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HenryDion:
You can have all the resources and talents, but if you can't sell yourself, you'll remain among these pitiable writers stuck in endless #2/PW.

In my years of ignorance, I have to write day and night for a month to even make #50,000.

I keep saying it, Nigerian clients will never help you succeed in this writing world, because they undervalue writers.

A Nigerian client paying you #2/PW feels he's overpaying you already, and demands a STELLA project or punish you by dumping tons and tons of requirements and headaches.

Never get stuck in the rat race, writing #2 or #3 per word, when there are bosses like myself earning $200 just to write a 1000 words article.

"It's not by who write pass, but who smart pass!" - Ibeleme Henry

Hello. Please I'd like to learn your methods. Can I send an email?

nigeriahero:
Hey nairalanders,

If you are always connected to the internet, why not make some money doing what you like best? WRITING! That is, if you love researching and writing

This is only for people with a good command of the English Language.

I am looking to hire 1 professional writer for the next 2 to 3 months.

How much am I paying?

Well, this is up to you, how much would you like to be paid? Please state your price per 1000 words. I am paying in Naira.

Are you interested?

Then comment on this thread, and then send your sample(s) to my email; clementjjoseph (at) yahoo (.) com and please mention your nairaland username and your TAT for 1,000 words. (I won't respond if you skipped this)

The content has to be 100% written by you and it has to pass plagiarism check. Please if this is not for you, do not waste my time and yours.

For this project, we will be focusing on CAR engine oils, (product reviews), etc.

God bless you.

Can we send you old samples of our work? Must it be related to car engine oils?

ProjectJosh:
Anyone who can help us locate Joshua Ajisope of Farmfunded Agroservices Ltd will get a N50,000 reward for his/her effort.

Please contact me directly on Telegram at @Audacious_Investor if you have any information that could lead us to him or his family.

Reason: Joshua Ajisope ran away with investors money.

There's a guy who looks like this operating a POS stand not far from OAU gate. He bears a resemblance--tooth gap, shape of head, etc--not 100% sure it's him tho

tunbosun002:
Thank you for this response, I plan on going with a soldier to create a scene.

Please if you can, get some of your friends with cars. Let them block all the petrol dispensers so that nobody else can buy fuel. When the stupid manager sees that he's losing money, he will receive sense

Awwn. Who will go out with slim girls like us

Catfishing:
you suck

You suck eggs

Catfishing:
are you 40+

No 70+
Loser

AmazingELixir:


Hmmm....who are these idiotas disrespecting the dead by posting their pictures online....what is even wrong with bloggers of today.

On a lighter note African women will never control their weight once they get into a man's house in marriage most of them think it's a license to eat themselves to shapelessness....so happens these day most men are a little different from Billy goats what my lovely people refer to as Wonpi

The woman was pregnant. Obviously she was bound to gain some weight

Walkee:
to be fair, if I were in their shoes with the alimony and child support traps I would have probably also been looking for a menopausal lady with dried ovaries

Continue making excuses for your vile behavior

Nigerian men can be so immature. There's nothing wrong with an older woman looking for love. I recently had an opportunity to interact with many older American men, many of whom were over 60 and the majority of these men wanted women their age or a few years younger. It just makes one wonder what's wrong with Nigerian Men and their vile habit of age shaming women.


And before you start your predictable taunting, no I'm not up to 25 yet.

Ryda:
Dear men, if you're not married to any woman or whatsoever don't touch her when you get provoked.
Kindly move on for there are plenty of fishes in the ocean

Modified
If you quoted me saying you should only beat a woman when you're married to her, You'll have to tell me the color of your problem.

Where was it stated in my post that you should only beat a woman if you're married to her?

You implied it dumbass

Newguy999 please try to stop doing all those google searches. When I noticed that I had a breathing disorder and read all about COPD, believe me, I thought I would die immediately. I stopped dwelling on it and channeled my energy to doing things I enjoy.

Sometimes when we focus on our little issues, our brains tend to go into overdrive. Try meditation and breathing exercises. It will calm your nerves. If you're afraid of jogging, you could consider brisk walking. Don't overstress yourself. You won't fall down and die randomly.

During your breathing exercises, pretend you're breathing through your chest. Allow your chest to rise and fall slowly. it might calm you down better

definitelyME:
"NO FORGIVENESS FOR UNIVERSITY OF ILLORIN" I think she must have done or said something to the wrong set people ...I am in no way in support of this rubbish act of wickedness....my advice to all female undergraduates out there especially those in public universities:

1.) Always be nice in your words and actions to people on campus...

