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I am soo holding myself now cuz I may just burst on you with abuses.

wooooo saaaaa
ok, i feel better.

Wonno use me to cash in on your boredom? Wrong move, kiddo. Go play in the sand, we talking 'bout tech here.

Every time webmaster threads get lose in the open (homepage), crap from the outside has to come into this section.

If something bores you, you GTFO without trying to seek attention. L4M3

oga cactus, we are open to ur confessions.

A better project I can think of now is e-bedroom.com

If nothing else, I am sure of two customers from here renting my e-bedroom space.

Bb javelin 38k

Otipoko u be jw?

this is a case of a good sense of humor or a terrible lack of normal sense. I know its the first case.

Mckain, the greatest software is hardwork on your site.

Required?!
Christ, like we don't already have enough homework?

**gathers the boys to the table to read the book mom has made mandatory**
As usual, donpuzo and tony start by tearing the book before we even get to run through the Table of Contents.


<seriously>
I blame the lack of creativity on opensource. If SMF charged a dollar per month and PHPBB two, the Nigerian part of the web wont be this cluttered with forums with no real use. Its not the only thing to blame though.

Oh and that register before you see anything story, no insult intended bro but its bull. I am a very unserious person (heck I have to get serious with user-defined tags) yet I closed gurusland.com faster than I blinked when I saw the juicy SMF login screen. I dey mad? I should fill what, a registration form and then what? Trek (i'm very lazy) to my mail box for an activation email? What next? Trek back there (i'm very lazy) to see my account activated? Chineke, all this trekky trekky and I don;t know if whats on the site will even be useful to me o, ahn ahn brother! Ok, so if I (unseriousness personified) can't have a tolerance for login slaps (yea its like you're being slapped with a login right in yo face), how much more a serious person?
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Interestingly pop corn is called guguru in some official/unofficial language.

This feels good. . . pop corn and the movie that's about to start here.
Lord please keep the peacekeepers away from this place, keep Omni asleep, keep everyone here online, make yawa go nutz, make afam4eva rubbish this place, give utimatedes (geez lord how do u pronounce that ID?) the strength to cause wahala here and foremost of all give my laptop battery (which we know will go off any minute) the fortitude to power my machine for hours.

Edit: . . . lord bless me with some insight into this mysterious ishit4body fellow and grant me the wisdom to uncover his/her true identity.


<seriously>
I dare gurusland.com to be alive and happy in 2 years.
P.S: this dare goes to the domain and not the owner, nothing personal.
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//afam4eva, its your turn to punch 
//after that yawa you follow then Emalachi respond with a kick and just get it going like that .

I dont think HP has Windows 7 drivers for the DV 6000 series on its site. However the VGA driver for Vista may just work with Windows 7.



http://h20000.www2.hp.com/bizsupport/TechSupport/DriverDownload.jsp?prodNameId=1842154&lang=en&cc=us&taskId=135&prodTypeId=321957&prodSeriesId=1842153

@slyrox, For some reasons gmail seems to be lagging. you are not getting me mails.

ishit4body
how the furk did the bot allow that name

basking4me:
dual, sorry i didnt get your drift. Lets work on this together. Someone has to bell d cat. Am with u all d way. I have some 300gb webspace to work with. Register ashewo.com or 9jagirls.com. I'll do d pointing to my webhosting space. Your business model is top notch.

You, donpuzo and sexxxxy will make a great team for the implementation/development of THE business model.

Kosovo, shut up.

^^in a bid to fool people you end up being the fool but what do you care? You've raised the foolishness bars way higher than this level in the past so go on.

basking4me:
Dual, following sexxy, the best way to market this your brothel business is to first look towards the high end users and you will label it (ESCORTS Services, which is currently quite popular in the the UK & US), then gradually you move to the low end clients till you get to the brothel level.

If you start from bottom-up chances of a good business model is slim.

All the best my brother!

I was just saying. Its not a project I was thinking of taking up. Sorry for any confusions caused.

What I had in mind is something like a Nigerian brothel portal where you search for what you want based on criteria like tall, short, dark, big this, big that, small this, small that. Where you can also search based on your budget for the night.

Personalized emails: While the other Salons are parading yahoo mails (if any), you are a step higher with personalized emails.

Technical Support: Give the ladies an edge by offering them the service of being able to ask questions, in their member area.

Loyalty rewards: Issue coupon codes to your loyal customers and have them use it on the site to get a discounted fee after they've chosen their hair style, they can print this and take to the salon and pay less.

Show yourself: Showcase the hair development team (sorry, couldnt think of a better phrase) and the styles of individual members of the team.

Reservations: Make bookings for hairdo and choose your stylist based on availability.

The potentials are endless. Everything can be webified, even brothels.

the bot dey bully u.

bobby bits

Who doesn't know this?

user.vowiski == user.kosovo

Looks good and simple. Maybe you could reduce the transition interval for the banners.

Using a bulk sms service send the following message to your father's mtn line.


Sender: MTN
Message: Its big, its real! are you a web programmer? Now is the time to reap the rewards of your labour. MTN is hiring web programmers and they'll be paid nothing less than 3 million Naira, yes! 3 Million Naira per month! Text "info" to 55547 NOW! There's nothing better than being a web programmer. MTN, everywhere you go

yikes! is this about currency or e-currency? If its the former, I withdraw my first post abeg. Sorry for the confusion.