₦airaland Forum

Old Wizard: It's time to have a good night rest. I will respond to all your lies if any tomorrow.

UK Bobo: Hmmm, my people, I dey shade tears for US. All this ur comments, seriously?! ... I'm guessing when foreigners take a peak at this thread, they'll just laf and pass, they'll be like, 'Uh, the retards are fighting among themselves. Well, let them go kill THEMSELVES!' ... And who'll blame them?
I think, with my little understanding, that it's only in Nigeria you see a national issue addressed in as careless a manner as is obvious on this thread.
Something happened somewhere in your country and you're like 'Oh, the Northern region? The infidels! Let them kill themselves!!!'
God! Oh God!! My Good God!!! I tire of Nigeria and it's irresponsible populace (ONLY THE IRRESPONSIBLE ONES!)

ENEMIES OF NIGERIA'S PROGRESS ARE SITTING BACK RUBBING THEIR HANDS WITH GLEE. IT DOES NOT TAKE MUCH TO TURN THE AVERAGE NIGERIAN INTO A BLOOD-THIRSTY KILLER. THEY WILL COW AND BOW DOWN TO FOREIGNERS BUT PUFF OUT THEIR CHEST AND SHARPEN A MACHETE FOR THEIR NEIGHBOUR.

Old Wizard: That's from Henry Okah, deal with it. Fooooools.

lacasa: Αve u heard of names like dangote, dantata n sawoe, al-babello

U r confused

Old Wizard: What if I say GEJ is using Boko Haram to destabilise the North so that voting will not take place in the North in 2015? Would you buy my idea? You see, we are both speculating. You can't prove your allegation. I can't prove mine.

A truly competent leader would rise up to the occasion and arrest the situation. GEJ is incompetent. Yar'Adua did not say the SS governors were sponsoring MEND to destroy his government. He found a way around the problem and to his credit brought the peace of grave yard in the creeks today.

Why is it difficult for you guys to just accept that GEJ is a non starter?

emmykk: How to fight boko haram if i am jonathan.
Nice suggestion but lets take a closer look:

1.Give them deadline to renouce failure which u.

That wont work. Its already being done. How do you threaten a man who is ready to take is own life?


2.Take them as common theives and treat them as same,dnt negociate with criminal

Nice idea but emm, where are they? They dont have a location. They dont gather in a group. In short, they actually dontt "exist". Thats the difference between a terrorist group and militias.


3.set up local vigilant groups across each wards in all nothern state(with reward 4 any good work)

Hahahaha! This one was very funny. Would you join a vigilante group to fight suicide bombers in the same community where the suicide bombers live? What the members of the community can do is give information. If they form vigilante groups, who will arm them? You want to supply more arms to the sucide bombing infested communities? That is funny bro.


4.let d soldiers and plain uniform men flood these hot towns with properly checking of vehichla movement and strange movement

Suicide bombers dontr advertise themselves. Some of you guys seem to confuse them with militias. They are not the same thing. If they were visible, the government would have taken care of them by now. I read some poeple posting that the federal government cannot fight BH. Yeah thats because they cant find them. The few that have been located have been wiped out without stress. Nigerian army is very competent when it comes to that. But in this case, they are not visible. They are faceless


5.kill or imprison current members of boko haram promptly

Where are they? You still missing it

6.sponsors of boko haram comfirm and verify should be assasinated promptly

There is no way a sponsor of terrorism will just be found. You can know them from security observation. But catching them with evidence is a different ball game. You cannot arrest and prosecute them on suspicion and assumption. The same people will say you are witch hunting your enemies

7.protect religous house more and more

Skip

8.let all porous nigeria borders be mounted with military presences

The border is thousands of kilometers long. Where exactly are you going to position the soldiers? America even built a fence to protect their own bothers and it didnt work. Mexicans are still trouping in. Basket case.


9.traditional rulers should be task and motivated to ensure peace in their domain

Well this can help. But unfortunately, they have let it slip out of their hands.

