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This is tragic. Na here police and efcc like to dey file upanfan dey show power. Wetin come happen to Babachir matter? Abi file don finish?

Hmmmmmm........

Finally He has re - accepted the title, baba go slow.......

**SingingItLike** Its a normal Buhari something, its a normal Buhari something, its a normal Buhari Something...........

That Ogbeni for you!! The Rauf of Oshogbo, that chop both commissioner in lagos state before he chop governor abi na gomina for Osun state.

RIP to the lonely heartbroken pensioneer.......

**SingingItLike** Its a normal Aregbe something, it's a normal Aregbe something, its a normal Aregbe something........

Hmmmmm.........

UK has now turned to the new mecca for President Buharu now Oooooh!

**SingingItLike** Its a normal Buhari something, Its a normal Buhari something, Its a normal Buhari something...............

God bless this woman for me, she is a wise woman.

People who are responsible for handling intelligence systems, modules and assets are handled like Bob izua park boys.

Its the height of foolishness, its show gross unprofessionalism I tell you.......

Danladi7:
Goal post shifting and lying are IPOB terrorist most cherished methodology.You said if he election hold not if there is no rigging

Abeg helep me to remind am......................

It is either you deny this igbotic igboship as a man of integrity that you are. Lets us know now now who we wan donate you give. At least Fulani dey power, them full here, yoruba are merciful people they can helep ya ministry, Nupe, Berom, Riyom Anguwa Rogo can be very hospitable.

Let use know where we wan tear you fresh tribal mark, whether na face, back or yansh make we know..........................

Or just SHarap ya mouth finally as person whey no get level.............

Joephat:
I will honestly denounce it, if you can prove that there was no form of rigging in the election...

Like I said earlier. "that is if the plan hasnt changed ".

You that didnt believe the election will hold, in short "(if erection hold in Anambra I will denounce my igbotic igboship...... )" that went to look for Ofe Nsala but didnt see then you had to eat egusi in your house. How you wan take prove say the rig am?

Ewu gambia them ipob

While the Indigenous People of Anambra State, IPOAS, risked life and limb to exercise their civic responsibility, partaking in the just concluded election process.

It is on record that The Indigenous people of Biafra, IPOB, had declared the very election day as Ofe Nsala day and strongly advocated/advised that all the good people of Anambra state should sit at home, eat and drink, in effect calling for a boycott of the November elections.

Failure to comply with this directive, according to IPOB, is to place their lives at risk.

As at Saturday Morning, the Nairaland Frontpage was littered with treads - powered by lalasticlala - loaded with exclusive photographs of IPOB members using permanent voters cards as bottle cover for bottles of beer which they used to douse their thirst after munching on tasty Ofe Nsala, in line with the directive to boycott voting. Frontpage inserts provided by Lalasticlala also show treads loaded with reports of different people actively observing the IPOB declared boycott.

However, the Indigenous People of Anambra State, IPOAS, who by reason of nature are very industrious, International Developers and business men and Natural risk takers, defied this order and today, we have an INEC declared winner in Governor Obiano amidst other winners and supporters.

But more interesting, a very interesting character, who goes by the moniker, joephat, here on our darling Nairaland Forum declared and I quote

"If Anambra Election hold, I would denounce my igboship"

Which brings Nairaland to a very important question, has Joephat denounced his igboship? Is Joephat still igbo? And if he isnt igbo, well what exactly is he?

The United Nations, Universal Declaration of Human Rights, Article 15 section 1 states that "Everyone has the right to a nationality".

In the light of this, we would like to ask our dear brother and sisters, Danladi7, laudate, sarrki, etc to be our brothers keeper.

Please where can we donate this fellow in the event that he finally decides to take the path of integrity and denounce his igboship as he earlier planned (that is if the plan hasn't changed ).

So any suggestions from Nairalanders, Hausa, Fulani, Nupe, Igala, Edo, Ijaw, Yoruba, riyom, berom, bwari.

Please which of you guys are willing to accommodate this fellow so that we can avoid a humanitarian crisis here on nairaland. Anyone,............

ayokellany:
A military boy trying to brainwash gullible Nigerians into investing billion into the Nigeria army for them to enslave the country with military dictators all over again.

What is this? A comment? My friend, you are just as confused as buhari

SSBN:
What would you rather me be obsessed with? Davido?

i take God beg you, abeg!! Just maintain ya current obsession, before your voice go turn to frog voice......................

Turantula:
I can assure you that that presentation was done by PDP.

Thats right...........

Even Sarrki can confirm this......................ask him................

Anti-corruption fight my left nut. Ewu gambia them.................


**SingingItLike** Its a normal Buhari something, Its a normal Buhari something, Its a normal Buhari something...........................

FarahAideed:
But today Buhari covers his own criminals instead of sacking them . SmH

God bless you brother. God punish anyone whey talk say you nor get sense................................

Ewu gambia them.................

Ty

ivolt:
Whatsapp intends to roll out a Telegram feature that you supposedly hate
and your reaction is to embrace Telegram which already have the feature.

