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Goal!
Murinho na guru

wetin murinho dey tell fergie?

nani red card!
Good riddance

Some very crappy journalism seem to get to the front page by default.
Magnetic words include Fashola, Lagos and Igbo traders.

andyanders: Enugu, is very notorious for robbery kidnapping and all forms of crime. Let the Police keep arresting any of them because they know themselves and cannot point out those responsible because almost every member of their families are into crime.

Where do u live?
Do u know the meaning of VERY and NOTORIOUS or they just sound sweet to your ears.

TheBookWorm: I think it is very selfish of a politician to want to hold onto power even when their health is failing. Governor Chime main concern should be his health first and foremost. If he cannot govern his state due to poor health, he should step down and allow his deputy to take over the reigns of government. This peculiar problem of politicians refusing to relinquish power even when they are terminally ill seems to impact many African politicians. Just look at Robert Mugabe who seems like he would rather die in office than give up the presidency. However, godspeed to Governor Chime as he battles his ailment.

On what basiis is your dull brain comparing Chime an elected gov yet to complete his tenure to Mugabe a political tyrant.
Pls go back to sleep and clear your head before typing again.
If u want comparisons look at Ariel Sharon and Hilary Clinton.
Ariel is typical Chime scenario.

So these pple have brought their assasination habits all the way from the sun setting clans of Kwara down East.

RIP to him.

Tonto Dike

babapupa: How many of the rotten federal roads in Lagos have streetlights talk less the ones powered by your 419 newspaper kabukabu transformer...


These hopeless joker sef...

If your governor only deemed it necessary to put street light on Ikorodu road now after many years of governance i think he should be impeached.

take dat: Waiting for the adulators, who listed Fitch's credit rating of Nigeria, from stable to positive as an achievement of GEJ, to also congratulate Fashola!

Never knew Lagos was an independent country inside Nigeria.
Your statement clearly shows that Nigeria which Lagos is part of was upgraded to positive frm stable.
Soon this thread will be overrun by eko oni ogbanje! bleaters.

shymexx: Perhaps, you don't understand my sentiment...

I was alluding to the fact that there's nothing to celebrate in the extra 45MVA added since the designated areas still require more...

I know what substations are..

Really?
But u had no problem getting orrgasms from streetlights hung on Ikorodu road yet providing the source to power your 'world wonder' Ikorodu lights and a lot more is now mediocre.
You are an award winning bigot.

Yeecar: Mind Your Fuuckin.g Business !!!! (Moderators Stop changing My WordS for)

UNIILORIN product doing what they are best at.
You can make your point via intelligent arguements not crude cursing.
pls stop blaming the mods, the spambot filters UNIILORIN-like swear words.

No be these UNIILORIN grads wey no gree person hear word abt how their school is the best.
Yet their VC uses borehole to fill his water dispensers.

[quote author=PROUD-IGBO]^^^Ikengawo, not so fast mate! Chima is spot on in his analysis; and besides those pics you posted of Enugu are from a few years back when it was clean and the roads fairly new and swept daily; also i'm getting sick and tired of peeps showing only pics of independence layout and GRA whenever anyone wants to talk of Chimes' good governance, as if independence layout and GRA are the sum total of the whole Enugu metropolis!

Going by the video i posted yesterday, i'll score the state gov't/ESWAMA 25% (this is for cleanliness and appearance of the state capital).[/quote]God bless you!
I keep saying same on this forum.
Enugu can be so much better.
It is a very well planned city, which doesnt need so much to keep it spotless.
Have you driven down lower Presidential road?
It has apparently 'NEVER' been swept because grass is growing by the kerb right in the middle of the road!
Yet ESWAMA is putting new refuse collectors.
What does it take to sweep street roads with thousands of unemployed citizens roaming about.
Even for the few roads that are swept, work starts anytime from 10am.
hmmm.

It's just that they have such a lame governor.

I was born in Switzerland.













I wish i was born in Switzerland.