2.) If you are not interested in anyones relationship or sexual advances, let them know in a nice and unrude way.

3.) Always try to stay away from the spot light as much as possible ( be on a low, especially if you're very beautiful)

4.) Try to be friends with those troublesome one's on campus( not too close, but be familiar with them)

5.) (This is the most important of all)..
Always respect everybody on campus even if you senior them..and always dress very descent so as not to attract too much attention..

R.I.P to the dead

No offense Sir, but you're a fool. Ladies should decrease their shine because of some stupid unstable men? Where is your advise to guys about developing a think outer shell for when they encounter rude women? Cos last time I checked, both men and women tend to be rude out there.

And what's this shít about dressing? Muslimahs and babies don't get raped? Foolish comment.

For all we know the rapists might have been random cultists who couldn't control their preeks after seeing a beautiful girl. Advise your fellow men OK?

Discord:
Hi Nairalanders, kindly need your advice, please.

I am currently in my second year studying a five years course in a federal university, I have no interest in what
I am studying, I got good grades tho. Just doing it because that is what my parents want me to do. I have no passion for it,
oftentimes I feel I am just wasting my time in school.

I love programming and would love to drop out of uni to focus on it and give my all to it. Seeing a lot of graduates
living from hand to mouth, struggling to earn a living is truly not encouraging.

I know 2 guys that were both in your shoes. Very brilliant chaps. Programming is an art that requires a lot of focus, so one of them switched to an easier course that didn't require any calculations, in order to focus more on programming, while the other continued his difficult course (mathematics), along with programming.

The first one didn't have issues; he allocated time for each easily. The second one had a harder time tho, cos mathematics no be beans. He ended up with a few carryovers. So young blood, if your course is not so difficult, I'd advise you combine them...otherwise...

Vipro:
Indifference curve ,short run and long run cost.

Chat me up on WhatsApp: 08150801426

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Damn

phygo89:
Smoking "maynot" be a sin but rather a bad habbit. And not all bad habbits are sin like snoring, over laughing. But your action after smoking is what matters.

If otherwise, show a place smoking is labelled sin in the bible.

Lol. Snoring is a habit? Did you smoke before typing?

daylay7:
I was wondering why we were raised to be a provider in a marriage. Responsibility should be shared 50/50 but here in this part of the world, it is the man that must provide everything. I was speaking with a woman the other day and she told me out-rightly that it is the responsibility of the man to pay all the bills. I feel if I'm paying the house rent, my woman should be able to pay the children school fees. But No, it is the man's responsibility here. I don't think it is like that in Europe.
So, why can't we imbibe the European culture? It was on the app that a woman built two houses from her earned money without her husband knowing and yet, he pays all the bills including the womans' need and many more.
Why can't we share the bills in a union/marriage? Is it fair enough for the man to carry all these burdens?

I hope you know it's not only financial responsibilities that exist in a marriage. Hope you're also willing to share domestic duties and babysitting 50/50 too? As well as preparing meals

Joel3:
People ask me why I don't take girls serious and if I don't plan to marry. One question in my mind is how many women nowadays will submit their money at their man feet ?

My old man run the home even when no one works. And when my mom start working she submit the money at his feet. Girls nowadays are looking for man that will serve them. Count me out.

Lol your level of insecurity is astounding.

If you truly want to follow the old ways, you would take care of all the financial duties in your home and not bother your wife with finances

omolola100:
it has become the usual habit of my brother to always consult prophet before taking any step, i could remember when he wanted to start a business when he graduated from school, the prophet told him to use the money and sow a seed into the church, he told him he is going to get a visa to travel out, without hesitation he gave out the money for church instrument.up till now he has never gotten any visa.

No offense ma, but your brother is not wise. I don't think talking can change such a person

Why can't he just take her for a fertility test?

The level of backwardness in this country is really appalling. Basing your marriage on the ideas of pastors that might be fake.

I would never think of marrying such a man.

Are you having issues with any school topic? Are you finding a topic too boring to read and understand?

For a very small fee, I'll create an audio file explaining any topic you want in details that are very easy to understand.

Text me on WhatsApp: 08150801426

Sorry Ma

Meanwhile,

Jamb Novel Expo

Sorry about the title. I needed to get you in here.

Are you too busy to read the Jamb novel? Are you a science student who doesn't fancy novels at all? Or maybe all those big words are just too many and are confusing you.

