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FamilyRe: In Need Of Financial Assistance by EfemenaXY: 10:03am On Aug 24, 2016
dachuchi7:
It is as serious as you think. Its not a crime if you decide to help someone that is genuinely in need. Cos no one has the monopoly of being kind,you can as well help out,pray tell we don't fall for the wrong people doing the right thing.
And you'd have us believe you believed this very obvious scam was kosher, yes?

Why?
FamilyRe: Dear Mimi- I Want To Put My Father In A Home by EfemenaXY: 10:01am On Aug 24, 2016
Hmmm

Unlike physical scars, emotional scars rarely heal, if ever.

That notwithstanding, the best course of action will be to resist the urge to payback in kind no matter how tempting (revenge), and still perform his basic duties with no frills attached. That way, when the end eventually comes, he (the son) won't be assuaged with feelings of guilt.

Mimi's advice is a good one. It's fair.
FamilyRe: In Need Of Financial Assistance by EfemenaXY: 9:41am On Aug 24, 2016
dachuchi7:
Thanks @ Askprof. Cos if not 4 you and the trouble you took in providing that links showing his number,i would have fall that scammer and fraudster called hillary.

Hillary you are nothing but a 419er,scammer and fraudster. You said you are a newbie but your real moniker is baddest and that shows that you are as old as the Devil on Nairaland.
The number you said belongs to ur mum is actually yours and the purported jamb reg No: you provided is your friends own,all thanks to Askprof that gave an eye opener through the links he provided displaying ur real moniker.

My advice to you Hillary,is to leave Nairaland with immediate effect b4 you are busted cos you are a scammer.
Why do you pretend to sound surprised?

You'd actually have us believe you really were on your way to the bank to pay up on the fly without any verification of his/her/its claims? All in the space of 2 hours?

Seriously?
FamilyRe: Cat Fight: Nigerian Women by EfemenaXY(op): 9:10am On Aug 24, 2016
armyofone:
grin grin

EfemenaXY, I'm trying to figure that one out too. Look around for the tap tap grin
Anyway, can't spend a fortune to Senegalese my hair and then go out there to fight.
Lol!

Biko, whatever you say, pls just don't mention the tap-tap. Gross. embarassed embarassed
FamilyRe: . by EfemenaXY: 9:52pm On Aug 23, 2016
Greatzeus:
N10000 only huh
You begging for N10000 in this economy and you put only?, like seriously? undecided
You assume the request is for Naira?? cheesy
FamilyRe: . by EfemenaXY: 9:48pm On Aug 23, 2016
sisisioge:
Hmmm, I don't have a phone ma. The only one we use in my compound is for our landlord, he won't appreciate me dropping it. By tomorrow, I will source from the next compound. I heard yellow Chisom has a phone.My real username is damselindistressneedshelppls. By the way, pls help me with a visa to the UK. I need to go and hustle, I can work very well. Thank you.
shocked shocked shocked

**faints...**
FamilyRe: . by EfemenaXY: 9:17pm On Aug 23, 2016
sisisioge:
grin grin grin thank you!

How far Aunty? You wanna monetize my pleas or give me one by one? God bless you as you ask for my account number. I use all the banks, just name the most convenient.
My dear, I'm still trying to source funds for Onegai's Baby E's riding helmet for her date with Prince George.

This na real investment with great potentials. One just needs to "speculate to accumulate"... cool tongue

But er, drop your phone number and original nland account for initial verification. Then meet me under that mango tree by the kiosk, near the road, tomorrow after for final verification. angry angry

cheesy cheesy
FamilyRe: . by EfemenaXY: 9:05pm On Aug 23, 2016
sisisioge:
Hmmmm...this is it. Time to go and drag it off people. We are all scammers! Here we go...

Pls my dear Nairalander, It is with a heart of contrite and absolute (can't find the right word so pls help fill in the gap) that I ask that someone should pls bless me with a better job, a wonderful husband and my next house rent pending when the husband marries me. I am so tired! This present job is gradually killing my spirit albeit I'm thankful to God that I have one. Another would make me a lot happier and prettier self to fasttrack my second request. Hmmm, all my mates are married! Ronke's toddler has refused to add the Aunty prefix to my name! Little guy just opens his mouth yakata and calls me B....o! Chai, initially I tried to reason with him by reaching an agreement that he doesn't shout it but the lil guy breached our agreement yesterday when he saw me from far away and started chanting my name. Pls help me. Plsssss! Help me!

The house rent will expire by next year march. Jeeez! Wasn't it just yesterday I paid one? Pls my dear Nairalanders, help your sis. Each time I think of march, fear grips me and I tremble from outside! Help biko!

I'm quite aware that I passed authentication given that my moniker has history, I'm indeed a girl and I am willing to provide additional proof. I.e the voice recording of that cutie calling my name.

