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Career › Re: "The Intimidation Is Too Much" - Policewoman Laments After This Happened by efficiencie(m): 7:33pm On Jan 12, 2018
writerights:
The policemen and women also pay tax, the monies keep others in their places of work too, just in case you don't know. Making life miserable is completely wrong though.
True they pay tax but will they remain on the force if they alone paid tax? Can their tax payments alone keep them on the force? In the end they are paid by Nigerians to keep Nigeria safe but today all armed men, irrespective of their employers (be it the government or selfish individuals) are threats to the life of any not-so-privileged Nigerian. Cult members, the army, the police, SARS, armed robbers, ritualists, etc all have one thing in common which is: THEY ARE ARMED, EXTREMELY DANGEROUS AND MERCILESS ...it is the norm for average Nigerians to pray fervently not to ever encounter any armed person!
Career › Re: "The Intimidation Is Too Much" - Policewoman Laments After This Happened by efficiencie(m): 2:05pm On Jan 12, 2018
Who would sympathize with an aggrieved police staff...when it is normal for policemen and women to make life miserable for civilians whose tax payers money keep them on the force!
Politics › Re: The Need For African Economics by efficiencie(m): 11:30am On Jan 11, 2018
I wonder how African economics will see the light of day if we keep regurgitating the western theories of economics hook line and sinker without formulating theories that explain the unique economic phenomena in our society!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: FG Is Ready To Solve Unemployment Crisis – Ngige by efficiencie(m): 11:05am On Jan 11, 2018
The solution to unemployment is rooted in the match between the human resources produced by educational institutions and the problems inherent in our society...When the house is full of flying insects and we are busy producing cutlasses and hoping that sooner or later we will be able to overcome the insect infestation then we must be joking.
Celebrities › Re: Davido Buys 2018 Bentley Bentayga After His 30 Billion Concert by efficiencie(m): 11:25am On Jan 10, 2018
One mumu daddy fleet abi na freeze no go see as ds wan dey flex im money o! Na one pessin troway thousands of dollars worth whiskey inside bathtub all in the name of flex...
Christianity Etc › Re: From Pastor To Atheist: Why I Will Never Be A Christian Again by efficiencie(m): 10:03pm On Jan 09, 2018
gringringrin a lot of tales by moonlight here...Nairaland is never short of very amusing people!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Market Our Services And Earn Commission! by efficiencie(op): 11:38am On Jan 09, 2018
Appliedmaths:
Leaving no stone unturned, fair enough.

Good luck!
Thanks bro!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Market Our Services And Earn Commission! by efficiencie(op): 7:08pm On Jan 07, 2018
Appliedmaths:
Work on proposals targeting firms of like interests, you'll get an invitation to sell your products.
Thanks for the advice! Nevertheless I think it would be better to get my practice going before considering targeting like firms...I am already in process of getting clients myself as I live very close to a tertiary institutions.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Market Our Services And Earn Commission! by efficiencie(op): 12:35pm On Jan 07, 2018
holyboii:
What will they market?

Be exact
As explained earlier the service that is to be marketed is: FIELD-DATA GATHERING WITH THE AID OF ODK-SUITE . The target market are: MSc, MBA, PhD STUDENTS DOING FIELD-DATA GATHERING FOR THEIR THESES OR DISSERTATIONS . Our edge is anchored on the confirmed fact that: THE TRADITIONAL METHOD OF GATHERING FIELD DATA BASED ON ADMINISTERING PAPER QUESTIONNAIRES IS COSTLY, ERROR PRONE, FRAUD PRONE AND INCONVENIENT BUT THE METHOD WE AT ANALYST HIVE PROPOSE IS ONE BASED ON THE ODK SUITE WHICH OFFERS VALUE FOR MONEY, IS LESS SUSCEPTIBLE TO ERRORS, ENABLES FRAUD DETECTION AND IS ON THE WHOLE VERY CONVENIENT .

