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ROFLMAO.

She further revealed that after repairing her tap, the plumber would do something to make it stop workinf so that she would pay him again for the 'repair.'

Like say them curse some of these people. I once had a security guard who used to do the same. He and the plumber had an agreement — he'd lock the tap every end of the week and they would share the money paid. He eventually got greedy, locking the tap every other day. The plumber finally got frustrated and taught me how to open it, blocking the lowlife’s means of making quick money.

Jambite fantasy.

Nairalanders who believe women do not grow past 5’2” won’t see this one. Nobody watches women’s basketball anyway. Where is her OnlyFans?

Wordsfrombimpe:
Na only here you get mouth

Talk with no actions

Send me 2k first and see if it’s all talk.

Who said I like my tribe? Lol.

All these bored children in this forum. Mscheew.

All the makeup did was hide her wrinkles. No miracle was performed here. Men her age will still chase younger females while those older may consider her.

Solofresh2:
Seun,Mydn44,nlfpmods

So, in your mind, you’ve discovered a world ending event? ROFL. This thread no go make front page. Na normal thing any twelve year old fit dig up.

No pant in that video. It’s a skort. I know many of una no finish school. I will explain what the word means. A skort is a skirt and short combo. The picture is tame compared to Beyonce who gives literal upskirts. ROFL. Encouraging male perversion. No wonder the brand names are stage personas.

My phone; records in 4K HDR on a regular day.

My phone when I record supernatural events; blurry 144p.

Wordsfrombimpe:
Alright

Bimpe, should I send you flowers?

See as bingos derail nice thread. Sad.

Somebody will wake up with new tales for Nairaland. I blame bored children for believing everything.

LikeAking:
U are wise..

We like to worry too much in Nigeria...

See a the mad doctor expose everything...

E go dey trend now..

Daft Nigerians..

I saw it and locked up..


Now na balloon things...

Who ever they sell ballin go make am big..

Music videos and their performers normalized smoking weed, taking drugs and vaping. This is the new trend. I pity people willing to risk their brain cells.

Wordsfrombimpe:
You are a stalker

I no fit see fine girl throway face.

Let this drug stay in its home shore. Nigerians do not need it. What the NDLEA should do is order the NFVCB to ban any music video promoting the substance. I do not believe any indigenous Nigerian is on it yet. This announcement will only promote its use.

SayNo2SmallPrik:
Na paragraph we go chop?

I chop am very well.

Pointless video. God will punish these Nigerian video bloggers for their plenty aimless talk. Was that Big N dressed like Super Mario and Whitemoney shirtless? What kind of ghetto gathering was that?

She didn’t twerk. That was tame compared to things I watch online. Spanx no gree am move body properly.

They can’t try it in the real world due to physical consequences. Here the worst which happens is a three day ban. Before that elapses, they return with alternate accounts. Some children in this forum cycle through twenty at a time to use in spreading bile.

Bimpe, leave this hard work, let me pamper you.

Meanwhile Nairaland never touch four million in eighteen years. ROFLMAO.

Looks like any regular street girl. Bleached body, yuck. She should stay natural like the popular Yoruba girl.

Who even reads the book in 2023? The last one I saw was 2001.

I no see picture. It surely isn’t my device, I’ve tried four different ones now. Oh well, life continues.

No paragraphs. I'm out.

Update: The people do it from a point of low self esteem. Watch The Great Gatsby and you’ll understand. They made money one way or the other. Due to formerly living in poverty, they want to loudly announce that they made it. People born into money see wealth as a standard already. They are comfortable dealing with huge sums. Give a person from poverty all the money in the world, he/she will still want more — going as far as cheating the next man out of his meagre funds.

If I type the reason, ban straight.

Masturbation is fun, but once in a while, human contact is highly desired. Boys can survive off masturbation, married men can not. Those ones are already used to the feel of sharing a bed.

I miss doing this. I wouldn't mind buying a pen to run it back one more time.

E sure me die say na moderators dey ask these questions with their alternate accounts. Any form of engagement is good for the forum.