With this few points of mine, you have no excuse not to help. Remember what the bible and Quran say about helping your neighbors. Thank you. cool
grin grin grin

The missing word is somtin

...absolute somtin cool
FamilyRe: Do You Need These Things by EfemenaXY: 10:37am On Aug 23, 2016
rofemiguwa:
Her matrimonial home is already equipped with all these essentials already so they are just taking up her space.
Ok
FamilyRe: My Husband Is Cheating On Me With Several Women On Facebook by EfemenaXY: 10:36am On Aug 23, 2016
bennyrazz:
when we say wives should be prayerful about their homes, they think we don't know what we say. If the shepherd (Your husband) is being attacked, the flocks will scatter. I love the hymn I quoted above, you can also start singing it. Now is a time for prayer, I mean serious prayer. His heart is no longer in you, he doesn't find you attractive again in fact very soon he would want out of the marriage. Things at times may go from sweet to sour in marriages especially when expectations are cut short. From your point of view, you are doing everything right but your husband is soliciting for sex from strange women (repercussions are attached though but I don't want to mention )

Just start fasting, praying and doing night vigils for your marriage. When I mean prayers, serious prayers. Let's see where that leads to in a month's time. If you don't know how to go about the prayers, I could recommend some prayer books. Be strong, cheers
I know everyone's entitled to their opinions but why, just why do you always give high BP inducing advice??
FamilyRe: In Need Of Financial Assistance by EfemenaXY: 10:14am On Aug 23, 2016
dachuchi7:
How,and what do you mean?
The ensuing conversation.
FamilyRe: Do You Need These Things by EfemenaXY: 10:13am On Aug 23, 2016
Those are key essentials for new starters.

Why is "she" really giving them away??
FamilyRe: In Need Of Financial Assistance by EfemenaXY: 10:10am On Aug 23, 2016
dachuchi7:
Send me ur bank account details and ur number as a proof.

I empathize with you,do it b4 12pm,cos I am in the bank.
grin grin grin

This should be interesting..
FamilyRe: Mother Slays With Her Cute And Beautiful Daughters. by EfemenaXY: 10:08am On Aug 23, 2016
Your title is misleading.

What do you mean "slays"?
FamilyRe: In Need Of Financial Assistance by EfemenaXY: 10:05am On Aug 23, 2016
hilary400:
am not a scammer bro, if u stay in calabar, i can bring my credentials to proof to u, i jst cant upload it here cos i dont av a camera phone
I never said you're a scammer.

Why would you think I think you're one?
FamilyRe: Cat Fight: Nigerian Women by EfemenaXY(op): 10:01am On Aug 23, 2016
armyofone:
Also because it is painful physically and emotionally.
Some wouldn't like the public to see what is underneath that weaves or wigs. Short hair style is best for fighting.
No need to fight...just call the cops.
cheesy cheesy

What's underneath the wigs & weaves?
FamilyRe: In Need Of Financial Assistance by EfemenaXY: 9:56am On Aug 23, 2016
hilary400:
i know i jst joined nairaland today and many will think am a scammer, but its my last hope.
i wrote jamb this year and scored 255,my first choice is uniuyo to study computer engineering, my screening excercise is on thursday but with the way things are going on in my family now, if i dont get up and look for money am not travelling tommorow, pls i need someone to help me with 5000 naira or even borrow me the money. so that i can travel to uyo tommorow for my screening excercise. i stay at calabar, if u wanna help and u think am a 419 jst call me i will come and meet u today with all my credentials, to prove am not a scammer. pls i need help, i need to travel tommorow.
pls mods help me move this to the front page.
tanx in advance.
So many dangerous people online.
FamilyRe: Raped And Dejected,left With My Unforgettable Scar,a Child,my Son by EfemenaXY: 7:02am On Aug 22, 2016
thorpido:
is this thread active again?
You're right @bolded.
I did get in contact with the Op but seems she didn't want go throught the process of verification,citing privacy. I let her know that won't work because there's no way you will want access to public funds here on Nairaland and not be scrutinized.
Really?

What a joker.
FamilyRe: Raped And Dejected,left With My Unforgettable Scar,a Child,my Son by EfemenaXY: 7:00am On Aug 22, 2016
I don't believe this story. Not one bit. As far as I'm concerned, most stories posted on here are scams until proven otherwise.

Scammers everywhere trying it on with different tactics. Mtcheeew.
FamilyRe: This Boy Needs Your Help by EfemenaXY: 10:59pm On Aug 21, 2016
ladyF:
[size=15pt]lol... Just found out some things.


Help the OP at your own risk...[/size]


Cc: EfemenaXY sauceEEP
It's been obvious right from the get-go.

Was simply playing along. This wannabe thief probably wants to buy himself a smart phone and some new clothes to pose in.

A true Hit & Run Agent (of darkness)
FamilyRe: This Boy Needs Your Help by EfemenaXY: 10:52pm On Aug 21, 2016
HitmanAgent47:
Pls our school will soon open i need your help nairalanders any amount is a blessing thanks. This is my acct no 20853788405 UBA(okoronkwo ikechukwu golden)
Boi you've had your fun. Now run along.


RoyalRoy: pls lock this thread and ban the @op, a novice scammer and potential hit-and-run thief.
FamilyRe: Cat Fight: Nigerian Women by EfemenaXY(op): 10:33pm On Aug 21, 2016
thorpido:
Lol,I sat at one corner just watching them.