If I give you a solution, will you take it?

Well, no worries. I've read the novel 2 times very thoroughly and have 2 files that will help you ace the novel questions in your Use of English section.

Since most students don't enjoy reading, I created a way for you to learn on the go with:

An audio file containing the entire summary of the book, which will help you understand the novel whether you read it or not

A PDF file of ALL the big words/vocabulary used in the book, meanings and the exact contextual sentence of the word in the book.
E.g.
Word: Resplendent
Meaning: Magnificent or pleasing to the eyes.
The HOD, prof. Samuel Johnson, sat resplendent behind his mighty desk

That's not all. I also have 54 possible questions and answers from the book


When it came to pricing, I thought of selling everything together for #1000, but then I really thought about it. You got the book for #500, so why should I sell the analysis for anything more than that?

I'm giving away all of these information for just #500, the same amount you paid for the novel

If you can't read, just listen to the explanation while carrying on with your activities

Heck, I'm adding a promo too. The first 20 people to order for it, will get everything for just #400.

Send me a WhatsApp message now on: 08150801426

Jamb Novel Expo

Sorry about the title. I needed to get you in here.

Are you too busy to read the Jamb novel? Are you a science student who doesn't fancy novels at all? Or maybe all those big words are just too many and are confusing you.

If I give you a solution, will you take it?

Well, no worries. I've read the novel 2 times very thoroughly and have 2 files that will help you ace the novel questions in your Use of English section.

Since most students don't enjoy reading, I created a way for you to learn on the go with:

An audio file containing the entire summary of the book, which will help you understand the novel whether you read it or not

A PDF file of ALL the big words/vocabulary used in the book, meanings and the exact contextual sentence of the word in the book.
E.g.
Word: Resplendent
Meaning: Magnificent or pleasing to the eyes.
The HOD, prof. Samuel Johnson, sat resplendent behind his mighty desk

That's not all. I also have 54 possible questions and answers from the book


When it came to pricing, I thought of selling everything together for #1000, but then I really thought about it. You got the book for #500, so why should I sell the analysis for anything more than that?

I'm giving away all of these information for just #500, the same amount you paid for the novel

If you can't read, just listen to the explanation while carrying on with your activities

Heck, I'm adding a promo too. The first 20 people to order for it, will get everything for just #400.

Send me a WhatsApp message now on: 08150801426

Jamb Novel Expo

Sorry about the title. I needed to get you in here.

Are you too busy to read the Jamb novel? Are you a science student who doesn't fancy novels at all? Or maybe all those big words are just too many and are confusing you.

If I give you a solution, will you take it?

Well, no worries. I've read the novel 2 times very thoroughly and have 2 files that will help you ace the novel questions in your Use of English section.

Since most students don't enjoy reading, I created a way for you to learn on the go with:

An audio file containing the entire summary of the book, which will help you understand the novel whether you read it or not

A PDF file of ALL the big words/vocabulary used in the book, meanings and the exact contextual sentence of the word in the book.
E.g.
Word: Resplendent
Meaning: Magnificent or pleasing to the eyes.
The HOD, prof. Samuel Johnson, sat resplendent behind his mighty desk

That's not all. I also have 54 possible questions and answers from the book


When it came to pricing, I thought of selling everything together for #1000, but then I really thought about it. You got the book for #500, so why should I sell the analysis for anything more than that?

I'm giving away all of these information for just #500, the same amount you paid for the novel

If you can't read, just listen to the explanation while carrying on with your activities

Heck, I'm adding a promo too. The first 20 people to order for it, will get everything for just #400.

Send me a WhatsApp message now on: 08150801426

Is your child writing Jamb this year?

Is he or she too busy with other subjects to read the Jamb novel? Are they science students who don't fancy novels at all? Or maybe all those big words are just too many and are confusing him or her

If I give you a solution, will you take it?

Well, no worries. I've read the novel 2 times very thoroughly and have 2 files that will help your child ace the novel questions in the Use of English section.

Since most students don't enjoy reading, I created a way for them to learn on the go with:

An audio file containing the entire summary of the book, which will help you understand the novel whether you read it or not

A PDF file of ALL the big words/vocabulary used in the book, meanings and the exact contextual sentence of the word in the book.
E.g.
Word: Resplendent
Meaning: Magnificent or pleasing to the eyes.
The HOD, prof. Samuel Johnson, sat resplendent behind his mighty desk

That's not all. I also have 54 possible questions and answers from the book


When it came to pricing, I thought of selling everything together for #1000, but then I really thought about it. You got the book for #500, so why should I sell the analysis for anything more than that?

