PlayMaker14:
I hereby ordain you as a FULL GROWN SIMP.


Damn, you're a complete weakling.

Please can you remind me of the name of the cartoon/skit from which you got this picture? I have been looking for it.

Please I have a question: if I already have mined Pi on one phone and I want to transfer it to my Pi app in another phone, how exactly can I do this?

Goldbw122:

This is the kind of investment you go into and cash out in two months time and never in your life invest again.

No. They won't even let you earn for that long. They will only pay you the first time and if you reinvest, they will hold your money and tell you that they have upgraded to a bigger amount and that it is only if you add money that you can collect your original investment.

And here is the biggest evidence that Cryptowoto is a scam.
Look at their Home page. They have for long been telling each investor that they have upgraded their investment plan from $10 to $100. But why have they never reflected this on their website since? It is simply because they want to use that $10 to mislead and lure in unwary people to invest so that they will thereafter scam the person by saying they have upgraded their investment plan and so he should add more in order to be paid. Their website home page is still saying $10 till now. That is the trap.
Cryptowoto is operated by Nigerian criminals.

All those testimonials you see are fake and made up by his accomplices. They are Nigerian criminals working together.
The name, 'Cryptowoto' was coined from 'wotowoto'.

Uyi168:
..
I have it.
Can send it via whatsapp, or if you want, email.

Very good. Yes please. Please send it via email: vitalinfo.ng@gmail.com

Please let me know when you have sent it.

Thanks so much, bros.

Uyi168:
...
There is a grand plan to aggressively propagate Islam..

The events in Afghanistan and others, though appearing pitiable, is geared towards making this come to pass.

For a start, I'll want everyone to get this book:

Bros, please how can I get a copy

authority2006:




You are partly right. I heard about the incidence yesterday shortly after it happened. My concern is that why are people following masquerades going around with loaded guns? That should call for concern!
The funny thing is that Isiaka Ajagbe is like a son to Kayode Esuleke, we're all from the same environment, like 300 meters radius.

Now, a life is lost because of moving around with loaded guns which was unnecessary. Something that could have been normal fracas!

Was there any initial provocation from any side when the masquerade was passing, like offensive statement? What are the specifics of the cause of the incident?

itubaba001:
Why suffering your self . Just practice simple oral hygiene . Wash day n night and rinse your mouth after eating anything Used good tooth paste. I use oral pro health though is expensive but it have save me from years of pains and unnecessary money

Please what do you think of Colgate tooth paste

WalkerMichael:
Dear NL brothers and sisters, i lost my mother on Monday 31st such a hard knock on me . I just hope God comforts myself and sisters. I promise to make her proud for life. please help me with your words, I'm really down. I'll be fine

This storm, just like other storms, will pass, and, believe me, you will stand again and become a comforter to other people who will experience same or similar things, in future. Accept that God knows best why it happened and that He always means well for you.
May her soul rest in perfect peace. Ameen.

Richiee9:
Did you upgraded or why I'm I seeing 46k that you just withdraw..just did mine and I only accumulated #70..and how much is the minimum cashout

Reading...

Bvlgari:
Pls oh...can anyone explain what are all these o? I nor know wetin dem be

Are they microphones? Hahaha

Bros, haba, it's very simple nau: two microphones, one ear piece, a carrot, a TV remote control, two hand gloves etc.......

Virus99:
Glo
N1500 7GB/7days

Thank me later

Code please?

MummyD2020:



U should have put graphic. Just see the bizarre thing u posted without warning in order to drive ur point. Abi u done win? Nawa o

Please report the guy, by clicking *report* under that post and telling mods that he violated rule five.

CaptainChaox:
Why does every snake post make it to the front page
Ko ye mi

It's because the elder brother of the Op's cousin's neighbour, who is the in-law of the best friend of the mentor of the step brother of the mod's favourite wife's first son, is a snake.

franchasng:
Op stop listening to hearsay from people on issues of marriage, especially people on the internet aka social media platforms.....most of them will paint marriage as one evil institution or another maybe out of their own failed experience they then go about generalising.....whereas millions of people around Nigeria and all over the world are all enjoying blissful marriage, so aspire to be those enjoying being married and that's what you will get because "law of attraction" works in life. You can use the power of attraction to attract all the goods things you want in life to your life, and you can also attract the negative to yourself. So always focus on the positive.


Now talking from my own personal experience as a young married man.....I have no single regrets....in fact I am enjoying being married than being single because it seems my life is now more organized and purposeful than when I was single. Mind you, I was doing well financially when I got married so I didn't marry out of no choice, I married at my own pace, not that I was a rich guy as in million million dollars oh, but I think I should be considered among the buoyant guys Nigerians see as rich; 2 tokunbo cars, live in a flat, own some landed properties being developed, owned my own business and few travel experience lol......but despite all that, when I look back at when I was single and compare it with now that I am sweetly and happily married, I can boldly say that my life is more organized and peaceful now than then lol.


