₦airaland Forum

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I'm proud of Nigeria cos of the following reasons:

1) EBOLA Virus that we can't control

2) Corruption

3) 419'ers every where

4) Bribery at all levels

5) Brutality of law enforcement agencies (police, army, even LASTMA)

6) Strike action every month...even doctors, one day e go be prisons officers on strike.(Wonder why dem neva still go strike till now)

7) Suffering pensioners every where complaining abt the same thing...non-payment

Exam malpractice has become a norm...

9) No electricity

10) No pipe-borne water!

Finally, I provide electricity for myself (I pass my neighbor), provide shelter with my meagre salary, provide water for myself (my bore-hole), provide security for myself (Musa my gate man), we contributed money to grade our roads here... etc.

What does the government do? And u tell me to be proud of this country of shyt? Damn!

Any way, I STILL LOVE MY COUNTRY because WE STILL SURVIVE and are Happy DESPITE THE BULLSHIT WE SEE EVERYDAY!

I started driving at age 20. I learnt how to drive with one "agbaya" motor that is probably at the museum now! Luckily I'v perfected and I'm driving fleet of cars now! Oluwa Oshe

fattbabakay: Congratz...so hw rich re u nw?? U got a job yet?? Niggaz 'll be able to use microsoft powerpoint,do shii with photoshop nd can design a website after crammin a lil HTML den call demselves "computer geek"

I ain't rubbing shoulders with u Bruv. #Much_Respect. U need come to ma crib and I'l show u how good I am. QED

Genes from the father dominates a child's brilliancy accounting for up to 70%. Truth is many fathers who are BLOCK HEADS didn't care to use their brains in their youthful age. So their children takes over and are lucky to use theirs. females contributes just 30% to a child's brilliancy. Do ur research and prove me wrong.

LordRahl001: you have got to be kidding me!!! bros i hope u'll retract that statement soonest!!!

prove me wrong if I'm right.

Studying Computer Science is as useless as the "P" in Psychology. I'm a graduate of Biz Admin majoring in Risk Mgt&Insurance buh I'm a Computer geek! I even do thesis for final Year Comptr Sc. Students. Its jst a matter of being a graduate after all.....

If a woman proposes to a man! I REPEAT!!! If a woman proposes to a man...that union will never last! Do u copy? That union will never last. Over!

Abeg Oga Seun, I wan see those winch wey dey Like comments. I get up to 50 Likes but e be like say na ghosts dey like my comments! Eh?

DONMAYOR19: Two American got the virus, they were treated with the same experimental drugs and things are getting better, but the same drugs couldn't save the spanish priest. Ok no problem.

Continue!

Popshugz: Dis is serious . . . but how come u no include SONA PRISON 4 PANAMA CITY.? i tink dat 1 shud be no.1

SONA is fictitious. It was created solely for the movie series "Prison Break". It ain't real. Read here:


en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penitenciara_Federal_de_Sona

Now now page don reach 24. Na so Nairalanders take like my Arsenal ni I been think say Iheanacho dey for bench, I no even see him shadow. Rodwell say mk evry young player dey avoid ManCity, say dem dey kill young talents. Iheanacho don hear that one so?

When I think about how quickly this saltandwater‬ hoax spread all over the country today making people bath with salt water without soap as a preventive measure for the ebola virus, I ask myself why we the youth have not used the power or the social media to ignite a revolution against bad governance or organize a non-violent protest against the high unemployment rate in the country. I know what you'll most likely say to me- 'Why don't you start it?' My answer is, 'Well, I just did.

Na 3rd year tins for Uni back then. Aswear I never carry expo b4 but this particular course na Ebola virus to us all....Insurance Law (500-Page text book). na so I carry the text book body and soul enter hall. Hehehe, no ask me wetin I carry am do. Our invigilator been get eye problem that time...hahahaha

Rioavez: Although, the mode they conveyed the msg is a bit harsh but its a progress. What would you have them do? Give Free VISA lottery to liberians and Nigerians

seek ways of collaboration in generating a cure! an American woman once told reporters that she thought all Africans have AIDS. U need to see how ignorant most Europeans and Americans are about Africa.

Cartoons Bro......watch dozens of cartoons. Not toy cartoons oh! Watch the likes of samurai X, Dragon balls etc...concentrate on their pronounciations and fluency while noting their choice of words and grammar! I'm very good at English today cos of my education + cartoons. #My_secret

"Quarantine all of Africa"... I think I love that statement. Errrm Oga Seun, where is the nearest refugee camp............oh sorry.............quarantine camp, make I run enter. Thunder fire ndi ocha! These white men still see us as apes. So much for dia anti-racist campaigns! Mtcheeeeeeew

eldega: You will receive it through FedEx or DHL

lool, that's too harsh and funny Bro...Hope u guys wrote ur Home address when u applied. The result will be delivered to ur Home address. Lol

All males dropping their contacts like say 2moro no dey! As if una no get girlfriends. Una no go leave these single ones for us wey no get at all.....2A201EEE

MadCow1: Growing up with Cartoons instead of Nigerian film is a big part of what has made me into who I am today as well.

Imagine watching Dexter or Pinky and the Brains and tell me the Pikin would not sabi English.

true talk, One day, we the cartoon lovers are gonna take over the world!!!................................(In Brain's voice)

Cartoons actually gave me a very near-perfect command of the English language. I so love all of 'em. Starting from
Pinky and the brain,
Cow'nChicken,
Olive the Ostrich,
SamuraiX,
TinkyWinky,
Dexter,
TurtleNinja,
Help me add more to the list
etc etc etc, oh!
Did I fail to mention Tom&Jerry?...

even till now, bring 'em on!!!

chiomanatalie: How reliable is this pls?

C'mon, he just lifted ur hope and expectation and u're asking how reliable again? After now, una go say people no dey drop updates again! Oya, the results will be available on or before 4th August 2014. Don't ask me of the sauce abi na conduments. My cousin is a HR personnel with Workforce.

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tjkadzyanju: ok..but stout...nah.

Oya Mama Nkechi, come change am. Bring shekpe instead!

tjkadzyanju: Barely 1 month after service,no job still...am not happy.

The fellow succeeded in lighting up this hitherto Dull thread. Well done Bro! **Orders two bottles of stout**

Lieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!!! Diamond Bank ain't recruiting at all.

AcceSs is the most useless Nigerian bank both in working and banking! They keep recruiting 365 days a year. Jerks!!!

Scyllapatron: @ OP - can we have more pics from Swaziland pls

hahaha, jackASS! See ur mouth. Na Booby u wan see akwaya?

dplordx: AND SOME STUPEEED PAID HACK WILL STILL ACCUSE BUHARI OF TRYING TO BOMB HIM
NAIRALAND HAS GONE TO THE PIGS. THIS FORUM WENT TO THE GRAVE SINCE THE DAY SEUN COMPROMISED....
RIP NIGERIA. RIP NAIRALAND.

and u're still here mopping at every Front page News every day with that ur left eye. RIP dplordx

Edu ==» My Igbo name "Chinedu"

Xerxes ==» u remember that tyrant king in the Bible? King Xerxes and Artaxerxes

I'm a tyrant

Hemanwel: I wish them Goodluck Ebele Jonathan!

But why is it that the girls in our Women's football team always look like "the gods must be crazy"??

hahahaha, chai! This guy can funny pesin eh?? Hehehehahahahaha