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Remain small I go unfollow this thread.

Edwife's fault for bringing all sorts of riff-raff males in here.

firestar:
Hugs her leg and stays still.

Choi!

Firestar!! Longest time!!

So you still dey nland so? Hope you're good?

And yeah, your wife is doing very fine.

I need to tell you the story about an episode we had with her hairdresser. So funny....

Chillis:
You are welcomed.

I posted m'y 6 pack pic but You Were away

You did?

Here now...

smartmom:
LOOOL oh na so you dey fear no mind me o. Me and dogs are like water and oil. To think that as a child, we always had dogs. Its almost like a phobia for me. Cant remember how it all started sef.

Howz everyody especially my wife?

I'm sure you didn't have Great Danes, Smartmom. When you see a dog like the one in Picture 1 suddenly stand at attention with it's ears on end, you nor go fear?

Chillis:
Relax. There isn't much diff. Maybe it's even your scale.

You can diet crash too just to satisfy your thirst

But I promise you ..the diet crash will hunt you in the future. Enjoy that your yoyo body abeg.

One will never believe you have teenage children ..
weldone!!

Lol @ it's the scale's fault.

Yeah, I did "suspect" that scale so I bought another one. One is digital, the other isn't, and they both give the same reading jare. Anyway, it's slow and easy. Just like you said.

Re: the bolded, thanks for the compliment, Chillis

opella:
Day 11 done. Did level 1 & 2 with efemenaxy's lower abs work out. Feeling good

Well done.

And very well done to you too, Kimoni.

Jamesdman:
Hmmmm.. well-done Madame!!!
Seems you're a pro in track and field events.
Maybe someday, I'll challenge you to a contest and see how I'll fare behind you!!!

Thanks. Not a pro. Just an enthusiast who loves exercising and keeping fit.

moca:

Upiantu!

Sweetie,go and check baby picture at d lingerie thread.

My dear, I didn't see it oh!

Show me during the weekend? I'll be much freer to take a look.

damiso:
Efemenaxy how do you deal with those annoying people walking dogs during your runs?

I think am going to avoid parks from now on cos I almost ran into humongous terrifying looking dogs not on leashes Twice last week.

My husband says am a scaredy cat but me and dogs I don't know are not friends

Lol!

I'm always on the lookout. That's one reason why I'll never go out running / jogging with ear plugs on, listening to music. I need my wits about me. Most times when I sight those huge German Shepards / Alsatians from a distance, I jejely cross over to the other side of the road oh. Never been bitten by one and I don't intend to get bitten either. Come to think of it, there is an absolute nutter with not one or two, but three Great Danes! The first time I saw him and his dogs (without a leash) see as my heart cut. Na so your sister quickly cross to the other side o, before I become a victim of stories that touch.

But funny as it sounds, dogs in general don't worry me, as long as there's a healthy distance between us. My real pet peeves are finding dog shyte littering the pavement. Urgh!!. Cyclists whizzing past at high speed are another wahala. Almost as though they just wanna either ram straight into you, or brush you off onto the side path. Must be the transferred aggression they get from motorists sef.

Anyway, we're all trying to keep fit jor. The park belongs to everyone. Man, dog, cyclists, et al...

edwife:
Time to get this thread back on track!

Efemenaxy your order has arrived....

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Those are what i call "avant gout" before the real deal.We still early in the day,we shall resume at night.

Lovely.

The dark green satin one is the best. Hands down. Me likey, thanks.

BlongTrendies:
Most times they might be at school or creche. I have a relative whose children stay in school 6am-7pm since they are one year old. Her first two are 8 years and 6 years old. They still go to still creche

And does this cover the school holiday periods too?

bebrief:
@EfemenaXY, if you actually have a man in your life, then you will learn how to get him change his habits. Till then or if you care to know, you need to understand that no man is perfect! I can assure you that many men have worse habits. And if you're concerned about the newborn, I can assure you the habit won't last long if the issue is approached in a more subtle manner.

@Pidggin, the OP never mentioned not flushing poo, I guess you're just spicing things up to make the situation look so terrible. And I do think if the toilet is that stinking then the man will also find it uncomfortable. As a matter of fact, toilets are meant to be disinfected regularly provided they are in use.

Listen, stop dragging me into this filthy thread. I already unfollowed it. Lots of other posters share my views. Why're you so fixated with mine? Eh?

And for your information, all the men, women, boys, girls, and even cats in my life are very clean and maintain a high standard of hygiene.