I and my wife didn't officially court for a long time, we were on and off boyfriend and girlfriend all thanks to my stubborn and womanizing self lol, and her too much shakara too. I liked my wife when I first met her, she was so sexy like I desire my ladies as in, but this girl was not yielding to my moves....she indirectly accepted me oh but to fully put herself into the matter was an issue, which pushed me away to other ladies....and I always tell her that she was lucky cos I almost married another chick like that if not that she failed my final stage tests and all that.....pls ladies if you like a guy stop doing too much shakara for him cos you can lose him that way, my wife was lucky or maybe it was destiny that we would be couple at the end if not, her shakara was too much that pissed me off a lot.


But in all these, we still dated; officially for 2 years, unofficially for 4 years.....when I leave she will be the one to reconnect via Facebook chats or WhatsApp chats, especially during festive seasons, she must send me season greetings and ask how I was doing, which always got me confused and happy somehow lol. She was doing shakara but still giving me green light not to go that she likes me lol. She said her mind told her that I was a playboy that came to play her, so she was just scared of committing to me; I found out after we got married lol



So back to topic; if you are single guy, especially today, please and please, focus more on your finances; this is very important in having a successful marriage.....work work work work.....when I say work, not going around looking for job when you can't find one, if you cannot find a job, create one yourself. This is not impossible.....start something no matter how small......internet has even made it easier to start business today without any shop or office.....just have an online presence, find a business niche and be consistent and patient in your niche, it must pay off. Don't jump from one business to another just because some of your friends or people you know are making big money from it.....stay on your own lane and master it and be consistent.....and then have a clear vision of what you want, dream big oh......and always confess your heart desires without fear. Chase your dream.....while you lie down on the bed be visualizing what you want in life, I hardly sleep and it has become a part of me since teenage hood. This worked for me.


Working in an oil company or communication company or IT company or Bank or Telecom company or medical field or wherever is not the only way to be financially successful in life.....people are becoming rich from all fields of life, I am a living witness.....I have friends in virtually all fields of life and these guys are killing it money wise.....even in the things you despise and look down on.....I have a friend that's rich today through scrap recycling business......another in sound business......another in construction.....another in farming.......another in normal market trading business.....another is doing excellently well as a teacher, yes teacher......he now runs an online tutoring platform coupled with the fact that he owns a lot of physical tutorial centers in 2 different states.....so there is money in all fields of life, find a field and master it, dream big, introduce unique ideas into that field, monetize your new ideas.......multiply whatever that's working and keep doing it and you must be rich with time....remember success takes time. I started desiring to be rich from when I was a teenager lol....it may sound funny.....but while I was in higher institution, I was running businesses; extra morale classes for first year students, doing runs lol for WAEC, JAMB, etc students God forgive me, owned a call center, a photocopy center, game center......this was all as a student. I went for NYSC and launched a laptop selling business where I was serving and sold lots of laptops to fellow corpers lol



My whole point is, you need steady income to run a successful marriage today. But if you have done all your best and the money is not stabilizing the way you dream, please don't let it stop you from getting married.....but then, you must marry your friend to succeed in that situation if not, she will chicken out with time. Marry a lady that understand your vision in life, who also believes in your vision and efforts. Marry a lady who believes in time, who is also patient with life. Not all ladies are patient. Not all ladies believe that it will be better tomorrow, so don't marry such ladies......which brings us to communication during dating or courtship.....talk talk talk...don't keep mute around your partner while dating.



I have friends who married broke but today they are almost rich. Don't do this unless you have the inner conviction to do it, and like I said you must marry your friend to succeed in that condition and she must believe in you and time. Avoid lazy ladies....she may be working today but if you examine her, she is lazy. She maybe unemployed today, but if you examine her closely, she is not lazy.....avoid lazy, entitled, prideful and greedy ladies,they will frustrate your life.


Sometimes, marriage can bring you fortunes.....it can bring you luck, I don't use to believe in this, but ever since I got married, I started seeing my efforts yield more fruit than when I was single....and the moment we gave birth, it was as if my life entered a high speed.......things started working faster.......more results like its a charm lol.....I still give God all the glory.



Marriage is sweet if you marry the right person and if you prepare financially as a man. Don't have the mindset that you and your wife will share all bills....plan to cater for your family all by yourself and God will empower you for that....my wife works but I have never asked her to bring a dime for any of our family expenditure......not that this is ideal, but this is what every woman wishes for in life, even Billionaire Mrs Alakija wishes for this, and when you as their husband give them this, they will give you their best......but she must not hide her income from you, if she does, its a sign of worry. I know how much my wife earns even though she doesn't contribute, but sometimes I will jokingly tell her that I know she is planning to build a sky scrapper for her kids.....that its good....I also encourage her a lot to help her family members that stood by her while growing up....and to help people in need wherever she meets them with hesitation. But don't ever put your whole eyes on your wife's income if you want peace in your home, pray to God to empower you financially not to depend on your wife's income and you will enjoy peace in your marriage.



