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Kingwizzy16:
She make brain sha


I don't insult beautiful ladies concerning sex related issues because I'm not a saint

Nobody holy pass but the generalisation is the back breaker. If she had said that she does that and it's her own thing and she doesn't advice anybody to follow her then it won't mean much. But for her to put all women even hardworking decent ones in her tab na idiot way she be

donstan18:
Both the story teller and her friend are very stupid. My only annoyance is that the yoruba guy didn't fvck the two friends hardly.

It's no longer 'Men are scum', it's now 'Yoruba men are scum'. She actually tagged it Yoruba so as to get support from some tribal bigotic men from other tribes, but sorry to disappoint her as an IGBO guy, I refused be deceived by a typical Nigerian lady with her method of gaining sympathy and playing victim.

You left your german(African) guy without minding how heartbroken he was, without minding what he tagged Nigerian women, without minding the disgrace and embarrassment you caused him before his people, and here you are forming victim of a Yoruba demonic angel..... You both are simply mad.


All I need is an opportunity to be that German guy now, i'll accept you back, come for introduction for marriage, then promise to build a new house for your parents by removing the roof of their house and then run away.

You dare not eat your cake and have it!
Nigerian hoes must be humble and loyal!
Bitches must learn to close their legs!
Nice guys must be valued by hoes!
Bad guyz must be praised for their dope doings.

C'omon will you both get d'fvck outta here.

For her to be crying the yoruba guy must have collected. I pity the german guy.

Segzee1:
Help! My Husband Wants to Divorce me because I am not a Virgin

Hello friends,

Please, I want you to help my friend.

She is currently in a big trouble and if she doesn’t take care of her marriage of two weeks, it will crash.

It all happened that she lied to her fiance then (now husband) that she is a virgin.

According to her, she said that when they first met one of the questions her husband (then fiance) asked was if she was a virgin and because she saw the serious look on him and she didn’t want to lose him, she lied.

When I asked her why she lied, she said that when her husband eventually finds out in marriage, she would beg her husband for forgiveness.

But things did not work out as she had planned for her husband has given her 7 days ultimatum to pack out.

Everyone has begged her husband including me but he didn’t listen to our pleading. He believed that if she can come up with such big lie then she is capable of killing him one day.

Now, a marriage of just two weeks after 2 years courtship is about to crash.

Please, friends, I need your advice on this issue

https://dailyfamily.ng/help-husband-wants-divorce-not-virgin/

When u take marriage as it all in all it tends to be a problem

lacasera14:
Well, Well, Well, Enugu has been one place I've been wanting to visit for so long after the hype occasioned by sheer bigotry and sentiments by the Igbos. To say I was disappointed would be an understatement, I was raged filled at how people could celebrate mediocrity this far in the 21st century. Enugu was just an average city filled with annoying red earth and dusts all over. What's so special? nothing. Independence layout, new haven, trans ekulu, G.r.a, ziks avenue, okpara avenue, ogui road, emene, presidential road, all this places just seemed like what it's like in owerri, which I think the area around concord beats this places by far. Gosh, I couldn't wait to return back to Lagos. Almost every taxi is for hire, buses everywhere including 18th century lorries. Omo the only thing I enjoyed about the town is their shoprite, everything else was just annoying. how can a whole tribe be wrong? anybody that ever says Enugu is more developed than Ibadan or Port Harcourt is hereby declared a fool. Damn it!.

U are obviously more silly than the people who told u Enugu was a paradise

Blackfire:
On behalf of delta boys we reject her ...


We give her to yoruba demons and igbo archangels.

Chai we reject. Twufiakia!
On behalf of Igbo archangels we pass her over to Yoruba demons, hausas, efiks, igalans and the rest of the respective ethnic groups

emmalezdigital:
https://www.reportnaija.ng/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/BELLO-1.jpg
Kogi State Governor Yahaya Bello, has said his support for President Muhammadu Buhari remain unshaken and would do anything for the President if he so request.

Bello said this while reacting to President Buhari’s advise against extending the tenure elongation of National Working Committee (NWC) of the All Progressives Congress (APC).

According to him, “I am an ardent supporter of President Muhammadu Buhari, who has said that we must stick to the 1999 Constitution and APC Constitution. If Buhari asks me to jump into fire, I will not hesitate to jump into it.”

On why he earlier backed Chief John Oyegun to elongate the tenure elongation, he said:

“They are saying that I have problem with Asiwaju Bola Tinubu; that is why I supported tenure elongation.

“I have no problem with Asiwaju, he is my leader. And President Buhari is the leader of all. I was supporting you (Oyegun and NWC) but we have to hold National Convention.”

source
https://www.reportnaija.ng/2018/04/05/if-president-buhari-asks-me-to-jump-into-fire-i-will-not-hesitate-says-yahaya-bello/

Then u be big iti boribo

quentin06:
which make?

