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labisibrass:
1 Treat any infection right now
2 Be so particular about pile. Spread your yansh, bend and cough in front of a trusted friend. That's the exact way they check for it
3. Make sure there's no discrepancies in all your documents. If any correct them now. Emphasis on the date of birth on your bvn and the one on your birth certificate.
4. Start jogging every morning so that your body can adapt to it easily, that's if you've not been doing it before.
5. Groom yourself on basic mathematics, use of English and current affairs.
6. Drink enough water. Start today.
7. Go with cash ,you will need it, not to sort anybody but for yourself.
8. Some things might appear to you like a joke when you are there, pse take nothing for granted.Be very very serious about it .Your destiny is in your hand bro.
Ask any question, I'll reply you. I'm busy right now

Thanks for this.

My interest is NN DSSC.But what I'm scared of is, service is only for 12-15 years.After that, I'll have to Start thinking what next to do with my life,what other career I can go into.By then age won't be on my side again...
This thought is what is holding me!

Surayj123:
U left Islam bcus u didn't have knowledge about Islam

Agreed!

But since you refused to counter me,it means I'm right!

motayoayinde:
HOW ABOUT YOUR "CHRISTIAN WEST" FORCING HOMOSEXUALITY DOWN THE WORLD'S THROAT?

HOW ABOUT YOUR "CHRISTIAN WEST" INVADING MUSLIM COUNTRIES, RAPING THEIR WOMAN, TERRORIZING THEIR MEN AND STEALING THEIR RESOURCES WITH BRUTE FORCE JUST BECAUSE THEY CAN?

HOW ABOUT YOUR CHRISTIAN WEST TURNING TO ATHEISTS, ABANDONING CHRISTIANITY IN DROVES, SO MUCH SO THAT THERE'S HARDLY ANY CHRISTIAN MAJORITY COUNTRY IN THE WEST TODAY?

HOW ABOUT REALIZING THAT ISLAM IS NOT YOUR PROBLEM BUT ATHEISM THAT'S THREATENING TO WIPE OUT YOUR RELIGION?

HOW ABOUT REALIZING THAT IN SPITE OF YOUR DESPICABLE PRESENCE HERE AND YOUR CHILDISH RANTS, ISLAM MARCHES ON AND IS AN UNSTOPPABLE FORCE?

Your post reeks of childishness such that, you hardly made a point.

1.Nobody is forcing homosexuality on anybody.All they want is their liberty to practice their sexual orientation.They are not telling anyone to join them.

2.This is a pure lie.Only an abnormal christian will live in a muslim country,let alone fighting them.The average muslim is hostile to non muslims,let alone a christians commiting such atrocities... They will behead them all in the twinkle of an eye!

3.What's your business with whoever decides to abandon christianity?How does that affect you?

4.You know nothing about atheism so don't use that word again!
Atheist don't believe in God,so they leave religion for those who believe in God.They have no business with religious folks.So I don't know where your school of thought is coming from.

5.I realized that but should it stop me from saying the truth?


As you can see,I successfully countered your insinuations.Unfortunately,you couldn't counter mine which proves me right!

motayoayinde:
THE LORD'S RESISTANCE ARMY (LRA) IS LURKING IN CENTRAL AND EASTERN AFRICAN FORESTS, RAPING WOMEN AND MAIMING MEN "FOR JESUS".

ARE THEY SPREADING PEACE ON YOUR BEHALF?
DO THEY REPRESENT CHRISTENDOM?

For every one(1) christian terrorist group you name,I will name ten(10) muslim terrorist groups.

Are you game?

motayoayinde:
YOU'RE VERY CORRECT.

IT'S BONDAGE FOR THE LAWLESS, LIARS AND THE IRRESPONSIBLE WHO SWEAR ON FALSE OATHS TO HURL INSULTS AT OTHERS FOR JUST NO REASON

Lol the fact that I have to even swear an oath before commenting on an islamic thread shows how deluded muslims are.
Do you swear any oath before commenting on a christian thread?

We are both right....it is a religion of bondage!

Clarkekent:
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We don't regard to them as Muslims, because they are going against the teachings of love that Islam promotes.
Their actions are condemned by Islam and Muslims.

Read this sir:

Quran 8:12

I will cast terror into the hearts of those who disbelieve So strike above the necks and strike off every fingertip of theirs

Quran 9:29

Fight those who believe not in Allah nor the Last Day, nor hold that forbidden which hath been forbidden by Allah and His Messenger, nor acknowledge the religion of Truth, (even if they are) of the People of the Book, until they pay the Jizya with willing submission, and feel themselves subdued.