Before you marry, prepare financially....marriage today is financially draining if you want a standard family.....you can manage things also, but prepare, and tell God how you want your family or marriage to be, God is real oh, no let them fool you say there is no God, there is a supreme being above all humans oh.....I no be born again oh, but I tell you there is God. You don't even need much prayers to know your wife, just observe your inner piece and use your wisdom. If you are struggling financially, don't marry a jobless or unemployed lady, biko dont do it, its suicidal.



You see all those fashion designer ladies, they are good for marriage oh, that their handwork is good.....you can invest in her.....its far better than marrying an unemployed graduate lady hoping that she would secure job with Shell soon lol.....jobs don cast.



I am married but still feel like I am single.......no stress....my wife gives me freedom, peace of mind, space but she is also a monitoring spirit lol. The only thing she doesn't trust me with is beautiful ladies with big big ass because I love beautiful ladies with killer shape eh, na only that thing fit carry me go hell fire in case any of una see me for hell fire oh


and to the last part of your question, yes it remains....my wife didn't change.....in fact her love and care is even increasing to my fear lol.


Some ladies love more when they get married....so it all depends on the lady you married and how you take care of her.....but most importantly, marry a friendly lady with less baggage and keep working to have a steady income, it makes marriage sweet. Be positive and you will marry the best. I never imagined myself having marital issues while single....I use to ask friends then that why will I be fighting with my wife na.....that it cant happen and its what I am experiencing......and always encourage your wife to keep fit and watch how she eats......you must help her monitor her tummy, ugliness of a woman starts from the tummy, apology to all ladies struggling to keep their tummy flat, pls forgive my use of this word


As for house chores, I was lazy from childhood when it comes to house chores, that's the only reason my father flogged me then, but my mom always defended me then and I love her to pieces for all that she did for me then lol.


Even while single I hated house chores, it made me eat out often while in school to avoid washing plates and pots lol. So my wife know this before we got married and she never expected much from me and all thanks we have few domestic staffs that assist. But whenever I am around and in good mood then, I make her room bed lol, maybe dust her mirror stand, etc, but I bath and dress my little boy often (I cherish doing this one a lot)

I am not yet married, and, just at the moment I was having dilemma on whether to do it or not, you talked a lot of sense into me and gave me hope. May God continue to bless you. Amen.

Yankz65:

Please exactly how long did it take you to earn that?
I can run my own PC for at least 10 hours per day. Is this good enough?

MemoriesAndMe:
Is it true that vulture Emefiele got the advise to ban cryptocurrency in Nigeria from one drunk in his village? Thats what we heard. Why make CBN impose the village drunk's advise on the nation if you're not drunk too?

Even Mastercard and Visa are adopting crypto technologies now, backward CBN outrightly banned the thing ni sha, returning Nigeria back to stone-age.

An average 20 year old in Canada, UK, Europe and the US etc that taps into crypto can make a living off it, they want our 40 year olds in Nigeria to be drivers, conductors, laborers, touts, truck pushers etc by restricting them access to whats available to the rest of the world. Regardless of if they're graduates or not? Thunder fire una policies.
I dont blame them, when EFCC and police automatically calls anyone with a laptop a yahoo boy, why won't CBN call anyone that transacts in crypto a kidnapper?
Why fight a technology you have no power over? The policy is even dead on arrival because crypto transactions still happen daily in Nigeria via p2p that vulture Emefiele cant figure out yet. Mumu man.

You are only limiting Nigerians from opportunities available to the rest of the world. Crypto is here to stay, even Kenyan government promotes it. Is it by force to store your assets in the failed Naira?

Countries that have issued their own cryptocurrencies include Ecuador, China, Senegal, Singapore, Tunisia, with Estonia, Japan, Palestine, Russia and Sweden looking to launch their own national cryptocurrencies.
Our own mumu CBN and mumu Emefiele just ban the thing ni sha and started asking what is bitcoin after banning it. How stupid is that? The idiot says kidnappers use it, as if kidnappers don't use naira. All the money they paid bandits and terrorists, are those bitcoins or naira?

Even the US Federal reserves knows it can't outrightly ban cryptocurrency and rather regulates it, our wack CBN just woke up one day and started blocking everyone's account. The vice president warned, rather they still block accounts while "their IT department investigates". What the hell is the wack IT department still investigating in 2021 in a technology that has been embraced by the rest of the world since 2009?