10.good leadership by governors should start in earnest

Well this can help. But political interests is hampering this from working

sir-p2007:
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please dont be offended,how do they EXPORT DEFORESTATION?[b]

O.D.B.:
see your majority vs minority problem. You think everything boils down to ethnicity like in Nigeria?

Old Wizard: edicolove, I have a serious meeting to attend but be sure I will respond to your lies and rantings if you come up with any.

Whitehorse: @edicolove and Old Wizard,

Please stop the cussing and fighting, are you guys not tired? Don't you guys know what happens when one finger get soiled with palm oil?

Those of us down/from the south that think this stuff won't get down south, we better brace ourselves, its just a matter of time if its not curbed.

Old Wizard: Visa my fooot.
I have just lost my incisor as a result of a deep laugh that caused accident of the mouth.

What you called development in those states is driven by oil funds. It has nothing to do with ideas as in case of Enugu, Cross River under Duke and Fasola's Lagos. Any foool can achieve what Akpabio is ranting about as it's not product of imaginative minds. It's done without priority and pouring huge money to atlantic ocean.

Old Wizard: Paris my foot. With E-library with no websites. With the longest bridge in Africa nonsense of a thing when your citizen wallop in poverty! Even a cross river without oil built Tinapa that the southern vampires have killed.

Of all the names you mentioned, it's only Chime that is doing well considering the financial portfolio of Enugu state vis a vis Rivers and Akwa Ibom. Others are bereft of ideas and are just throwing money as in good money into Atlantic ocean. No priority! What a bunch of foools

Old Wizard: We have seen how a quota system has produced the Chief Justice of Nigeria in three succession? How it has produced the first female CJN.

We have seen how Madam Dame Patience Jonathan with an array of degrees in Mathematics, Biology, Psychology can not even mouthed a coherent error free sentence. Tell me if not for quota system, how on earth would she be able to get any decent job not to even talk of Perm Sec in absentia? I dey laugh.

Old Wizard: You have been passing the PIB for donkey years. What a sickly Yar'Adua would have passed within the record time despite opposition from America and Shell is what you have taken and terribly watered down to the extent that it does nothing but maintains the status quo ante. What a useless government that is even ready to sell his own people for a bale of dollars.

It's Nigerians that we decide their leader in 2015. Nigerians now know that this government has failed woefully:

1. It's a corrupt.
2. It's incompetent
3. It does not give a damn about the above

We need competent hands, visionary leaders and patriotic souls to move this nation forward not fooools

Old Wizard: I would rather believe in Almajiris than a GEJ's PhD. If we share our allocation in the North, you use yours to buy PhD in Bayelsa. Cash and carry education system that has produced an arse licker like you. Tell me, how much did you purchase your degree?

10 over 10: Shehu or watever will always escape but bishops don't...warbish

Old Wizard: When will the Dumbo Jumbo visit the troubled spots in the North for first hand information?

Awolowo even at great personal risk visited the East during the Biafra war to have a first hand assessment and he was able to eventually formulate the policy that end the war.

Obasanjo visited Bayelsa, odi even when it was announced on pages of Newspaper that he was not welcomed. He went there to have facts. He visited Warri at the height of crises there.

GEJ can not even hold independence anniversary at Eagle Square not to talk of visiting the North. What a weakling of a president. A joker in chief of armed forces.

Old Wizard: When will the Dumbo Jumbo visit the troubled spots in the North for first hand information?

Awolowo even at great personal risk visited the East during the Biafra war to have a first hand assessment and he was able to eventually formulate the policy that end the war.

Obasanjo visited Bayelsa, odi even when it was announced on pages of Newspaper that he was not welcomed. He went there to have facts. He visited Warri at the height of crises there.

GEJ can not even hold independence anniversary at Eagle Square not to talk of visiting the North. What a weakling of a president. A joker in chief of armed forces.

Old Wizard: We have seen in the south where education is allowed how your unlettered first lady become a perm Sec in absentia. It's a brilliant idea. Pom somtin for GEJ, the joker in chief of the armed forces.

We have seen how the victims are more southerner than northerners! You know for every bomb that went off in the North, more southerners are killed. No be so? The northerners are so desperate to make the north ungovernable to the extent that voting may not even take place in the troubled north just to force GEJ out of power. No be so?

