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I used to think that the only English word of Nigerian Origin is "Lassa Fever". Check it in ur dictionary peeps!

Why do y'all peeps keep changing Windows? Windows 7 does it for me. Windows 8, 9 or 10...only microsoft shuld use 'em. Na so dem go change the color of Techno H5 come call am Techno H-phantom. Naija mugus go dey rush go buy! Any way.....continue.....!!!

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Biafra loser

What if he won the war?

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You ignorant fellow...haven't u heard of "NO VICTOR...NO VANQUISHED"?

buzzy1: Hello nairalanders, i wish to know whats happing in lagos, i ve applied for this surep of a thing since, like 3months now and am yet to receive a matching... Anybody with the same prob

Take chill pills man. I applied almost 12months ago and only got the Forcecom scam matching abt three months ago. It takes months and even Yrs to get a match. Govt tins na wa!

Jesuspistol: Yeah its been saving but it still doesn't display.

go 2 ur file folder on ur BB and change the file name extension to "JPEG". It must surely show! Abi dem swear for am?

WAYEC never tire to dey conduct exam?

Since I was born...WAEC! WAEC!! Poor performance by students

Now I am growing old...still same story, WAEC! Poor performance by students...

Mtcheeeeeeeew

firstEVA: what is pot-holes

the patch inbetween ur legs...

@firstEVA, hope u don't wear skirts while upholding ur "Commando" philosophy. I and my fellow guys have seen enough wide legs hanging from Keke already, thankfully they are well clothed. Don't wanna see unclad pot-holes...aaaarrghh!!! Egbon!!!

Our Black and White Tv na dieeeee!!! We dey receive people phone conversations for my black and white tv back then. We go just tune am, whyne am, whyne am, connect small wire for the back and gbam!!! We go dey get many phone conversations. E sweet dat time oooo...

Hector1759: Serious matchin is goin on @ sure p @ at d moment. If u didnt get tins complicated 4 urself by signin any doc wit forcecom, den xpect ur mail sooner. I said forcecom were only actin as a screenin body dat they would hand over evry tin to sure p after dey r done wit d screen n dat folks shuld'nt sign anytin wit dem, bt nobody took me serious.

I'm finding it difficult to believe u.

Jgyrl: Plz is there any1 in abuja or North region here involved with Forcecom that collected Lekki business school form and stayed to the end of verification that day in Abuja ? I wld like 2 know what happened there n wot u guys wre told

take it easy mbok...u won't be left out in this scheme. Just drop the worries okay?

Worst thing that can happen to anyone this season is to fall sick of Malaria fever...within 24hrs u'l see "Ninja" masked men from Ministry of health coming to take u away...lool

Now guys can also choose here...

Jgyrl: @eduxerxes was there 2 types of attendance at your verification center ?

not at all...just one ATTENDANCE sheet and they keep reproducing it each time the columns fills up.

The Lekki business school peeps do not even have an office in Owerri. So they are actually in this to cut our 30k stipend in order to further enrich their selfish asses! Anyway, I'm just wondering where and when we'l do the "business schooling"......my foot!!!

tdayof: do we have any police officer on NL? if yes, start telling us the meaning of this .

We have ooooo!!! But the tin is that they removed dia uniform and gave it to me to keep for them b4 they came into Nairaland, So dat una no go identify them. As I dey write so, I hol' dia uniform for hand...

Number #14 got me laffin............No,you're not fat.you're perfect and just
the way i like (even when you know,she is
Akpa - akpu)

In case u don't knw, Akpa-akpu is Igbo. It means "bag of Akpu"!

HARDDON: wow!

I must be following everyone that has ever created a thread that made FP then? huh?
but that is not d case. threads that r created by the people I'm following appear under the link FOLLOWING. that is quite clear.

the ish lies with d link called FOLLOWED . anytime u click on a thread , NL makes u auto follow it. it doesnt end there, it also notifies u wenever anyone comments on d thread thereafter. that is d issue cos that link always run into thousand comments with d notification displaying at d top of page. IT IS NOT EVERY THREAD I READ , ID LUV TO FOLLOW. look into this please.


can't bliv nobody has noticed this.

It is NOT true. Before I comment on any thread, I always UNCHECK the follow button so as not to receive notofications from that thread again. and again, any thread I read, it doesn't fill my notification mssgs. Maybe u ain't doing it right. Always Uncheck the follow button b4 commenting. Gracias!

Uhmmm...pls make una wait oh! Mr. Seun, I get kweshon wey I wan ass...e dey dash people wey be first to comment (FTC) and second to comment (STC) money? Abi u dey give dem free credit. I wan undastand dis gbege wey pipu jus dey halla anyhow for ur front page topics. Abeg sombody esplain am give me...mbok! Tankuyu!

lala86: I got same invite ohhh....

@bendovex see u guys at the venue (if urs is Owerri too). I seriously pray they expedite the process so we can start up asap!

Jgyrl: Any news! from forcecom

I wrote the Forcecom test earlier this month in Owerri, I just got invite for verification tomorrow 25th August...any one else with me?

1) Elshaddai...
Elshaddai...

Elo--him and A--donai
Age to age, u're still the same...
By the Power of ur name

2) Lifted, I am lifted, I am lifted
By the Loooord
Above sin and sorrows, into the presence, of the Lord

3) Jude Nnam: Chinecherem, K'osiso etc...

Following...any new job in AK? Talk to me friendsssss

donnypool: lol you dey crace o

I served in Akwa Ibom state. Therefore I know what's up with that state. Dude wishing he's 4rm there because dem build fly-over, boulevard, roads etc...make I keep quiet joooooor

Goddex: I sometimes wished I were from Akwa Ibom state

seriously?? Because of ROAD??

Cover letter is basically a highlight of your resumè or CV. As purplesummer rightly noted, u didn't highlight your personal information vividly cos that's what makes an employer even want to read your "Love letter" in the first place...(Due to the age limit ish in Naija job mkt). Try to give adequate paragraph for each point. Apart from these, its a thumbs up!

To whom it may Concern!

Please, what is PURDAH?

omoadeleye: aahaah, thanks for reminding me his name, been searching for it for a long time, I too mush love this guy, but I was still a kid then, so u don't really know his name, can you still remember this guy too FREEKAZOID ?

Freekazoid! Freekazoid!! I remember the theme song vividly. Buh Samurai X is my bestie till infinity

Who doesn't like this guy...."Kenshin Himura" of Samurai X. The one with a big "X" shaped scar on his left cheek. In my next world, I'l luv to be him. Aswear!!!

Chinom: I think you are a very stoopid person. Get the phuck out of Nigeria and never come back. Ediots like u turn my stomach.

Behold one of the non-entities that make up Nigeria!

Paul University Awka.