You nor see E moniker? Thats a typical Nigerian mentality for you......

Human beings can be so funny.......

The kind of comments one gets from this kind of picture shows how wrong our orientation as Africans are.

The girl whose breast was savagely squeezed is the prostitute, olosho etc.

Will a responsible man, father, future husband do this kind of thing?

Nobody even considered that her head went down because she was reacting to the pain of being violently squeezed in such a manner.

That she did so because she was holding a phone that she couldn't afford to throw away for fear that the screen might break.

Any normal woman or humane human being, will know at first glance that is in pain but fools are busy hurling names at her.

To africans, what he did is normal, its right, its the proper way a man ought to behave. That's why he could be so bold to post such vile pictures and even smile for effect.......

I weep for the mindset of the average African/Nigerian.....

Saintinoo:
even when 80 percent ofhis church members are poor?

Let me guess! You are the chairman of the 80% Poor church members association of Christ embassy members.

Where do you learn all these type of fake statistics you talk upandan? Or Daddy Freeze is that you?

Somborri use his own money to buy jet as a gift to someone who has impacted them as a Spiritual father, una dey vex.

Only una call am thief, only una call am greedy, only una dey vex say E no dey helep poor people for E church - of which, una no be members of the church Ooooh - like say una be the poor members, only una talk say na tithe money E use buy am - because you dey monitor church BVN via whatsapp.

Wetin? All these monitoring Spirit sef!!

Abi na una dey use monitor Lizard take cook pepper soup dey chop upandan for Nairaland.

Anyway, class monitor, should in case, una wan monitor me when my own private jet come.

Newsflash! You monitor me, you dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

ABBkelvin:
Modified:

This is to just boost his own ego and propel him to the league of Nigerian pastors with private jet. He probably engineered and envisaged it for long.
This is to show that the higher hierarchy human care less about those that are lower, they'll rather keep going higher than raise people below them to their own par. Religion is a scam to help put human in a control society and make them unable to question their environment and personal thought and conviction. Break yourself from this close system of believe or whatever tends you to make decisions on what others approve as the right thing. Work on yourself, read, learn and assimilate your environment and win before you die. Those pastors and politician and co-operate lord are already ruling their own world.
Be a better version of yourself and never accept to be gullible in any form. Seek knowledge and use it to either win or at least be sure of your stand in life.


P.S I have nothing against pastor Chris and his like. I just want emancipation of every soul from gullibility.

So you came up with this very interesting, intellectually stimulating and titillating opinion based on just probably?

What if he probably didn't engineer the event? Will that disappoint you? What does that make you, in the light of this your wonderful comment?

So you are confident that this one man, who has transversed the entire continent of africa and much of the world, sorrounded by testimonies of changed lives, impacting people with nothing but words from a bible and the grace of God at work in his life through the Holy Spirit, woke up one morning and created an event where some people will come on air and present him a private jet - which costs a lot by the way - just to impress you well enough for you to squeeze one interesting comment of how he wants to massage his ego?

You must be a very important personality and a hard man to impress at that, considering what it costs to buy a jet....

And am sure that the testimonies and best wishes of folks like Sinach, Eben, Frank Edwards etc some of whom make up the group of folks who bought/presented the jet, folks who came out of obscurity and were raised by Rev Chris Oyakhilome to relevance as far as you are concerned means nothing, it's probably staged and just as fake as well right?

I dunno who is more gullible, you or the person who mentored you into this school of thought you now champion.......

donnie:
Did you commend Pastor Chris after he donated 1billion naira for building the engineering faculty in Benson Idahosa University in 2015?

No you didn't, because you are programmed negatively.

Leave these confused people, from 2011 Oyedepo has been paying the salaries of teacher in his secondary school, built new classroom blocks, did they talk.

When Winners Chapel - Bishop Oyedepo's Ministry - broke grounds in the UK, they said he is now using the pounds from the UK to live large and they reported him to the charities commission in the UK.

But when they cleared winners chapel and declared them as a model and standard for what a Church finances ought to be, did they talk.

Will they here that one? No! Because their Spirit is always focused on the negative. They were raised as children seeing Pastors weak, poor and beggarly.

The kind of Pastor you will call when you have a problem at home that will tell you he will come after the market, so that he will sell yam and make enough money to have transport to come and see you.

When Pastor David Ibieyoeme was busy giving scholarships to the tune of #200million sending people to school, creating skill acquisition programmes and giving widows support, them no hear.

But someone use photoshop to write his ministries name on a private jet on his birthday and posted it online, they just reason say E don buy jet, they started their witchcraft and started talking nonsense.

I have come to understand from study of scripture, that Spiritual battles between the kingdom of God and the devil is tied to influence.

The children of israel suffered for 400years in slavery because they arose a pharoah who knew not Joseph - the man of God.

When Jesus rejected all the kingdoms of the worlds presented to him by satan on the condition that he worship him, there was the battle line drawn.