You must be the man in question. You're the @OP's husband aren't you? She's only got 18 posts or so, and yet you both follow each other. Pls, go sort out your issues. Your wife obviously isn't happy, hence her coming on here to seek opinions. Too bad some of the responses she got aren't what you were expecting.

Nobody is anyone else's slave labourer. You know your shortfalls. Rather than expect her to clean up after you as though you're an invalid, try doing it yourself. It isn't that hard.

I'm sure you've heard the saying, "cleanliness is next to godliness". I don't subscribe to dirty habits but you obviously do, but I'm not going to slug it out with you. If you like clean up. If you like, don't.

Now this is my last post on this thread. Feel free to continue discussing it but don't expect any response from me.

Goodnight Sir!

avicky:
Na so. That's why I'm no more a regular there.
I miss your write-ups though.

You do?

Did you ever get to read my book to the end?

Pidggin:
This is serious, I will be throwing up regularly if i lived in your house. Are you aware that as a woman it's easier to contact toilet infection than a man? This isn't fair at all, he needs to change his nasty toilet habits. Please ignore everyone that is being mean to you. If they had to constantly see big shit, flush smelling poo, clean stinking urine and spit, pick wet tissue with mucus and spit mixture, all done by a perfectly healthy person they would be more sympathetic (hugs)

It's not really about not being sympathetic to her plight, but being angry on her behalf. Well, I was when I first read her opening post, but now, I don't even know what to think.

But you've got a very valid point about females being more prone to catching infections. I'm even more concerned about her daughter and when she starts toilet training. Would mum always be around to wipe and disinfect the toilet seat, before her little girl mounts it? Or is the child going to have to learn how to sit on a messy toilet seat and ignore?

Abeg I'm done here. To each their own.

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damiso:
You should its a very educative documentary..

Ehen all the people that wanted to see my look ****coughs** all I can say is I looked nice if I say so myself even though I spent half the party trying to entertain and control the 16 flower girls and page boys (my daughter was one of them )..one of the longest bridal trains ever and the older bridesmaids were just interested in the bouquet and their make up. Was so tired today

Kimoni sambarry oya come quick o ..going going gone

Lovely pic Dami

So if I jam you for London Bridge station or on the Jubilee line, don't be surprised if I come introduce maself oh.

Where Chillis and Edwife. I know those two girls are crazy about pics..

Yeah, I watched the documentary earlier today. Very insightful and thought-provoking too..

Chillis:
My dear, you are fine like this jor. I guess it's muscle mass making the weight up.

You have gotten ride of the fat and building muscle. Might be difficult at these stage . Diet will likely push the weight down but you will gain it back fastly.

Just go gradually dear

***Wails***

But Chilli, the thing nor gree shift. I've been yo-yo-ing between 72kg and a tantalizing 70.8kg!!

Lemme just enter the 60's na....even if na 69.99kg.

Chillis:
As I was saying. That's great work you achieve.

I just have to increase my jogging to at least 3 times per week. I noticed I added 2 kg.

Lack of sports.
I just have to get going

Thanks Chilli.

Though I'm still not there yet. It's much harder now, then when I first started.

Anyway, God dey sha.

KanwuliaJara:
I say I nor even click on the thread.
Mba!!!!!
Not interested ATOL-ATOL!!!!

Lol!

Okay then.

avicky:
Efe Efe.. Long time.

Vicky darling, howday?

Was thinking of you when I briefly browsed the Literature Section. Was thinking of adding a paragraph or two to any story there but after looking at three, I felt so discouraged, I just had to leave. Standards have indeed fallen over there.

I'm good though, thanks for asking. Happy Sunday.

KanwuliaJara:
Hiahn!
I avoided that thread o.
I don't do "such things" as DIRTY husbands o!
Ta!

Don't be like that na.

Besides, you're a strong woman. I know you can handle that thread. You've seen worse on nland anyway.

KanwuliaJara:
Even then?
What ever happened to MAKING YOUR BED and SNORING ON IT?

Lmao!

Babes, abeg come 'n read this thread o!

https://www.nairaland.com/2471638/addresing-hubbys-toilet-manners/1

I'm being made out to look like some neatness freak. Na today I dey sabi say different levels of cleanliness dey exist for nl.

SAMBARRY:
exactly

I still feel this story is incomplete.

Pls ping me when it gets to the part of them appealing to "all well meaning Nigerians, government agencies, and the WHO" to help them out with finance to look after their new additions.

