₦airaland Forum

EmmySparky:
Brother I am currently working on that...would leave this year by God's grace...I need to upgrade my connect...besides what part of the world do u reside

And you said you need money,yet you are moving out this year
You are a money man already na


May your wishes come to pass!

Bifwoli:
Just $36,000 is a lot of money ? Wow , you need to move out of Nigeria asap.

Isn't it money one will use to move out?

somadinho10:
I already know a woman over there

You know a woman there.An Israeli or Nigerian?

felong:
Hello all, I want to relocate to USA I have some money in account, roughly about 15m, (naira) what's the best visa you feel I should apply for. My elder brother is there (Texas) although he isn't the one sponsoring me, I'm sponsoring myself, I'm just kinda a novice in the whole migration process. I'll be happy if I get positive answers here.

There are actually numerous ways you can use.You said you have 15m right?
My concern is,where people dey see money??

ednut1:
Are you fighting with your brother

They are forming for each other

somadinho10:
I would love to relocate to Israel for greener pastures,can anyone here who has experience help out about the country in general and How one can obtain visa

Wetin una dey find kaakiri sef?

You speak hebrew?No!
So how do you intend to work when you can't even communicate.

Target asia bro.Or south america or scandinavian countries.They have more job prospects.
But be prepared to learn the language.

UBGGA:
Introversion is just perfect until you are married and your in-laws are extroverts.

Imagine having to be called at least three times weekly for small talks, "I just called to say hello and check on you", oh how I despise
phone calls. My in-laws are the nicest people I ever met, but, arrrrrggggggh, those constant phone calls, bonding, coming over to my space, and the expectations of me in theirs for every family event or just to visit.

I wish I was as social as they wanted, Lord knows my mother-in-law in all of her kindness and open-mindedness deserves an extroverted daughter-in-law.

Your hubby can do the trick of stylishly letting them know you are an introvert.

tensazangetsu20:
It's compulsory to get certified especially as a newbie. Pardot cost around 15000 USD a month to get so someoen spending so much on that stuff needs to get someone that really knows their shit and certification is one way to proof the knowledge even when you have no experience.

Thanks.Hubspot certification is free.Cool!
But pardot is about $200,ama leave that for now.

Can I freelance with it on upwork?

tensazangetsu20:
Brush up on the HTML and CSS and see if the laptop will run JavaScript. If it does run JavaScript you can pick it up but I don't know if it will run any JavaScript framework as those things start to consume a lot of memory when you code. If you know HTML, CSS and JavaScript you can look for remote roles as a HTML email developer. Add pardot or HubSpot to it. You can continue to react when you have gotten a new laptop.

Also I researched about pardot and hubspot and was seeing certifications here and there
Is it compulsory to be certified?

Can I freelance with it on the likes of upwork??

tensazangetsu20:
Brush up on the HTML and CSS and see if the laptop will run JavaScript. If it does run JavaScript you can pick it up but I don't know if it will run any JavaScript framework as those things start to consume a lot of memory when you code. If you know HTML, CSS and JavaScript you can look for remote roles as a HTML email developer. Add pardot or HubSpot to it. You can continue to react when you have gotten a new laptop.

Insightful!
Thanks a lot.I will try that out.

tensazangetsu20:
Learn digital marketing and then move on to marketing automation using tools like HubSpot and pardot. I won't recommend coding because of the mini laptop you will be frustrated.

I am in same dilemma now.
1.I learnt html,css and was still at basic js when the laptop was withdrawn from me.
2.I completed the Google digital marketing course.Though it is basic but I have access to udemy courses.
3.I am left with an old hp mini laptop (has manageable issues)


Should I continue learning web dev with this mini laptop (brush up on html and css, continue js) ?? OR
Should I learn digital marketing??

Ps:
-I rely on my parents as an undergraduate.
-Coding is my goal for the future.

ugohdignity111:
Who virgin help?
But if there is anything like that among guys, then I'm still a virgin.

Ugohvirginity111

Pheew!

I also want to learn

aieromon:
Dying and being displaced where?
Travel more often and open your mind to learn, unlearn and relearn.

If you can't travel, at least learn from threads such as this.

I know countless soldiers who lost their lives in Borno such that I got tired of seeing graphic pictures and typing RIP.
The ones that survive tell tales of situation of things(incessant attacks and casualties on civilians too)...I lived in the barracks so what do you expect?


