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mikesleek:
Dual core has jnust given you how to locate the faulty key. Do it

OP, This brother has accepted responsibility for whatever further damage will result from slapping your keyboard. He said you should do it!

**strolls in whistling his fav tune**
**looks at everyone's screenshots with the pathetic speeds**
**sighs and. . . **
https://i34.tinypic.com/of12cg.jpg

**disappears to sort out his Downloads folder**

Cactus:
am in port harcout now,

ah hell na! who letchu into ma cidy without ma approval. so where u at in the cidy? please never miss the 5 minutes Militancy Briefing at omagwa airport.

gracias

collins465:
just get your self needle and syringe, then mix charcoal with water and you are done.
lol

there's a difference between helpful humor and jokes.

Nuremac:
Dear nairalanders,i have a serious problem of refilling hp ink catridges,can somebody instruct me of the proper way of doing it? Sometimes i get it right,but most time even if the catridge is full,the ink would not come out consistently.Your help in this area will be highly appreciated. You can send help to nuremac@yahoo.com if possible.Thanks for your anticipated help.

Roland Ndifon

search for "refilling HP ink cartridge" in google.com

[quote author=*dhtml link=topic=350937.msg4911069#msg4911069 date=1258039855]wat is even a web programmer sef?[/quote]chai, chineke see person wey i get as mentor. mehn dhtml u are dis-mentored   

buh seriously i prefer the term web developer

anyhow, all na packaging

mikkyphp:
all you need do is download a .msi file that will upgrade your enterprise edition to sp1 or sp2
It should be about 250mb or so,

If the .msi file is freeware or shareware you can post a link to it here for him.
If its the other kinda ware, he can IM you for it.

Open a word processor and see if a particular key stroke just keeps running accross the screen. If you see that, then its that very key with the problem. Change your keyboard (or be stubborn like me and keep slapping it until it works)

If the above isnt the case, try this. On your desktop click on the icons. Click on them one by one. If all the ones you have clicked remain selected, then its a faulty "ctrl" and/or "shift" key.

If this doesn't work send the laptop to me through your sister. If you dont have a sister or any other female to send it through, i'm busy

. . . and the bot didnt see this did it? pffffffffffft f**king AI my foot.

See Owner bro, when people make claims like the one you have made in this thread, they back it up with unadulterated(unphotoshoped) screenshots otherwise it's just plain BS.
Personally I don't believe you and I don't care, really (no hard feelings here so don't get worked up).

Bottom line, if you want to gain some credibility, you provide proof.

As the poster immediately above me has said, you cannot tell from a distance (unless the domain name just doesn't look legit for any reason).
I think the new thing now is for scammers to get domain and hosting for the purpose of sending mass emails and mirroring legit sites.

I love the view of the homepage on widescreen.

like i said before it looks good.

Just wondering how much this went for (considering who the site's for).

Done with DreamWeaver using tables  (in this age and time)

The homepage's header should have no-repeat attribute (you see that black thingy just under the man's photo? I had to take a swipe on my lid to make sure it wasnt dirt on my lid)

Internal CSS all through for this number of pages  (If this man wakes up tomorrow morning to change something for that site regarding the layout, the web designer will just suicide up  )

That's all from me, I think i am loving the 3-reviews policy, yawa u want more reviews u pay (like the other have  )


Edit: The site looks good (how could i have forgotten that?)

It has opened. The server where that site is hosted was down for a minute or two (probably).

chai, i don suffer. me, copy-paste as is.
yawa ok o, i'mma hit u back real soon.

Am I the only one who can't access that link?

webkevin:
Hey Dualcore, Call u? You've got to be kidding me. I've got better things to do. I've got another site that earns me cash on a daily basis and i need to administer it. lol.

Happy earning.

Seun:
Well, we have some upcoming Nairaland initiatives in this area. Watch out!

Who's thinking what I'm thinking?

Sorry I'm just bored waiting for a download to complete

Too much green space above. you must be very eco friendly 
The site is not balanced, with the right amount of gravitational force and right amount of sleep, i could see that site slanting to its bottom right, in my dream.
Use some hover effects on your navigation buttons to give the user some form of feedback.

3 reviews, ok that's it. thats what you get for a Trial Version of my review services. You want more you pay!! 
I kid, that's all I can see from my not-too-experienced horizon.

You need to get hosting from a host service provider, then upload your site files to the site using the control panel given to you or through FTP (file transfer protocol).

Be sure to upload your files in the "www" or "public_html" folder of your site.