Tell your pay master, the time to stop Boko Haram is now. If he can't do it, he should be honorable enough to say so and allow a competent hand to steer the ship of this nation. A competent hand can come from any part of the country, any state.

Old Wizard: If GEJ can not stop Boko Haram, he should fck the hell out of Presidency. What's the job or importance of a commander in chief of armed forces that can not secure the citizens?

Old Wizard: See them, anyone that calls GEJ an incompetent good for nothing leader, or good for Dame Patience leader is now a campaigner, a vampire and a blood thirsty dog and baboon.

is it not the responsibility of your despicable, unlettered and confused or clueless president to fish out the bombers? GEJ is incompetent, deal with it.

Nigeria deserves an alternative to this regime. Give us a competent leader irrespective of state of origin and not this dumbo jumbo thing who is more interested in stealing than leading.

Old Wizard: Suicide Bombing has become the norm now. GEJ is incompetent and too busy with Bayelsa politics to make any impact.
Nothing good can ever come out GEJ presidency.

Make una vote wisely come 2015.

shymmex: How many fraudsters are that successful, anyway?

Most of them lead faux lives - drive nice cars, wear designers they swiped, but can't afford fuel and live on noodles diet..

You're ignorant!

lari03: Before I leave this thread( some people may not like this comment) but OP sounds like a yoruba man, his kids are probably from a white woman, he went to do his masters and he could not achieve that?
I think when coming to Nigeria go back to your roots and do some spiritual investigation, for that same Uk, naija boys without paper are running things, until the law catches up with them, so your inability to make it there should be a cause for concern.Or else naija can be worse than Uk if someone is keeping tabs on you metaphysically.

991: My dear, I am a returnee and i tell you out of experience. the best decision i ever made in my life was to come home and settle down. follow these steps
1. don't be afraid of anything
2. put shyness and pride aside
3. limit your commitment to the problems in your family back home here
4. find a good friend here in 9ja to stay with a while when you return
5. when coming purchase some used items that can sell in Nigerian market e.g phones, laptops, clothes, etc.
6. arrange with an elder in your family for a snappy traditional wedding and get a wife here asap
7. once you are back keep in touch with us in Nairaland and keep us updated as you progress so we can proffer useful advice

finally, you can not divide yourself into two and talking out of experience those kids we have outside belong to their mother (believe it or not)be sure you have a talk with your kids and their mum and when you are home here always keep in touch with them. am saying this because am sure the oyibo woman no go ever follow you come stay here. 15yrs is nothing compare to how long people waste abroad, many have died, many still have no hope of returning any day, many are in jail and face deportation after their jail term. the good news is that you are alive, healthy and you still have your credentials as a graduate here, more over you are already a millionaire in Naira and you can get your self a job here if you do not wish to do bizness. so pls welcome home and be sure you make your plans well to avoid having problems with the mother of your kids. good luck to you.

shymmex: Business plan...

China to Nigeria...

£10,000 on Chinese goods will get you loads of stuff to sell, and double your money within a month...

Just travel to china, and spend your money wisely.

carsellerz: Well I must tell u that if u bring in 200pcs of BB or Laptops, there are ppl ready to pay u off at Computer village..and buy everything from u..

DAY11.:
My Advice- Nigeria is not SAFE anymore!

Stay there and invest ya money or better still come here to build a 6 blocks of flat and rent it out.

Bombing, Kidnapping, ohhh thats not good

oyb: the other big problem the op might face is culture shock

in naija oyo - your own power , your own water, your own security, crazy vehicle maintenance . . .and a guy without a corporate job is an accident away from serious penury

edicolove: This teenager or sycophant who has chosen this GenBuhari user name really thinks we are all teenagers here on NL. In 1983, Nigeria was not in any economic mess. Nigeria was doing very very very very fine. There was nothing that Buhari was supposed to salvage. It was 1 naira to 1 dollar. A ticket to London was N500. A brand new Volkswagen beatle car was N4000. You think we are teenagers here abi?