Nissan juke 2014 model

quentin06:
@drnoel, FYI closed systems have proven to be a bad idea, how do you design auto gearbox and engines without dipsticks, or drain plugs.

its stupid engineering that pays the makers of these vehicles, sensors are prone to fail as they succumb to the elements.

as for me checking my dipsticks is the way to go, makes me understand my ride better.

Still I haven't changed any oil on my wife's car since I bought it and the car is going on 3 years now.

Sirjamo:
They'd rather listen to a confirmed junkie (FFK) than a detribalize leader like you

Cos u don't know d man. If u did, u will hate him too

mymotong:
Cars need a ton of maintenance to keep running smoothly. The easiest thing anyone can do is check the fluids to ensure your car stays healthy. With that in mind, here are the five fluids you should check on a regular basis.

A large chunk of your car’s maintenance is preventative and regardless of your skill level pretty much anyone who can lift a hood can check the fluids. Doing so on a regular basis keeps your car running well and your repair costs down. Knowing the basics also empowers you so that when you’re getting any maintenance on your car you’re not swindled into flushing and replacing a bunch of fluids that don’t need it.

All you need to know is where to look and what to look for. We’re often told to “check your fluids often,” but let’s take a look at what “often” actually means. Keep in mind that every car’s a little different, but the below dates should apply pretty universally.

Engine Oil
Chances are, the first thing you ever learned about on your first car was how to check your oil. You have to do this in every car and pretty much every car has the same basic process to check it.

In most cars, you just need to pop up your hood, find the oil dipstick, pull it out, and wipe it down. Repeat that again and you’ll have your oil level. If it’s in the safe level, continue on your merry way. If it’s not, you need to add more. Depending on the age of the car, you may or may not need to add oil pretty often. If your car burns through a lot of oil, it’s worth going to a mechanic.

How often to check it: It was once recommended that you check your oil every time you fill up with gas, but with most modern cars you’re safe checking it once a month.
How often to replace it: This depends on the car, manufacturer, and year. The “3,000 miles or every six months” saying doesn’t really apply any more. Instead, check your owner’s manual for the manufacturer’s recommendations for changing your engine oil.

Transmission Fluid
Your transmission fluid is what keeps the gears on your car moving smoothly. You can check your transmission fluid the same way as your engine oil, except the car should be running when you do it. Unlike your engine oil, transmission fluid is part of a closed system, so it should never be low. If it is, take it into a mechanic. Instead of volume, you’re looking at the quality of the fluid. The fluid should be red and not smell burned. If the fluid is brown or smells burnt, it’s time to replace it.

How often to check it: Monthly.
How often to replace it: This varies from car to car and depends on transmission type, but it’s typically between every 50,000-100,000 miles.

Coolant
As the name implies, coolant, aka antifreeze, keeps your car running cool. If you ever run low on coolant, your car’s probably going to overheat. The coolant is inside you radiator and you can typically check it by simply removing the radiator cap when the car is cool (never check it when it’s hot or your car is running) and looking inside. Once you remove the cap you should see a line the coolant should come up to. If it’s low, you can add more, but make sure you add the same type of coolant currently in the car.

ALSO READ 10 Bad Habits That Damage Your Car
How often to check it: At least twice yearly: once before summer and again before winter But it’s easy enough to glance at whenever you pop open your hood.
How often to replace it: Every 2-3 years.

Brake Fluid
Just like your transmission, your brake fluid is part of a closed system so you shouldn’t ever be low on it. That said, it’s still worth checking to make sure it’s clean. Brake fluid keeps your brakes working properly, so if they ever feel a little off, checking your brake fluid is usually the first step. You can do this by checking the brake fluid reservoir on the driver side of your car. You can usually check the level just by looking at the outside of the container. The fluid should be a golden color. If it’s brown, it’s time to replace it.

How often to check it: When you change your oil.
How often to replace it: Every 2 years.

Power Steering Fluid
Your power steering fluid helps keeps your steering smooth and easy. When the power steering fluid starts to get low, you might feel a “creaking” in the steering wheel or hear some weird sounds. To check it, all you need to do is pop the hood and find the reservoir. Usually you can check it visually by looking at the reservoir. Power steering fluid doesn’t usually drop too much, so if it’s low, it’s worth taking your car into a mechanic or looking for a leak.

How often to check it: Once a month.
How often to replace it: Between 50,000 miles and never. Typically speaking, most car manuals recommend keeping the power steering fluid levels topped off, but you’ll rarely need to flush and replace it. Double check your owner’s manual to make sure you can ignore yours.

So, set up those calendar reminders and make those notes. If you’re checking your car’s fluids regularly it’ll last a heck of a lot longer.