P.S: I am in no way telling you this to compel you to get hosting from me (that's your choice), truth is there are cheaper offers for hosting if you take some time to look around (some even offer you free domain name registration, i don't)

chineke, whoooo hacked my nairaland account now now?!\



yea GM i meant you and I for bed

this won't happen again dearie, no body will hack my account again, i've changed password and the hash algorithm for this new password is just wicked.

the pic has not been removed
but mehn NaijaBebe, I'm single o, god!!!
forget this ring wey dey ma finger, na design.

kai all the codes i dey write don confuse, now i have to start from line one to understand every, i hate documentations
what da diaaaz?!?!

Godmother:
@Dual Core
Ehhhnnnn

In bed for where

you? me? bed?
gawd fawbid bad tin, when did i say tht? plz it waznt me

My opinion, I will try wordpress.

erh. . . . . so what's your choice?
have you chosen the Zenith's web surfer card
or the GTBank card (switch i will break ya head)

hmmmm, let me tell you what happened yesterday.

About a week ago I topped up my websurfer card with some major amount of USDs (not telling how much so go and start hitting your head 'gainst the wall), well I did some major spending with the major amount in the (major ) surfer card. Well now I was expecting the card service provider (in charge of zenith's web surfer card) to alert me about my low balance or something. But no, no alerts, my recurring bills were still being debited from the card (sweeeeeeet!!). Well yesterday I just decided to check the account balance and i saw an amount that was a little more than the amount I had topped the card up with last week (mind you, the card was empty before topping). So I requested for a statement of account and when I got it in my email, I saw that Zenith bank had credited my account twice with the major amount!

Ok as a good guy that I am (and you know it), I called the lady who topped the card up for me at the bank, she was forming busy and all that, that she couldnt understand what i was saying even . See case o, for una own money again! Well I didnt call the main bank because it could cause trouble for whoever made that terrible mistake. It is my hope that they (somehow) rectify it by themselves but I wont stop any of my recurring bills from using the money in my card. When next I get to the bank, I will meet the person responsible for things like this. It really isnt good to keep quiet in cases like this because if they find out on their own and start debiting your card you will hate the way they'll do it.

Wireless hotspots.
Nice idea,
I dont know if this is the best place for this though but its a nice idea.

**whispers to fonttv. . . erh dude so when do i get paid for this ad service i'm running with my ID**

Webkevin, you might want to go through the Terms and Conditions of Webs because its obvious you just accepted them without looking (as is always the case with most of us, me too).

You know this concept of attacking people on bulletin boards doesn't really work with me and you'll just end up wasting time (time you coulda invested in your site sale campaign). If you really want to get to me with your choicest of words, call me.

Speaking of me knowing too much, please be advised that everything I say on all bulletin boards are strictly my opinions and you have every right to disregard them and I will harbor no hard feelings toward you.

P.S: I have vowed that the anti-spam bot wont see my brake lights anymore so I tend to be straight forward not saying much.

K, now I'm blank its like I've said all I wanted to say right in the title.

Oh well let me think, yea this concept of unlimited offers is one I am never down with. Personally, when I start seeing unlimited space offers from any web host I start losing interest in their credibility.

Can disk space really be unlimited? Can your local hard drive store unlimited data? C'mon its common sense. Ok here's what I'm thinking: If I get to host my site on one of these unlimited space plans with a hosting company and I upload about 500GB of data (what the heck, its unlimited so don't give me that look), do you think the host company won't call me up and be like. . .errh. . .dude, 500GB on your account? c'mon you raping our server mehn.
If its a Nigerian host company, they will swear juju for you sharply no dulling

So what's the point of offering the public something you cant truly give? What's the point of lying?

Fact: No storage medium can be truly unlimited in its capacity. (prove me wrong and we'll do some bottle tonight all on me)

Well now some hosts have coined the term "unmetered". This is as per bandwidth (data transfer). Its been seen as a safe word because they are not promising you anything as unlimited, its just unmetered. Some are clever enough to put you on a 100Mbit connection and cap it once they see you start taking undue advantage of the "unmetered" concept. This concept is another lie. How can something be "unmetered" and you still get to know when I'm "overusing" it and you then cap my connection from 100Mbit to 10Mbit?

afam4eva:
Domains are very cheap, you can get a domain for as low as 1500 naira.

Well said

bjcole:
ladies pls if you live in port harcourt and environs just respond.

so if babe from one of the waterfronts come meet u for runnings u go gree abi?

so u wan buy? u just dey find discount since na him make u dey cause all this awareness?
ok i will talk to godmother about giving you some discount. i just pray i remember to tell her cuz wen we're in bed at nights i hardly remember anything 

chipmunkey:
Guy i'm cool, how about you ? Feels good to meet a Geek on here.

yea it always feels good to meet yawatide