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Bargeneral, if you've got eyes take a look at diss now . . .
Am so ALIEN am OUTTA-THIS-WORLD║
You are so PAPER-fly so imma BLOW you away like BREEZE to a NO DESTINATION . . . Call it your ENDPOINT║
Like i left OSAMA on your brain, imma BLOW up your mind║
My punches leaves FOAM in your mouth like you chewed your grannies PILLOW, OH NO!║
Am forcing DISS down your throat, so you don't FEEL FREE. . . NO AIRTEL║
Like the DEVIL i RULE earth . . . i'll make your bent lines more STRAIGHT than a motherfuckin' RULER║
Aha! . . . just so you know am SIMPLY THE BEST . . . NO BINATONE║
You more WORSE than NIGERIAN ROADS║
Am more REAL than LIFE║
My lines are so present you FEEL it like your SKIN║
Am so FLY i see GOD'S FEET║
Like a heavy RAIN imma FALL down on you, soaking you up like GARRI║

am more EVERLASTING than GREEN GRASS | you've got BROKEN LEGS that's why you can't STEP UP to my class | you so DISS-ABLE(disable) | than an ANUS i drop more S.H-I.T | like a PIG you play DIRTY around it |Eew! | as the STAR and EARTH, we so far apart when it come to diss, no wonder you'll keep LOOKING UP to me like the SUN |

rume:
She isn't an explosive starter, but for her height, she is definitely not a bad starter.
The commentator said about her heat race, she was "out the blocks like a slow train", but errr, she was not slow! 11.12 is not slow for a female athlete, albeit not world topping either. Nonetheless, she's run faster than that many times.

Maybe off track or when she's been pursued by an animal . . .lets say a cheetah.

your diss is more WEAK than DODO | i DOUBLE PLAY words | call it a RE-PLAY | like a 3G network i don't DELAY | you have the brain of a FISH no wonder you ENTER NET (internet) | soon you'll be in SOUP like KNORR |

BarGeneral open your MOUTH, here I C.U-M(come). . .
Like a used CANDLE, your line WAX cold║
Your lines are so UGLY no wonder they're like MONKEY-post║ Like a thief in the 9th imma suPRIZE you with DISS║
See this little boy want ta DISS-A-BABA(addis ababa)║
TAKE TIME like i threw a baby clock at you║
Like a samurai TEEN imma split you into THIRTEEN║
My spit are SO KLIN they don't WASH . . . COPY THAT║
Me, freestyle , like GLUE we STICK║ My lines are more POISONOUS than a THREE-HEADED VIPER║
Am so real my comment are JUST NOW . . . NO FACEBOOK║
You're just FAKE-ARSE(fakers)║ Like a BLUNT arrow your diss got NO POINT║
In this game i always take the LEAD like BOLT║
Imma BEAT you to your game like a DRUMMER BOY║
I got more FLOWS than your b.itch PERIOD║
Look nigga, you GOING DOWN like a DAMAGED ELEVATOR sorry, there'll be no one to UP LIFT you║
Like an EARTHWORM you'll be so UNDERGROUND║

W.E.N.G.E.R. simply means W(e). E(verybody) N.(ever) E.(ver) R(un).
PS : All arsenal fan won't quit their clubs whether 8-2 is equal to 6 or not.

mr.official:
In the book of Manchester United, chapter 8, verse 2. It says: And Wenger wept. LMAO.

Oh my Devil! Call it Sir Fergie Version (SFV),

as long as you REMAIN the law i'll always be ABOVE you | like am ABOVE THE LAW | like an architect leaving a piece of land you're so OUT OF SITE(sight) |you need a WOMAN in your life not a WOO-MAN | my DISS is so PEPSI you ASK FOR MORE |

500,000minute. Do the calculations. That's how long.

you think you've got STORIES yet you can't TELL between right and wrong | imma bring your arse DOWN so you don't mess UP | try to ROB her and you'll be UNDER-HER-REST(underarrest) |

So fast she ran, quicker . . . like a pregnant snail!