Or the bit where the man absconds into the bush and suddenly disappears for weeks while she seeks "help".

KanwuliaJara:
Oh dia!
Not again!

Time to set up an ex-prostitution/abortionist support-group center on NL I swia!!!!!

More like a simpleton's story.

Which kin yeye ashawo she be? Never heard of condoms / birth control pills?

Abeg moving on to the next nl story that touches the heart...

bebrief:
@EfemenaXY, I am compelled to ask if you are a female, and if you are, then you either have never been pregnant or you've never experienced morning sickness.

My gender is irrelevant to the course of discussion here so stop trying to make it personal too. Spitting, outwardly is a disgusting habit and it doesn't matter whether you're male or female.

bebrief:
And I believe the OP must have gone thru some early stages of pregnancy since she has a baby. For some women who suffer from extreme morning sickness syndrome, it's "most disgusting" for their husbands to say the least. Some women practically carry a spittle bottle in their bags everywhere they go, and same gets littered around the house and by bedsides for emergency use. Also, the nausea and vomiting can be sickening to anyone around for as long as it lasts, sometime throughout the pregnancy. I doubt if their husbands pick so much offence. That is why I believe that the habit of the OP's husband can simply be judged as a reflex one, which only needs a continuous gentle persuasion to be dropped.

Yes, I do know that some pregnant women do as you've described and that still doesn't make it right either. But then again, that's beside the point. Is her husband pregnant? What sort of nasty reflex habit is that? Re: the bolded bit of your post - is she his mother to "continuously gently persuade him to stop"? Then he or even she, might as well defecate on their undies, and drop it on the bathroom floor for the spouse to pick, and clean up after them because that too is nothing more than mere bodily waste that needs "continuous gently persuasion to be dropped".

bebrief:
And are you seriously scared of getting meningitis from your husband's spittle, as referenced in your article? Do you really think you wouldn't contact more from a man you have unprotected sex with, whose bodily fluid you absorb from the act both thru kissing and with whom you share the same bed plus other personal belongings? If you are so scared of your husband's spittle on the bathroom infecting you, then you really need a reality check if you're actually married. As much as the habit is undesirable, it is one that can be handled with love and respect to achieve a desired result.

Did you read the bit of her post were she mentioned that they've got a six month old baby? And that sometimes, when he's done with the bathroom, (even after she's just cleaned it up, he messes it up immediately afterwards) and their en suite bedroom stinks to the high heavens from the combined odour of stale urine, phelgem on the bathroom tiles, not to mention the water he drips all over the floors? You don't think his disgusting habits poses a health risk to their vulnerable child whose immune system is still developing?

omaa4:
[size=20pt]Suddenly I heard him spitting on the shower (tiled) floor (a habit he has and does even when I jus wash the bathroom[/size])

And is meningitis the only disease that could be caught from someone's spittle?

Sorry, I find what she's described as a horrible, nauseating habit. I don't know about you, but you obviously don't think, shooting spittle on the bathroom walls, urinating on the ground and toilet seat, plus leaving a water trail all over the house, isn't that big a deal.

Chillis:
Efe..seen

This is how you look ehn.
you young no be small..
Infact I dey go take care of folks will be back

Lol!

You saw the pics then?

Been wanting to show you for ages, but too much traffic on the lingerie thread and the food thread

Chillis, for your eyes only. 30 seconds, max.

Chillis:
Pic

Lol!

Summer in full swing!

Chillis, not seen your cooking in a while oh!

Oya post pics na

Chillis:
What did I say? I say many things these days...

Oh..that thing....


Yahhhhh
!!!!!!!


.*puts pillow at her back*


Wow...I'm so happy. Now I can go back drinking

So it's true!!

Coco congrats!

cococandy:
Chillisauce you're a wizard o.
If I may say so.

That stuff you said that day was so true and I didn't even know until yesterday.

Ugh.

Probably explains what's been contributing to my crankiness lately.

Whenever I stand up, I feel like I'm going to faint.

Coco?

Ah! Celebration time?

Chillis:
I also do like 10min swim to calm the heat down in the evening. But I guess hubby put too much treatment in the pool. Itches my eyes. So I don't stay much time swimming .

I just wish to have the strength for morning jogging .

Cycling is out of the question for now. Too much guest in my house every weekend.
I hide for room sef dey form sleeping with kids

The noise ehn. No be here

Lol! Summer guests?

So who does all the cooking then?

I'm guessing it's you?