselves as a condition of gaining your acceptability in Nigeria because we lost a war against the British in 1970s?

Wake up my good friend, that narrative no longer holds.

I keep wondering why a lot of people here are bitter when Igbos celebrate one of their own by shouting Igbo Amaka. It's like they hate good news coming from Igbos. It means that Igbos are doing great despite all the hate and they should keep it up

Tundenoni:
So Okereke is not even her husband's name?
How can a right thinking man allow such?
Idahosa even sounds more sexy "Okereke" Nonsense "Okereke".

Please check the time, it's getting close to your medicine time

JasonJidenna:
"An enormous betrayal of trust"



There's something mysterious about that "Toto" community in Nassarawa, it's either they accept a banished traditional ruler or the inhabitants engage in all sorts of "Totorious" activities.


By the way, Is the reporter, LINUS OOTA a protege of Cyriacus?

They love stories from Nassarawa.

It's like Cyriacus has settled him as his apprentice. Na only wicked village stories them dey transmit

discusant:
MTN? Is it true that particular MTN subscribers are followed as they use mobile data and cut off at random, so that they subscribe more?

The thing Taya people, MTN seems to reaping us off no be today

Checkout this video on voice coaching


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4SW_xMueXU

Treborblue:
Which trade can I learn this year

There are plenty trades in your neighbourhood, think of one you can do with passion, I am planning to learn one trade now despite my several years of working experience in a big organisation.
The signs I am seeing in my place of work is not palatable, I have to start conditioning my mindset before the Corona thing is over, a lot of staff will be placed on redundancy and I don't know for how long.

EmekaMD:
Brutai and his men have been fighting Bokoharam for many years without any traceable improvements.

Chad soldiers pushed one major offensive and Bokoharam got dismantled.
Then Brutai immediately relocated to NE.
And today Shekarau wants to surrender, something that wasn't foreseeable until now.

My verdict is..

1. Chadian army has disbanded and weakened Bokoharam, and so Shekarau is at the verge of being captured. And his capture would exposed many grey areas including the sponsors to Bokoharam. So Brutai quickly goes in to do the capturing himself and make sure all that needed to be concealed are not exposed .

2. Another option is they'd have Shekarau turn himself in and be given first class treatment and eventually released as a repentant. We've seen lots of these already.

3. Worst case scenario he'd pretend Shekarau wants to surrender, and orders his soldiers to cease fire for negotiations. This would offer Shekarau more breathing space to recuperate and reorganize again. After all Bokoharam is a business venture Brutai and the elite north would never want to lose.

If you think I'm being pessimistic wait till time proves me wrong

Please correct Shekarau to Shekau. Good post

It's like your sister is using MTN, that's why Yellow snake follows her everywhere she goes

Pacesetter123:
But dey said it's meant for poor widows n not a wife to a well-to-do medical doctor.

In Igbo land they share things according to age and position in the community.
Don't be surprised to see Chiefs in the age range mentioned coming to collect their share of palliative and thereafter donating N1m to the Igwe to buy more.

I tell you one fact, if you say that the palliatives is only for poor people they won't come out to take it, Igbos are proud people who hate the word poverty no matter their present circumstances which they see as a passing phase in their lives.
If she is a woman leader and doesn't collect her share because she is rich, she will be termed as pompous by women in the community and could be voted out in the next Christian Women Association election
That's the unique nature of Igbo society.

You will be shocked to find multimillionaires quarreling and pulling off their clothes just because his junior picked kolanut not worth N50 before him in the community gathering

Wise men from the East, Igbos have amazed me during this crisis. Now I know why they survived the civil war, they help each other during serious crisis.

Iitathom:
I wonder why they must pprint their names onnit

Let them imprint their private parts on it as long as the people get food to eat people like me don't care

Without waiting for FG palliatives Igbo folks have been quite a lot to help their indigent citizens.
Here is Emeka Inyama Chairman of Abia Warriors Football Club donating food to communities in Umuahia

uba1991:
you are really in pain bro. Buhari already pass your father level. Nothing you can do. Sorry.....

Buhari already made your father poverty stricken with a wretched son of a bitch and there's nothing you can do. No sorry to waste from me

It's only a man with reputation that bothers about his reputation being battered.
Lai Mohammed has no credibility to protect

Turbo propeller plane to be delivered in 2021. Nonsense and ingredients, even Rebel Biafrans retrofitted similar aircraft in 1968 and used it to bomb Nigeria Army targets. Always celebrating mediocrity. Chadian soldiers destroyed all Boko Haram bases in Chad without waiting Tucano or F35 jets.

This Tucano fraud was used to grant Buhari audience to meet Trump at the white house during which Trump called him Lifeless person

BMC has not paid all of us at [b][/b], defending our Darling daddy with empty stomachs on Nairaland during this lockdown, its not easy at all
We don't even have leftover strength to reply Dino in this matter

Police should deal with the perverts who always strip women at every accusation and film it

Its time everyone stand up against perverts, last week in Auchi on this forum a woman was caught with her gang, only the woman was stripped of all her clothes.

Macphenson:
This is true, yesterday I went to buy yam from my aboki customer and the price was high, when I enquired from the aboki to know why the price was high, he told me that the police and other security agencies are seriously extorting them while bringing these foods stuff.

The concerned authorities should ld please do something about this.

The mentioned Southern part of the country, Police dare not try that rubbish here in the North.
Every IGP once appointed will start by making press release about dismantling of all road blocks, it has never been adhered to in the South