₦airaland Forum

rman:
There was one released in late 70's or early 80's bro. Very popular then.

ohoooo!!! Me dint knw oooooo! I'v nt bn born then, that's why...

kayone2:
Project A, by Chackie Chan

Sound of Music

Django

Inglorious Bastards

War Without End

Django Are u fvcking kidding me? Movie that was released. December 25, 2012...

odun4love:
Wow....my good old movie...thank for reminding, I think is. 1to6... I have to buy this movie again

yea, 1 - 6.

Who could ever forget this series

Police academy (1984)!!!

Keenysbojan:
I have been wondering why Nigerian students always use the word 'i was like ok' in every of their saying... I found it difficult to believe that 'i was like ok' is a correct short sentence, in English...

because I have sat down and think about this...

Did any one notice that second paragraph? That one na grammatical Suicide! "...sat down and think..."

Forcecom don scam Sure-P run. All what many pple do in this country is seek for dubious means to dupe others. I just leave them to Thunder. Make thunder do with them whatever it wills.

Lol...Somalia is the capital of Terrorism in the world. They're still in 10th century. Nothin works dia. I'm nt even surprised myself. That con3 na survival of the fittest.

Somalia’s first-ever cash withdrawal machine has been installed in the capital, Mogadishu. Some people are confused about how the machine works because they have never used one before, reports the BBC’s Mohamed Moalimu from the city. The machine, installed by Salaam Somali Bank in an upmarket hotel, allows customers to withdraw US dollars. Somalia has a rudimentary banking sector, with many people relying on remittances from abroad. Its development has been thwarted by more than two decades of conflict involving clan and religious-based militia groups.

hungryboy:
Who be tope alabi sef?

u must be one of those Cave-Men in zungeru!

I never had any business with Eco Bank until I started buying goods from Lagos from a Wholesaler who banks with Eco. To pay in money for him was war...Network palaver!, queue reach outside bank, etc.

UBA no dey use eye see customers balance, na so dem go dey deduct deduct. 2day na tax, 2moro na alert charge, next na charge-on counter-withdrawal, na wa ooo. My phone numbr still dey receive bank alert for one Alhaji for Kano. I no knw as I go take tell dem say na wrong numbr. I don complain 2 dem tire to change am.

For Zenith bank, u must be a millionaire or a politician b4 dem go treat u like customer.

Union bank na Pensioners bank. If u attempt to do bizness wit dem, u go wait tire for line until they attend to all the worn-out dying pensioners mk pple no label u as disrespectful lad

First Bank and Diamond are on point. I recommend 'em for any one, any time, any day!

slimzypink:
first class in radiography. .so which radio station would employ her now?

lol...lemme believe u were just joking. For those who care to know

Radiographers take images of the insides of patients' bodies to diagnose injury or disease.

So many First class graduates in Nigeria yet we can't contribute to world inventions. So so read, read, book! Book!! Book!!!

Jgyrl:
@ eduxerxes No! Nothing @ all

I took the Forcecom test, passed it, filled the Lekki business school SCAM form. Last week, I got an Email from GIS to fill another online form for different sectors.

Maybe Sure-p has terminated their partnership with Forcecom because they are pure SCAM and greedy fellas'.

Jgyrl:
So wot abt us dat refused to sign LBS form with forcecom ?

didn't u receive a recent Email from Sure-p/GIS to fill an online form abt new opportunities in different sectors?

U guys know of the "Otokoto" saga in the 90's right? Well...It happened ryt in my area whr I live (Otokoto avenue in Owerri). He used Master Ikechukwu Okonkwo to facilitate his rituals (blood money). Thing wit this "blood money" is that they seem not to invest it (kinda eat-as-it-comes) that's why they ain't as rich as dangote and co who are valued according to their investments and nt hw much money they've got. It is REAL peeps, I witnessed the whole saga!

luimartins: Pls dear, how much is ds stipends?

u should know that its 30k.

Malubi: @ eduxerxes Read me very well. I checked my email inbox and spam folders but have not seen any invite. GIS Account is not email Account. Somebody should tell me what to do. Thanks

I'm tryin to help u here Bro...u use ur Email address to open ur GIS account am I ryt? Simply enter ur Email add and then click on "forgot password". Follow the process and get a new password.

Nigeria...
A country that is always shaking but Never shatters.

-Unknown-

Malubi: I checked inbox, spam, but no mail found. Only that i forgot my GIS account and password. What can do now? Anything good 4 me to visit GIS office? Thanks.

are u saying that u forgot even ur Email address?? Kai! U need serious flogging.

Hmmm...let's see...innovative indeed! Na prison warders and Criminals wey dey inside kirikiri go help me propose to my girl. I dnt wanna reveal the modalities now! She may be reading the comments here...huhuhuhehehehehahahaha

tonyx4x44: I perfectly understand where the poster is coming from

Orile.........he's heading to Badagry

buzzy1: Oga, chill pills done finish for market ooo, forcecom/surep/GIS na Bleep in lagos, make them do something on time

I just tire for them. Btw, I just got another survey form from SureP/GIS to fill...

Just wondering aloud

All those girls that study Law, Banking, Mechanical Engineering and Engineering courses, etc...

Ain't they wasting their precious time in school? I just dey ask oooo!!!

Sure-P abandoned Forcecom ish and went ahead to organize a job fair for other unmatched graduates. What the heck are they up to? Everything is inconclusive! Bullshit

Modern day christians are so myopic and faithless. Back to the Bible...

Stephen, Paul, John, Peter, Andrew, etc.

How many of them had it all Rosy? Persecutions, ailments, trials, yet God was still faithfull to them. Our inheritance is in heaven. Matthew 7:7. I'm a Catholic. If u wanna knw the truth and who to believe, ask God in prayers and NOT dwell on hear-says.

3cycle: I don't like compliments especially one that has to do with my clothes or jewelleries.

I may never have to use them again if you compliment them. Sounds weird but that's me

You must be an Alien from Venus. ****

beckyomas: Bookmarked.
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Can't believe i'm FTC again
Can you guys see me from down there? Don't worry, it'll be your turn one day.
Btw, signs of greater things to come

What's ur gain in being FTC? Mbok, educate me!

I'v been using lenses since my secondary school days AND I know I'm very brilliant. One day, I was passing thru a Police Headquarters in Owerri and one dude stopped me and begged me to help him write an application letter for intake into the NPF. I did helped him and as I was doing so, almost all the applicants were busy copying the letter i was writing for this guy.

BUT what baffled me most was the fact that I was just walking across the main road past the Police HQ. And this guy was frantically waving @ me to stop and listen 2 him. (I wasn't the only person walking past that area at that moment ooooh)

CONCLUSION: guys who wear glasses are seen as brilliant dudes and are easily spotted from the crowd!!!

I fit die Ontop Chicken matter...The Chinnya na die!!!

Chei! Already salivating

Where u have super fast internet na him una dey laff dem? Naija internet service can't even view Youtube videos...

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AreaFada2: .
Dude there's nothing wrong with moving with the times.

If I buy a laptop in 2014 I wanna have the latest OS.

You could have remained with Windows 95, it was very simple & neat.

getting a new Lapi is a different case al-to-get-her. I mean changing ur windows version because u saw Windows 9...and complaining abt its features afterwards