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PDPwayoo: Yeye fowl wen dey lay yeye egg = Yeye parents wen dey born yeye pikins........
A good child or kid can never go close to cars for sale.

Anywayz, sorry sha.. R.I.P to the pikins and condolence to the mama/papa. This is the implication of having KPAKO-RORO family.

When you begin to have children, you'll recall this senseless comment you have made and i pray u'll have the courage to ask for forgiveness.

PRESIDENT Goodluck Jonathan has reaffirmed his administration’s commitment to improve the living standard of Nigerians, saying that with the level of effort being put into the power sector, there would be relatively stable electricity supply in the country by the middle of 2014.
Speaking to a cross section of Nigerians resident in Malabo, the capital of Equatorial Guinea, on Thursday, he also said the present level of insecurity in the country, as a result of the activities of the radical Islamic religious sect, would brought to an end as he was sure that the terrorists, would be overcome.
He regretted that the impression had been created in the public domain, which suggested that no achievement had been made by government, whereas steady progress was being recorded in various aspects of the nation’s life.
“On our own part, we believe that as a government, we will continue to do what is right. We are yet two years in government and from all indications, we are not going to praise ourselves, but we are moving towards the right direction.
“There are indices, though the Nigerian political environment is so heated up that if you read the papers you will even think that nothing is happening,” he said.
On the the activities of Boko Haram, he conceded that it was a major challenge for government, noting that though such terrorist activities were not peculiar to Nigeria, government would continue to confront it with a view to bringing it to an end.
Earlier, the Nigerian Ambassador in Equatorial Guinea, Sunday Bassey, had called for the strengthening of the Nigerian mission in the country, in view of the Central African’s strategic interest to Nigeria.
http://tribune.com.ng/news2013/index.php/en/news/item/7892-jonathan-assures-of-stable-power-supply-mid-2014

A 45-year-old van driver with Guaranty Trust Bank,(GTB), Olusegun Fatokun, was on Wednesday charged before an Ikeja Magistrates' Court over alleged theft of N17.3 million. Fatokun, who resides at No. 4, Wemimo St., Bariga, Lagos, appeared on one-count charge of stealing.
The Prosecutor,Sunday Ibrahim said that the accused stole 100, 000 US dollar and 10, 000 Euro, which is equivalent to N17.3 million, property of the bank.
Ibrahim said that the accused left the money behind in the van he went to offload, adding that he later took the money and hid it in a friend's house. He said that the offence was committed on March 8 at 6.30 p.m at GT Bank, Adeyemo Alakija Branch, Victoria Island, Lagos.
The prosecutor said that the offence contravened Section 285, Criminal Laws of Lagos State, 2011.
However, the accused pleaded not guilty to the charge.
The chief magistrate, Mrs A. Demi-Ajayi granted the accused bail in the sum of N500, 000, with two sureties in like sum.

somebody: Not sure why no one has said this but you can put an infant in the front seat but turn off the air bag. At least, that is the warning I've seen in my own car.

You must be driving a 2013 mercedes benz concept car.
I've not seen any of the regular Japanese or korean cars that can do this.
Infact i'm not even sure it's wise to have that option of turning off airbags, it's just like being able to turn off your brakes at will.

"hatred, envy and pride defile our lives"
Pope Francis.

IGBO-SON:
^^^Don't you think pics would have been a more effective way to convey your message?

Honestly, i don't know what's happening with Enugu gov't/ESWAMA anymore.

Why the fuc/k is it difficult to maintain an effective waste disposal system and sweep your roads on a DAILY basis?; yet they collect all their rates/levies/taxes without fail, and local gov'ts (who should have been responsible for environmental sanitation in the first place) receive their monthly allocation from the centre as and when due.

These gov't officials go abroad and see how spotless the streets are in national and regional/provincial capitals yet they come back home and let standards slip, while officials incharge are not held to account!

If the governor or his assistants responsible for keeping Enugu spotless bother to leave the comfort of their airconditioned offices and homes, they'd be in a good position to know when ESWAMA is slacking and then call them to order.

