₦airaland Forum

Happy deathday Desmond idiotttt

Useless idiatttttttt
Used to look up to you , I never knew you had no single love of Nigeria in your heart

Lights up my kpoli in peace

Zzor:
how have you been

Awwwn my dear Zzor I'm always good

Haven't seen your comment for a while , what's up with ya ?

newguy1:
hit me up bro I need some info on Abu Dhabi relocation pls

WhatsApp me on

plus, nine , seven , one , 527 one, six , five , 5, 3, one

Unknown31:
Negative Effect None
Positive Effect Many

Explain pls

V.I. That's it

No erosion problems
Every islander will tell you V.I is where you spend your money because there are better places to enjoy yourself in V.I than lekki

Lekki is best for living and v.i is best for business line clubbing and anything that has to do with enjoyment

You don't expect most lekki residents to ball in the same lekki
Most of them always move to V.i to enjoy themselves for privacy


Lights up my kpoli in peace

ORIENTATION101:
Sunday igboho has offended all 201 dieties of Yorubaland , Cos that's what ooni represent.since he cant learn how to speak to elders, he will be taught a bitter lesson.
Any masquerade that sees himself like a God will be stripped Naked in the market place

He posseses all these powers and the fulanis are using his people for berbeque

I hate people who eulogize voodoo and tradition, it portrays theirs level of thinking , you must like alcohol cuz drunkards don't think

Machala

Except Tottenham they mad naim Dem no go beat Chelsea I will comfortably watch the match and even bet some dirhams today

Anyone in Abu Dhabi let's hook up and watch together

Lights up my kpoli in peace. GGMU

Emperormartin:
Weldone sir!!!
My Respect!!!

Same here sir

sharpwriter:
Bros. I sent you a PM please check sir.

Ok sir

Emperormartin:
You don't sound like an ordinary Nigerian...

I'm an ordinary Nigerian , it's called HUMANITY

That's what Islam stands for PEACE

All these bandits aren't Muslims , a true Muslim will never take another's life when he can't create one

God save Nigeria my unchosen country of regrets cuz na Canadian I suppose come from or U.S

Lights up my kpoli in peace

Buhari is to be blamed for all of these

I remember visiting Offa years back, like play small girl don hold my shirt dey ask for money, me sef shock

Did the usual she left and she was happy
Let's not call them lazy, if there's any way you can put a smile on their faces just do it and your reward is in heaven
Most of these beggars didn't wish for to end up begging , it's due to circumstances and the bad government

Even in the states there are beggars too , even in Canada same thing

I think it's high time we forget about seeking help from the government to help the masses
If Nigerians can open a fundme account for BBNAIJA participants why can't we do the same for these needy ones

I have a suggestion OP is there a way we can get a land in a good environment in kwara state where most of these beggars can easily access , I'll pay for the land price , so we'll build up a good and comfortable place where more cooks will be employed , even if it's just two times meals on a daily basis that will help

I'm sure when that continues the govt can troop in and support
Cuz in Nigeria if you don't start something no one will care until you put some effort
I'm not gonna make any donation to anyone cuz of trust issues , I'll personally be there or send someone there to supervise , let's have a world of ordinary people, living life the way God wants us to
If we have a world of ordinary people, extraordinary things will happen to me and you


Lights up my kpoli in peace

Jennycoolz:
My dear leave @Dreyton36 that man is always on cruise here on NL I can bet he's high while typing all of that
If u go through his posts you'll realize he's always smoking lol

Wahala for who take me serious o

Lights up my kpoli in peace

Roadsidetaylaw:
Any updat i dey run military job bt i need strong hand 2 put me through

Mk o drop my numba mk u message me
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Am I a Yahoo you?

I SWEAR MAN YOU NO GO SEE

Despite the heavy makeup you still look dry
Be like wetin Yahoo boy don use take plus

Omo no be say I dey wish you bad oo

But you no fit see man Sha , men are not cheap go ur village go hustle husband wey they sell palm wine , when you still dey ur teen wetin u use am do

If you be man you go gree make your brother marry woman wey resemble u Fear God AUNTY




Lights up my kpoli in peace

Chii59:
Cry me a river.

Make married man cry u a river with 4 sweet brilliant kids
Na you get problem with menopause , imagine say babe they hustle husband for nairaland, no worry I go use different account woo you , make I con post ur vid for this forum
Wetin u do with your teenage days you go tell us
When u still dey useful u dey do shakara for boys , now na you dey hustle men for social media

U NO GO SEE

Lights up my kpoli in peace

Chii59:
And you think you've made sense ba?

Husband they easy to find naim u dey search for an online?

