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Pls ,my fellow drivers ,the flyover at jibowu where we descend to enter shiro street to connect yabatech,is it illegal ,lastma hold me and seized my car despite my begging,I have been using the route now for over one year,I'm surprised to be apprehended today.theybdtove my car to their yard.The lady I carried sef dey surprised.na wa

Just fling the dead phone out the window asap.i bind the spirit of poverty that is pushing you to sell a dead phone in Jesus name, amen.

Lawnre:
I have IPHONE6 that just stopped working.... Anyone interested in buying should let me know... I live in Surulere

Fuel scarcity in Lagos ,the lord is our strength,we the movers of lagos.any opportunity I see buy fuel,na to buy 90litres go put for house.enough of all these yeye queues.

To hell with Nigeria and fuel scarcity,I feel so sorry for the next generation coming,things will be so hard for them

APC Lagos rally tomorrow at teslim stadium,expect road closure around stadium axis at noon.

Nigerians na wa,dis our sense ehn,if this your idea is feasible and viable, kukuma go bank apply for the loan na.abi go meet all those aboki doing bureau de change and borrow 1m from dem ,or you can try those yeye loan shark companies,here na just forum for ehailing hustlers.

michaelpenz:
If you have 1 million naira cash now, then this idea is for you.

Two of the major setbacks Nigerian business people have are;

1. The person who has ideas, have no money to bring the idea to life, and grow the money.

2. The person who has money, have no idea how to grow the money, and is afraid of the next person who have the idea because, the one who have the idea may run away with his money.

I encountered the second challenge a lot because I have lots of ideas, but no initial money to start up. My money is tied in several places, and I rarely have physical cash to the tune of money I need for some businesses.

But, I have decided a new way to work with the person who has the money... so, if you have 1 Million naira, I will work closely with you.

I would have said, leave me with your money, but since we have not known ourselves, I will propose we start like this:

First. You have to live in Abuja, because that is where I stay...

I will come over to your apartment, or any place you are comfortable with, and also stay at any place of your choice during the course of the business.

If you have a car, it will be good, if you don't, I will drive down your location with my own car.

The car will be used to be going to bank and returning with the money we will make while we are together.

It is important to stay with me so, you could be seeing where your money is going to. And be sure that I am not running away with your money.

I will also be in your place with my car, until the business is completed. Usually, I work more from home, so I can be doing the business and doing my other businesses.

But I will be staying with you for assurance purposes.

The business will take from now, until January 31st. If the window did not close, and you behave well, I will continue the business with you.

But if the window closes by then, as I am thinking it might, you take your capital and profit, and we separate.

Your part is to put in 1 Million naira.

My part is to do the work with the money from your location.

Your earning will be 200, 000 naira weekly until the end of 31st January. Do the maths.

The business is 100% legit, and you have zero risk of losing your penny.

At the end of the business, we split the capital 50/50.

That is where my own earning comes in.

I know this sounds too good to be true, but it is true and the window is open for now.

Remember, I can only be in one place at a time, and since the guarantee of your money in the business requires my presence, only one person can do the business with me.

So, make up your mind on time and we can deal. Before some one else takes the opportunity.

You have nothing else to contribute except that money you could have kept lying idle somewhere.

I do all the work, you do the earning. By January, your 1M have turned 2,100,000 or more.

This has zero risk, and I am there with you.

where I fit see fuel buy like dis,my guage dey last bar,scared to patronise black market,two of my early costumer don halla me ,I say I no get fuel, imagine

Na "obidient" be the new name lol

Hmmm,last week vio stopped me at iponri demanded for rwc ,I gave them my photocopy ,they told me it's has expired,I told them it was just the previous day it expired,only God know if na JuJu dem use sha,they told me to off engine and come down,I sense danger cos these guys are very cunny and wicked.i quickly wound up and central lock my car.then I noticed another officer fiddling with something below my booth thru my rear mirror.all of a sudden the officer yanked my plate number off.i was alarmed immediately, I put my car in reverse and zoomed off then I entered national stadium parked my car and took the next korope to the scene where it happened,I demanded for my plate number back ,they refused to give it back,wow such effontery.i quickly stored the officer name who yanked my plate number in my head.then I quickly went to renew my rwc.then i put a call through to their head office at Berger,I explained all that happened to the engineer who picked the call,told him the name of the officer,he told me to come to Berger before 9 the next day.gbam I met the officer in mufti with my plate number in his hands.dude was so downcast,the fool said I hit him with my car,he even wrap plaster on his legs.the engineer said I should apologize for hitting him with my car,I did, though he was lying,then he said I should collect my plate number and go,lol.this idiot officer wrote expired rwc and dangerous driving on the rwc photocopy I gave them at the scene.the fool wan use me do Xmas lol

Pearl1910:
Reports have come in of a fake RRS/Task force Squad who in the guise of effecting an arrest and car impound, steal the car and leave no trace.
Don't allow anybody take possession of your car and drive off telling you to come to station or lastma office without u in d car. U either drive to d station or be a passenger or worse case resist till they use a towing van with u inside.
I think this is part of why Lasg has banned lastma from arresting motorists.

