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damiso:
Very gansta..

But like all tough situations/enviroments I guess there are life lessons to be taken away. Life lessons that cant be learnt in books.

My dad drove me to my Uni registration for the first couple of days. He always used to say he should not have let my mum talk him into keeping me in day school as I wont lie I was very very very naïve ( almost gullible sef ) at that point.

University changed me a bit sha LOL.

Ajebor.

Both my parents took me to uni oh. Momsie spent a week with yours truly for the registration process. Even down to bringing my own wardrobe to the hostel, arranging EVERYTHING in it, down to my knickers and frog-marching me to the ABC Bank on campus to make sure my money was safe. Christ she even went with me to sample the cafeterias, suya joints, faculty, departments, NITEL office, and church! Popsie was miffed! Lol.

Ah! Sweet memories.

Mindfulness:
If you offer quality, you get quality.

Doesn't necessarily apply where sex is concerned.

The sexual prowess of your partner is not dependant on the quality of sex you offer, but on their learned skill. I could be completely rubbish in bed, and do nothing but lay there like a log of wood, too timid to explore and experiment (like your average, conservative Nigerian wife / girlfriend), while my partner could be an Adonis Valentino in bed.

Practice makes perfect, girl.

Chillisauce:
ThankGod.

My dear, coming back this evening I could count the no of cars on the road.
It's adviced to stay put at home for now. But man must wack
It's well.
Edwife had a very bad news though. Not good.

Yeah. Just seen that too.

This is just terrible. RIP to the deceased.

Eddy pls stay strong, and Chilli kept safe.

edwife:
chillisauce thank you dear for your prayers,i can't thank you enough.

@damiso and kimoni thank you.

I didn't want to bring it here,but at this point i need all the prayers.

My family and I are going through tough time.During Friday’s Paris attacks, two of my cousins were affected-we didn't know where they were as they left for the soccer then to a birthday party in one of the restaurant until we got the news on Sunday night that one died and the other in the hospital (intensive care).

As if it was not enough,only for me to get a call this afternoon that the one in intensive care fell into coma and my aunt(their mum) had a stroke immediately.The woman is a widow who took care of her two boys and now that they are grown,she is about to lose both just like that?how fair is it? I grew up with them,it's like losing two brothers at the same time.I am confused.

Oh Eddy!!!

I'm only just seeing this. So, so sorry for your loss. I don't even know what to say.

Pls draw close to your family and draw comfort from each other. Haaaa! Two sons? That poor woman! Mon Dieu!

Words fail me. They really do.

It is well darling.

(Sigh).

damiso:
So scary sis . Hubby was like some people were already saying no going to public places like malls, busy stations , etc etc am like how Is that even life ? Thats their plan make people paranoid.

Na so person go dey use side eye pass London Bridge tomorrow dey gauge body movement on the tube but life's gotta go on .

You think London Bridge is bad?

Then check out Canary Wharf and Canada Water stations during the rush hours. It's worse than the Japanese tube adverts of commuters packed and squashed like sardines. And to think the trains arrive back-to-back.

God dey sha...

Ishilove:
My sister we dey push am o. Thank God.

There's a special madness that plays out every weekend on social media, weekends like this are the most exhilarating

Lmao!

Ishilove:
Lmao!!!

Kai, Nairalanders enh

That is eh! The thing get as e be. E be as e get.

Howdy??

Sagamite:
Whatsup, boo!

Let me give you a thousand kisses since you are still around unlike the disloyal wife, jennykadri, that ran away without another man.

I dey kampe oh!

Don't be too hard on Jenny. I learnt from the best. She even taught me one special morning prayer that goes like this...your people shall be my people, your god my god... citation: Something chapter something verse something.

Now take me to the shrine, Saga boo-boo

Ishilove:
Efe, don't fight a lost battle. Saga and I have been secretly engaged for 6months. We are just waiting for him to get his papers before I join him

So?

I've been his 3^rd wife for exactly 3yrs, 3months, 3weeks, 3days, & 3hrs.

Na me get the ring.

Sagamite:
Gbeborun! (Nosy one!)

Nkan ta ma mo e si niyi. (This is what we know you for.)

Sweet Daddy - where've you been?

Ishilove:
Saga baby! Ba wo ni? It's been ages

Backoff Ishi!! That doggone guy is mine, Mine, MINE...

Headlamp1:
EfemenaXY

There. See?

I see it.

