₦airaland Forum

tsdarkside:
jonathan comes in my mind now...are we sure that jonathan was realy a doctor??

You need IQ boosting exercises.

Very innovative.

emaculate99:
while rehearsing this night, our oga at the top stroll over to join us with the rehearsal. startled! one of us was and she gave an alarm about it. running and startled, all of us were but its power of startling people was soon overcome by the powers of superior master. check out the picture of the startling thing... how long and big it was.

Startle
Startling
Startled
Startlingly
Startles

Everyone is looking for cheap publicity.

I don't care about the petty exchanges but Owerri is presently in a neglected state.

Virtually all the roads are failing.
World bank axis(new Owerri) is totally a wreck.

All the major roads have a signature pothole.

The traffic lights are for fancy.

Sanitation is subpar.
Security is deteriorating.

The state needs an overhaul.

naijathings:
God , if i see this chewing gum one more time on nairaland frontpage I am gonna piss on my laptop.

i see this like 25000000 times a year on nairaland.
as for the chewing gum, i can remember lots of questions and answers i learnt from that gum and
i remember how i used to get pissed when I see the same question on the bubble gum over and over
again especially this one

HOW WEIGHT OF A WHALE IS EQUAL TO THE WEIGHT OF 25 ELEPHANTS

LMAO!

Dandy bubblegum is even older.

The SE seems to be the only safe place now.

nkemdi89:
What do you my friend these is an intelligent organisation and not a media organistion, do you think you are privy to know everything? Democracy indeed so even their operation plan should be published to the public too since you want to know everything.

There is nothing confidential about a public memo.

This is not a covert operation.

nkemdi89:
These are confidential and restricted document meant for the service consumption and not for the general public, my prayer for the person divulging such information to the public and also other moles in the organisation is that they will never have peace of mind and rest in their career, for God sake this isn't fair no matter how disgruntled that person or people are, they shouldn't be doing these. Mod you people should not just post anything sent to you online please.

Confidential indeed.

Do you think we are in a military junta?

This is a democracy.

We left a man of peace whose key words remain that his political ambition is not worth the blood of any Nigerian and chose the person who said that dog and baboon will be soaked in blood if he loses.

Now we have blood being spilt on a daily basis.

dulux07:
It arguably d green mamba. Cos that is d major green snake common in west africa.

It is not the green mamba.

Look closely at the scales and you will see that it has no intermediate black under skin that is characteristic of the west African green mamba.
Also the West African green mamba is not as lush green as the eastern one but has a yellow green ventral surface.

This particular snake is fairly common in grassed areas even in urban centres and they are empirically known to be harmless.
We need our own local ophiologist or herpetologist to help in identifying some species which may not have been previously identified.

tetraman:
Someone mentioned the green mamba. It seems to be the one.

From Wikipedia :
The western green mamba is a very alert, nervous, and extremely agile snake that lives mainly in the coastal tropical rainforest, thicket, and woodland regions of western Africa. Like all the other mambas, the western green mamba is a highly venomous elapid species. Its venom is a highly potent mixture of rapid-acting presynaptic and postsynaptic neurotoxins (dendrotoxins), cardiotoxins and fasciculins. Some consider this species to not be a particularly aggressive snake, but others have suggested that they are extremely nervous and are prone to attack aggressively when cornered. Conflict with humans is low compared to some other species found in the region. Bites to people by this species are quite uncommon. Their mortality rate, however, is high; many of the recorded bites have been fatal. Rapid progression of severe, life-threatening symptoms are hallmarks of mamba bites. Bites with envenomation can be rapidly fatal. Case reports of rapidly fatal outcomes, in as little as 30 minutes, have been recorded for this species.

That is definitely not the green mamba.

tetraman:
Someone mentioned the green mamba. It seems to be the one.

From Wikipedia :
The western green mamba is a very alert, nervous, and extremely agile snake that lives mainly in the coastal tropical rainforest, thicket, and woodland regions of western Africa. Like all the other mambas, the western green mamba is a highly venomous elapid species. Its venom is a highly potent mixture of rapid-acting presynaptic and postsynaptic neurotoxins (dendrotoxins), cardiotoxins and fasciculins. Some consider this species to not be a particularly aggressive snake, but others have suggested that they are extremely nervous and are prone to attack aggressively when cornered. Conflict with humans is low compared to some other species found in the region. Bites to people by this species are quite uncommon. Their mortality rate, however, is high; many of the recorded bites have been fatal. Rapid progression of severe, life-threatening symptoms are hallmarks of mamba bites. Bites with envenomation can be rapidly fatal. Case reports of rapidly fatal outcomes, in as little as 30 minutes, have been recorded for this species.

That is definitely not the green mamba.

That is a non venomous green snake.

The Daura "genius " is yet to appoint a finance minister which has kept foreign investors wary.

But the OP chose to ignore this.

ZeroTolerance:
The population of Enugu city is around 700 000, that is less than 20% of Enugu state's 4 million population, so the earlier you accept that your population theory does not hold watter, the better. Besides, repairing the few remaining bad roads in Enugu does not the govt him from constructing/repairing roads other places.