Oniru beach wan turn to airport ni,sup with the yeye rules,I don't blame them,na hunger ABI na sapa dey cause am , me I will carry anybody wherever and whenever I feel like ,lemme see dem do Thier worst I kuku get enough backup for DSS,so no shaking

IFSHR:
Beware ! Beware !

A Lebanese where I worked before In engineering close viictoria island told me that Blacks are their own worst enemies,he told me how his company wanted to increase weekly wages of workers only for the Nigerian executives in the company to kick vehemently against it.saying if the wage is small the workers should resign.and that they will bring in new workers.envy and jealousy is the black man Achilles heels.
I'm glad indrive and bolt is not the brainchild of a blackman if not, the commission wey we go dey pay ehn.fit reach 50 percent.lagride how far now,yeye Lagos state government dey shook their yeye eyes for our biz, instead of them to fix internal roads within the metropolis.

Ashawo sef dey born pikin dey flaunt am ,if shame was a person.yeye man living off a prostitute.

American cars na error pro max ,my guy run ooo,sare Kaba Kaba,how many you see for road

I know she was wrong,but na woman na ,you for pity am na,you even carry am reach station,na wa

Eyinola1:
I deal with one girl this night and am happy about it,picked her from oremeji Allen to presken awolowo Road trip ended 1400 she say when she dey book na 1300 she see so na 1300 she go pay omo I vex ooo na so people gather for our head and told her to pay me 1400 she say never ,na so presken manager vex say make I dey carry her dey go comot for their compound zoom I drive like jamesboond straight to alausa police station she try wan drag steering with me say me and am go die today but as omo ogbon I don already position my hand on d gear ..long story short I explain give police na so those one dey abuse am say shey na me use my hand write 1400 for the app , police say make she give me my 1400 oo, I collect my money na so she say make I open car door for her to go back to presken I say for whr, if u wan go presken bring one kay I entre ,central lock and zoom off

You are welcome bro as a newbie, don't allow dat nonsense again o, those yeye people go use you dey chop food,e no follow rara,pls be careful with those places I made bold,constant plying of bad roads there will damage your shocks,me no kuku dey go alimosho again,ejigbo nko Neva ,abule ado and satellite nko I jump and pass.make dem go take yellow taxi make those ones nack dem Price,places wey be say even Lagos state govt don forget dem patapata, place wey common okada ban no reach,be careful when plying such routes.

Ekeoma3650:
Good morning guys, my experience as new bie to Indrive


My first ride was to Civic center is a church in ikotun idimu road na family members I carry go church,


After dropping them, Indrive refused to allow me get order till I make payment so had to use my ATM to mk payment.


My second order was to deliver a surprise birthday CAKE at ipaja road ( find it hard to locate the estate really spent more than an hour looking for the area ) finally delivered.


My second order was from ikotun to Ajao estate carry family members to swim ( the really delayed me had to stop over for them to eat at buka hut was thinking they are buying take away only for me to wait over 5mins and when I went inside, saw them eating was so annoyed, she apologize and said take away was expensive)

My third rider was from Ajao estate to oshodi family members coming back from church.


Fourth ride, from oshodi to ikotun ( stopped over for her to buy food at chicken Republic)

Cancelled a ride as I reach pick up point, I saw 4 XXL and 1 small girl ( 5 people) I told them am not going and cancel the order.


Next ride from LAISU to idimu ( stoped over to buy cake for birthday) when we got dia, she asked me to wait and paid me well off record.


My last rider was from [b]NNPC Ejigbo [/b]to Okota, picked up her boyfriend and drop them at ShopRite ( off record too )



Got home by 11pm.

Expenses:
Bought fuel of 7500 and paid Indrive 2k


Total completed ride - 8

Cancelled - 1


But seriously all the ladies I carried wia all snapping picture and doing video, adjusting AC ( as in just can't sit and enjoy ride without acting drama )

Had a smooth ride no police wahala , no lastma wahala and was careful / my Riders even show me road too.

With time I will improve and know road


Next Sunday am thinking of going to ISLAND.


Seriously you can only enjoy This as side hustle and when the car is urs. D money I mk on Sunday really helped for this week.


Will put more effort to increase my revenue

Buy toks gear and use the right fliud i.e Toyota type t -iv,any other roadside fliud you use na error

safo99:
greetings my people.... my car no dey enter reverse again but he dey enter drive.. wetin una suggest should i work the gear box or buy a new one... i drive a toyota corolla 2004 model year(Canada spec).. una input go dey highly appreciated..

The way Nigerians are buying toks engines for various brands of vehicle ehn ,only God knows the cause,even in India where Dana brings this Korean cars ,I doubt they change engine like we do.the earlier we stop importing and using roadside cheap engine oil,the better

See wetin APC rally don cause,if to say hin no ,e for no go ,abi dem force am go ni,na wa o,just go die like fowl on top yeye rally

January 31st is too far far sef, Dec 10 should be more like it ,let the arm robbers we call leaders run upandan like headless chickens,them think say dem wise ,dey go dey keep billions for dem yard.yeye people,I no say na usa abi na UK go give emefiele abi na Buhari dis kain brain to redesign naira.

