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Promzy99:
Strange things do happen guys. Yerterday being sunday, My babe and I went out 2 take some bottles as usual @ one of our favourite bar in Oyigbo. So it happend that we finished late cos of the interesting nollywood movie that was showing on African magic @ the bar.

She got calls 4rm home that there is a heavy presence of Army men harrassing and flogging people. For safety purpose, I decided that we lodge in nearby guest house to spend the nite and this is our first time spending the nite 2geda.

While sleeping, (me I wasn't that deep at sleep cos of the alcoholic drink) with her left leg wrappd around me, I startd feeling some wet sensation. Immediately, I turnd on my phone's torch, lol and behold my babe was zapping. I got shocked. I woke her up with anger, she feeling very sorry, hugged me and was pleading with me seriously with tears dripping down her eyes. I couldn't help but to feel sorry for her too.

She said she's been battling with that issue since childhood.



Please, how can I help her?

Hey. My baby sis pees sometimes too, so here's what my mom usually does. Reduce or eliminate liquid intake after 6pm. She also has to find a way to wake up at intervals during the night to urinate. It helps my sis

Maybe your girl can try setting an alarm to wake her up every 3 hours.

Ynix:
If she can buy things like melon seeds, grind them and resell or any strategic food product that doesn't get spoiled

Alright, will tell her that. Thanks

Ynix:
Use the money to learn a profitable skill. Or do Arbitrage of local products

Alright, cool. Don't think she can learn a skill now tho. Can you suggest any products? The location is along a road and close to a school and houses.

Please what business can a 45-year-old woman do with 100k?

eventainment:
Good pm nairalanders I'm a software developer( full stack dev and mobile developer) and I de find work or of you got a project for me abeg na: o 7 o 59 o 11, 222.

I will never understand why someone will come online to solicit for help and type their phone numbers in such an annoying fashion. Why not type it the normal way? If I have a job for you, seeing the number like that would just piss me off

Honestly what's wrong with fathers now na. How many of these incest stories are we going to read in a month? Shuuu

Lol. Funny how people can't see that this is a well-written marketing strategy. Kudos Op.

Go and check his girlfriend's house

Sirmuel1:
So this Woman will enjoy the Man's fortune and sleep with other young Guys. Life is really unfair.

Life is unfair? The husband that was carrying women outside nko?

He had cancer. Of course he knew death was a possibility sooner than later.

Stupid boy. Just tell us you want to see your cousin naked instead of your nonsense stories

You can sell one of your kidneys

If you'll be away from the country for many years, please leave that woman alone o. Body no be firewood. This is how y'all would leave and get angry when the lady can't take it anymore, so goes to scratch that itch somewhere else.

Who the heck cares what they think? If someone tells you they don't like what you're doing, tell them to feel free to mind their own fúcking business.

Just wait and see how many guys will come here to display insecurities and misogyny.

Between #300 -#5000 depending on the style I ask for

Become a babymama for a rich guy

Who will take me on a trip to this place?

Cruse101:
Cardi b posts video of herself twerking n*ked despite being pregnant.
Watch below:

https://youtube.com/shorts/te4iJsB03Mo?feature=share

She's not naked. She's wearing a bikini

TheGidRedpiller:
SHE IS JUST ANOTHER LAZY BIITTCH! Thats just it whether you like it or not!

Cooking has always and will continue being a feminine responsibility, don't let that nonsense they call
'Feminism' deceive you! Most of these idiotts are just hiding behind feminism to escape most of their responsibilities as women, a good cook is supposed to come with the full package of a wife, if that is missing then my brother YOU HAVE BEEN SCAMMED!

Going out of our way to hustle for the family is not always sweet to do but we do it anyway without excuses, a lazy man is a nuisance in everyway and that is accepted by me. That is exactly how we should follow up women with cooking!

There should be no excuses! Nothing like 'Cooking's just not my thing' SHE IS MADT! Marriage shouldn't be her thing either.
Its funny how these biittches get to choose but we don't! She would never leave a responsible man to marry a lazy guy,So why should we?
MEN SHOULD STOP TAKING RUBBISH!!

Link: http://fumacrom.com/tGBN

TRP IS GOLDEN!!

Your life is really sad. Wailing everyday. It's so pathetic

Afriqan:
Na wa to you oo... Ordinary school teenager no fit hug celebrity again? That's child abuse na...

The sad thing is that the guy you quoted is a secondary school teacher. Such a perverted fellow

Tonto is louding this thing too much. I like that she's happy, but if they break up, people will taunt her because of all this publicity

Em222:
Hi guys am a graduate who lost his job 4 yrs ago I am in my middle 30s but I want to settle down cos no time left so if ur a mature lady with a good job or business doing to assist me so I can bounce back to my real man self am ready to marry you I swear with my whole heart just chat me up let's get the plans all mapped out am serious no time let's start making kids before it gets late the age range I need is from 26 to 39 so if u want us to get started chat me on 08164084891

This is why Nigeria is so backward. Not only are you jobless and incapable of taking care of your needs, you want to make babies who you won't be able to care for as well. Is that not wickedness? Is it written somewhere that everybody must bear kids? Why are people like this?

skywalker240:
Hush child, there are condoms for Women too

Pardon me grandpa, but how many women actually use female condoms compared to men?

Curious345:
Sad..
Durex condom carried out a survey , an international survey .
They paid a consultant firm Over $10m dollar to help out With the survey.
Survey lasted for 5yrs.

At the end , they found out that NIGERIAN LADIES ARE THE MOST SEXUALLY ACTIVE and unfaithful WORLDWIDE AND THAT THE cheating rate amongst Nigeria married women is the highest anywhere in the world ..

It was a shocking revelation.

Site Google for the research ...

Who exactly wears the condom before sex? Is it women?

Yxwqq:
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To apply:
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I have a Payoneer account, not Paypal. Can I still apply? I've been writing blog articles for a long time

flokii:
Yet some hanties here never see tyre collect talkless of car

Truly, this life no balance

And yet some uncles here never buy tire talkless of car for their girlfriends