Woooah! You just murdered their ghost. Call it a re-DEATH : )

1 Nigerian head = BLOOD MONEY!

Girls are like toilet no wonder boys s.h.it(cheat) on them. I Poo(cheat) on girls how many times? Everytime!

with so much NAIRA on my hand i LAND | i came here looking for NIGGAS all i see are ALBINOS | they're so WHITE . . .MEN! | they can't FIGHT . . .MEN! | am so BLACK and BACK | am at you all FRONT | who that s.hi.t that says I GOT MONEY | one look at him and i say | you got (MORE KNEE) lool!

sleakid:
yo efe. Datz wat i cal d0pe ish. You tight.

Yeah you're right, am TITHE , not OFFERING. LoL!

BADGE AIRNERAL(bargeneral)║
See DISS(this), my first word will be your NEW name soon, no BAPTISM║
Am CUMMING(coming) out STRAIGHT like I place a RULER down a girl's heaven's GATE║
Am OVERCUMMING(overcoming), get ready to drink PLENTY║
Have got more LINES than my WRITING NOTE . . . DAMN! ║
Like a P.E.NIS on the go I POUR out like VOLCANIC STEAM . . . MEN!║ BLEAT ''a word'' and imma slit your THROAT like a GOAT║
The gods must be crazy for setting a CONTEST, uhh - what a CORN-TEST║
You so SERIOUS like a NEWSCASTER no wonder you don't PLAY words, all you do is LAY THUGS . . . G.A-Y!║
Your SPIT is more SOFT than a cat FUR, . . . my SPIT is everTREMBLING making you lay down on all FOURS║
Like a WINNING ELEVEN all i do is WIN║
Your RHYME is way past its PRIME, they're so SOUR like LIME . . . OH MINE!║
DISS(this) is me , like a ROBOTIC assasin, no time for I BEG I BEG | and when next I say DISS all i'll hear is I WON'T I WON'T . . . you'll be so DEAD you'll be GHOSTRHYMING your next post║

ogugua88:
I'm sorry. Good. Yummy

**feeling relieved**

ogugua88:
It depends on what I'm cooking. Nigerian food takes me no less than two hours or so. Only if I'm making very small soup, which is rare. Other dishes I make, particularly western dishes, hardly take any time. An hour at most really, and they're BOMB!

BOMB?

I don't blame U you BLAB because you have MOUTH you are more or less an area TOUT║
Take this(DISS) STOUT and learn to talk like a man B.ITCH!║
Look at this BALLBOY acting like a MERE TOY come let me PLAY you PUPPET(poor pet)║
Like HIPHOP turned upside down | you'll always be my POHPIH(puppy)║
Like RAP turned upside down, your line is below PAR║
Like AIR, my style is FREE║
Am so SUPER . . . yeah that's me MAN║
Like a SUPA STRIKA imma KICK your balls outta AFRIKA║
You let girls lick your LOLLIPOP for just 50CENT . . . POOR YOU║
Claim you've got ONIONS yet you CRY when you peel one║
Like a rooster you FOLLOW hen like TWITTER║
You can't DISS dude sit back and WATCH me TICK-TOCK(thick-talk)║ Am the MENACE when it comes to beef . . . you're every POPE A.S-S . . . HOLY S-H.IT║
I'll MURDER(mother) you like a wicked granny║
You've overstayed so like TEXT imma SEND you back║
I don't need a whistle to KICKOFF and when i PUNCH even your GUARDIAN won't recognize you, they be screamin' what a COMPLETE SPORT║
Am a STAR so you can't TOUCH me,come close and imma put you in SOUP like a MAGGI STAR║
I RUN the street my feet are SORE║
Am THE ONE(1) . . . no JET-LI║
You so DUMB like rihanna you don't even know WHAT'S MY NAME ║

