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[color=#FFFF00]Not funny Bin. C'mon try harder...[/color]

[color=#FFFF00]Okay, the last line was a bit funny.[/color]

Achilies:
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Yes a lot of them.

Any examples or better still, pictures?

[color=#FFFF00]Ten years on, and your jokes are just as dry as ever.

Where are your partners in crime - Jackpot and Bright007??[/color]

JustTara:
The way you asked about the rules you've broken, I thought you've been banned that's why you were asking. Hope your font is better now?

[color=#FFFF00]My Font's fine. Thanks for asking.[/color]

JustTara:
Ekpo! were you banned?

No. Why?

SAMBARRY:
[ :Pquote author=EfemenaXY post=39337687]

The way some people reason!

So househelps are lesser human beings? Would you have been this confused on what to do if you'd "caught" him doing the exact same thing to one of your sisters?

And what has his being married with four kids got to do with the matter at hand? Does it place him above reproach??

this woman sef

See as you said it Shaka like say it's that easy.don't you know the type of society we are.many thing's can happen to him if he reports
1.he might be accused of lying against his uncle especially if mummy and daddy trusts uncle or are very close
2.he might be accused of having sexual attractions for the house girl and moreover its his word against his uncle .in Nigeria adults are always right so they might likely pour everything on his head
3. He might be accused of being possessed by evil spirit and needs deliverance for saying such

[color=#FFFF00]So what do you suggest? That he keeps quiet and acts like nothing happened?[/color]

JustTara:
I can't find anything wrong with your font, I can read your replies quite all right. Maybe we should call a mod in.

[color=#FFFF00]Oh Tara! What rules have I broken??[/color]

SAMBARRY:
there's a Yoruba addage that institutionalizes violence especially domestic violence. It says you don't sue a person to court,leave the court and expect to be friends in other words women are afraid that from court to divorce and the ones afraid are those that depend 100percenent on their husband for everything financially. And they feel they're old unattractive and so no one will employ them or marry them.where do theh want to start their lives after the husband sends them away soon after he's released from prison.hence divorce can only be a little convenient for a woman that has a source of income. How about those who don't. Is it the women Non governmental organisations
or court or friends that adviced her to report her husband to the police that will provide a roof over her head or give her a job

[color=#FFFF00]So what do you suggest? That they continue putting their lives at risk because death is a much better option compared to being made homeless??[/color]

SAMBARRY:
take 5.you have talk am finish

[color=#FFFF00]Thanks.[/color]

naijababe:
Na French she dey talk na. One time she said strawberry in French and I was like whadaheck is she talking about?

[color=#FFFF00]Lol! And I thought Edwife was the French babe. Chilli - full of surprises.[/color]

freecocoa:
Walai, the font na serious weapon, reading it is catastrophic.

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[color=#FFFF00]Interesting. Have you got anything for kitchens and bathrooms?[/color]

[color=#FFFF00]Achilies, what about marine / aquatic animals? Surely there must be loads of them that have gone extinct too?[/color]

freecocoa:
This your font has made me blind o. Who offend you?

[color=#FFFF00]The @op. Eh...what's wrong with my font na? [/color]

[color=#FFFF00]What a scam!![/color]

[color=#FFFF00]This post is just too funny!

@op: rather than run yourself financially to the ground, return them back to grannie or sell them. But be prepared to deal with the tears, tantrums, and trauma if your kids have already formed a bond with the dogs. Goodluck though.[/color]

[color=#FFFF00]Children don't have to be an exact replica of their parents in terms of behavioural traits. It's complex but it's nothing new for offspring wanting to deviate from their parents 'norm'[/color]

