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My Room mate is a fat kid wey dey study law. The guy family rich wella, but this guy sabi chop like hell. We go cook rice wey suppose stay for two days, but this guy go wake by 1am for night con dey devour evrytin for kitchen like say him be winch. At the end, we go incur double expenses in a month. And the tin be say him go always want make we contribute for foodstuff 50-50. Whereas na him dey finish am within 3 days oooo! Apart from this kasala, nothing else, we be big boys for IMSU in those days, Thank God say na for him final year we stay 2geda.

Wizzaro2014: I received same too, were do u based?

Wizzaro2014: But my is Direct Sale Agent and she told
me she was recruiting for Access Bank.
Did she discuss the salary package and
how much? So that I may know if we are in
the same shoe

chibuezecu: Guys, any info from them hence SSS has prospond the exam indefinately?

chei! My eyes don fall sotey my teeth break where I read gbagaun!!! see bekee

Personally and honestly, I'l luv to have 10 kids. 5 boys and 5 girls. No big deal! I'm not even sure they can finish all these money(s) wey I dey gather so!

Pweezy: Av u applied for AKS Water Corporation

yes, I have

What's the Location? I reside in Uyo.

olawuyitoba: eduxerxes your write is so funny.........LWKMD you should also consider a career in entertainment while you also pursue your other objectives.
Nice one your write up brightened my day over here in Ghana

wow! Obviously the best complement I'v had on Nairaland. Uhmmm...career in entertainment? **scratches head** I don't knw ooooooooo

Oduduwaboy: Their is no conscious God.
The fact that we can not explain many things does not mean we should ascribe those phenomenon to god. For instance, Sonponna ( smallpox) used to be seen as a god in yorubaland; however, the works of Edward Jenner has put 'Sonponna' to death! so also a thousand years to come the idea of god would have become history.
Europeans gave us christianity ; how many of them go to church today? that is the march of civilisation!

ur opinion is what I'v bn seeking since..."demi-Atheism",

A person who's married, can't bear children. Womb is damaged beyond repair says diagnosis. After some yrs and prayers, she conceives and praises God for his wonderful work. What d'u call that? Gods work or There must be a God!!!

I got 40.0%. Who cares?

rationalmind: I don't think you're right saying Man has to believe in God. I think you intended to say man is predisposed to believing in God.

In that case, atheism no longer becomes non-existant.

being predisposed certainly makes it an option at ones will to beliv in a supreme being, however, at a point in time, atheists luk to somtin somwhr to intervene in dia plight, be it a fellow human or what they call "fate". god as I was made to undstand is what we most heartedly attach ourselves to. Ryt?

ascendo: Dear Applicant,

Sequel to your application, you are hereby invited for Executive Marketing job Interview, Orientation and Training at AIICO Plc., 203/205 Oshodi-Apapa Expressway, By Iyana Isolo Bus Stop, Union Building, 3rd Floor.
Date: Tuesday, 29th July, 2014.
Time: 10am prompt.

For more details, contact Mr. Okoro: 08023356979

Note: This job offer is for Lagos residents.
More so, you are required to come with your writing materials.

Thanks and best regards,

Mr. Emma Okoro
For: AIICO PLC

Insurance Marketing hell with no regard for the Marketer. Run for ur Life Bro!!!

Man has to Believe in God...any god at all...meaning Atheism is a non-existant ryt? What d'u guys think? Liveair and rationalmind

estyann: How much is the token and how am I sure you'll submit. How do I contact you rather?

it all boils down to trust. Highhillhenry@yahoo.com

THERE HAS TO BE GOD !!!!

When you go for three consecutive promotion interviews in your office and in the end, your name gets omitted on those three counts and the years roll by,
You cry and sigh... Only then shall you realise that;
THERE HAS TO BE GOD!

When you re clearly feeling so sick and you go to more than three hospitals, they all clear you, stating that you re ok and that nothing was wrong with you,
And you still felt even more sick after all those days without any help from anywhere,
THERE HAS TO BE GOD!

When you re in a market square and all of a sudden, you hear a shoot-out from some hoodlums, shooting at everyone on sight and you see people falling on the strike of the ravaging bullets, and you realise that sooner or later, it would soon be your turn,
THERE HAS TO BE GOD!

When you get married to a beautiful woman and in your dream, you see a big giant man pursuing you with a fiery whip and flogging the hell out of you while you screamed and ran,
And on waking up, you see those stripes of the whip right there on your body with it's accompanying pains live and direct and you just can't explain it,
THERE HAS TO BE GOD!

When your only child is being led into the theatre for a surgery with a 50-50 chance of survival, and he or she starts begging you "Daddy/Mummy, please, don't let me die,,, Please.."
Only then, you ll realise;
THERE HAS TO BE GOD!

When we re in control of things around, we surely would not need God.
That's when we raise philosophical arguments that mocks His existence.
But He lies in wait somewhere for us all;
When we shall be helpless.
When no man can be of any help to us.
Only then,
Just only then,
shall we wish that THERE WAS GOD.