So if one of the ways banks identify crypto transactions and block accounts is because its has "crypto" or "bitcoin" in its description, if anyone wants to shut down the entire financial system in Nigeria, its simply very easy!!! Just transfer N20 to as many random bank accounts in Nigeria with "Crypto" or "bitcoin" boldly written on the description. Starting with senators, house of reps,, governors, ministers and other politicians, ministries, states accounts etc.
By the time they close all the politicians, ministries and states accounts for "illegal crypto transactions", they will realize they are very stupid for this policy. When politicians can't receive salaries and allowee anymore, their eyes will turn red and they will ask vulture Emefiele how far.

In fact, lets even send the N20 crypto money to Emefiele's account and see how uglier he looks when his bank closes his account for "illegal crypto trading". Chai, e go pain that ugly man when alert no gree sound again. Thats when he will hate his own policy when the thing pain am. Mumu man, making mumu policies for over 200 million wise Nigerians.

By the time they block everybody's account lets see if that will not shut down the banking system when banks spend more time providing explanations to everybody instead of doing business. All from this stupid Emefiele's policy.

Bros, you get sharp mouth and you dey para big time o

I've not been able to sleep since I viewed this one. My people, how can I unsee it o?

stuntman007:
This thing is simple. We have Zenit, access and the rest back in Ghana and other neighbouring country around. Just go open account there, do your cryoto business then fund your naija account. Na our neighboring government go benefit from taxation on the bank transactions. Mumu government.

Sorry that I just hopped in here with a few questions. To open a Gtbank account in Ghana for example, does one have to go there physically or could it be done online? Secondly, if money is paid into a Ghana Gtbank account and the owner (whether Nigerian or not) is in Nigeria, can one cash out Naira in any Gtbank or other bank's ATM? I would appreciate your explanation. Thanks.

DigitB:
Useless rulers.

We will start using P2P to buy Crypto then.


I've been buying BTC from www.localbitcoins.com since 2016. Escrow keeps your money secure.

Bros, is localbitcoins still working well for Nigerians?

Funkeshuga:





alright bro




REMINDER

Oh, my bros I did search Youtube as far as I could, and it seems as if for one reason or the other, they have removed it again. But it was definitely once there because I did download it around 2017/18 and watched it several times on my system.

Or is there a way i can search for past downloaded videos on my Youtube account? If you have any idea, kindly let me know.

Funkeshuga:



can you share the link, try searching for it but couldn't see any result in regards

Unfortunately, I have not been able to find it again in my latest check. But if you can follow this up by giving me another mention today with just the word 'reminder', I will use another method to search it online and should find it today.
Definitely, it's still on YouTube but the uploader might have edited the title, making it difficult to search it with just the word 'Talongbemu'. It happens like that at times on Youtube. For example, there was a very interesting Nigerian movie titled 'My Retaliation' (Tund Fighter etc) which I downloaded too, but when I lost the downloaded copy and I searched for it again, I was only able to find it under a different title on YouTube.

Zoharariel:
The only Yoruba Movie I love so much is TALONGBEMU (Who dey carry nose).

It was released in 2001 and I think it was the first major production of Mr. Latin (Not Sure).

Around 2006, I went to Eko Idumota and rumaged through the entire Movie Section at (Ebinpejo Lane or so) looking for this movie and I couldn't get it.

Well, I stopped watching Yoruba Movies long time ago since they only promote Cultism, Oloshoism, Armed-Robbery & other useless societal vices but - there can never be any Yoruba Movie as interesting & funny as TALONGBEMU BABA ONI WAIDI.

Mr. Latin, if you're seeing this, kindly make TALONGBEMU available for us.

It's on Youtube. I downloaded it a couple or so years ago.

The car I bought within 2 hours after joining. My people praise the looooooooooooooord!!!

UnBanEbenezer:
don't eat heavy foods before 6pm and sleep sideways

Thanks bros. Did you actually mean BEFORE 6pm or you meant to say AFTER 6pm? Please kindly clarify this, because most people tend to say that it is AFTER 6pm that I should avoid heavy meals?

ojun50:
Most times sleeping position could cause it....
You need to reduce yr stress.
If you are fat try and lose some weight.

Thanks bros. You have some points in the aspect of stress, and I will work on this.

Kriss216:

The energy used in replying me would have used to be a man stop snoring like a pig at night!

Please on what ground is your hostility towards me and how does this intelligently address the issue raised under this topic?

Kriss216:

Maybe you’re possessed.




Just saying sha.

Sorry bros, I am not possessed.
As a principle, I won't reply insult with insult if that is what your post is meant to imply.
By God's grace I am a respectful and decent person and I am here to encourage a solution-oriented discussion on the above stated issue.
Thanks.