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kenzysmith:
my jaw will go deep and i develop dried face immediately

It's impossible for people to change form immediately after engaging in a sexual encounter. It's all in your head.

It's probably a psychological thing. You probably feel guilty to the point that you subconsciously neglect good grooming or frown a lot

Jeez
I know it isn't easy but please don't let such a young child walk alone from school na. I can't even let my 7 year old sister walk an excessively long distance from my mom's car to her school gate. I dey try to park close enough. If car no dey available, na to fly bike. Pls prevention is always better than cure.

Such a pretty little girl

THANK YOU!!!

Let them keep deceiving themselves. Taunting women that they're getting older because apparently men stay young forever. Lol

The fact is that once the average Nigerian man passes 40 he becomes unattractive. The only reason young ladies would go near a man above 40 is if he's rich. Otherwise, it's just irritating.

Cut your freaking nails. Long nails on guys is disgusting

Englishisamust:
Congratulations bro. But that ur teeth no be aam

So what should he do? Get a new set of teeth?
Dumb comment

You met her not long ago and you're asking her for money? Even calling her your wife-to-be to fuel your gold digging agenda. Lol

It takes some time for a woman to trust a man enough to lend him money anyway so that she doesn't look stupid.

PastorFire:
Hausa know wetin be pre-intimacy? Na to climb on top you like lorry..
Do you know what is "Hajiya Jara"?

No, what's that?

He's obviously not good at fóreplay. No matter how big a preeq is, a woman can accommodate it after adequate preparation is carried out.

This guy is always playing the humility card. It's all a strategy. This man has a plan and is trying to gain the collective trust of Nigerians to reach his goal. I'm not falling for it tho. I understand the game as well.

Lol. What? I don't even know what to say. What an insecure control freak. You'd probably commit suicide if her income is dependent on social media.

No offense, but there's something wrong with that girl. How can someone keep telling you they don't like something, and instead of being more conscious about it, you keep doing the same damn annoying thing?

Obembet, is this story about you?

mexxy1:
Hello everyone, I have someone in a dilemma and needs advice on the next course of action. She needs advice on which man to be with between two men she loves.

Please advice her and not abuse her as I'll show her the comments here. I have this young lady in her early twenties who is in love with two guys. I'll refer to them as Guy A and Guy B.

Both have their baggages which has left her confused hence, her request for advice which I had to bring here. I'll keep my opinion to myself though, I already told her my thoughts.

Now, to their baggages.

GUY A:
- Has dated her for three (3) years now and deflowered her.
- Is always away for months for work (according to him).
- She recently found out he has been chasing everything in skirt over the years and hasn't stopped and is highly promiscuous from his facebook messages and voice recordings she had to forward to herself of him telling other girls about marrying them and about their times spent together in hotels.
- Prone to violence.
- Engaged her early this year but, she wasn't sure though accepted due to compromise and she hasn't seen him in seven (7) months now though he calls often and says he's at work. She doesn't pay him unscheduled visits to confirm since he's not around according to him.

GUY B:
- Met her last year and has been dating her for close to a year.
- Was married for six (6) years but, separated and headed for divorce before she met him.
- Has a two (2) year old son from the previous marriage.
- Calm and very understanding (she wishes she met him earlier).
- She's had no problems with him and he's always been there for her.

Her problems?
1. She is in love with both men.
2. Both men want to marry her.
3. Both families (of the men) already know her and love her.
4. The major problem for her with Guy A is that he is never around and is always on one trip or another.
5. The major problem for her with Guy B is that he has a son (he told her from the onset before she agreed to date him and never hid his status from her).

Ladies and gentlemen, what will you advice and who would you suggest she stays with as both men want to marry her?

Thank you.

I posted this in the wrong section (Romance) earlier and just realized this should be the correct section. Mod's please delete the one posted in the Romance section.

If I were her, I'd go for Guy B. Guy A is a ticking time bomb.

Lawd aff messi
Imagine foreigners viewing this thread and ridiculing Nigerians cos apparently some of us eat rats

muller101:
I have been observing what has been going on in our home with keen interest. Mom came here to claim how dad is a few seconds man and hates mouth action.
I will be very straight forward with my explanations without mincing words. Few weeks ago, I noticed each time dad comes out of their room in the morning he always complains of tiredness while Mom will be beaming with smiles all through.
Last weekend I decided to figure out what exactly the problem was. I traveled to inform my maternal grandfather about the changes in our home how dad was no longer executing his roles at home effectively due to early morning tiredness.
My maternal grandfather a very crafty old man, gave me some tips which I adhered to. One fateful night I heard some creaking noises coming from their room, I got up from bed headed towards the direction of the noise. I spent good 45minutes behind the door listening to the moaning sound track. How can someone who claims the husband is a few seconds man be moaning for 45minutes.
I got tired listening to their session,while I got back to my room I noticed dad emerged from their room and headed to the bathroom to wash his mouth. Who does that by 2am if mouth action isn't involved. This scenario keeps on repeating for one week. I am surprised when I saw the thread mom was complaining about not getting maximum love making sessions from Dad.
I won't blame mom much, might be she needed more than just 45minutes. I decided to trail dad as well. I found out she is also camping a mistress in a guest house in the next street. Whenever he closes from work he spent nothing less than 3hours with the mistress. After enough observation I have come to a conclusion that both of them never told us the truth.