More: https://mymoto.com.ng/five-fluids-you-should-check-to-keep-your-car-running-smoothly/

That's for all cars. All these new cars with closed systems. U don't check nada probably only the whipper fluid.

rane06:
Women are stronger than men. Fact

Fact

IamAirforce1:
So My pregnant girl friend told me, "baby I always want to vormit everytime I taste foods, please get me only fruits" so I put big boy aside and hit the fruits stands to get her quality friuits worth over N20k.

I love my baby and I will always be close to her now she needed me most, these I promise.

Below are fruits I bought for her to keep shape.

I will be a daddy soon and I'm happy



Make she dey chop better things, Na My Money.


Lalasticlala

Which one is quality fruits? Those things they grow with fertilizer? No quality there sir

ImaIma1:
No naivety here. It is real life

Maybe but only people who haven't been in a steady commitment can blatantly conclude with ur kind of statement. Little girl commitment is not black and white. Its in colour and the eyes can see.

ImaIma1:
Maybe it is women who know that their husbands are womanizers and would use any excess money to spend on women. Rather than use her money to fund the household needs while he drinks and spends on outsiders, she decides to act that way.

Naive

Druss:
I pity the man who marries such a wife. It shows the lack of maturity in the woman. It shows a lack of understanding of building a family up. However if the man is a useless braggart who doesn't know how to spend money well and frugally - then I do not blame the woman.

Why we ask men to get to know d woman before saying I do

BeeBeeOoh:
https://www.thecable.ng/peter-obi-people-will-stop-shouting-over-allowance-of-senators-if-i-reveal-what-govs-earn

We know what they earn. Nothing new

TheUpsetGirl1:
Every girl grows up with this bizarre dream that one day her 'prince charming' will come and sweep her off her feet in a dashing white horse. As centuries past by, the white horse has now turned into a black limousine. However, the myth of the 'Prince Charming' remains unchanged. Dating a rich man is part of every girl's dreams.

Dating a rich man comes at a cost. While you have many benefits that you can take from a guy who has plenty of cash, you will also have to adapt yourself to his rich tastes. There are also so many rules of dating a rich man. You have to be perfect lady, you should dress well all the time, you can never have a had hair day! The list is exhausting. However, there are some undeniable bonuses of being with a man who has money and power. Your life becomes simple in so many different ways. If you are a girl who likes to shop, you will be on the top of the world. If you have a taste for luxury, there is nothing he cannot buy for you.



Benefits Of Dating A Rich Guy

1. Your wallet can take a vacation

When you're with a rich guy ,your own wallet can take a break from all the hard work. He will obviously not allow you to pay when he's so rich. Beside that's the gentlemanly thing to do!

2. Great tastes

Won't it be great to be with a guy who can tell the difference between Chanel and Dior. most average guys know nothing about brands but rich guys have rates that coincide with their ability to afford them.

3. Your mom will be delighted

Your family, your mom in particular will be overjoyed with your choice. That takes us back to the famous first lines from "Pride And Prejudice".It reads, 'it is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of fortune must be in want of a good wife".

4. All the pampering money can buy

When your man is not short of cash, he can buy you almost anything money can buy. And rich guys usually love to pamper their ladies with gifts that are insanely expensive. New clothes, exotic vacations, name it and you've got it.

5. Your future is secured

You don't have to wait for your boyfriend to get the next promotion for him to propose. You don't need to change your job to afford a decent house together. You can marry him here and now because his future along with yours is secured.

cc; lalasticalla

written by theUpsetGirl

So u spent ur time compiling this tasteless write up? Smh

chyy5:
I Think Is Right To Walk Away This Time.

The woman I so much love has been taken me for granted.
There is a guy in Malaysia that takes her time all the time.
I have tried severally to stop her from contacting the guy but she still does.
I am not the kind of guy that beats up a lady otherwise I would have beaten her up very well.
The so called Malaysian guy doesn't provide any of her needs.
Infact from their heartbreaking chats I read, there was a time the guy told her she is free to date any other guy for money that she shouldn't depend on him for any benefit.
My gal told him that she's not in for money.
This is a gal I love with all my heart. I've been enduring this for long thinking she will change. I've had heart to heart talk severally with her telling her how pained I am. Yet every night she will be on whatsapp call with this guy for close to 3 hours after work.
Their whatsapp chat breaks my heart each time I intrude to read.
She keep telling the guy that she doesn't have anybody and even when the guy argued she told him he will confirm when he sex her.
It kept me weak yet I continued loving her.
Just last week my cousin that is to travel to the states told me to come over to her place. Meanwhile my gal has been having issues with accommodation. Where she stays isn't really OK and her rent will expire ending of this month. I taught it wise to rent the place for my gal. I took her to the place and we concluded with my cousin; she agreed to leave the place for her and even auctioned all her property for her which supposed to amount over 200k but my cousin decided to collect 150k because of me.
I collected her account details and told her I will transfer the money to her including the house rent so she can pay the landlord to avoid extra agent fee.
As we were going back, my gal was busy apologising to her Malaysian guy why she wasn't able to pick his calls because the guy has been calling when we were there.
She told the guy she went out with her house agent to search for an accommodation. I was mad.
I am now being referred to as house agent.
I forcefully collected her phone to call the guy. She almost died. She throw herself on the bed and was crying pleading I shouldn't call.
I left her house.
Meanwhile she's having issues raising deposits since she's a DSA. As God may have it I have some funds to help her out but due to her behaviour I've decided to move on
She's been calling and pleading but I know is all because of the house and deposits since she's not willing to let the guy go
I love her so much and it breaks my heart.
I have called her severally and pleaded with her how hurtful I feel seeing her chats with that guy yet she continued.
This is a guy that doesn't care about her needs but she kept glued to him.
I've endured much hence I am walking away. It pains, yes it pains but I have no choice.