If a street is being taunted by armed robbers,some will pack out,some will still sleep at night and hope nothing bad happens,police services might be used.Not everyone will desert the street.
Same way people go about their daily businesses in Borno does not mean real shii don't happen there..

Even the media does not know how things have degenerated,incase you rely on the media!

Modified:
I should travel to a war zone?
You can lead to Baga,Munguno,Metele,Kaffa,e.t.c

aieromon:
Media tends to over stretch the news sometimes. You will be amazed at the large number of people living and hustling in Maiduguri.

You'll be amazed at the large number of the people and the soldiers dying and being displaced almost everyday there!

fergie001:
Nigeria’s Attorney-General of the Federation and Minister of Justice, Abubakar Malami has deactivated his Twitter account.




Abubakar Malami SAN

How was he able to access twitter to be able to deactivate it?

pansophist:
Pareto principle my friend, just like with everything. Most men want to marry a woman that looks like a model, doesn't mean they marry such women.

Same with hypergamy, Most women have a dream man in their head, but most don't marry their kind of men. Infact most women settle, and are not with the men they truly want.

Utilizing the principle: 80% of women have a dream man in their head but only 20% actually marry the said dream man!

spendoon:
tensazangetsu20

Hello Sir!

I have been following your posts and comments on NL . I have been doing some researchs for about two months now, and I have come to the conclusion that most of the things you said are right.

I was 17 when I started learning how to code last year during my 100 level, I am good with HTML and I know the basics of CSS but had to stop when I realised almost everyone was into web development not to even talk of the Pakistans and indians on the global market.

I decided to go for content writing on Fiverr and upwork which I started making money this year, and my mom was very proud of me because those funds were of good use at home as she is the bread winner of the family (lost my dad I few years back). So after much thought I decided to divert and go for programming which has been my dream since childhood but the web dev nich isn't easy until I saw one of your posts some months back and decided to do the research myself.

Those guys in the platform nich are really making money on places like thereforet, codecanyon and Shopify app store, the worst of all is I don't even see people talking much about it. Now I have decide to learn WordPress dev before I clock 19 next year January, I'm currently on PHP but time isn't by my side because I want  also learn Shopify and Magento by 20.

The fact that you learned coding in 6 months and got a job within that time frame even energizes me more.

Sir, I would appreciate it, if we could share contacts so you would be my guardian in this journey, I am not saying you should teach me because you have once said you don't have time to teach, but at least guide me through the journey with your experience, everything about you inspires me to do more and more.

Thanks.

Can't you type this on one of his web dev threads?

You are derailing.

prettyheart:
Many people have dirty past. Some have done crazy things. Some have slept with alot of people, some have several abortions, some were molested or raped. Especially for guys, when you meet a lady you love with dirty past, you are to love her so much, even if she has slept with many guys or aborted. You duty is to love her so much so that she can heal from her past or feel whole in the soul.

When the innocent guy marries her and they are finding it hard to conceive due to her countless abortions.
Or she infects him with STDs.
Or she develops fibroid due to excessive usage of contraceptives.

Then you'll know that one's past can affect one's future!



Live your life well now,So you won't bother about it when it becomes past!

modupe130:
sad

What is sad?

RuudVanNisteroy:
From the Nigerians I have encountered abroad; they were able to japa through looted government funds, money earned working for oil companies,banks and earnings from their private businesses.

Actually true!

God will guide me.
I won't reach age 25 before I travel abroad Amen!

Where people they see money to japa?

Still an undergraduate but I always wonder where I will get the millions when the time comes.
How many years will it take me to save up to the millions when there are virtually no jobs?
Even now sef,my account balance is looking one kain lol




But why wasn't I born abroad? (Automatic citizenship)

Jamesrock:
You may not understand

I intentionally followed up till this level.Accept that your earlier statement is technically impossible.

If you sell bikes on twitter and you have the HIGHEST market share.Mr Buha sells bikes on twitter too but he has the LEAST market share.

On nairaland,you come to say "I sell bikes on twitter". Mr Buha(with a different NL moniker) comes to NL too to say " I sell bikes on twitter "

Of what difference will it make? We will only know two bike vendors on twitter are on NL.Their username name will be unknown, their anonymity remains the same.Their market share will be unknown too.
Only a witch or wizard will know you just from what you claim you sell online!

Jamesrock:
But some have more market share than the other.

Yes...

How are we to know the one with the highest market share by just knowing what they sell?