You are very right.
The DAILY sweeping of roads is what really bothers me.
Why is it so difficult for a state govt to do sth so routine?
You just summarised everything on my mind.
I couldnt really get pics bc i was in a moving car.

Owerri is a relatively clean city.
It's smaller landmass also makes waste management easier than lets say Enugu or Calabar.
Looking at the bigger picture i'll go for Uyo, Calabar, Owerri and Enugu.

Must every single bloody thing be tribalised?
There is a line between funny and outright madness,some comments here sound genocidal.
So many yoruba sociopaths are running amock on this forum.
I dont know why the word Igbo is so yoromagnetic. If the majority were Efik traders no Yoruba would have bothered commenting.

It appears the indiscriminate dumping of refuse on the Enugu PH highway towards ENUGU is on the increase.
ESWAMA seems to have completely neglected that aspect of Enugu.
The flyovers have been defaced with refuse.
ESWAMA pls do sth before it gets out of hand

9pm network news, and our bloody national tv NTA doesnt deem it necessary to make this headline news!
Thank God for social media and internet connectivity, gone are the days when the polpulace is fed doctored news.

What is OOU?
All these substandard glorified secondary schools parading themselves as universities.

What is the rationale behind granting pardon to a rogue who is worse than a suicide bomber?

*556#:
You are daft! In Yoruba Okoro = the bitter one.

All these greedy bastards trying to claim this girl should back off!

Oga 'bitter',if the story was Tinuade Okoro caught with a kilo of cocaine at Accra airport, U'll be the first to try and convince everyone that she's Igbo.

tpia@:
you must be new to nigeria or nl.

thats why you find the situation depressing.

I'm not new, apparently there is an influx of illbred teens with mobile devices commenting cluelessly.

If a former minister of the federal republic of Nigeria will go on twitter and use Yo mama jokes and even more depressingly get chants of encouragement from a vast majority of nairalanders then we in real trouble as a country.

deandavid: sorry to ask, but are you gay?

Sorry to ask are u a 5 year old?

Okija_juju: [b]First of all, no where did it say it was a drunk driver..

Secondly, I have been driving long enough to tell you for free that accidents do happen and they are not all a result of drunk driving.. Just 3 weeks ago, my friend flipped his Toyota Camry simply because he lost control of his vehicle for a split second. The car flipped 4 times before coming to a rest. Whilst still in the car, a trailer that was following him behind hit the car and also lost control, veering off into the bushes and flipping on its side as well. I know this friend and can tell you he is one of the slowest drivers I know. I have personally had an experience with my Honda when my front driver tyre came off of the bearing and this happened in the middle of an overtake where I was doing between 80 and 90, thank heavens that I was able to steer it into the bushes without killing anybody.

What you and your fellow hot headed students need to understand about accidents is that nobody comes out in the morning and says 'hey! I'm gonna kill somebody today'. If that were the case, then it's no longer an accident but rather murder. So you guys have burnt the mans vehicle and what I ask is if the guys have resurrected? You guys are worse than the driver. At least he didn't intend to cause any havoc, but you guys were. The driver had no control of his situation, but you guys did. You guys behaved like animals.

I really pity for your lot. Karma is. Cold hearted biitch that is very unforgiving. Pray she never remembers you, because in your case, it might not be your car but your life.. [/b]

You are on point.
However many accidents are preventable.
Now the car has been burnt one may never really know the actual cause of the event.

This is very sad

What is Caleb?
Where is Caleb?
How old is Caleb?
Has anyone seen anybody/anything useful from/bearing the name Caleb?

Goal!!
The keeper should get a card!

carzola man of the match?

Gervinho!!.!!...!!!!

Gervinho!!
I take back my comment

Gervinho?!
Switches off TV and heads to bed.

Bayern will be punished for this

Fabiasnski saves what would have been a sensational goal!

Wicked ball boy!

Rosicky!!!
what is it?!

damola311: Na you fix am?.......if barce lose now na another thing una go talk.....na God go save you people from "i hear,i talk"

You are not seeing the bigger picture.
UEFA is primarily about making money and not just entertainment!
This match was obviously fixed.

This match was fixed!
The result was decided in UEFA boardroom