Hyundai all the way,more reliable than the American crap,how many Chevrolet Aveo you see for road.

I take it very early in the morning like before six am or few minutes past six,the traffic is moving well ,once its past six thirty I use federal railway to connect murtala Muhammed then I connnect third mainland.but now with the recent road closure on eko bridge I will totally avoid it like plague.

Glithronix:
You dey take eko bridge in the morning?
It is well oooh.
Much respect, boss.

I don't have your time at all .

Conner44:
So you always drive where there are streetlights and houses, vulcanizers and spare tyre sellers open for business 24/7, no bushes or lonely stretches of road from mondays to Sundays and even late at nights abi? it’s like you are still yet to grasp the full meaning of the word emergency

I like dealing with people who talk like you you can call me whatever names your small mind can conjure up but you’ve always been an inconsequential fellow to me . . . a nobody, so I’d gladly pass

This wan wey eko bridge don get kleg again,it's like na to abandon am totally during rush hour for morning,picked a lady this morning, destination was sterling towers marina ,I check time twas about some minutes past six,na so I say make I sharply run the package using eko bridge patapata na 35 minutes I go use ,like play like play I spend over one hour on top that yeye bridge,govt just dey do anyhow dey close road for eko bridge.

When I hear organise by asake,the part where he said ogbon sodiq,it reminds of the fool,overwise dey worry am lol, marketing a product for 100k when vulcanizer full every where and spare tyre dey, jumper cable nko e dey.product dat he himself doesn't use ,I'm sure he doesn't drive sef

Muhammadson2020:
Baba go and rest. You re not a good business man at all. In this hardship of economy wey people no fit buy a Bag of rice of ₦50k put for house you expect them to count ₦100k and give u on this wack product when vulcanizer wey go pump your tyre for ₦200 full everywia.

Your feasibility study and market research is very poor. Cheaper, affordable, reliable , durable, effective and efficient similar product with same function would have been better. Let say like range of ₦10k - ₦25k. People go rush am fast fast

If you want good returns and profits in a speed of light, go for mass production.

There are alot of things you Need to learn in world of business.

I am not an IBO man but I will lecture you on buying and selling

That's why I called u fish brain when Vawulence took place the last time.

As Mobil one don cost wella ,na Pennzoil be my hope now, seahorse kor sea goat ni ,I no fit use my engine play rara, seahorse dat one can't vouch for the additives used for engine protection

Fine body sha ,but engine cost ehn, cerato brain box and gear cost ehn for this times no be for here o

Try get a functional tokunbo car dats all with a small engine like 1.4litre,1.6litre,or 1.8 litre,if it's naija used you want to buy shine your eyes very well ,cos 7 out of eight you see put up for sale have been thoroughly abused and will turn to a endless money pit during repairs,to avoid premium tears stay clear of most naija used.a lady got a naija used car for 1.7 million,only for her to realise that the engine is gone after driving for like a week,she is preparing to buy a new engine worth over 700k due to dollar wahala, still no guarantee on the efficiency of the toks engine .

Hmmm,if it is toks like foreign used ,use fully synthetic oil for servicing like Mobil 1, Pennzoil,Castrol egde,liqui moly,but if it is 9ja used make enquiries about the oil previously used and continue with it.you are good to go.

janeIBfashion:
So I got my first car, Hyundai Accent 2016, $o happy for myself... So my lovely nairalanders please recommend a decent and expert mechanic to me someone who knows about Hyundai cars very well

My Location is on the island of Lagos but nevertheless even if the mechanic is coming from the mainland am capable for that I just need an expert



Thanks In advance

If you can't maintain the Lexus 300 kukuma sell it off, don't try dat operation at all,you will lose on all fronts.even if you do it ,you will put other road users life in serious risks,you owe other road users duty of care.this scenario reminds me of an accident I witness live along ikorodu expressway,a Camry muscle had an accident when I approach the scene I peep at the open hood and notice a corolla engine, immediately I knew the cause.though the driver died on the spot.

H`orny of Ife is making an absolute mockery of this revered seat .at least he should have spaced the timing of bringing new wifes to the palace.maybe wait a year to bring in a new wife.no be to dey marry new wives within a very short timespan.as if he as more than one dick in his pants.see as he carry evening newspapers full palace.namsense

Groundnut oil ke,when palm oil make sense like madt,orgasm after orgasm

geewean:
Comrade,you be baskard ooooo."pour groundnut oil" I don laugh tire.

Useless great Britain that put ibo in this contraption called 9ja,let's dem have their own country for godsake,it's common knowledge that the average ibo is a thief ,both male and female,make dem go ,ABI dem won develop India again,see the mumu wey go USA go dey Rob come do lavish wedding