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5minsmadness:
You ladies are making a mockery of real rape victims. You ought to be ashamed.

damiso:
Good morning everyone hello
Breakfast this morning grilled plantain and eggs washed down with green tea.
I am soooooo tired. Not even horses could drag me off my bed this morning to work out anything. Work out faya this weekend is proper chill and test mode for me.
Efemenaxy I think depending on your goals you can have more than 4 eggs a week. Nutritionists and health care professionals have even back tracked on the prévious high cholesterol scare on eggs. I think where one needs to cut back s bit is on the yolk but the whites are ok especially for those on high protein diets. I think the issue is more on hoe it is prepared and the additives.
These days me and hubby argue cos the amount of oil he uses to fry eggs are atrocious I fry my eggs with very very lil or no oil. Him you can use spoon to drink the oil left in the pan after he finishes.disgusting.

Acidosis:
Yes, to review

Acidosis:
Yes, some clients seek the expertise of freelance reviewers, but I don't think such deals are easy to come by

MRBrownJ:
this is a cokc and bull story!!!! 17yrs in the UK and you dont have any legal papers to stay in the UK?! i guess that person was deported because of a crime he committed then.... just like France will now revoke anyone with a double nationality if they do any terrorist crime etc
that man should answer the important question: "WHAT HAS HE DONE IN THE UK TO SUDDENLY BE DEPORTED (SUPPOSEDLY AFTER 17YRS)?!"

Acidosis:
I think you should create and dedicate some time for the freelance writing. Fivver will definitely give you some crazy deadlines so I won't encourage you to continue with fivver. You can be independent and successful.

I could help out by issuing some of my unending tasks with considerable timeframe. I've tested fivver and I can assure you of the fact that you'll make double of what you earn from fivver as an independent freelancer.

How long will it take you to complete a 3000 word paper (without outright copying/plagiarism)?

Do you do statistics, or market research?

Eketem:
At this point he should be more concerned about putting food on the table not about what he likes or doesn't like. When he doesn't have mouths to feed and bills to pay he has the chance to be picky.
What did he want to do when he read philosophy.
Okay what does he want to do? Like I said he needs to be the one growing up, you can try all you want but if he doesn't have the determination there is little you can do

kelechiMarie:
Is this healthy enough

yebo36:
Hi all, am pretty new here on this section but am impressed that matters of the heart is being addressed here.

Its been four years of marriage and I have been the only one with a monthly income of just 30k supporting the family. Truly am tried but just hanging on.

Recently, i discovered that my husband can't perform well on bed, hardly eats and losing weight. Just this evening i asked if he was sick but he said no its his finances that is affecting him.

Please to all the married men and women in the house your advice will be highly appreciated.

I tried fivver, freelancer writing articles but its not easy to write and meet deadline with kids and so much responsibility of running the home. So I had to put it on hold.

SAMBARRY:
which man? You sef grab am

He's all yours forever and ever more. Ami o

Sagamite:
Girl, "how much is your net worth" does not mean "how much do you charge".

It means how much is in your bank account plus your assets, so I know how I can milk 90% from you.

I don't mind being the sex worker. Pay my rent for it.

SAMBARRY:
why you no go church today sef?

Sagamite:
Hello, baby.

See as you sexy.

How much is your net worth?

I hope you work in Private Equity?

SAMBARRY:
see the person wey you say make I share with you

May your reign as iyawo saga be long o

May another woman not take your place in sagas heart o.amino,ase

Sagamite:


Me too o!

In that case, I am a certified criminal.

Don't pay that shyt and will never pay it while I am single.

If you come my house and knock, I will never answer.

Why should I pay tax for watching TV!

I am not ashamed to say I don't pay TV licence, and any visitor I have come to my house, I always telll them not to open the door to anyone.

Sagamite:
I think say na Ikoyi she say she dey live?

Abi she be Britico citizen?

Maybe I can use her identity in the UK and dress like a woman like Alams.

Sagamite:
The first of you to pay my rent, I promise you something special.


..................................I will TWERK for you!!!

Shey ni ma twerk!

Private session of Saga twerking!

Imagine the glorious sight!

Sagamite:
Make I trap one Oyinbo woman first and get my papers.

SAMBARRY:
Convenient Excuses!

When she eventually dies the same society composed of her friends, colleagues at work,neighbour's,inlaws and family friends /church friends will come for her burial to cry crocodile tears and rant about how she was loving, caring and sweet and will be missed.

They Will end the funeral with hymn song 'trust and obey, for there's no other way to be happy with Jesus but to trust and obey'. after then they will throw sand as they bury her,go back to their houses and continue living their lives like nothing happened.

She's a forgotten issue, the man will remarriy and life goes on

SAMBARRY:
Cococandy what are you saying sef.the woma herself is at fault

How can you as a woman go to the police station to go and report domestic violence and you still go back to that same house where the violence was perpetrated against you.don't you have dignity. Do you except to go back to the house and not unleash worse terror. She's the kind of woman y orubas call eran iya.aka scapegoat used in teaching other erring goats a lesson

Sagamite:
That was when my grandpapa die and I got my inheritance of land in Sagamu which I sold to Nestle for millions to live large for a while.

That money don finish now. Na dead body I dey wash for London.

Sagamite:
Babes, that is why you will have to shoe me that sugar with money in 2016.

Your bonus at the Investment bank lasan can buy me a directors box at Chelsea.

E mi na fe je aiye. (Me too want to enjoy life.)

Sagamite:
I am sitting here on a Saturday, sipping my ogogoro with palm wine, reading all this shyt in absolute depression.