Jomrichy1:
When some people are in love,
it's like their brain stop
functioning. Lol. They do
abnormal things. we should
always allow our brain to control
our emotion. Don't be too
excited; don't be carried away.
Here are the things you must not
do before marriage:
1. Do not use your guy's picture
as your profile picture on
Facebook, twitter, etc.
2. Do not use your girl's picture
as your profile picture on
Facebook, twitter, etc.
3. It is very wrong for you and
your guy/girl to put on the same
type of cloth (same uniform) and
be walking down the street
together with uniform cloth. I
think it is only married people
that should do that.
4. It is not proper for you to
fight over your boyfriend/
girlfriend.
5. It is not proper for you to use
the picture which you and your
guy/girl snapped together as
your profile pix on Facebook.
Only married people should do
that.
6. Do not cohabit, i.e a guy and a
girl should not live together in a
house if they are not yet
married. As a lady, when you
pack out of your parents house
and start living with your
boyfriend, I see you as as a
harlot and a stupid girl without
shame. how dare you sell
yourself too cheap? If a man did
not pay your bride price before
keeping you in his house, he will
never value you and your
parents.
7. There is nothing wrong in a
guy spending money on his girl,
but the girl should not take it as
if it is the responsibility of the
guy to feed her, cloth her and
sponsor her. As long as the guy
is not yet married to you,
whatever money he gives to you
is just an assitance. It is not his
responsibility or duty to give you
money.

[color=#FFFF00]So, what happens to those who don't abide by this list then? What consequences?? [/color]

NaijaOptimist:
Is it really right for spouse to spy over eachother?
As in keeping track of his movement, spy over his/her converstions, search his/her wallets, phones, cloths, bags and the likes?

One, I think it potrays lack of trust and might even break the relationship.

I also think it may lead to disappointment and being heart broken, and if care is not taken might lead to abuse or crime.

Really, is it the right thing to do?

[color=#FFFF00]What ever makes the spying spouse sleep well at night. So why complain?[/color]

naijababe:
That mind chilli, she is always oppressing us with French lingo. Nombril is belly-button

Thanks jor. So na pom-pou she dey call Nombril...Chilli, take time oh!

Chillis:
Now your opportunity to prove you are the head, you want to share bills.

When time come to cook and clean you go balance for chair waiting for the tail to cook and dish food [size=18pt]fast[/size] while watching "shampionsleague"

Abeg be a man and take care of your responsibility jare.
Abi you no be alpha man again?

Abeg, what's nombril?

Chillis:
I'm fine. How your side . Did you go to church. Hope you prayed for me
I wan buy mansion for banana island

Banana Island?

No worries - you've got my e-support.

edwife:
I dey mind you?

Na water orange e dey double sef,before it was water melon.....

Lol! Good Morning, Happy Sunday, & Happy New Month to you.

bellong:
Good..

So what are you ladies talking about here?

Where I come from, we don't understand English..

Lol!

Okay, lemme see... some people dey talk say if oga waka, im girlfriend dey blameless. Others dey talk say blame oga + girlfriend. Some dey even gist say madam must to hold oga's wrapper with, "you go kill me today".

Damiso, Burntpalace - Oya translate into Yoruba.

Edwife and Cococandy - do the Igbo version.

njokusboy:
Lol, not at all...

Una fit suffocate person for here...

When 4 or 5 women are gathered, fear dem

Don't worry. You are safe.

bellong:
Bukatyne,
Thanks for the "gossip"...
Welcome back Ile, I thought Coogar arranged snipers for you, been looking for how to arrest him..
Efe, the moniker may need to proof she is Ile but her " Tennis buddy" line to me sounds convincing. She is the only one that calls me that.
Bukatyne, your "gossip" resurrected the handle, I guess.

She already proved she's Ile to me. And very well done also.

Burntpalace:
It's good to be back! Let me know if you spot anyone else.

Lol! I must warn you that I'm quite useless and deciphering who's who most of the time, but if I do find out any, will definitely give you a "thumbs up".

Edwife, come and respond to your mentions here na.

Chei! I even used yellow colouring pencil for you sef.

njokusboy:
Wait up, is dis place a woman chatroom or what, e be like I go run oh...

Coward!

Mindfulness:
I am leaving now everyone. Have a lovely day, evening, night, morning - wherever you may be - and never forget that life is supposed to be FUN.

Have a blessed Sunday!

Goodnight dear.

Mindfulness:
How did I miss this comment?
Bukatyne, thanks for quoting it and Efe 100 000 likes.

Lol! Thanks!

Burntpalace:
Nice thread OP. The sanity of it brought me out of 'retirement'. My apologies for derailing.

No need to apologise abeg. T'is good this thread "teased" you out of your cocoon. It's so good to have you back dear. My friends (some) are back in town.