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Wordsfrombimpe:
Support the brand first

The only brand I want is you.

Bimpe, send a DM so I’ll take you on an expensive date.

Resolved. Nothing to see here.

Since anything makes front page on Nairaland nowadays, make I balance here.

My Bimpe, it’s like you want to open five thousand topics in this Nairaland. E be like I never tell you before say money no dey Nairaland. Millionaire no dey here too.

Many of them typing rubbish against the scheme are signed to receive the sum every month. NPower and Sure-P come to mind. The only time they expose themselves is when the cash is slow to come. They then use their alternates to complain.

folake4u:
There is no railway station plying that route (PH to Aba, PH to Abuja).

Unfortunate.

folake4u:
Nice. What routes do you want to embark on?

PH to Aba comes to mind. If that goes smoothly, I’ll spend a weekend in the locale. On coming back I’ll plan a longer journey; PH to Abuja, maybe.

The woman is the problem. All these men keep leaving her. She should fix her life. Maybe athletes aren’t for her. She strikes me as one whose cooking skill is horrible.

I will try a train ride one of these days. If I enjoy it, I’ll patronize the service more often. With flight tickets now astronomically high, I wonder how they’ll compare to multiple train journeys.

She’ll return by Sunday afternoon/evening and the family will report “we have chosen to resolve things in silence.” Na normal thing for Naija.

Exactly as you described. What are you looking for past that?

5,000 topics.

1. Stop buying secondhand cars.

2. Stop driving while intoxicated. Since he remembered the details, he wasn't inebriated.

3. Stop receiving calls while driving. Use a transmitter or voicemail instead. No call is more important than your life.

4. Bicycles are healthier means of transportation.

What good has his paymaster been ever since he left power? Though, I hate the idea, it is a lot better than nothing.

Na subsistence farming concern me. The country is unserious.

Okay. Good news.

You sure it isn’t for racing? Abuja boys no fit use eye look NOs. Their airport road and drag racing na one and two.

All these perverts on Nairaland. Mscheew.

Spend money to buy near unlimited data. She’s 17, she’s learning about her body. We all watched porn in teenage years. Leave her to do her own. The only thing you can do as an uncle is to advice her to use birth control if she ever chooses to experiment. In the western world, you can’t tell her anything starting from next year. Your only hope is to set her on the right path beginning from this year.

After they’ll say women don’t watch porn. The urge for copulation is strong in every human being. We learn to control it later in life.

1. This is a very enlightening thread. I applaud the OP and the moderator who moved it to the front page.

2. Education is not everything. Like man can not live by bread alone, academic excellence is not all needed to survive. Indians and Chinese the world over are the most intelligent people in their fields. These people are very timid, socially awkward and non-athletic.

So, your goal is five thousand topics per account. It makes sense now.

No find better thing to do with life. Dey troll Nairaland. Many here throwing insults your way were born when you first opened an account.

Mscheew.

Bimpe, pay a super moderator 20 - 50k and the person will post your services to the front page. Nairaland dey find money badly.