Quran 47:4

So, when you meet (in fight Jihad in Allah's Cause), those who disbelieve smite at their necks till when you have killed and wounded many of them, then bind a bond firmly (on them, i.e. take them as captives). Thereafter (is the time) either for generosity (i.e. free them without ransom), or ransom (according to what benefits Islam), until the war lays down its burden. Thus [you are ordered by Allah to continue in carrying out Jihad against the disbelievers till they embrace Islam (i.e. are saved from the punishment in the Hell-fire) or at least come under your protection], but if it had been Allah's Will, He Himself could certainly have punished them (without you). But (He lets you fight), in order to test you, some with others. But those who are killed in the Way of Allah, He will never let their deeds be lost

Quran 8:39

And fight them until there is no fitnah and [until] the religion (Islam), all of it, is for Allah.

Muhammad is a TERRORIST

Musnad Ahmad 215

It was narrated that 'Umar said:

If I live, in sha Allah, I shall certainly expel the Jews and Christians from the Arabian Peninsula.


Sahih Muslim 2167 a

Abu Huraira reported Allah's Messenger (ﷺ) as saying:

Do not greet the Jews and the Christians before they greet you and when you meet any one of them on the roads force him to go to the narrowest part of it.



Sunan Abi Dawud 4356

Abu Burdah said:

A man who turned back from Islam was brought to Abu Musa. He invited him to repent for twenty days or about so. Muadh then came and invited him (to embrace Islam) but he refused. So he was beheaded



Quran 47:35

Mohsin Khan: SO BE NOT WEAK AND ASK NOT FOR PEACE (from the enemies of Islam), while you are having the upper hand. ALLAH IS WITH YOU, and will never decrease

Surayj123:
Everything u type is rubbish, if u have knowledge about someone else religion then why are u ignorant about yours,

Like or hate Islam is here to stay, irrespective of what u think about ISLAM

If I am wrong,counter me!
Why did you think I left islam

Surayj123:
U should be ashamed of ur self

If I am wrong, counter me!

Gbajure:
Bondage indeed. But u that donates ur wife for church night vigils, for weed to part with ur heard erned money as tithe is not in Bondage o

Vigil is not compulsory.When you feel the need to, you can do it...even inside your house.There is no place that says you must attend vigil in the bible.

Tithe is also neccesary but not compulsory.

ephemerallife:
How can a sane person utter this lengthy gibberish with pride and confidence. Your mumu is congenital and legendary. You really need help

If you are sane too,you would have countered what I typed.
Since you couldn't,that means I was right!

Abasstoheeb:
A Muslims cant do such
We Muslims condemn that
They're only blackmailing religion

You may be right sir.
But sir,are you trying to say the terrorists that do that are not muslim?
Even their actions are condemned by islam?

Rashduct4luv:
Alhamdulillah for the religion of truth!

Know Islam know Peace!
No Islam No peace!

Exactly the way ISWAP,Boko haram,Taliban,Al qaeda,ISIS,ISIL K,Al shabaab e.t.c are making peace by terrorizing the world!!!

Bimpe29:
QUESTIONS;
When does one stop eating during sahur (pre-dawn meal)? When does one start eating after fasting? During sahur, if one hears the Adhan but still has a piece of food in his hand, is he allowed to finish it?

ANSWERS;

Sheikh Ahmad Kutty

In the Name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful.

All praise and thanks are due to Allah, and peace and blessings be upon His Messenger.

In this fatwa:

1- Allah has permitted the fasting person to eat and drink until dawn comes. He, Most High, says: {… and eat and drink until the white thread becometh distinct to you from the black thread of the dawn …} (Al-Baqarah 2:187)

2- However, it is preferable that the fasting person stops eating and drinking a few minutes before dawn.

In his response to the question, Sheikh Ahmad Kutty, a senior lecturer and Islamic scholar at the Islamic Institute of Toronto, Ontario, Canada, states:

There are two times to eating during sahur (pre-dawn meal), namely a preferred time and a permitted time. Preferred time to stop eating is ten minutes before Fajr time. So if the Fajr time is 6:12 a.m., one should stop eating around 6:02a.m.

Permitted time for eating sahur, however, extends up to 6:12 a.m., after which time it is considered unlawful. Therefore, if anyone deliberately did so, the fast is considered broken.