Interestingly,if the guy is a player,he'll just feel cool with himself and simply tell each one of them at different times that the other is just wasting her time.
True that.
FamilyRe: Cat Fight: Nigerian Women by EfemenaXY(op): 10:31pm On Aug 21, 2016
Chillisauce:
Who wouldn't fight over a thorpido kind of man. Me I will tear the other ones panty sef. 2% is very difficult to find o
Lol! You really are a cray-cray woman cheesy

But I totally get you. 2% is huge. A woman whose got 0.5% of Thorpido is very lucky. smiley

Mindfulness:
He is also the man behind the phone. grin
Lol! Erm...was that the blue trousered lady's wig on the floor? grin
FamilyRe: Cat Fight: Nigerian Women by EfemenaXY(op): 9:14pm On Aug 21, 2016
Chillisauce:
I think the other ones' wig was completely off which shows why she was so keen on removing the others wig. Don't even try to separate them cos they might team up and descend on you.
Lol! Seriously?

Lemme go watch the clip again...

@Mindfulness cheesy cheesy

I'm pretty certain they were fighting over Thorpido lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
FamilyRe: This Boy Needs Your Help by EfemenaXY: 8:58pm On Aug 21, 2016
sauceEEP:
Humbledbygrace comes to mind after reading this...
You mean humbledby faith

Humbledbygrace is kosher.
FamilyRe: This Boy Needs Your Help by EfemenaXY: 8:36pm On Aug 21, 2016
HitmanAgent47:
sir how i will pay my subsequent fees,i believe wont be a problemcos i have seen pple with little or no source of income go to school.
Yes, but how exactly do you plan to achieve this? You saying you've seen people with little or no income go to school doesn't explain anything.

I dnt expect pple to entirely believe me dats why i said i can prove dat i am a student
I'm actually more interested in you explaining yourself clearly here.
FamilyRe: This Boy Needs Your Help by EfemenaXY: 8:12pm On Aug 21, 2016
HitmanAgent47:
i am in second year,i will have alot of field trips and seminars to attend and i dnt wanna defer my admission. Bro i dnt knw how to explain to you cos you wont understand
Well then try.

If you can't explain yourself clearly, how d'you expect people on here to take you seriously?
FamilyRe: Cat Fight: Nigerian Women by EfemenaXY(op): 8:03pm On Aug 21, 2016
Chillisauce:
EfemenaXY wht will be your reaction assuming one of these girls grabs you on your way to work in case of mistaken identity ?
Lol! You're bad! cheesy cheesy

Why me? You nor see as even Oyinbo no fit separate them? I'm surprised their scalps weren't torn off their heads. Whoever fixed their weave-ons did a good job sha cheesy
FamilyRe: This Boy Needs Your Help by EfemenaXY: 7:58pm On Aug 21, 2016
HitmanAgent47:
this is my jamb reg number 55767932FI and school reg 2015/199105 go to jamb site and confirm it. EfemenaXY come and see too
What does your JAMB no. prove?

Do this:

DankemzI:
Lets see your admission letter.
Birth certificate
School ID
Place of Residence
And proof of your mother's Death
FamilyRe: This Boy Needs Your Help by EfemenaXY: 7:53pm On Aug 21, 2016
HitmanAgent47:
lotto is not the job i like doing due to alot of problems and owings
When you're a struggling student trying to make ends meet, ANY job is better than no job, don't you think?

A lot of people find themselves doing less than ideal jobs, but as long as it pays the bills and keeps you in school, you'll just have to get on with it. It's only a temporary phase to see you through. There will be lots of opportunities to get that perfect job in future but for now, you shouldn't lose focus of your primary goal here.


and besides i am almost reaching the apex of my stay in the school
I thought you said you're just going into your 2nd year? Is Geology at UNN a 3 year course? What do you mean by almost reaching the "apex" of your stay?

and the level and course im into is delicate thus requires smartness and conciousness.
Meaning?

I believe that i will surely finish my education.Its not a vision but a dream!!
Of course you will. So how does deferring for one year prevent that?
FamilyRe: This Boy Needs Your Help by EfemenaXY: 7:27pm On Aug 21, 2016
HitmanAgent47:
1. I need 42,250 for physical sciences geology,you can google it. 2. My sista has been working with lotto since july just that as a newcomer things aint moving the way it ought to for now if not i wont be lacking money. my paternal uncle's hands are full due to the death of his immediate younger sista and he is taking care of 2 out of six including his 4 boys in school. 3. My only brother is still in the village for now with my mother's sister while i am staying with my sista in umuahia and working.
Okay. Then in that case, have you considered deferring your studies for 1 year while you work to accumulate the funds you need for your course, seeing as you already have a job?

If you're frugal with your income, one year's worth of hard grafting should help pay for the basics.
FamilyCat Fight: Nigerian Women by EfemenaXY(op): 7:20pm On Aug 21, 2016
Saw this and decided to post on here. Not that it would be out of place considering the quality of threads we've got going on in this section. Enjoy!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rSD2mu84ug

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