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Fake news.

Akano5:
Witchcraft is very real, they hadn't attacked you before that's why you're doubting if real or not

Those people makes me know Africans are very wicked towards each others

It is not a debate when I say witchcraft is not real. If it was, poor Nigerians will share others’ success. The country will be the number one nation on Earth and nobody will steal or murder as we will materialize our wants using “African science.”

All that hasn’t happened. Witchcraft is a myth.

I still don’t believe this news. PR managers cooked it up.

Bimpe can speak English like this? Why does she prefer pidgin and Yoruba?

[quote author=Wordsfrombimpe post=126215927][/quote]?

This features once every year since 2020. News don finish.

If you want your video to feature on Nairaland, make sure it is in Yoruba.

I cannot make sense of what is taking place in the video. Next thread.

When you rest on the idea that Nairaland is settled into civilization, the forum takes a thousand steps back into the Stone Age.

kkash:
Very loose......normally breakfast is 4:30am to 6:00am....and after the toolbox, work starts....its exhausting honestly

Very. Your living quarters and work site are likely kilometers apart. Mine is in one location. Our breakfast starts at 06:15. Toolbox starts at 07:00. Work ends at 18:00. Still exhausting. No matter how much sleep I get, physical recovery never takes place until I return home. My only benefit is I sleep till 06:00 daily and rush through morning grooming routines.

I have a similar experience about life working offshore. Your schedule looks more loose than mine. One thing I know is to never criticize another man’s job. If you work on a ship or rig, you are going to work hard.

OP, you need to create paragraphs in your write-ups. They are hard to go through.

Bimpe, am I forgiven yet?

DGOODLYF:
Baye handler

Is that Wotowotoman in the background? See as he short compared to Seyi and Pere. No wonder he dey always para whenever I post about heights.

I’m searching for the lie in the statement.

Wahala. You can’t function properly on horrible meals. God forbid the military.

One of our brothers actively engaging in “never lay hands on a woman, no matter what she does.” See the way oyibo wan snuff life comot am. See her big nyash. Lol. If he could beat her, the story for different.

Somebody typed a comment saying they survived the ordeal. I honestly don’t believe.

I guess this is a normal situation with troublesome couples. A news article appeared here once that such happened in Lagos. Pictures were provided but no videos. This one was as clear as day in high definition.

Okay. Good to know. I’ll use this information once I start my japa chronicle.

That’s a cute picture. Bimpe, you’re mine!

Angel might resurrect her Damijo account to troll Ilebaye. That woman has mental problems.

So in January, Nigerians will switch from using grills to a thing called braai — the word upsets my stomach. We will entertain insults and romantic rivalry from fourteen year old minors aka Thabang. We will attack our fellows for fAKe GbAs gBOs while cunning South Africans scheme against us to win. Finally, we will form sexual relationships with over six women who look no different from Tsatsi? God forbid bad thing! Miss me with that snooze fest.

South Africans really revived their Mzansi show using our countrymen. The South African public enjoys watching Big Brother, they do not care to vote. Nigerians follow it like soccer games, beauty pageants and presidential elections combined. We spend to the last penny for our favourites during and after the show. Other Africans should learn from us.

Despite the fact that Mercy would have won with Tacha being in the game, today’s outcome would dent her thoughts on whether her win was legitimate. If I was a hater on social media, I’d troll her with her newly formed insecurity.

Tacha is a strong-minded woman. I give her props for it.

Gbadoboy:
Islanders we tried. We retained our position. Anyway don't forget that Nairaland belongs to us so after Bate Dem don make their noise we'll come back to carry our thread and continue where we stopped.

See one of them; the jobless who’ll fill this thread with epistles six months in the future.

Why didn’t they do winner’s handover event for Phyna?

Kiddwaya never cries. Strong man.

garfield1:
Ade will come 2nd

You say wetin?

So, it was Skales who sang this nonsense song. No wonder.

I don’t need sources. I know as Nigerians dey vote. The show don tire me, no more suspense. If Mercy left now it would be the biggest disgrace.

Congratulations, Ilebaye. You deserved every thing!

Na una way for this forum. Only on Sunday una dey holy.

“If I win the money, I will buy my mother a house, my father a car, pay my siblings’ yearly tuitions and give tithe in church.”

Housemate wins, chooses to travel out of the country for two years. Disregards all the promises he/she claimed to fulfill.

Na so human beings dey. Where are Phyna and Efe today?

eepeepook:
Finale results.

1. Ilebaye
2. Mercy
3. Cee C
4. Adekunle
5. Pere
6. Cross

Who didn’t Whitemoney tell he/she would win the show? The list plenty.

1. Cross
2. Doyin
3. Pere
4. Mercy
5. Cee C
6. Ike
7. Ilebaye
8. Angel
9. Soma
10. Neo
11. Uriel
12. Omashola

In all of this, why did he come back then? If those names were meant to win, why personally compete?

There’s nothing special about the way BB communicates. All he does is ask questions regarding housemates’ thought processes. If one introspects with many questions, he/she’ll understand thoughts clearer. The only thing I give props for are the many words of encouragement. That one no easy.

eepeepook:
Finale results.

1. Ilebaye
2. Mercy
3. Cee C
4. Adekunle
5. Pere
6. Cross