Like a dry land without WATER I see NO FLOW | Its time for you 2GO | stop TWEETING | now MOVE B.ITCH | get out of MY TRACK and don't BLOCK-US |

To my house.

jae_o:
Wat? If u thnk efe's flows beta myn then u dnt knw poo about rap by the way u strugle alot just to wordplay ''i car burn'' doesnt make sensene i can count a lot mo frm your verse chai na byforce to rap

Don't stress, while mine makes people say , OH NO! Yours make people scream HEY YO!!! You khaled bro. You the BEST.

bargeneral:
@Efe! sori i dnt mean 2be rude,im jst tryin 2b honest wit u!,

I see. Honest general.

bargeneral:
@efe what abt battlin me? u knw jst 4 fun? let me knw if ure in or nt,

Am IN like its my MIDDLENAME. LooL!

donchucky21:
fabregas saw it comin u knw hehehehehe, I laff up gunners lol

He saw the future. He left.

CECH this out. . .
Left your BERRY in a HOT pan, yet you claim you have a BLACKBERRY║
Claiming to be HOT yet your brain is THERMOCOOL║
My flows UNENDING like WATERFALLS║
I got more BAR than the whole of kirikiri PRISON║
See them toothless slowpoke want to have a BEEF with me, drink MILK niggas║
Your lines are so WEEK like MONDAY-SUNDAY║
I got iron DOORS so you can't COME-IN to my world║
My lines are so everPOPPING like an excited b.reast║
Like rihanna, imma put a HOLE in your HEAD . . . Call it BRAINDRILLING║
Your flow is more STAGNANT than PAP ║
Like a DAD you'll always be my SON when it comes to DISS(THIS)║
My lyrics is so BLINDING you can't even SEE this║
Like an AVATAR I lyric-BEND║
Am HOTTER than PEPPER, when I speak I FLAME earth║
Am a rap god that's Y you can't see ME║
My PUN are more uncountable like RAIN DROP and when they FALL, they make your FACE DROP no KINGSTON║
Am so pressed am about to PISS OUT . . . PEACE OUT║

bargeneral:
Hey u've got no rhymes// find more time//to pratice! rap is nt for u fakers,got it?

Am learning for sure, but soon you'll be yearning for more : )

sleakid:
yo efe yhu sick.

So sick I got AIDS plus CANCER. Jealous? LoooL!

Sleakid, that was EEL, you got me ELECTRIFIED. Whoooosh!

The spinal cord of arsenal is broken, they depend on wilshere(wheelchair) for now.

it is well:
Gunners without bullets

. , like an empty Double barrel.

All arsenal fans will 8-2 be an arsenal supporter : ) Roger that.

mojounited:
^^@Goldie - A fake United fan. . .First, it's Man. United, United or fully Manchester United; Man U was coined from the word "Manure" by leeds/liverpool fans to mock one the club's greats Duncan Edwards, and during the munich air disaster in 1958 - http://community.manutd.com/forums/t/4772.aspx

Also, the slogan is "Man United for ever" not ". . .for life". Only bandwagoners use that term which is related to Arsenal's "Gunners for life". . . Any one claiming to be a United fan should at least know such history alas. . .

@OP, wonderful display by the lads today; Ando was just a clown tryna confuse Scezcny (sp) during Rooney's set pieces, Nani has to improve his decision making skills in the final third, the back-line was awesome but Da Gea needs to buck up real quick albeit he made some super saves today (no chance for the second goal though), and Rooney + Young combo was just terrific. . .All in all, it was a good win today!

PS - I'd 8 - 2 be an Arsenal fan right now. . .

All arsenal fans will 8-2 be an arsenal supporter : )

moonraker:
breaking news: PELE has come out of retirement and now wears no8 shirt for arsenal

How kind.

Gbenge 77:
The gunners have been gunned down!

. . .like an assasin on a rampage. RIP GONE-A.S.S. No one will miss you.