[quote author=Ejiné]It's because of his girly voice.[/quote]If he so much as looks in your direction not to talk of toasting you, the way you go take rush am eh.

Does the LGA have a chairman?
I see many brand new buses in Enugu with 'education' and the name of different LGAs written on them.
I wonder how much those buses cost and of what use they are?

vislabraye: The context in which he speaks is correct. Many people have indulged in excesses that led to their untimely death.

I was told of a man who went to the beach with some friends. After drinking several rounds of beer, he decided to sleep with a prostitute. He was so intoxicated that he didn't wear condom. After the sex, he realized himself. But it was too late. HE ENDED UP WITH HIV AND DIED.

You make it sound like 'the HIV' killed him before he got home from the beach.

Anvaller: Cool it guys, Oloye got it all wrong. As far as I know, the law only prohibits movements within the city and gathering in public places during the period. This is just to encourage ppl to stay at home and clean up their properties. What anyone is doing privately in a private property is not an issue. I grew up in a G.R.A in Ibadan and as far as I can remember, we really did not use that period for cleaning as it was not necessary. We moved about from street to street within our neighborhood (tho only walking, not driving) without any harassment by any authority. I remember we used this sanitation period in our neighborhood for landlord meetings. It would have been a big time drama if one Oloye came to our compound and arrested all the landlords because they were having a kind of meeting and not cleaning their properties. We need to be more sane about how we define our laws and how we implement them. If the golf course is a confined private property without any over flow of activities, I don't think Oloye had any business harassing those ppl. I see it as mere oppression. My opinion!

You really didnt make any point besides telling us that your father owns a house in Ibadan G.R.A.

[quote author=Okiki_Oluwa]If you complain, one BIATCH fit ban u o! Just dey manage any sh.it u get 4rm Nairaland's FP.[/quote]!!!

[quote author=PROUD-IGBO]^^^That's another one of my pet hates! It wouldn't be half as bad if they maintained it by re-coating it every couple of weeks and sweeping the streets of gathered dust/dirt every early morning. And why the fuc/k can't they keep open gutters clear of rubbish?.....get plain-clothes officials to catch and fine the litter louts if need be. [/quote]Most govts dont realise the tremendous task that waste management is.
They dont even understand that it is one of the most impt factors that make a city liveable and attract vistors and investors.
Anyway, i can tell you that Owerri is relatively one of the 'cleaner' cities we have.

I love road trips.
More pics pls.
Let the haters go kiss a porcupine.

Visocrate: in my own view eating late at night and going to bed shortly after that overworks the digestive system mostly the liver heart and the brain.because these organs are suppose to be resting when we are sleeping and not working

Half truth.
What of when you sleep in the daytime?

I love my late night snacks.
Not a very healthy habit.
Right now i'm nibbling on a chocolate.

[quote author=Rhino.5dm]Yes, But Lagos alone is far far far greater than your entire region in all ramifications. Lagos IGR is greater than the whole of south east put together, annual income is greater than that of your region put together.

How much will it take to make your region livable?[/quote]Gosh
This OP really got to you.
And who owns Lagos?

What for?

oluwadare26: Can u believe dat i'v made over 400 comments on Nairaland without no likeness! Please just "like" dis my comment.

You sound suicidal.

Reveals Blue Ivy's face?
Did it undergo plastic surgery or what?
It has always had a face nah.

$140k!
Even if it's on a NASA spacecraft.

[quote author=Real-Mccoy]How many igbos born and raised in Lagos or Kaduna could speak igbo? Dont be too ethnocentric.[/quote]Oh please get real.
This has nothing to do with ethnocentricity.
Your language is a strong factor in defining your identity.
Why dont you tell the English to give up their language and stop being ethnocentric?

jmoore: Dude, do you know that many Nigerians who have never traveled outside Nigeria can only speak English, are they from England? smh

Are you one of them?
If you are, i'm sorry about that, cause you really are losing your true identity.
Inability to speak your native language is nothing to be proud of
Dude.