₦airaland Forum

CarmelloANGEL: Some big cities @ nyt

Falls off the floor and dies laughing!

see the loooooong list of viewers salivating at tribal bigotry.

This is a biography many Nigerians can relate to.
The background of the president and his wife puts them in a position to view life from the perspective of the middle class Nigerian.

The very popular Jenifa movie is about to get yet another sequel that will entail the international exploits of Jenifa in Jamaica and the United States of America.

Funke Akindele-Oloyede, the producer and actress of the famed Jenifa role, has revealed exclusively to Channels Television that another sequel to the Jenifa movie franchise will soon be out and it will be about the trip of her alter ego to Jamaica and New York.
Jenifa, a very successful movie about the plight and antics of a village girl schooling in a major city will have the fourth sequel which will be about Jenifa’s international exploit.
According to her, the movie was shot in Caribbean Island of Jamaica and in New York.
She also revealed that another TV series titled ‘Season 3’ will also hit the airwaves soon and the shooting of the series will commence in a few months.
The newly wedded actress also spoke about how she’s slowed down her acting pace to give room for the home front and how she’s setting up a school of drama to help upcoming actors to hone their skill with requisite training.
She also went back to narrate how her acting career began, playing the teenage role in the TV series “I Need to Know”, when she was way ahead of her teen ages.
http://www.channelstv.com/home/2013/01/05/jenifa-goes-to-jamaica/

This shows that a square peg does not belong to a round hole.
Kudos to the prof.

ola_pluto: Like I pointed out earlier, and someone is pointing out again. Maltina, Malta guiness, etc are all BEERS!!! They are however non-alcoholic. So is Maltina haram?

Malt drinks are not beers.
They are non alcoholic brews.
The term non alcoholic beer is a misnomer.
Beer by definition is alcoholic just like wine.

Gabriel_sylar: widowsssssssssssssssssssssss wat killed 1000 men

Dont see it that way.
Remember that it's one man 4 wives so the death of one man creates 4 widows.
It will take the death of about 200 men to create 1000 widows.

Very primitive people

obo_man: Even looking closely at the staircase that leads towards the plane, you could see rust...lol


Pls don't patronise this Dana Coffin ...

The staircase is not part of the plane.

What's with these unfortunate immigrants trying to derail this thread nah.

OP well done.
They seem to be obsessed with round abouts.
Very elaborate decorations on them.

Truckpusher: *Grabs eagchild by the neck and load the disrespectful thing into my oldest and dirtiest truck and truckpush the olodo into a dangerous traffic*

LMAO!

Pls who is Tonto Dikeh?
I've been seeing her name on nairaland front page.

Truckpusher: and your mama looks like Patrick Obahiagbon when she dresses on pink Abi?

Didn't know ur surname was Jonathan.
And ur pushing trucks.

She just made pink look manly.

Brand_new: Muchechecheceh! What's the basis of your argument nau?
Every reasonable Nairalander knows it's suicidal to put a car like the Avantador on the Pot hole ridden Nigerian roads.
Most of the other cars OP posted are okay but a super car will always be a super car and the makers did not have Nigerian roads in mind when making them. One of the reasons why SUV's like the Range Rover has enjoyed so much patronage is Nigeria because of it's ruggedness and durability and they don't even come cheap.

Oya rant again. ODE!

Go easy on him please, he seems to have some sort of mental challange.

BMW for those who love to drive!
I love the BMW.
It drives orgasmically.

maclatunji: Hanhan, what kind of bad idea is this? There are more popular and capable candidates than this lady. What experience of governance does she have apart from being Asiwaju Bola Tinubu's wife and being foisted on people as a Senator?

Can she win a Ward election without her husband's political machinery? We Nigerians have lost it. 4 days into 2013, people have started campaigning for 2015. You can be sure nothing significant will be done this year by these politicians.

Shame on all of them and some of us the citizens who can't see and think beyond their greek gifts.

In other words you are trying to say that she rigged her way into the senate and the whole ACN set up is a charade.

No doubt Akpabio is doing well.
One wonders if it's due to the stiff opposition from the other major tribe.

The police command in Kogi state have arrested a middle aged man, Mr Hosea Folorunsho in Egbe town of Yagba West local government council for the alleged gruesome murder of his son for ritual purpose.
Briefing journalists on the arrest in Lokoja, the Kogi state capital, the Commissioner of Police, Mr Mohammed Katsina says the suspect, a herbalist, also buried the child in a shallow grave in his own compound.
The state’s Commissioner of Police, Mohammed Katsina while parading the suspect, Chief Hosea Folorunsho, at the state command headquarters, Lokoja-the state capital, disclosed that on the 31st of December 2012, the herbalist killed his son for alleged ritual.
Narrating the police investigation, the police boss, Mr Katsina disclosed that on the New Year’s Eve, at about 11:55PM, the suspect quietly took the baby named Sunday Folorunsho who was asleep in the middle of the night and murdered him in gruesome circumstances.
He added that having accomplished his mission, the suspect dug a shallow grave in his compound and hurriedly buried the corps of the baby.
The police escorted Mr Folorunsho to his compound where the baby’s corpse was buried and he was then asked to exhume the corpse.
Digging out the corpse of the baby, he handed over the body to a pathologist who conducted an autopsy on the dead baby.
The autopsy result read that the child died of multiple fractures through the application of blunt object and trauma.
The 48 year old suspect, a native of Egbe in Yagba West Local Government Area (LGA) of the state is married with three other kids.
http://www.channelstv.com/home/2013/01/03/police-arrest-man-for-killing-four-month-old-son-for-ritual/

see the loooong list of poor people viewing this thread and salivating.

Do we have to get adenuga's mansion shoved down our throats every now and then.
This was on the front page a few weeks ago.
Anyway he looks obese in that picture of his.
Hope he doesn't drop dead one day from a clogged artery.

achi4u: you are right,not all girls are money conscious...atleast my babe...

In other words you are poor.
Sorry.

Javanian: Everything on Planet Earth is Esoteric...

You realise i used the word 'very' right.
Besides front page topics should appeal to a wider range of audience.
If i come out ranting about my subspeciality in medicine, i wonder how many people will contribute.

brokoto: Biko warris this doing on the FP?

It tells the world that Nigerians are smart too.
Guess that's what the mod was thinking.
Though he forgot how very esoteric the topic is.

Okija_juju: We need to kill most of the people incharge of Works and Sanitation in many states.. This pictures would have looked alot nicer if only they were swept clean.. Thats what makes Calabar different from other states, their roads are swept twice daily.

I think they should be burnt along with the refuse if possible.
Wonder why people dont realise that sanitation is not child's play.

Double194: What is like to party?

How can u forget the name of ur favourite hore?

Aafulenu: naa the total was 600 not four hundred cos i can remember i scored 570 and i was the best in my state then.

It used to be 400 then 600 and subsequently 620.

ola_pluto: I strongly disagree with both of you sirs.
1. There are non-alcoholic wines with 0.0% alcohol in it. There are also beers with 0.0% alcohol. Maltina is a type of beer. For a list of non alcoholic beers and wine on sale, check this website: http://alcoholfree.co.uk/.
2. Oga Sunnymoore, am sorry you have no jurisdiction to speak for Islam.

Pls refer to a standard English dictionary.
Non alcoholic wine does not exist.
If it has no alcohol it is called juice.

Dawdy: Osun is the Safest State In Nigeria

And probably the most boring.

They just participated that's all, nothing spectacular about coming 2nd out of 4 African countries.
What is their overall position?
Maybe 102nd.