U want to kpai cos of pussy before ya time shey? Ok, kwantinu

memez:
GistMore.com

So what do you think? Drop your comments below

https://www.gistmore.com/sex-first-date-means-cheap-danielle-okeke-asks

A stupid no brained question. Who is being cheap here, the man or the woman? Let's get beyond this stereotype of men being the bone of contention. A woman once told me that I was cheap cos I climbed her 30 mins after meeting her. I realised she said so cos she thought I was going to throw that jive her way so I psyched her again and climbed her one more time. Then told her to grow up.

eTECTIVe:
Yes U have... U promised change, Nigerians are having it to d fullest.. U didn't mention positive change so U are ryt..
Em d part 2 of Chibok drama series is out oo baba, now showing in Yola there sef

Gbam

allhealthcare:
Source: https://www.google.com.ng/amp/s/www.mirror.co.uk/news/real-life-stories/29-year-old-virgin-expecting-12007360.amp

It was an IVF implant that was fertilized outside so technically she is not a virgin cos to get the embryo into her uterus, doctors would have had to pass thru her virgin I.e disvirgin her so who is deceiving who?

ubunja:
no ways!! that guy sent hoping for sex not beingba good man

U think so, I thought he said he didnt wish for anything. Anyways what do I know

ubunja:
continue feeling sorry for people who send money to strangers and see how far that will get you.

Bros doesn't matter to me one way or another. I can't count how many times have done similar, whats important is what u do not what people think of u

ubunja:
you were a loser the time you wasted time on a 28yr old grand mother.
you became Senior Loser when you sent a stranger you never even kissed money.i would never send a stranger even 1 cent.i dont do such dumbness.
change your number and never repeat the dumbness you did with this gal.

Uncalled for, be careful what u say to people

ReinaFarine:
She was a stupid girl jare.. A real woman knows what she wants... She would have ridden the Bleep out of your kokoro.. Which nine come be I don't want you to think I'm cheap... Y'all been chatting for months.. Does he seem like that kinda nigga?

But op what do you now want? Medal for self control? Consolation prize? You're one of the rare good men.. But blasting it on social media reduced your VIP mancard to just Regular man.. Which is two steps above fuckboy so?

Congratulations.

Modify:

I am in no way commending the attitidenof the childish girl.... I am against confused girls that try to promote dubious consensual sex and pseudo-rape by making a man feel he should still go ahead even after a solid no from the ladies.. I see her as a rapist teacher.

Neither am I insulting the guy for posting on the social media. I called him a real man (y'all seem to miss that out while reading my comment). But I seriously don't see the point of displaying the situation on social media. You've learnt your lesson, block off childish girls like her and continue. He is not being acuser of anything. He is not trying to accuse or incarcerate her for anything. I don't know.. If I was in his shoes though, I messed around with a guy, he got hard and stuffs, i was ready to ride and he says no, I'm not ready... And then tomorrow he calls me frigid because I didn't ignore his no. I'm just going to phase him out as a juvenile.. No need putting that on social media... But that's just me.. He will be a bigger man (VIP) to have ignored her without creating a pat on the back and give me a medal story out of it...

U get time

lalasticlala:
Late Dora Akunyili's daughter, Chidiogo, weds her white boyfriend, Andrew (photos)www.nairaland.com/attachments/6666216_screenshot20180207235421_jpeg84f2c864c87404422c853462968d55f1

She shared her wedding pictures on Instagram with this write up:


https://www.instagram.com/p/Be0gWMyhgNO/

Oga, this is not politics

Thewesterner:
I believe BAT is a wise man... A politician to the core

History will show u that Fani Kayode is right on this one. If Tinubu takes the appointment and can't deliver, he is finished. Unless he builds a backdoor for himself to survive. Time will tell, we will see and nigerian politics is a dirty game