Jeez

Creativeace:
Bro !
Rebels are taking the surrounding areas in the capital of ethiopia, which could incite civil unrest

And even the presidents of china, russia and india refused to attend the united nations conference on global warming earlier on !

My point exactly ?
We've got better pending issues to deliberate on than your inability to fornicate with your new girlfriend, whom you'll soon jump for another !

Some of you are just so stupid on this forum. If you're so concerned about potential civil unrest, why not stick to the political and crime sections? What are you searching for in the romance section? All contents here are romance-related, yet you dumbasses will open the threads and start criticizing the poster

cr7lomo:
This is why marrying a virgin is best

So that she won't be able to tell that you're a crappy lover? Lol mediocre lovers all over this thread unwilling to improve

dopedan:
Im 22 just graduated i want to move out and i have just 1500 in my account wat do i do?

Lol
Use the 1500 to cook well-garnished noodles and egg. Then step it down with cold Sprite

Mary08134:
Okay thanks
Can I get mouth wash around my area ?

Mouth wash isn't really a long lasting solution. All it does is to temporarily mask the smell. After a few hours, it will wear off. In most cases, unhealthy diet is what causes halitosis.

Double0h7:
After dental hygiene:
Drink a lot of water and snack on fruits often during the day. Also avoid hunger and dehydration.

It could be coming from your gut so eat a lot of yogurt to produce friendly bacteria and whole grain so you're not constipated.

Also, chew gum as often as needed.

In addition to these nice tips, please reduce the amount of refined sugar you consume. Very important.

Brush your teeth twice a day too and try to add cucumbers to your diet

ChiefSosa:
Same penis forever is not equal to same sex forever. The penis is more advantageous than the vagina when it comes to situations like this.
The penis is about length, width and most importantly, usage(emphasis). The vagina is about width and depth, which men could easily get tired of, especially after birth.
Men have different ways of upgrading their sex games, which makes things different. A man could have sex with a lady several times and due to difference in performances, she'll still want more and it'll even be like they've only done it a few times.
But, a man drilling the same hole could easily get tired, especially when it's a borehole.
No offense to the females, but that's just the painful truth.

Lol I wonder why many married women cheat since you think they can't get tired of their husband's dick

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Dropme:
the food I give him most is, rice, golden morn and milk and sometimes Amala and noodles

Fruits? I have never bought him fruits

Or sometimes he eats whatever I'm eating.
Sometimes garri self

Lawd aff messi

He's not farting cos there isn't enough fiber in his diet. Give your boy beans, oranges, or bananas a few times a week. They all have fiber

Many dumbasses will rush to this thread now and say girls shouldn't party at all when they're on campus.

@Op. As if it's the woman's fault your parents were too poor to give you the life you seem to envy so much.

Las las na you go use your hand destroy your marriage.

Depsui:
Ede.
Do you stay in osun state?

Yea. Ile Ife

mannatech:
Lol, I'm hearing this for the first time.

I understand your need for taking precautions and if you have me believe that you still board public transport,what will you do in a scenario where you are sitting by the door close to the curb and another passenger flags down the taxi, will you come down or shift.

If I'm coming down soon, I'll come out so that the person can go inside.

Face it Oga, you were rude and behaved poorly. You even owe the woman an apology for making an issue where there was none.

mannatech:
Madness dey some girls body because then think say man keep them for house mean say dey go dey forget their manners anyhow.

A lady really annoyed me this morning.
I had gone to the park to board a taxi back home. The guy who was loading for the driver directed me to the taxi that was loading. An elderly guy sat at the front seat while a lady was seated by the door and she was the only one sitting at the back. Note that the drivers take three passengers at the back.
Immediately I saw how the lady sat at the door- her body language- I decided to enter from the other side but another passenger beat me to it plus I was approaching the taxi from her side to I just decided to enter through there.
The lady rather than shift to the middle came out for me to enter without any form of excuse which I found annoying.
I made my displeasure know to her but she just kept mute as if no be human being dey follow talk. I still repeated myself.this lady just start blowing out like burning charcoal, shouting at the top of her voice that "do I think she is a baby for me to treat her like that".

To make matters worse,the passengers and driver were telling me to not retaliate because na women. Na so we go continue to dey tolerate nonsense. Even na guy, I go still tell am wetin he do no correct.

I'm trying to understand the reason you got upset. Was it because she didn't give up her spot for you?

If that's the case, then you lack manners. Some people, myself included, sit next to the door for safety precautions in case an accident happens. Sitting near the door helps the person get out quickly.

If you wanted that spot, nothing stops you from asking politely instead of acting as if the lady committed a crime. Lord knows I would have ignored the hell out of you for acting so uncouth.

Depsui:
Am Samuel in Osun State. 30 years old. Am looking for a serious relationship. If interested please contact me. My number is 08102864617. Call or Whatsapp

What part of Osun are you located?