The attached picture (the first) shows a comparison between the traditional field-data gathering method and that involving the ODK SUITE. Interested marketers will be educated some more on how the ODK SUITE works to enable them inform prospective clients better about how the ODK SUITE works.

Interested marketers may mail their phone numbers to: analysthive@gmail.com or post it here for me to add up to our whatsapp group so we can have a more personalized conversation.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Market Our Services And Earn Commission! by efficiencie(op): 11:10am On Jan 07, 2018
I am still awaiting the responses of interested marketers who would like to work with us...
Jobs/Vacancies › Market Our Services And Earn Commission! by efficiencie(op): 9:39pm On Jan 06, 2018
As part of escaping the serfdom of the private sector I decided to float my own consulting outfit ANALYST HIVE which is a budding team of analysts organized by me and aimed at rendering research oriented services like: DATA COLLECTION, DATA QUALITY CHECKING, DATA CLEANING and DATA ANALYSIS. For now, the team is kicking off with rendering needed assistance in FIELD DATA COLLECTION with the aid of the ODK SUITE and I would need the services of marketers (preferably current students of Universities) towards reaching out to PhD, MBA and MSc candidates in departments like Economics, Sociology, Psychology, Political Science, Business Administration, Marketing, Accounting, Insurance and other disciplines where researches mostly require gathering field-data.

The ODK SUITE is a revolutionary improvement on the traditional (paper-based questionnaire) method of gathering field data and we at ANALYST HIVE have expertise in this area. Interested persons who would like to join our team as marketers will earn commission on every every client they bring that patronizes ANALYST HIVE for their field data gathering.

Interested persons can join the whatsapp group I created by adding the phone number: 08069170234 or sending a mail to: analysthive@gmail.com

Education › Re: Mathematics: Solve And Win by efficiencie(m): 9:09pm On Jan 06, 2018
thankyouJesus:
Smiles... Polite insults are welcome.. .. After all it's a faceless forum.....


I mentioned about iteration at this point.. ..


I did mentioned about the interval here.....
Oh no! Polite insults will never be a welcomed norm as far as I am concerned and with all truthfulness I tell you I was not referring to you when I made the remarks I made as I spoke generally in response to the later question of the person I responded to. Nevertheless I apologize for whatever inconvenient feeling my comment may have roused.
Education › Re: Biochemists .......where Can We Work by efficiencie(m): 11:17am On Jan 06, 2018
Chemist shop gringringrin
Education › Re: Mathematics: Solve And Win by efficiencie(m): 11:13am On Jan 06, 2018
joshuakdboy:
Haha

Have you heard of numerical methods of solving algebraic and transcendental equations? Bisection, Newton Raphson, Method of False position, Iteration method e.t.c.?

You will keep on iterating till the exact solution is found or a given epsilon value (allowed error) is reached.

If you start with the open interval (3,6) like you want and using bisection method, you'd get (sorry, I won't show the workings because I can't type and can't upload any picture since I'm using opera mini)

first itertate ( initial point) = 4.5
second iterate = 3.75
third iterate = 4.125
fourth iterate = 3.9375
fifth iterate = 4.03125

hope you see how this sequence is converging to 4?

If you have a computer and MATLAB installed ,try running this problem using [ITER] If you have it saved as an m file and you'd see how the technique works.

Are you still in secondary school?

