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Dpress: i'm not saying i did marvellously, but those questions were basic math. Some math graduate would find it easy but Timing is nobody friend.

Basic Maths? though the Maths graduate guy answered just a handful of questions NOT that he didn't answer any at all...but 21 quantitative questns in that short a time? My brother that's inhumane!

ojavogadro: I don dey laf sortey I pisss 4 ur Head! My body catch fire, I dey tells u.. My bladder come full sortey my D**k wan come burst... As I dey now na Observer I be!

serious observation 101, next thing we'l hear now is they've called up some ghosts that passed the test. Mtcheeeeeew!!!

They deliberately made the questions to be very tough! Bet me there are good guessers out there who'l smash that test.

As for me? My head just dey go gaga, my right eye just dey look as that mumu time dey tick, my left eye was mopping at the questions like an alien, my right hand just dey click "NEXT, NEXT" sotey I no fit control am again!

Did I 4get to mention my mercenary? A maths graduate but the guy bow! Chei! I neva see this kind torture for my life b4.

UAC!!! I resemble winch?

Paroman: Depends on what position you are being interviewed for. My close friend got his appointment letter with their sister company (Tsl Transport) today as a graduate accountant and his pay will be over 100,000 naira If I chook you biro for nose eeh, I hope you do know TSL logistic is a company holding its own ground in the downstream oil and gas sector?

cheeeeei, Bro forgive me ooooh, I been tink say na TSL Company wey dey manufacture "eziokwu bu ndu" or gbogbonise"...ah!!! 100 thaaaasand. Abeg whr dem dey? Make I quick go apply.

martinoonline: I have been invited for an interview by TSL Logistics in Lagos. Please does anyone here know what their pay package is like? Is it worth making a journey from Ph to Lagos?? Thanks

uuuuuuurrrgghhh!!! N20,000 work. Accommodation in Lagos is at cut-throat. Can u survive on 20k?

See questions that even WorkForce themselves can't even answer! All because I dey find work.

Eg.
If it took 3 witches 1hr to suck blood from a 150kg human being, how long will it take a Vampire to suck blood of a 200kg human!


Dem dey Maaaaadttt...

jashar: Baba Oooo.... here goes.
all the best to my 4'O'clockers......

Yes oooooo!!! On ur marks, Ready!! My mercenaries are on ground. What a full house I'v got here. I'l give my testimonies here in due time. God pass UAC.

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Ewooooo!!! Xtracool, I remember I had to delete my number from facebookuu because I was getting anonymous callsuu from some female girls almost evry nyt, **secret admirers**hehehehahaha

ȋ̝̊̅̄ didn't borther to write after my experience in 2012. I did the exam, had A++. Applied for Oracle 3G, and I was asked to pay N150,000 for the training. I now asked where the scholarship comes in and they said..."Normal training fee is 350k, that it has been subsidized to 150k" damn! Its still not affordable, I had to forego the whole thing. I think they shouldn't be misleading people with that term "scholarship" because its purely ICT subsidy (just like fuel subsidy ish)!

@OP, u're a bad cook! I Repeat, u're a very bad cook! Over!

pontirock: RECENTLY OVERHYPED FUTBAL COUNTRY

That doesn't mean we can beat 'em at the Maracana! Shit happens!

Ótù Ocha

Meaning: Oooops!

Pheeeeeew!!! Now I feel like commenting, no more Emails. Online tests are very easy to pass. Just one simple tin u need to do.............................surround urself with mercenaries and genius folks. If possible, assemble them at a fast food joint and choose a quiet corner. Ur success is insured and assured. QED!


NB: after the test, arrange one Sharwama for each of 'em. End of story!

B.Engine Stone and Vegetable Engineering!

Emmysteve: pleases don't forgotten to sent me the passes questions that is been gave to u to my email Emmysteve4bar@yahoo.com

I has forward it to Ɣǒǖ. Please, are anybody write on Tuesday July 15th in the morning?

They say na only me go waka come write the test:

TEST DATE: Tuesday, July 15, 2014
TEST TIME: 4pM - 7pM

Abeg, any bodies that is wrote in the morning in that the same date and is stay in Owerri? Pls send me a Email text message on educisero@gmail.com so that we shall be connect and help one each other. Tankiu!!!

Any grieviance involving football MUST be settled by the court of Arbitration for sports. Are u tellng me that the stupid judge that delivered that judgement doesn't know this? Or the individual(s) that sued the NFF? Why should our judges entertain football issues where it is glaringly clear that FIFA frowns at govt intervention as embodied in the FIFA laws. This Country is full of educated morons! Devil wey hol' us for Nigeria get Phd ;P

[quote author=E.M.Ezzy]pls sir what is the difference btw an olympic stadium and a football club stadium.[/quote]difference is Olympic size stad has track by the side + complex for other sporting activities apart from football. For instance, The craven Cottage (home ground of Fulham FC) is only a football stadium and not Olympic stad cos its doesn't have the afore-mentioned. Hope u grab. **sips Kunu**

Abasi mi!!! Iyammi oooo!! Akwa Ibom ado ☺k. U guys are welcome to our paradise. Our Super Eagles new slaughter ground. Akwa Ibom isoñgo!!! Iyaaaaa!!!

Henry praise: Damn!!!! I haven't shaved my beard n haired 4 abt 4 months, I feel bless right now. Everybody is complainin but I lyk d curiousity in d minds of babies n kids who wudnt stop wantin to have a feel n draw at my beard anytym I carry dem.