Kai!!!

See my life o, my people! E wo aiye mi!

My mates are flying first class, money is flowing, I am busy going about speaking grammar.

*Saga puts both of his hands on his head in despire*

I have wasted my life so much I am feeling like a fuuktard!

All these yeye NL women would be saying “I like Saga”, “Saga is sexy”, “Saga is intelligent”, “I will date Saga in real life”, “Saga is this and that”, and my yeye arsse too would be sitting in my council flat in Peckham feeling proud and funky. E go dey enter my big head.

NA SAGA YOU ARE SEXY GO PAY MY RENT? (Shey iyen lo ma san rent mi?)

E SO FUN MI! (TELL ME!)

KAI! This thing dey pain me to my bones o. KAIIII!

2008, I don dey this Nairaland o!

NOT ONE (KO SI EYOKAN) that has said “Saga here is £500, pay for your room rent this month!”

Even that EfemenaXY go dey ask for Brazilian hair money from my hand. And the mumu me too go dey fund am. She be VP wey dey rise to MD for Investment bank o.

NA MONEEEEEEY she be!

I am a big fooool!

This 2016 that is coming …………

*Saga pauses, takes his index finger to touch the floor, then puts it on his stuck out tongue and then points it to the skies*

…………. I swear to ALLAH, father of Jesus, it would be a different story. Na this coming year my life go change.

EfemenaXY, armyofone, Subom1, ishilove, Mukina2, andromida, naijababe, Kimoni, Stillfire, Cococandy, baby124, Teespice, Tgirl4real, yme1, Nayah, notyourb1tch, Rokiatu, IlekeHD, Khiaa and so many others more, by the time I finish with una for 2016, una go know.

*Saga bangs his knuckles viciously on the table to emphasise*

EMA RA NIGERIAN NATIONAL STADIUM FUN MI NI! (UNA ALL GO BUY ME NIGERIAN NATIONAL STADIUM!)

KAI! This thing dey pain me o! (O nta mi lara o!)

I even remember how chaircover was laughing at me one time because I told a story about me flying to Nigeria and she noted I used cattle class, not First.

https://www.nairaland.com/958447/many-married-men-unhappy/8#11099434
https://www.nairaland.com/958447/many-married-men-unhappy/7#11087793

My yeye arsse dey do big boy flying Ryanair and Easyjet to Europe looking to deceive one oyinbo girl to marry me so I can apply for correct papers to live legally in the UK?

NO MORE! (NICHT MEHR!)

By 2017, I must have retired and strolling on Sagamu streets smoking taba, sipping on ogororo and juice. …………………Laid back (with my mind on your money and your money on my mind).

The days of me washing dead bodies in London to survive has come to an end in 2015.

Make all you girls dey watch!!! *Saga snaps his fingers*

AAHHHHH! Mo ya ode sha! (I have been stupid sha!)

Toby77:
it's anonymous ma besides he's surely not compelled to show you any solid proof

Gamesmart:
I guess she needed to drag him through the mud for him to even take her seriously. Otherwise he would have dismissed her like the other girls before her that he has exploited.
She said it that she knew his reputation on NL was very valuable to him. It was part of his mechanism of survival.
And I correct you that it is not a 'slandering show'. It was an 'exposure show'.
This is not some respectable IT contractor we are dragging his moniker through the mud. This is a lying scammer who put up a shameful show on NL in his attempt to cover up his lies.

Gamesmart:
The people that coordinated the negotiations were coogar's friends.

It was no court. It was a sort this out exercise, which the complainant agreed to basically because she saw it as her only way of getting her school fees back. Paying back what was owed seem to have been seen as an achievement and truce by some of the moderators as the complainant has agreed with coogar's friends to withdraw her complaints.

Unless some other victims come out now, there is no complainant they can assist now.

Is he a scammer? Hell Yes! It appears a psychopathic one as well or someone so deep into in and dependent on it, he has no choice than to be defiant.

There is enough principles to ban his moniker but I doubt there is any evidence if there is no complainant that provided it is withdrawing it. Maybe they are hoping he would play a Sauron in shame and disappear.

If you or IlekeHD wants to report him to the Old Bill, by all means do.

Toby77:
He has reported. Read the link before making blanket statements. He reported and urged others to report, so I don't get all these talks of shielding the case

https://www.nairaland.com/2747959/nairaland-fraudster-exposed-pt-2

dyydxx:
Inshort Coogar shouldn't use you in court, you would probably get him Jailed. You are not a very competent attorney

Nihilist:
Is there any need to take it that far?

Gamesmart:
How is he an accomplice?

Gamesmart:
This is an example of someone who knows what has really been going on.

dyydxx:
obviously you don't know Coogar or his antics but I would let you in on something.

dyydxx:
All the genuine info about Coogar and his 'black sheep' antics actually came from his own mother in Lagos.

dyydxx:
She was the one that exposed all the truths known about him. How he went to OAU and not the Manchester University that he claims,

dyydxx:
how he went to the UK because he couldn't secure a job after school on a 6 months visiting visa yet he claims he has a red passport.

dyydxx:
You can see the lies.

dyydxx:
The mom sef is tired and has been begging him to come home but Coogar is set on the path of destruction.

dyydxx:
He would never listen and amend his ways and he is far too gone in now.

dyydxx:
His parents are aware of his antics they do get reports frrom time to time and are fed up.

dyydxx:
So EFE, You are the one on assumptions, these are the facts

Gamesmart:
This is an example of someone who knows what has really been going on.