I'm giving away all of these information for just #500, the same amount you paid for the novel

If you can't read, just listen to the explanation while carrying on with your activities

Heck, I'm adding a promo too. The first 20 people to order for it, will get everything for just #400.

Send me a WhatsApp message now on: 08150801426

Sorry about the title. I needed to get you in here.

Are you too busy to read the Jamb novel? Are you a science student who doesn't fancy novels at all? Or maybe all those big words are just too many and are confusing you.

If I give you a solution, will you take it?

Well, no worries. I've read the novel 2 times very thoroughly and have 2 files that will help you ace the novel questions in your Use of English section.

Since most students don't enjoy reading, I created a way for you to learn on the go with:

An audio file containing the entire summary of the book, which will help you understand the novel whether you read it or not

A PDF file of ALL the big words/vocabulary used in the book, meanings and the exact contextual sentence of the word in the book.
E.g.
Word: Resplendent
Meaning: Magnificent or pleasing to the eyes.
The HOD, prof. Samuel Johnson, sat resplendent behind his mighty desk

That's not all. I also have 54 possible questions and answers from the book


When it came to pricing, I thought of selling everything together for #1000, but then I really thought about it. You got the book for #500, so why should I sell the analysis for anything more than that?

I'm giving away all of these information for just #500, the same amount you paid for the novel

If you can't read, just listen to the explanation while carrying on with your activities

Heck, I'm adding a promo too. The first 20 people to order for it, will get everything for just #400.

Send me a WhatsApp message now on: 08150801426

What Kind of Learner are you?

To succeed as a student in university, or any situation in which you have to learn new concepts, you have to know the best ways that can help you learn.

For many years, researchers and psychologists have observed and studied how people receive information and assimilate it, how people understand information differently from others and what learning medium makes workers and students most productive.

What is your learning style?

This refers to the way you take in new information and understand it. It could be visually, which means seeing the information, it could be audibly, which means listening to the information etc.

What time of the day do you learn best?

If you feel energized in the morning when you wake up, you might benefit from spending some time studying then, but if you learn better at night, you could set some hours apart to focus on your reading.

Can you focus on your work when there's clutter around you?

I don't know about you, but I find it Impossible to focus on reading or writing, when there's junk or dirt around me. A clean environment kinda contributes to a peaceful and relaxed feeling.

If you're the same way, you can quickly tidy up before you start reading, but if it makes no difference for your assimilation process, then go ahead with your work.

Can you handle potential distractions?

If I have a writing task, I have to make a conscious decision not to check my messages, because I know once I try talking to my siblings for instance, we could go on for hours.

If you're prone to distractions, try getting rid of the thing that's distracting you. You can consider putting your phone on airplane mode, letting your friends know you want to study, etc.

It's not just your phone that can distract you. Food can also call your attention, your TV, noise from neighbors and so on. If you have noisy neighbors and you're a day reader, you can try to locate a quiet environment to study in.

Does background noise help you read better?

Some people like studying with a little noise or sound in the background. If it calms you and helps you understand better, then by all means, carry on.

Can you understand what you read better when you're alone or when you're in a group?

Are you the kind of learner who needs to be in the company of people discussing topics? If you're already a campus student, then it shouldn't be difficult locating a study group. Even if you enjoy reading alone, once in a while, you could try adding some variety. No knowledge is a loss after all.

Learning Styles

Most people have a particular learning style that works best for them. If you want to find out yours, try to observe yourself.

Think back to past experiences. Were you able to understand that topic better because the teacher explained it well? Or did you finally assimilate it because you went home and read it thoroughly yourself?

Visual learners understand information better when it is presented in visual formats like text, diagrams, charts, pictures, and so on.

Verbal learners understand best through both reading and writing detailed notes.

Auditory learners learn best through listening. It could be listening to your teacher or an audio file.

Kinesthetic learners assimilate information well through practicals and carrying out projects with their hands.

Some people are able to understand information best through a combination of these processes.

Once you understand the exact type of learner you are, you'll be able to create good study plans and tools that can help you be that 'A' student you desire.

Seems many youths truly don't like reading anymore

I remember the anxiety I felt when I wanted to write Jamb for the first time.

So much to read, than there's the fear of not being able to remember.

If you're interested, there's a thread on my profile that explains in details, different techniques to help you read and remember.