I don't know where you got your population stats from but Enugu state has an estimated population of about 3.26million with a density of 460/sqKm, while Enugu city has an estimated population of 722, 000 with a density of 17, 000/sqKm.

What i'm simply trying to make you realise is why your analogy is flawed. Abakpa and Emene are more densely populated hence road construction there will impact more lives than it would in the rural area both in economic and social terms.

Of course like I said earlier I believe the government should be able to handle rehabilitation of Obollo Afor roads, but in a situation where they have to choose we all know where the priority lies.

So he had to recall a fellow retiree to come and head the SSS just because he is from Daura.

What is Buhari getting us into.

ZeroTolerance:
More of Obollo Afor... As you can see, people actually live in these rural areas, contrary to what some fools say.

More people live in Abakpa and Emene.

I hope the government deals with all (which it hopefully should be able to) but if not, it is clear where the priority lies and where more impact can be made with less funds.

lol!
You got me at the end.
You should send this to all candy crush addicts.

IGBOSON1:
^^^Thanks Bros! I just like reading scary novels.....like those of Stephen King!

You are a Stephen King fan!

I thought as much.

That write up mirrors Stephen King.

Buhari's first month in office is the WORST ever of any president in the history of Nigeria.

Habidab:
There is nothing you people will not talk,but if the situation of queuing in filling station is erradicated and things are moving steadily like this,no corruption...like most of you papa Jona administration did...In a Month please give credit to the BABA

Fuel situation that arose few weeks before the handover due to fears of uncertainty if what Buhari's government will be.

tsdarkside:
but in your hearths,you guys are wishing failure...mind you,i was a strong jonathan follower ones...i had nothing against jonathan,,,only that chibok situation realy pisssed me off!!!

Are the girls back?

Even if a warning of very graphic is added when such pictures are put up, there is a limit to what can be shown in such a forum.

This man has relatives that are still alive and would rather forget this gruesome ordeal.

It think such pictures should not be put up at all.

If one can notice professional TV stations do well to leave out gory details. This is mainly done to protect the grieving families.

Please lalasticlala, Seun etc take down or sensor the picture.

I have had a personal experience with both cars.


The Honda is no doubt the better car to drive but that is not what you mentioned as priority.

The Toyota is cheaper to maintain, is more durable(by virtue of our mechanics being more comfortable to work on it),and has a better resale value.

Correctman0606:
This Dumbest president pictures are improving every days. His neck and face appears very big while below the neck appears very dry like, as in dry fire wood. This apc photo man sabi hom work well.
He photogeaphers should countinue to deceive himself. There is nobody who does not know Buhari's dried body like half inch rod.

Rochas is a monumental failure.

Virtually all the roads in Owerri are on the verge of failing.

Apart from Wetheral and perhaps Orlu,akanchawa roads all the other roads have one terribly bad spot or another.

World bank is a no go area now.

maum:
Kanayo was Chief Omego in the movie
Kenneth Okonkwo - Andy
Ngozi Nwosu - Ego
Ngozi Nwankwo - Caro
Jennifer Oliseh Ossai(Late) - Chinyere
Bob-Manuel Udokwu - Mike
Francis Agu - Ichie Million
Chizoba Bosah - Aunty Andy
Daniel Oluigbo - Chief priest
Sydney Diala - Initiator
That year...
...and many others I can't remember now. Can't believe I've actually forgotten Paulo's name.

Now who remembers Evil Passion, Jezebel and my all-time favourite, Rattlesnake?

Rattlesnake was awesome.

Try driving off with a policeman on your hood in the US at a checkpoint and see whether you will live to tell the story.

Tolexander:
you are very right bro!

The one that still keeps me wondering is that of a family in my neighborhood. They will always go to church every Sunday morning to struggle with other members for the limited parking spaces in the church about 3 houses away.
Father driving Nissan Murano, mother in her Sienna, Son in his Toyota corolla and Daughter in her KIA Concerto.
Convoy to church of 3houses away with limited parking spaces!

What is the meaning of that?

Una go kill person for here.
lol!

Even if he insists the person must be from northern Nigeria, must the person be ex military.

ZeroTolerance:
Are you saying Emene is the only road he can repair in the next for years? What is clannish about what I said? I am not from Nsukka and I spoke for all rural areas in Enugu. You are a confirmed fool sir.

He has to start somewhere.

I am not against him developing Nsukka but you make it seem as if his road construction in Emene is an overkill.
Which is not.
Emene is the state's industrial layout and if you are hoping to attract investors that will grow the state's economy, Emene should definitely be in a decent condition.

InyinyaAgbaOku:
Development of emene, abakpa and 9th mile shouldn't hinder developing the rural areas or their revenue potentials. You ppl make it sound as if all revenue is only possible in the capital . UDI can serve as a tourist heaven if those attractions are turned into commercial tourist sites and a city will sprout from there too.

I agree with you.

I was replying to a post that implied that the governor's road works in Emene was laying too much emphasis in Enugu city when the governor had already promised he would also give Nsukka a proper make over.