cc
efficiencie
thankyoujesus
Thank you joshuakdboy, our eminent mathematician thankyoujesus did not present the iteration like you did...rather he chose the interval [3 5] and did not specify how he arrived at his choice. As for your later question my query about thankyoujesus's solution did not question his solution but how appropriately he used the so called theorem...and some secondary school students are by far smarter than some graduates gringringrin
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: FG Approves Additional N4500 As 150K Beneficiaries Confirms Payment Of N-power by efficiencie(m): 10:55am On Jan 06, 2018
...this N-POWER scheme appears more successful that the YOUWIN crap of the previous administration...kudos to the present administration!
Family › Re: Would You Be Comfortable Having The Sex Talk With Your Kids? by efficiencie(m): 10:52am On Jan 06, 2018
delishpot:
My son age 3 my daughter age 2 with random small talks or when she gets a crush on a cute boy, when she says she wants mom to marry Superman in the cartoon, when they give each other wedgies because it's funny etc. It is not what you must always sit them down to talk. As time goes on tho, you may have to start the talk.... like Marry, do you know what pedophile is? Then you go ahead to explain how you read in the papers a bunch of wicked adults sexually abusing kids and how sometimes they use fellow kids to lure their little friends etc. Then you let the child ask questions and explain accordingly. That alone will open the door to telling the a child how sacred the body is and a unique to only them etc. We do not talk only sex Ed, we talk safety, how to avoid danger, proper road crossing, porn and bad words in movies or cartoons etc.
you might want to be careful though. Because the formation of moral ideals in the mind of a child is usually an unstable process that may go either way - meaning the kid may accept your judgment of what is right or wrong or decide to try out what he or she has learned to form his or her own moral ideals. I believe for children at tender ages below 13, when children are yet to learn the connection between power and responsibility as well as morality, parents should do a lot of shielding to keep their children away from sexual information till their moral foundations are well set and some sense of responsibility has been instilled in the minds of the children!
Family › Re: Would You Be Comfortable Having The Sex Talk With Your Kids? by efficiencie(m): 10:30am On Jan 06, 2018
The lack of appropriate sex education accounts for much of the sexual psychos, misfits, deviants and failures in our society...we tend to leave sex education to learning by trial and error and this leads to all manner of terrible outcomes! Parents who form holy when it comes to teaching their wards sex are ABOMINABLE HYPOCRITES who did all manner of stuff in their teens and early adulthood and were often scarred by terrible sexual decisions...As for me I am not ashamed to go 101% raw and explicit in teaching my above 13 year old kids about sex!

I will start by telling them: SEX IS MADLY SWEET gringringrin
Education › Re: Mathematics: Solve And Win by efficiencie(m): 11:48am On Jan 05, 2018
thankyouJesus:
Smiles..... Check out any good Numerical Analysis textbook sir.. .. I ask again.. ..do you know and understand bisection method and mid value theorem sir?
grin sir, mathematics is a lovely discipline...I do not have to be a professor of mathematics to know that there is a flaw in your mathematical reasoning. My simple question to you is; HOW DID YOU DETERMINE THE INTERVAL [3 5]? WAS IT BY INSPECTION (Anyone could do that) OR BY SOME MATHEMATICAL REASONING (which you did not specify in your solution).
Education › Re: Mathematics: Solve And Win by efficiencie(m): 6:38am On Jan 05, 2018
thankyouJesus:
Smiles.... I really wish I can explain the theorem to you.. .. Check out mid value theorem and bisection method on any good Numerical Analysis textbook.. .. Shalom.. .

I need to do more iteration using your interval.. .. To your question.. .. It works for all.. .

Permit me to ask sir.. . Do you know and understand bisection method and mid value theorem?
Sir, I am not challenging the veracity of the theorem I am merely showing you that your solution is not a generalization. Your choice of 3 and 5 as the bounds in your interval was either by mere inspection or sheer guess and not based on mathematical reasoning. Nevertheless I may be wrong so tell us how you arrived at the use of 3 and 5 as the bounds of the interval you used. In addition, your interval is not unique as there is an infinite set of intervals that will satisfy the theorem above and yield the solution x=4 for the problem f(x)=2x - 4x where f(x)=0 [because by inspection, the interval [x n-x] where n=8 and x<4 will always yield your solution according to your stated theorem.]
Education › Re: Mathematics: Solve And Win by efficiencie(m): 1:19pm On Jan 04, 2018
thankyouJesus:
Smiles..... Your interval wouldn't satisfy the mid value theorem I quoted because there does not exist a point that satisfies f(a) < 0 and f(b) > 0 totally.
Sir just agree that your method is not a generalization. if a=3 and b=6 the condition f(3)<0 and f(6)>0 will be satisfied but the image of the mid-point f(4.5) is non-zero. Your solution begs the question; how did you determine the limits 3 and 4? Did you determine it by sheer guess work or by some mathematical reasoning you did not include in your solution?
Christianity Etc › Re: Daddy Freeze On First Fruit: Giving Your January Salary To Pastor Is Foolishness by efficiencie(m): 2:36pm On Jan 03, 2018
Many use their money to patronize prostitutes, purchase dangerous substances to get a high, produce mentally and socially degrading music and videos, and do a lot crazy stuff but an overgrown puerile buffoon thinks paying first fruits for the furtherance of the Kingdom of God on earth is sinful and foolish... grin grin grin The wisdom of men is indeed foolishness with God (1 Cor 3:19). Why is this old baby whining about what others do with their money particularly when it does not infringe upon his fundamental bestial rights! Busybodies who have nothing to do but bring upon themselves and generation curses and punishment.