One tin I knw abt beard, it givs u a dat kind of esteem de say pple get wen de put on sun shades.

4 me, I don't av to worry abt pimples in as much as I have my beard plastered on my cheeks.

N most tyms pple see u as a strange kinda person n wudnt want to get on ur way, beards givs u "a go" wen others ar gettin "a wait"

But pls beard isn't 4 gals/ ladies/women igbo girls wit moustaches take note

Beard is diff from pubic hair, pls shave off dat region, we don't want anoda sambisa forest to harbour Bokoharam, termiteharam n liceharam in d "south".

Team beard all d way.

glad to hear u've nt deleted ur beards in four-months. Mine is gettin to its third month now and I'm loving it. Wonder wђã†̥ I'l look like in the next two months. Guys, beards is good, just keep it neat and low trimmed. All these over-grown babies are wiishing they have some, a friend of mine even went as far as applying foest hair growing cream on his cheeks

bebek: The story is abridged. Doesn't sound true

are u a paedophile? U sound like one!

Dubby6: Even when i wanted to go to panya, they didnt allow me because my name is mikel

make una free my big bros na! At least he didn't score an OG!

onyxo76: if a chief mortuary attendant becomes the cmd today, will you as a medical lab scientist take orders from him?

we're talking abt the medical field here, and senior Medical officers for that matter. Attendants to the best of my knowledge are junior workers. But if a pharmacist or any other specialist reads up to Phd level and is made a Consultant, I think thats ok. Or are they supposed to be redundant perpetually?

If you want to name your baby girl Harriet,
don't live in Iceland.
The country recently denied 10-year-old
Harriet Cardew's passport renewal request
because her name doesn't comply with
Icelandic baby naming laws. Her name doesn't appear on the approved list of 1,853 female and 1,712 boy names, The Guardian reports. Icelandic laws state that unless both parents are foreign, they must submit their name choice to the National Registry for approval within six months of birth. The name must fulfill requirements that include "Icelandic grammatical endings," "linguistic structure of Iceland" and "Icelandic orthography."
"That's the problem with Harriet," Harriet's
father, Tristan Cardew, told The Guardian. "It can't be conjugated in Icelandic."
Lilja and Belinda, two of the couple's four
children, have their names on their passports because they were born in France. However, Harriet and her brother Duncan, 12, were born in Iceland, but did not have their names approved by the committee.
So Tristan and his wife, Kristin, appealed.
"They have deprived our daughter of freedom of movement," Kristin told visir.is.
Baby name "bans" might sound crazy in a
country where they're unheard of, but
governments all over the world set naming
guidelines. Baby-naming site, Nameberry,
reports that countries like Germany and Italy won’t allow common American names such as Anderson, Duke, Maya, Tom and Sarah. "In fact, some of these are not long-standing
strictures, but relatively recent ones," wrote
Nameberry’s co-founder and naming expert
Linda Rosenkrantz.
The Cardews could bypass the name block by changing Harriet's middle name to an Icelandic one, but the family thinks it's too late. Instead, they applied for an emergency passport from the British Embassy where dad Tristan is from. He finds the name approval process absurd.
"The whole situation is really rather silly," he said.'

amedave: no body is against there growth, the issue is a medical team should be headed by a Doctor, note doctor's are not called consultant because of PhD only, do you know that most teaching hospitals don't have pharmacy student? how do you expect a pharmacist to head in that situation?? pls let these people tell us the truth, even in advance country how many times have u heard a pharmacist is heading an operation/surgery team. OK doctor done strike let them fill the void if they can

ur point is quite ambiguous to comprehend

Olaniyi Olananta Olanofe...an Igbo folk shuld help me with the meaning of these names of mine

strangest: Re: When An Adult Visitor Bedwets

then he/she needs deliverance because its a condition that is out of the ordinary!

Rhetorical question!

Yoney007: Gbam!!! China has spoken and if them no like they can talk to my Chinese friend called "Sue Me"

or better still, meet his Secretary called "go mud"

In Summary,

(1) FG should not appoint non-doctors as chief medical director.
Is this not selfishness ? Is it only doctors that work in the hospital? why will they go on strike for this selfish
reason and suffer patients ?
(2) Only doctors should be made consultants-
other workers who work in the hospital no matter their qualification should not be made a consultant?
-Is this not the height of wickedness and selfishness by doctors?
So if a staff of the hospital have Ph.D, he should not be a consultant when their mates working at other places are consultants ?
(3)Only doctors should be made directors---
Ladies and gentlemen, the law says anyone on level 15 is a director in the civil service--- so why will doctors say that only them should be made directors and other workers who
rise to level 15 should not be made a
directors ?
(4)Level skipping---they want doctors to also skip levels like other- now these bunch of murderers called doctors wants to enjoy wђã†̥ others are enjoying but they dont want
others to enjoy what they are enjoying----
it is based on these reasons & more that they went on strike-----
Check out more here:

www.nairaland.com/1795086/nma-strike-doctors-wicked-must

Truckpusher: The most painful part of the whole thing was the attitude of Keshi and the other players when the incident happened.They all stayed put as if it was a choir practice,I can bet you guys that if the players had rushed on Matuidi without any body contact whilst calling on the referee to do the needful and Keshi doing the same to the linesman, the outcome would have been different......but they all stayed put like it was normal ,after all in serious games of that nature anything can be used to disorganize your opponent.

My brother, u have said it all. Correctly on point. I luv ur opinion. Thats wђã†̥ they shuld have done...**sighs**