₦airaland Forum

This picture for the thousandth time. Yawn.

Una go post memes tire, una lives no go better.

Their “brief illness” different from the ones young people dey survive? I don’t understand their use of the phrase.

Brainwash. That’s their favourite term for situations where an ideology is so strong that people are willing to die for it.

Xenophobes killed the majority. Why won’t they run home?

He said, she said. Na una know. Make una argue with unaselves while the smart ones japa.

Gold Circle condoms are manufactured here if I’m correct. Nasco cornflakes also. Coca Cola and Pepsi surely are not imported.

Regina is no longer the favourite? Lol. Infatuation get expiry date. Knowing Nigerian woman, she go rather die in unhappy wealthy marriage than face the world alone.

Last last, na Hamas go raise white flag. I dey fold arms look them.

I wish them a happy union.

Children on Nairaland claiming they couldn’t perform the marriage here, they could do a traditional ceremony here and the Nigerian’s community will keep their mouths shut. This occurs in the case where he’s from a royal family. Who wan question king? Una fit near una local government chairman to begin with?

While ghetto black Americans put God knows whatever up their asses for bigger bums, the ones who matter — those on TV every night — keep their bodies unhealthily thin to appear attractive to the masses. This big butt craze will disappear soon.

It was a skit.

ISIS is still a thing?

…still Hamas won’t finish. I will never understand how head commanders are killed and replaced immediately. We’re suffering the same with Boko Haram/ISWAP.

Na competition?

I remember one of my guys with a bed count over eighty. He said it was actually one hundred and twenty, thereabout. His existence was sad. All he did was toast women from sun-up till sun-down. The worst part was he always went for the prettiest girl in a group but attracted the ugliest one who he then settled for. Sha, he can never regret not smashing enough babes. I’m more than happy with my twelve.

Pointless news; a reminder that I’m on Nairaland.

Hmm. His life. More Vaseline for his preek.

DrMuzungu:
Sit down when men are talking.

Yeah, right.

Carrying out their usual reign of terror, I see. NDLEA stopped theirs or people are too scared to speak regarding that one?

I will, last last, leave this country full of half literates. Many human beings you see typing comments wasted decades in the educational system. Africans have killed witches for centuries without a single physical evidence. Them say, them say, person don throw tyre light fuel for another without proof. Our faith is stronger when erasing each other than it is when hoping for good outcomes.

DyshApp:
Lol

The boy is itching so bad for a debate, he’s ready to argue with himself if no one bites his bait.

DrMuzungu:
Then start talking to MEN and not small bois.

Exactly what one of the boys on Nairaland who wastes oxygen will say.

Kobojunkie:
Those ideas are clearly of myths. There are those one is attracted to and those who aren't attracted to ---- courtesy of the chemicals in our brain. Then we get to work picking "the one" through various processes of rationalizing ordinarily disconnected behaviors to support our choice. From there the delusion progresses until it is either shattered by reality or we continue to build even more mental prisons to keep us in it as long as we want.

2. You actually think the problem with admirers issue only began after they got married? I beg to differ. Whatever it was that reared its ugly head after they got married had most likely been stewing for a long time before.

“Life is Short. Make Sure You Spend As Much Time As Possible on the Internet Arguing with Strangers.”

Boys vs girls thread. No different from Israel vs Palestine. I’m out.

All these protocols yet bots and trolls are the order of the day.

Na pant she hold. I swear, Nairaland children no go school.

A two second gif repeated thirty times. OP, to slap your craw-craw head dey hungry me.

Escort things. Likely one born throway biracial who doubles as a model.

Dumb. Dumb as Bleep. N120,000 is more than enough for tithe, if this report is true.