At that time, i was enjoying free education in school in Bendel state. We were given free books. All the schools were doing fine. Nepa was given us at least 20 hrs of light daily. The only issues where that salaries were delayed sometimes. Back then, we had a timetable for food at home. Eba was considered a poor mans food. There was no wide spread corruption in Nigeria back then. Corruption was mainly with high ranking politicians then. And most of the corrupt high ranking politicians were northerners because they completely dominated the country. Umaro Dikko was the chief of them. My father used to return the balance of money given to him by the government for projects. He didnt even see why he should take it. The governor of Bendel state then was Prof Ambrose Alli. He established the then Bendel state university, now Ambrose Alli University. He was a very honest man and till date, he has not been found to be corrupt in any way. But when the id1ot Buhari took over, this guy was arrested and thrown in prison just like that. After a long time in prison, he fell seriously ill. The government didnt release him until it was really bad. He later died after being released. This man was one of the foremost brain surgeons in Nigeria. A real gem. He left everything he had achieved in the USA to come and serve his country but was cut short by a stup1d sharia infested Buhari.

Buhari was a weak leader who hid behind General Tunde Idaigbon. Buhari had no serious following in the army. That was why as soon as Idiagbon went on Hajj, he was kicked out so easily. The coup detat that ousted him was the easiest in Nigerian history. There was no resistance. The rank and file did not even stand up for him.

When Buhari took over, he showed his northern Islamic agenda when he put Shagari under house arrest and Ekueme in kirikiri prison. He was a true bigot. The worst kind. The same thing he showed in the last 2011 election when he disdainly and disrespectfully refused to campaign in the south east, south south and south west. He only visited Lagos and rode with some okada riders. He arrogantly expected to win the election without reaching to the south of Nigeria. That is the born to rule mentality of the hausa-fulani of Nigeria.

He was the first to support and defend Yerima of Zamfara when Yerima started his campaign of sharia across northern Nigeria. The same campaign boko aram is now running. coincidence? He came out to tell muslims not to vote for non muslims. A true bigot he is. Of course we all remember the dogs and baboons plan for 2015.

Buhari was PTF chairman during the Abacha regime. He was given hundreds of billions to spend. Till today, There is no tangible project from the north to the south that you can point to, where he spent the huge sums of money, yet his sycophants here will tell us he is not corrupt. I am from the Niger Delta and have consistently challenged these sycophants to show me one tangible project in the Niger Delta where PTF spent even 1 billion naira out of the hundreds of billions and no one can show me. When I insist, they go into an outburst and start ranting or insulting me. At the end of the day, they have no evidence of his so called performance. He finally put the icing on the cake when he declared to the whole world that Abacha was not a corrupt man. I cannot even begin to elaborate the corruption of Abacha. Even the inglorious 10 million man march were he squandered money is still fresh in our memory.

Buhari is a typical northern hausa-fulani bigot. They believe that they are born to rule. That is why he cannot even raise prodigies till date to carry on his so called legacy. He wants to rule himself even when he so close to his grave. His mindset is to rule and distribute food to his talakawas. His almajiri army. Thats how the northern leaders think. They will never empower their people. The will never educate them. Ask yourself this sincere question, Buhari was PTF chairman with enormous resources. Did Buhari build a school? Did he build any industry? Did he build any world class hospital? Did he build traning centers? What actually did he do with the PTF money? Do you know how much he could have transformed the almajiris with such enormous resources if he wanted to? The northern farmers have been sponsored thru the years by ADB loans. 80% of ADB loans are channeled to the north. What was Buhari's own contribution to agriculture? Bill gates spent hundreds of millions of dollars fighting polio in the north. What did Buhari in PTF do? Only teenagers will come here on NL to post crap and think we are gullible fools.

I know they have started the Buhari 2015 campaign, but it will fail again. Why? Because of the same reason murtala mohammed failed. Buhari, just like nurtala are Islamic fundamentalists. Their primary goal is to Islamize Nigeria. Nothing more. And Nigeria is way bigger than that now. This is 2012 and the next 3 years is going to be make or mar years for this nation. Mark the spot!