We have reports from the Prophet’s Companions that they finished sahur meal with the Prophet (peace be upon him) and after having done so they still had enough time to finish reading fifty verses of the Quran before Fajr. The estimated time for such reading is ten minutes.

However, as mentioned earlier, the permitted time for sahur can extend up to the time of Fajr. If the Adhan (call to prayer) is called on time, that is the final cut off point for sahur.

But if, on the contrary, the Adhan is called after the time of Fajr has started, then the real time to consider is not the time of Adhan; rather one must consider the time as posted in the time-table.

Supposing that the Adhan is called on time, and one still has a piece of food in his hands, he is better advised not to consume it; he may, however, swallow what is already in his mouth.

As for the question when is one supposed to start eating while breaking fast, the answer is: One should break the fast as soon as the sun has set, without delay.

The Prophet’s Sunnah is not to delay fast breaking. He said that his Ummah will continue to enjoy blessings of Allah so long as they break their fast as soon as the sun has set without further delay.

The Prophet used to break his fast on a few dates and water; then he would stand for Maghrib; he would take the regular meal only after the Prayer.

Almighty Allah knows best.

So I can't eat anytime I like?
Religion of bondage!!

Lukgaf:
“And never say of anything, ‘I will definitely do this tomorrow,’ without adding, ‘if Allah so wills!’” (al-Kahf: 23-24)



Abu Awzaa'ee Abdus-Salaam al-Makki al-Hanbali

How about saying Allahu Akbar when you want to kill innocent people?

Why have these guys not been wiped off earth's surface?

Ladycewhy:
Mistake? So the 80% of ladies in his survey are not people's family members? .


You don't go throwing stones in the market place ,it just might hit your mother.

You believed what he said hook,line and sinker?
He was only being sarcastic that what why he said "don't ask me how I know".

Ladycewhy:
lol bad mouth, wetin you wan talk wey we never see for nairaland before. Mr statistician ,tell us na 80% surveyor of stretch marks.

It's wrong to involve one's family members in things like this.
Accept your mistake, apologize and move on...It doesn't make you less of a human.

PrimadonnaO:
People talking about creams.

Stretch marks aren't only a function of creams used on the skin.

Kid sis started having stretch marks on her breasts abd thighs from when she was 12, thereabout.

A child that was exclusively using pears baby oil and joy soap.

Stretch marks are hereditary from observation...

Sometimes, too, they're a function of growth spurts... or fluctuating weight.

Then there's also the cosmetic effect.


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People should learn to read and move on when they don't have anything reasonable or knowledgeable to say.


Men also have stretchmarks.

On the bum, behind the knees, around the armpit.

Even really slim people.

Different skin types and their attendant features

I have on my inner thigh,my lower back and the area linking my arm to my chest.Not thick but visible.

Na bad thing I inherit o

Mrscarter:
Being behind wont stop a bullet tho lol

From sex style to bullet... issorite

BarrElChapo:
Are you stupid or something ? Is everything a joke to you.. girl grow the fvck up with this your badly constructed sentence. Ezi

She comes off as a teenager to me hence,I started to ignore her.
After getting married to a MALE and giving birth to MALES, she'll look back and laugh at her folly as a teen.

The FutureIsFemale but you actually need a MALE to reproduce...

maureensylvia:
My mom is on nairaland
I feel awkward when she reads them

Oh mehn!

maureensylvia:
Damn!
You're too raw... Smh

Most of us are adults and it's something many of us do,it's no biggie

RealLordZeus:
D

1 + 1/2 = 2/2 =1

Arise001:
D

Go school,you say na ashawo house you wan go

joyjonathan:
Remember that any raise to power zero is 1,so therefore
(1+1)/1= 1
Ans is 1 (D)

1 + 1 divided by 1 is 1??
Collect your school fees from all your schools and sue their ass!

NLPoliceWoman:
The police that gives us a bad name.
He should face the consequences of his actions.
I wish I know him at the command.
I wish he is based in Lagos.
He would have been dealt with adequately.
No time for nonsense or abating of crime.
He is on his on.

I wish I wish!

The ones happening in Lagos,what did you do?

siofra:
Okay. We know you're blinded by hate and stupidity sir. But we didn't know it was this bad.

He likes you already!

Denique:
No, not me. Another member, I suppose.

Are you whinning me ni
Are you not Ade***e?

Debra911:
Then you've been chatting with the dumb and less productive ones

Same goes for you.