1Timothy 5:13  And withal they learn to be idle, wandering about from house to house; and not only idle, but tattlers also and busybodies, speaking things which they ought not.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Skills You Need To Learn In 2018 To Succeed by efficiencie(m): 11:59am On Jan 03, 2018
adehadex:
Walahi e remain small make ur head correct but I swear ur head no correct.
grin
Education › Re: Mathematics: Solve And Win by efficiencie(m): 11:07am On Jan 03, 2018
thankyouJesus:
Picking of interval is not random as you may think..... I'm working based on intermediate theorem.. .... Let's assume I don't understand you...... Could you please give an interval to assert your point.

This is what I pick from your statement..... Let's assume n is 7..... I will be working with [4,7-4] = [3,4] right?
Yes sir!
Education › Re: Mathematics: Solve And Win by efficiencie(m): 10:57pm On Dec 30, 2017
thankyouJesus:
Smiles....... You may need to read up the theorem sir.

Instead of going that length..... I will appreciate an example of an interval where it fails.
Read my post well...I gave you a general set of intervals that will not provide you with a solution! I said will your answer hold if the interval were [x n-x] where n<8 or n>8?
Romance › Re: I Don’t Love Her by efficiencie(m): 1:18pm On Dec 29, 2017
jaykorbs:
contrary to what you think, I have found non, and I don’t intend to get anyone anytime soon if I should eventually call this one off. Like I said earlier, I want to get my life in order, my spiritual life inclusive.

Lemme also add at this point, that this lady was a Muslim, she started attending church like 7 months ago, damn, I am in a very hot soup, for the ones downloading curses on me, you are just not understanding my perspective.

And contrary to what some are also saying, I am not as evil as you think, I never knew she was an orphan before venturing into the relationship, and I never knew it will last this long, my longest relationship before she came into the picture lasted for just 2 months, you will observe that I did not bore you with stories on her good and bad part coz I believe all humans have that.

It’s not about the sex, it’s not about her status as an orphan or whatever you people wanna call it, and it’s not about the looks, she fine wella as far as I am concerned, I am just being futuristic here, play time is over for me, and I need to get serious, looking forward and not seeing her is where my problem is, I am just blind at the moment, I am not seeing anything sef. Damn

I will give the relationship more time, I will give it everything have got for a time and time and afterwards see if the love will develop as mentioned by a lot of monikers. God bless you all for taking time to drop your candid opinion and advice on this issue. Peace.
Just as you started with her by mutual agreement, though based on your deception, your separation must also be by mutual agreement...this is the only time justice won't catch up with you and visit your wickedness upon you. If you no longer need her and you see that she also does not need you then good for you but if she is stuck on you as a result of your cajoling words then you must confess the truth to her and let her know you have been taking her for a ride all this while. Her response will determine your reaction!
Romance › Re: I Don’t Love Her by efficiencie(m): 1:07pm On Dec 29, 2017
narutop:
You don't get it done u?

No one is perfect. I am sure there is an aspect in your life that has hurt someone knowingly or out of ignorance. So why are making it seem like it's only in a relationship one deserves karma.