Fat people and low self esteem are 5&6
There's nothing sexy or charming about fat people tufiakwa
Slim girls are bae

Madam slim down make man see you marry
How your husband go take carry you on wedding day

No they come social media that fight who no get your time anytime gbola hungry you

Lights up my kpoli in peace

Roadsidetaylaw:
Boss
Hi

Boss hi

jcmaiah:
lol, mumu, I will buy original origin make your head cool

Oh origin bitters that's alcohol , now I see why ur surname is urchin
Real nighas like us don't take alcohol , we're stoners
Drunkards don't think , stoners do

My last reply , I'm sure you've enjoyed the few hours gawme already from my replies , stay safe kid I love u

ProveThemWrong:
my chief I just de see you mention, I go hustle for area. Make we yarn for email nah, as e take be for me I just wan start for the small ones, street got levels, at least if man pick I go move reach that level weh you talk, I created insta yesterday, but i never get followers... Anyhow,, make I start somewhere boss

When you're buoyant email me no long cap

jcmaiah:
Lol.. Now I am certain you are verified lunatic!

That's right Mr Urchin maiah

Lights up my kpoli in peace

First of all she's not your brother's boyfriend it's just his turn

Secondly your brother is a simp

Thirdly na that girl go kill am if he no take time

Fourthly your brother no even get the liver to tell am say NO

fifthly you're not to be blamed , yeah you shouldn't have said she's got a bad life , that's not right to say
You only tried standing out for your brother but he doesn't deserve it , else a bitchhh can't insult you and your own blood brother will still support her actions

Sixthly just they avoid that girl by all means , no mind people wey say make u mind ur business

Na mind ur business make thief go they Rob person for daylight and people go just Waka pass and many people go just die Sara


Lights up my kpoli in peace

jcmaiah:
You are an idiot to ask me my surname. Another reason to prove you are senseless. Shift make I see road

Ah u don vex already?

U said your surname is urchin , so I said I didn't ask you naw

This small boy sef , u don already dey insult ur Papa
Na this kind attitude kill my uncle

Mr Urchin jcmaiah wasted sperm of a son

I get ur time agbero

Na a whole 2yrs you they call JUST

In two year of buhari's regime you no know how many people wey don die ?
You no know how many lie Mr Lai Mohammed don lie ?
You no know how many girls Yahoo boys Don take do ritual ?
You no know how many Belle girls don commot?

If I want pack and in 4 months time I never get am , that means wahala naked follow me be that

See how you be like pikin wey devil train


Lights up my kpoli in peace

DonXavi:
It is southerners that sells alcohol in the north and these good for nothing northerners are busy destroying people’s livelihoods. When a cow is killed in the south they will start foaming from the mouth. This is just one example of the imbalance in the Zoo. They keep telling you they want unity, one Nigeria and such other empty slogans yet they are busy showing you who owns the country. Foolish politicians in the south can’t say a word.

Bros calm down u go like beer o

jcmaiah:
Urchin

Urchin I ask for you surname

Speedy recovery man

The only male actors I know they have good money in bulk are
I.k ogbonna
Jim iyke
Zubby Michael the picker
Alex ekubor
Bolanle ninalowo

And few others

But you see those female actress as long as say Instagram and Twitter dey and cream never finish for market , and as long as say man must they hornyyyyy , konji must catch man gbola
Them no dey broke , but to donate one naira na yawa

Fake love industry


Lights up my kpoli in peace and God sef go punish buhari

Everything about Buhari's government plus his family and friends and followers and workers and side chicks are failures
Bubu has failed and sank this country and he knows that himself, that's why he said "only God can save this country "
Imagine hospitals rejecting a slipped patient with an open head
If na Buhari pikin even by 2Am doctor go run come hospital attend to am with full concentration

Nor let anybody deceive u oooo
If u get opportunity take japa commot naija abeg move oo , in fact no come back until you don build at least three houses for naija , get like 7 different booming businesses here , and be able to afford well trained securities to secure you and your families from buhari and his Fulani brothers and followers

Naija is a dream killing country , many men don wreckle , na clothes dey cover their body
Supposing problem dey show for face , fear no go let anybody ask him neighbour for Maggi and salt and matches
That time u go they see only one man head go they show
House rent
Wife promiscuity
Husband promiscuity
Light bill
Lawma bill (waste bill)
School fees
ASUU strike wahala
Debt from online loan
Debt from bank loan
Debt from neighbour
Bet9ja virtual gbese
Gas don finish
Wife chop money
No food for house
My game don cut
No money for transport
No fuel for motor

Omo see ehn even buhari sef know say God must punish am , step down u no gree , help us you no help , u dey kill more more
Peaceful protesters don go like that
He don use him Fulani gbola nack Aisha sotay she japa comot naija go unknown location

A president that can't visit the family of dead peaceful protesters but will spend days in Daura with cows
I they pray make God no kill buhari yet , Las Las men go use am count normal scores


R.I.P handsome young lad , na person Future husband just waste so
Na one family don loose their breadwinner so
Na one innocent mother don they cry in pains so
And na people wey also get their own problems go still they calm the woman make she nor cry chai

LIGHTS UP MY KPOLI IN PREMIUM PEACE