BABE3. For the love of God and all you hold dear, pls, pls, pls, put a stop to this. Right here. Right now. This is getting completely out of hand.

@swagloverss. Please don't do this. Emotions are running high but pls let sanity reign.

Settle this offline. Forgive yourselves and let the healing process start.

Headlamp1:
But what are we doing about it? We just sit here, jist and gossip about it. While what coog has done is criminal. The dude would wait for breeze to blow and everything settles small before possibly reloading venom on babe3.

My point is what are we doing to help her? How are we making coog face the music and utterly desist from this? How are we stopping him from releasing the nude stuff....say in 1 or 2 years time from now when babe thinks all has died down?

My point(s) exactly from last night.

Coming online to air very private issues such as these never end well for the warring parties - except providing cheap entertainment for those on the sidelines to gloat....for those who have nothing to lose.

One thing for sure is that this dreadful episode isn't over by a long shot. Infact, it's barely started.

^^ Nice!

But you picture is a bit fuzzy, girl.

Chillisauce:
im getting old abeg. I didnt see anything

Lady, you're very hard to please.

Yellow ink, you nor like.

White ink, you nor like.

Grey ink, you nor like.

Whatagwan Chilli?

MaziOmenuko:
Madam Effe, why are you playing devil's advocate here? Why are you desperately trying to have this issue swept under the carpet? The accused should defend himself if he deems it fit.
You don't really know how it goes down here at the sports section. If coogar doesn't defend himself here to the sarisfaction of all, he will be taunted and hunted for decades here; that's how unforgiving the folks down here are, and I've seen coogar do same to folks here too.

Let him defend himself, stop playing devil's advocate.

Babe3, kontinuu.

Na my name you dey mis-spell anyhow Mazi?

No, I'm not playing devil's advocate here. Just saying there are better ways to handle this. Anyway, you're right - I don't know how you guys run your stuff in the sports section but this is just too harsh abeg.

Chillisauce:
i take God beg you, no use that your yellow and white ink.

[size=28pt][color=#D3D3D3]Lol!

Okay. What about the grey one. Is this one okay?[/color][/size]

Chillisauce:
I'm waiting . Don't disappoint me.

I just noticed my blue biro's stopped working and the black one has run out of ink. I don't like red 'cos it reminds me of one strict primary school teacher like that and the green one's gone missing.

I've only got the yellow and white one's. Can I use 'em Chillisauce?

[color=#D3D3D3]Can I, Can I? Can I??[/color]

Chillisauce:
Noooo. You are good with nigeria history. It's just something similar to that.
Just write it. WE Will sing it and post on Youtube .

You try.

You really wanna expose fowl nyash today.

Okay, I'll ask my son to help me interprete my terrible French. At least he speaks, writes, and understands that una language.

Moana:
you will not kill me with laughter abeg. Oya R231 come and defend yourself

It's true na.

Didn't you know guys who sport Gorimakpa and the kindest of them all?

Chillisauce:
You didn't write it? You just doing me wayo

No nah. I'm even playing the song over and over in my head but what can I do babes?

If I attempt to write, it's going to be atrocious. If I sing, record, and post it on here, my voice alone will bring Nairaland down to it's knees. It's that bad.

Moana:
you want what happened a few hours ago to repeat itself abi?

Nah, R231 abi R123 is a big softie.

Just give him pepper soup and massage his bald head then all will be well.

airmark:
E don do wetin? You want sango, amadioha and obatala join forces and strike you? Do you know the number of people that babe3's expose would save from that fraudster called coogar? Your comment should be retracted as its reeks assail my nose. That's why we are having problems in Nigeria. We cover up the scammers, thieves and the ills in our society and we want to be respected as sane people. Babe3, i will like to have full report on this nairaland fraudster in my email, this should be a deterrent to all scammers on this board.

I understand. All I'm saying is there are always two sides to every story. Don't get me wrong - I'm not supporting or disputing what BABE3's written. But I'm a firm believer that what happens offline should remain offline. I know she's hurting as would any sane person, but a lot of readers on here are just GLOATING. How does that help?

Support and understanding is what's needed on here. In the meantime, let's all be mature.

Good Afternoon all.

Moana:
you are looking for his trouble

I know. I need to do that more often.

Chillisauce:
Write am for English
I don't mind .

No.

You're only going to laugh at moi

Moana:
Haaa R231 it is only today im seeing this na

Lol! Don't worry. R231 has been forty every year for the past 5 years and still counting.