Every time a believer or a church garners influence within the realm of the kingdoms of this world, he is an automatic target for bashing.

Somebody gave in faith to a man of God or a church, you dey call the person who received a thief.

You no even look for better person to call thief, you go dey call men like oyedepo, adeboye, kumuyi. I dont understand their foolishness.

If a kid stands up today and says I want to be an oil worker, the natural mindset is that such a child seek a financially promising career.

But if such a child say he wants to be a scavenger or a cleaner, you think that such a person is confused, misguided, something must be wrong somewhere.

When Men like Oyedepo, Adeboye, Kumuyi rose up to serve God and follow him, it wasnt fashionable for Pastors to be rich so why will anyone call them thieves or people greedy for gain?

If a man want to be a Pastor now, we may say okay, na money E dey fine, not these elders within the body of Christ.

Men that were impacted by Missionaries like S.G Elton. Men who left all they could ever be to follow him, faithfully serving God by His mercy and grace. You see men like Oyedepo, Adeboye, Kumuyi, MFM pastor Olukoya.

Then one child, who doesnt even understand what Psalm 24 is saying and what John 17:17 means will just open his mouth and say things they really dont even want to understand.

It is well........

liberalsinnerx:
Afonja Propaganda as usual. All IPOB are inside eating Nsala

And The Indigenous people Anambra state are out there voting......

liberalsinnerx:
Afonja Propaganda as usual. All IPOB are inside eating Nsala

And The Indigenous people of Anambra state are out there voting......

Jeezuzpick:
Guy,

It's not about Igbos supporting one of their own, but who appeals to other tribes as well.

If Igbos can put forward one candidate and do some maneuvering and alliance forming, they can actually produce a president.

The problem is that, unfortunately, Igbos will find it very hard, if not impossible to agree on one candidate they will all support unreservedly and peddle to other tribes including the Yoruba (yes, we Afonjas who you hate so much).

If all Nigeria agree to vote only for an Igbo, 1000 candidates will show up and each will believe he must be the chosen one. None will back down.

Here is the problem with Igbo presidency.

Thunder fire anybody whey talk say you no get sense......

If I talk this wan, them go say na lie, marginalisation, we want Lefelendum, no erection. I dont understand the way some people think. So myopic......

Joephat:
Shifting goal post... Afonja

Whaaaaat!! Afonja!

I smell painment!!!

Goal post ke?

So anybody whey no talk wetin sweet you na Afonja?

Lefelendum don hold? No be erection result we dey see so?

My flend, berra create a tread and denounce ya igboship right away......

All these IPOB whey dey shallow minded!!, ewu gambia.....

Joephat:
Make una dey write anything wey una like

Awka etiti without a single recorded that vote.

Yorubas

These I.P.O.B folks dont have one kobo of sense. Massob did this election boycott before and regretted it, it is the turn of IPOB to regret their own.

For your information, voters apathy favours unpopular candidates more, plus its gives more margin space for riggers to perform their enterprise.

Sit down for house with Nfe Nsala make pant dey wear all of una. The Nigeria constitution does not tolerate vacuum.

Result will be declared based on the low turn out and the person with the highest result of the low turnout is the new governor......

Chikenan.......

In other news, start getting ready to deny your soon to fade igboship......

mfm04622:
There will be result. Stay tuned by this time tomorrow and a winner would have been announced

Are you minding these confused people, voters apathy is not a criminal offence anywhere in the world, infact unpopular candidate fare better in climes where voters apathy exist.

For their mind "No Lefelendum, no erection", bunch of Clowns.....

magoo10:

Terrorists don't vote
The boycott was a sweet revengeful success
Zombies right now

The funny thing is that the person who has the highest number of votes inside the low turnout is the new Governor of anambra state for the next 4years.

You just gave them a greater margin of space to rig the election.

I can't understand how people can be so dumb and refuse to learn. MASSOB did this thing before and learnt their lesson, I guess it is I.P.O.B turn now to learn too.

Its okay, life is all about learning.......

Ooooh God!

Now OP has just given all these frustrated Nairalanders fresh picture to use as meme.......

Cant you just say your story without picture in peace again?

Haba Manan!

Core8ride:
What are you waiting for?

Pictures of the interior, dead engine, front and back (Aka Ukwu)......

Joephat:
If anambra election hold

I would denounce my igboship

Chaaaaaaai!! I no fit laugh finish......

Which igboship? The same igboship whey don denounce you tey tey!

NgeneUkwenu:
Read you cant read? Was Buhari the president then?

Who reinstated and promoted Maina that was sacked by the Jonathan administration and why?

0temAtum:
I didn't say they can't do that, but I'm saying have they started doing that? Humans can clone is different from humans are cloning, pls take note. Laws are always put in place to regulate such stuff.

Yes they have started doing that, wella sef!

Simple reconstructive surgery + hormone therapy is enough to set things in motion.......

0temAtum:
I don't think they've started doing that anyway. I'll reserve my comment till they start doing that.

They already can do that so wise up....