Like I said don't dwell on downsides. Move ahead
bro indeed we all do wrong...but when that wrong involves ruining the life of someone else just to please yourself then such wrong must be recompensed. Yes I have offended people but I have never taken it upon myself to ruin the life of someone else just to please myself. I have had a lady crushing on me and I do not like her. I simply stopped relating with her and I stopped taking her compliments and endearment. But some people as impish as they can be will see this as an opportunity to make her believe they are on board and even promise her marriage just so they can user her, sleep with her thoroughly and dump her when she is no longer interesting! These same people will one day claim they have grown up and would like to settle down. They will now go out there looking for a faithful wife after making the potential wives of other men unfaithful in advance...what is evil is evil and hand may join in hand but the evil one will never go unpunished.

Balance is a fundamental feature of existence, science and all religions agree to this, and justice is the child of balance - no wonder the statue of Justice is a blindfolded woman with a sword and a balance...no one can escape justice, no one...
Romance › Re: I Don’t Love Her by efficiencie(m): 12:14am On Dec 29, 2017
narutop:
And who told you the same hasnt happened to me.
Guy grow up, life if full of ups and downs. Dont dwell on your down side, instead make corrections and move ahead.
Well yes life is full of ups and downs...created by people like you! Life would have been a straight street if not people who believe they can do what they want and just move on like nothing ever happened. When wrong is done to you you become Madam Justice, blind and resolute, but when Justice comes seeking you head for your wrong you sing songs of mercy...

Go on and keep making life full of ups and downs for everyone...and keep hoping for a straight street!
Education › Re: Nairalanders Please I Need Your Help On My Project Work by efficiencie(m): 5:51pm On Dec 28, 2017
nwajesus12:
good afternoon my people... I have been assigned a topic as my final year project work....the abolishment of capital punishment in Nigeria... I need help on the table of content....with that I can write the rest by myself... please mods come to my rescue.. help a brother
What are the objectives of your study?
How do you intend to attain the objectives of your study?
How does you work add to literature?

Answer these three questions and you are good to go!
Education › Re: The Many Woes Of Postgraduate Students At The University Of Uyo by efficiencie(m): 5:48pm On Dec 28, 2017
DateMynd44:
chose the school. Don't mind the idiotic O.P
With the way you wave abusive words here I can easily guess you are the product of the university you defend unabashedly with foul words and derogatory statements...clearly those frustrated and vengeful lecturers that spent 10 years doing their PhD must have instilled their frustration in you as well...sorry ehn! Take heart ehn. Ndo.
Education › Re: I Need Help With My Project by efficiencie(m): 5:24pm On Dec 28, 2017
Elevated1:
I am finding it difficult to get the figures of total revenue generated in kaduna state from 2011 to 2016 and the personal income tax collected within the time frame. Links to this information would be really appreciated. Thank you.

Fynestboi please help push to front page
Bro all over the world tax and revenue figures are quite difficulty to get...you should visit the LIRS of Kaduna, meet with those that matter and negotiate getting these figures...alternatively you could do a case study of some taxable firms in Kaduna where you choose a sampling frame within Kaduna, design an electronic questionnaire and get the data via interviews (using ODK SUITE) and uphold the ethics of human subjects research. A sample size of 100 firms should do for your project work.

Goodluck!
Education › Re: Mathematics: Solve And Win by efficiencie(m): 5:19pm On Dec 28, 2017
thankyouJesus:
Smiles
your solution method is not a generalization as you will not arrive at the same answer if you were to change the interval [x n-x] where n=8...will you answer hold if the interval were [x n-x] where n<8 or n>8?
Romance › Re: I Don’t Love Her by efficiencie(m): 4:32pm On Dec 28, 2017
narutop:
Back then it was all about sex, now it's about a soulmate.
...back then it was about the life of a young girl...It costs you nothing because it was not your life but the life someone else! Someone else will one day play with your life and tell you oh back then it was just about the pleasure...and at this point you will realize the gravity of the evil involved in playing with the life of a lady in name of having fun!

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