You can not argue God into Existence,
Neither can you argue God out of Existence.
God is, NECESSARILLY....

His existence spites our knowledge or ignorance...
His existence spites our agreement or disagreement...
His existence spites our wisdom or foolishness...
His existence spites our logic or fallacy...
He does not need us to exist.
He existed before existence.
Our brains no matter how powerful, cannot comprehend his mode of existence.

Think of a circle which its centre is EVERYWHERE...
And its circumference is NO WHERE...
Then,
You re thinking about God. Stay blessed! Composed by Dim Canice. https://m.facebook.com/canice.dim

akitijackson: see me see me! I'm here wooooooo

yeeeeee!!! She's even here ooooo, but this ur name dey fear me oh! #Akiti_Jacks

ogtavia: At least there are sane people in America,I thot all of them were gays.......d oga olopa sef naa correct guy,but imagine sey all d olopas dem na gays,omo na d papa go receive blame oh and also na case of child abuse,Good work,dt dad shud be a sculptor..see as he turn human head to sweet potato.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....cheeeei!!! Bros eh? I read ur comment around 5am, see as I burst into laughter, come dey laff like mad man for early morning sotey my room mate wan dial psychiatric number! Choooi!

kakashi12: Databoy you have done a very good job with this information your provided. Personally i like your innovation but if your getting offers from all over africa i believe u can be generous enough to give us the linkedin information for free. Collecting 1000 naira from individuals who are looking for work is not too cool. if you can get a job in SA and your paid as an expatraite..i believe you will not need the 1000 from individuals here.

101% gbam! Nothing more better said than this. OP, u hear am? I can see that u have upgraded from Forex/SolarPowerTraining/rechargeCardBiz to this. Go and run ur international business and stop collecting N1000 akawo from unsuspecting unemployed/unemployable graduates!

I got it too. Mine is 21st, same address. I thought its ARM Pensions sef! How can I travel to Lag from Uyo in the name of insurance marketing nonsense. I wish I can jst slap that HR wey send me the mssg, upon say I chose South South. Mtcheeeew!

Born again relationship? Uuuurrghh!!! Not for me. I need me a wife that can do the did and not see it as a sin because her pastor say so! Is she here?

Hahaha, Only rejected Nigerian players make big headlines. Chai! Make dem reject me abeg, so dat I can make the big headies

Nothing, I REPEAT! Nothing disgusts me more than those big headed flies at Mama Ekoo's...chei!!!

It seems u're not in charge of ur family. Are u saying that she stopped giving u the "kpekus" because of her new found belief abi she's unattractive again? Which one? Any way...a very potent solution is to watch ur wedding pictures and the video all over again together. I tell, it'l bring back her sanity. All these. Useless teachings by useless pastors mostly use diabolic means to mesmerize their listeners!

harrysterol: make sacrifice bro

lemme start wit u! Oya

harrysterol: y you no go submit am for free apart frm to collect token, guy man.....lolz.......

na my piss I go use print am go submit? Use ur head man

harrysterol: nja pple sabi scam er

Fear of Scam! Scam! Scam! So u mean I can't help some one submit an app again? Ok oooooh,

kobonaire: entrepreneurship ..... salute!!

hahaha, na wetin Nigeria dey cause!

kobonaire: see hustling oh ...

dey dia na! What else can I do? Since I'm in Uyo.

Following!

If u wanna drop ur application, contact me so I can help u out! Remember, u'l drop a token Tfare.

lokito: It works wella especially when the arranged damsel is not too exposed...

These city girls ain't loyal
Internet racketeering has beclouded their sense of reasoning
Chatting and searching for men on Badoo, FB,whatsapp posting pictures, wallowing and twerking like 3D cartoon on instagram just to get LIKE they can't convert to money.

Those days, make love to your woman in 10 seconds she is ok and everybody is good. Try it these days you'll see her complaining on NL like a she-goat "my man is a 1minute man"
Holla at your woman or get her angry... she'll quit and say "i've moved on". sometimes she'll wake up in the middle of the night and be staring at you. In her mind she'll be like "if I say make I press your neck now kill you die here nko"

Lemme stop here. Such works cause both the arranged will do everything not to disappoint the arrangers

Have a blessed day friends

101%, there's no better way of addressing this issue.

topelouis:


Short time hmmm. I don't think the time was short at all oh. The test was actually fair, i'v seen worse.

u've seen worse? Well...That's actually my worst! Haven't seen any like that. Its maniacally prepostrous.

ednut1: baba i dey feel ur pain o, on monday i help my colleague in his own NLNG shipping test, been used to shl i help him blast d numerical part, d guy wan return favour with this UAC of mine, but na die. so so wicked hahahaha

hahaha, I neva see pesin wey go sabi those questions oooo!

tessy02: LOL

no be laffin matter ooo Tessy!